COP28 Climate Summit Takes Aim At Emissions More Powerful Than Carbon.
Like hot air!
From Texas to Turkmenistan, global leaders at the COP28 climate summit in Dubai are taking a big swing at cutting methane, a potent greenhouse gas produced by oil and gas drilling, livestock and rotting vegetation. They are using financial incentives combined with strict new regulations to get countries and energy firms on board.
Yes, a cow fart is a lot more powerful than hot air, but not as dangerous.
“Beano” stock has skyrocketed. You know that rib eye you love so much? The UN climate Nazis are coming for you…if you let them.
On the announcement of this at the COP fest a large grunt, burp and fart of approval were heard around the world. Cows are rejoicing.
Milk Nazis at the UN say “no milk for you.” Come back one year at COP 29…in Yellowknife. That’ll cure global warming.
Administration officials (at the UN) say the methane rule—which will be phased in over the next two years after two years of contentious debate—will cool the planet and improve public health.
How on earth do they know that? Modelling by the UN’s “I pee see see that’s how. Bring in Captain America. He’ll save the day.
Time to get out of the UN before they kill us all…to save the planet.
Sad…I was told of a young man who wanted to be an airline pilot but cast that dream aside because of the carbon footprint of airplanes and what that is doing to the planet. Sad situation. Our young people have been indoctrinated and brain-washed by the UN and our educators.
Given that the human body comprises over 18% carbon, why haven’t our leaders led by example and taken themselves out of the gene pool? Huh?…Huh? Just saying.
“Bitcoins and climate change are the currency of madness.”
By the by…there is no way on this God green and given earth are we going to go to Yellowknife for COP29.
Brrrr:
The weather witches here where I live told us via “fear porn” that an atmospheric river is happening right now and we’re all going to die. Well, here it is outside of my window today.
They, the UN weather witches, cannot get one day’s forecast right so how can they predict climate catastrophe??
“Don’t you remember the 5th of November?”