974 people (fans?) attend White Sox / Rays baseball game…. that many?
Ice storm expected to hit southern Ontario…Great!
Margaret Atwood claims Star Wars inspired 9/11….and that is why I will never read any of her stuff…Geesh!
The best place in Canada to find a job? Moncton New Brunswick! Where? Hard to find as its normally covered in snow 8 months of the year.
4 weeks after giving birth Petria then saw her husband’s phone bill. BTW who the F&^K is Petria and why should she be concerned about her husband’s phone bill. What about all of them cigars?
The actress Anna Faris initially thought that getting a breast augmentation would be “caving into the man,” but was delighted with the “-—ing awesome” results after deciding to undergo the procedure after her 30th birthday, she told Women’s Health. “It came down to a really simple thing: I wanted to fill out a bikini.” Yeah right! The #MeToo crowd were ecstatic when they heard this. Harv’s eyes popped. and BTW, who the F&^K is Anna Faris anyway.
From the “whole world is our oyster” file comes this (Blazing Cat Fur): Order Of Canada Recipient & Trudeau Pal Peter Dalglish arrested On Pedophilia Charges In Nepal. One of the world’s leading experts on humanitarian work with street children and children affected by war has been arrested on pedophilia charges (who would have thunk). Oxymoron of the year me thinks and it’s only April….sickening.
I have always believed that the “Odor of Canada” award smells at the best of time. You will never ever see a Canadian conservative (Don Cherry???) winning that award.
Love this one: from the UK:
These items were found during a #weaponSweep near #MackworthHouse #AugustasSt during #OpSceptre . Safely disposed and taken off the streets
Next up: Home Depot and their Hardware Department.
Then again look at this statement – again from the UK:
We’re the Regents Park police and you’re not!Please do not report crime here, call 101, tweet @MetCC or visit our website. In an emergency call 999 …that makes me feel so much better and safe.
From the California “Brown’s Out” file comes this: California State Senator introduces legislation that will require State Sanctioned “fat” checkers to approve online content. Oh you mean these guys:
Or this:
Perhaps this:
Coming out of retirement for the California Senator.
Government math:
