Put That In Your Pipe…

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Trump rubberstamps new Alaska to Alberta rail line — but Canada needs a ‘Gender Based Analysis’ to approve;

Well, Justin. It is easy. The male end of the pipe goes into the female end of the pipe. Repeat for 6900 kilometers.

See the source imageNot that pipe Justin.

This one:

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See, It is eezy peezy Justin. Inset male end (on the left) into the female end (on the right). Gender analysis completed.

If only???????????????????????

Canada? Don’t hold your breath on this one. Poor Alberta

Steven Guilbeault, the heritage minister (from Quebec…of course) who still sits in cabinet to talk about everything else, he was literally arrested, charged and convicted of a crime in his environmental extremism. His whole life has been dedicated to wiping out Alberta oil.

That’s why Trudeau cancelled the northern gateway pipeline, and cancelled the Energy East pipeline, and has delayed the Trans Mountain pipeline. This one will be the next one to be regulated into obscurity.

They hate oil. This pipeline is a pipe dream.

Canada is only interested in this kind of pipe:

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I have a dream….and it doesn’t include pipelines.

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It ain’t oil in dem dere brain.

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Love this album. 7 Year Itch by Collective Soul.

SJ………..Out

I Have Covid. Gimme A Hug

Such a hypocrite:

Climate activist Greta Thunberg posted a photo to her official Instagram wearing a mask made from her worst enemy: Oil!

And she is a doctor too:

In March, Thunberg self-isolated in a private “borrowed apartment” after she diagnosed herself with coronavirus.

As well as a meteorologist and climatologist. How dare you!

And just 17 at that. Holy smoley Greta.

Greta Thunberg sports disposable, oil-based mask on Instagram


Hugs Over Ottawa

On Saturday, August 29, thousands gathered on Parliament Hill in Ottawa, Ontario to advocate for freedom and to stand in solidarity with those around the globe protesting COVID-19 lockdowns.

Similar protests were held in Australia, Germany, and the United Kingdom.

The event was organized by The Line Canada, with the help of supporting activist groups including: Hugs Over Masks, The Canadian Revolution, Vaccine Choice Canada and Children’s Health Defense.

Trudeau shook his head in approval as he now has something else to chaw on.

WE agreed!

They must be on to something here as:

A new study published in the August 2020 issue of Psychiatry Research has found that Canada could be looking at a suicide rate increase of up to 27 per cent as a direct result of the impact of COVID-19 lockdowns and economic stagnation.

No matter. Like fentanyl overdoses nobody cares.

More experts, more experts. The world needs more pervs…er perts.

I want my nanny.

Heard in passing 1:

“I am so, so tired of hearing of Covid. Covid this, Covid that, Covid, Covid’s where’s it’s at…day and night, 24 / 7. Heavens, what on earth did we talk about before Covid?”

Erm…Climate Change Virginia, Climate Change. The world is going to end. Climate Change and there is a Santa Claus.

Heard in passing 2. From a millennial bugger…er begger no doubt.

“Hey mister. Can you spare some climate change?”

A double whammy! Climate Change is going to kill the planet, while Covid 19 is going to kill all those who live on it…so says the UN. “Without our leadership we,” meaning you and me, “are doomed.” Workers of the world unite!

All of this is code for: One World Government. As long as there is one person on this earth with Covid, the crisis will never end. Yes, the Covid crisis will never end and the folks over at the UN and World Economic Forum are ecstatic as they now have two crisises(?) to strike fear into all of us and take advantage of all of our anxieties.


Shocking Stat that no one will believe because it doesn’t fit the “We’re all going to die” narrative being pushed on all of us by our leaderless leaders:

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) website disclosed the shockingly small number of people who died from only the Wuhan coronavirus, with no other cause of death mentioned. Hold on to your hat because here it is: out of the 161,392 deaths in the CDC data, just six percent, about 9,700 deaths, were attributed to the coronavirus alone. According to the CDC, the other 94 percent had an average of 2.6 additional conditions or causes of deaths, such as heart disease, diabetes, and sepsis.

Instead of protecting the vulnerable — the elderly in nursing homes and those with comorbidities — health “experts” recommended locking everyone up and prescribing for Americans a wide range of ailments such as depression, suicide, missed early cancer screenings, unemployment, substance abuse, and poverty.

Ask yourself. Did they lock themselves up? Did any of our so called experts and leaders lose their jobs?

Thanks Justin et al

BTW, over at Sturgis, SD, out of the 300,000 bikers only 70 cases of Covid 19 were detected and can be attributed to the rally. No deaths. Cases only.


This one is for Greta!

SJ………Out