Month: March 2018

How Progressive.

I thought I would start off with this one:

Women in Mexico are getting hitched to trees as a way to call attention to illegal logging that is devastating their state of Oaxaca.This is where progressiveness is taking us. Women, er sorry, wo-people are marrying trees to save the planet. The greenie progressives have taken tree hugging, Gaia worshipping, to hole new levels. Unintended consequences occurred during the subsequent wedding night where the police had to be called to cut down on the screaming and yelling coming from these brides. They surely got the shaft here…or short end of the stick…or…well, let’s be somewhat romantic here and play this tune:

The wedding song…yes…dedicated to all of those wannabee tree hugging brides out there…”Unchained Melody.” This guy get’s it.

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See the source imageHmmm. Then again, maybe I was a bit too hasty here…………Sign me up!

Then there is this bit of progressiveness. Gorilla statue that had been in a children’s playground for 19 years was removed due to a few complaints that said it was racially insensitive. A Gorilla..insensitive?…really?Okay…gone…poor kids.

img 8114 Gorilla Statue Removed After Complaints It Was Racially Insensitive

If only we could do something similar to this guy:

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If I complain about him being racially insensitive or racially inappropriate will they remove him? One can only hope. Oh we only do that to kids huh? Sorry, not progressive enough I guess.

 

Be careful what you wish for as a progressive. Progressive Nirvana? It is spelled………… V..E..N..E..Z..U..E..L..A

And for all you progressive climate cultists out there comes this.

This is what happens when we run out of greenhouse gas. We freeze!

“It is the end of snow” I tells ya.

The Oscars are coming up this weekend. Soon to be called Oscar Myer Weiners. Organizers, in their tribute to climate change, global warming and the UN IPCC, as well as all those Alligators out there, agree that 2017 was indeed the Hottest Year on Record. Ole Harv could only smile. Oprak grinned in acknowledgement. And that is why I will not be watching. In fact I do not watch any of these award shows except maybe the Country Music Awards – good clean family fun. Just ask Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert.

Why I hold no credence with respect to Holly’s Woody in the Morning? Well, up for best picture this year: “The Shape of Water.” Progressive physics run amok. Water has no shape. It is fluid. No matter as this movie is anti family, anti American and anti values. And that is why, Auntie Maxine, that I will never watch it. Movies such as this flaunt and celebrate a toilet, gutter value system and an overtly selfish me generation. Count me out.

Song for today: Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit:

Happy Friday. Read ya Monday.

 

SJ………………………………………….Out

In Like a Lioness, Out Like a Lambess

Remember Gore’s prediction of no more snow? To all of you AGW cultists out there: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

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Like everything else in Canada everything now has to be gender based. So let’s see how our gender based weather report goes for March 1st:

“Southern Ontario is going to get the big weather shaft today as a very strong lowlife system allegedly moves in from the US’ mid-drift area then across all of the great dates out there while all of you east coasters are screwed as a result of a heavy-handed Nor Esther. She’s mad.

West Coast? You’re fooked with a heavy wind warning in effect. Cover your asses, as major rain promises more flooding from a system coming up from an area in the US just to the west of Holly’s Woody in the Morning. Alberta’s zipper promises more mayhem this afternoon as its high pressure system climaxes across Northern Ontario’s heartland and unleashes a steady jet stream. Expunged, it will continue to release a steady flow right into the evening’s rush hour with a continued dribble er drizzle.  

Winter storm to hit Southern Ontario. Blizzard’s condition expected. There is nothing worse in winter, especially in March, than a woman scorned!”

For all of you Alfa males out there, you Beta get off the couch if you know what’s good for ya. The Alligators are coming for ya and they’re hungry!

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Love this headline:

“Plot to Kill the Queen Revealed.” I instantly opened the article only to discover that this occurred in New Zealand way back in 1981 – 37 years ago. Wow! News sure does travel fast down undies.

This just in:

PATTAYA, Thailand — A Belarusian woman jailed in Thailand for offering sex lessons without a work permit says she has a story to tell involving the Kremlin, Russian billionaires and even the president of the United States. She is being transferred to Phuket Thailand for further investigation.

Breaking: UK experts on body language decodes what their – Kate and Meghan’s – bodies are telling us.

“Well, Markle comes across as rather flat and deflated while Kate appears to be a tad more uplifting.”

A body language expert has analysed Meghan Markle and the Duchess of Cambridge's relationship

On the “there’s hope for us males yet file” comes this – The New York Post’s Page Six reported on Wednesday night that Lander secretly had a baby last year. There was some speculation that the two had broken up because they hadn’t been seen together publicly for a while, but Page Six believes that is because Lander was pregnant. The two have been together publicly this year. Lander, 38 is the girlfriend of Robert Kraft, 76, the owner of the New England Patriots: Just more gender based reporting here folks. And who on earth would call themselves “Page Six.” I could understand Page Sex but Page Six? Come on now!

Kevin Richardson, known as the "lion whisperer", takes two of his lions for a walk in the Dinokeng Game Reserve, near Pretoria, South Africa on March 15, 2017 (AP Photo/Denis Farrell, File)

Another candidate for an upcoming Darwin Award.

Oh how I pine for those young and innocent days. days without the gender based bull shyte: Kinks – most under-rated band ever.

That’s it for today.

 

SJ…………………………………….Out