Doom me, doom me not, doom me, doom me not.
Doom on:
Deep low pressure system? No, no, no. It has to be called an Atmospheric River. Heat wave, high pressure area? No, no, no. It has to be called a Heat Dome. Cold snap, Alberta Clipper? No, no, no. It has to be called the Polar Vortex. Why? They have to scare the beejeezus out of everyone to make everyone compliant to draconian restrictions and measures to advance their goal of a One World Government. We are being deceived…BIG TIME.
ZERO COVID IS A PIPE DREAM
Doom off.
Notre Dame? No, no, no. It has to be renamed Notre Dome:
Woke-ism is going to destroy us unless we push back….HARD.
Coming to a Canada near you.
UK Bureaucrats Abandon Term “Christmas” Over Fears It May Offend Minorities.
The leader of China, Xi Ping, endorses new gold putter. Says that “this will change everything.”
Tiger Woods couldn’t be reached for comment.
To address severe gas shortages Biden is going to release 50M barrels of strategic reserves.
“Oh yeah?” says Trudough. “we’re going to release 50M pounds of maple syrup. So there Biden. Put that in yer pie and eat it.”
Whew. Thanks Gawd we have Trudough and not Biden.
SJ…Out