Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire

Canada is warming faster than any other place in the world!

See the source imageOh Yeah? Where in Canada?

Trudeau implements Carbon Tax at the same time he makes this statement.

“Picture below is further proof that Climate Change is real and must be stopped” – with a 4 cents a litre tax grab.

ONE PROBLEM – This photo is from the Parry Sound 33 fire.

The fire in that photo was caused by a construction project for a wind turbine.

To Trudeau and Climate Barbie: “Liars, liars your pants, panties are on fire – Climate Fraudsters.”

CANADIANS….WAKE UP. You, me, we are being screwed!

Time for a Canadian Yellow Vest movement (See next story).


This just in: “Liberals Work to Stem Irregular Immigration:”

Minister of Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Ahmed Hussen rises during Question Period in the House of Commons on Parliament Hill in Ottawa on November 5, 2018. THE CANADIAN PRESS/Justin Tang“We are going to issue every one of those irregulars with Keopectate. And, hopefully, we will keep issuing it, Keopectate that is, until they become regular.” Liberal transparency at work. What he really meant to say was: “We will address these shit disturbers, one movement at a time.”

No shit! It says so in our constitution.

And, to be issued at all Canadian border crossings:

Don’t know what the hose is for. Maybe this is a Muslim bidet!


Self driving Tesla. In car parlance Elon Muskrat would say that it’s just a flesh wound. No story here. Move on. “Well I would but it won’t start Elon.”

Then there is this. I call this “A Tesla Hoody:”

Tesla stock plummets.

Beware of false prophets.

Canadians! Stop being so smug and fight back. Kick these progressives out at the next election.

Have a great Navy day.

SJ……….………………………..Out.

 

The Rideau Canal

This is a poem I wrote some time ago when I lived in Manotick Ontario, a small town located about 10 miles south of Ottawa on the Rideau River. It is about the building of the Rideau Canal – at the time an engineering marvel. The poem is fairly long:

The Rideau Canal 

The curtain does fall so majestic and proud

Such a natural wonder, so gracious a shroud

As if a powerful train of glory descends

As a continuous fall at the Outaouais end

 

A fire alights from the south it did spread

To the north like a plague through its heart it has bled

With a mawkish like cry for freedom and joy

But freedom’s best chance was a fraudulent ploy

 

From a flicker of flame to a firestorm bred

Death escalates through a life cycle of dread

And taming this shrew with its penchant for blood

Was a foolish man’s bait for poor Madison’s club

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Yet the fire would spread in a harrowing scene

From a spark it would roar with a devilish scream

From Niagara on east, to a Forty Mile Creek

To a nondescript farm and a Chateauguay sneak

 

From Queenstown to Lundy, Detroit and the Thames

The Boxer and Enterprise, surrender of Maine

Through Ohio and Plattsburg, to a Moravian town

The war it did rage for Miss Liberty’s crown

 

Cities would fall and the towns they would burn

First Newark then York; it was Washington’s turn

War’s firebrand eyes thrust farther to yield

And finally burn in an Orleans field

 

What came but a draw in this foolish man’s quest

For power and glory are such meaningless guests

Whatever the gain from the lives that were lost

For the hawkish bent men who lied at great cost

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And the curtain still fell, so majestic and proud

As if sensing the chaos, so soothing its sound

Like the rapturous strains of a torrent, transcends

To emerge as a call at the Outaouais end

 

***

  

The years fell away and the anger did wane

Rush-Baggot had calmed such a petulant strain

An American age brought prosperity’s peace

As a confidant pace of change was unleashed

 

But the land to the north so upright and proud

Was paranoid still to the south’s freedom sound

A country that cried for security’s calm

Yet stands all alone ‘gainst a threatening psalm

 

But this land full of lakes and rivers and streams

Was a natural course for a military dream

For fear set in stride a magnificent quest

To build a canal that was strategically blessed

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While the mighty St Laurence was a natural draw

It was fraught with real danger from its rapid rock falls

And upstream it ran with a thunderous roar

Too close to the south with its threatening core

 

The Ottawa ran to St Laurence’s call

To strike from the north and a western landfall

An historical route that opened the west

Where the traders would meet at the curtain for rest

 

Yet two rivers did run from a common high ground

To the south and the north from Lake Rideau their sound

From the shallows and falls through the marshes and swamps

From King’s town to Wright’s town, two rivers as one

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To build a canal through this wilderness screams

Of a madness and curse of the military’s dream

A task so immense, so daunting and brash

That only the British could fathom this task

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But the British did find a man of the Corp

A Wellington man from the Peninsular War

A man who had held the Canadian Shield

So right for this task with indefatigable zeal

 

John By was a Colonel and a leader of men

Ahead of his time and a genius, well bred

An engineer’s man with a passionate streak

For simplicity’s beauty with its functional tweaks

 

With orders to build a navigable path

From the Outaouais south to Ontario’s wrath

To rise from a bay named the Entrance – way crept

Up flight after flight, like some nautical step

 

A plan was developed and contracts were signed

Engineering so simple with symmetrical lines

Pure genius at work with a heavenly hand

To guide and instruct a magnanimous man

 

With Drummond and Redpath, Phillips, MacKay

Canadian contractors, strong men of their day

These artists of stone were men of their word

So forthright and loyal to the Colonel’s accord

 

The sappers and miners and mason’s stones lay

Stonecutters and woodmen, all of the trades

For comfort, their spirit; their love of the crown

Romantic and colourful, these men of the realm

 

But the marvelous work that was soon to unfold

Was dependent upon the poor labourer’s code

The back wrenching work to clear out the land

And dig such a ditch with just spades in their hands

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Such men from hard times, forever were cursed

To fight for survival and work through their thirst

Through backbreaking strains as their calloused hands scream

As they toiled and they toiled for this military dream

 

The Frenchmen held sway with their skill and savvy

So noble these men and their role as navvies

Independent of mind with a will to succeed

Just pride in their work and their songs and their deeds

 

But an Irishman’s fate to arrive at this place

To rescue one’s life from some wretched like fate

The scourge of the earth in the Englishman’s eye

Forgotten at home, they severed all ties

 

For a pestilence spread to drive them afar

From an emerald isle to this devil’s back yard

Though beauty may rest on the eye from beyond

A hellish nightmare was reality’s song

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Just rags on their backs with their wives by their side

With children so weak from starvation and pride

A thousand would fall from a dengueish like hue

And die from this work’s laborious flu

 

Poor brothers would cry as their graves had been marked

So blind to the danger and the peril from sparks

As the powder was set with a magical link

Their lives were extinguished from the death blast’s cruel drink

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Yet the lakes and the streams, swift water, rock falls

Were captured and tamed by this engineer’s call

Magnificent feats what By had achieved

In this harsh, hellish wilderness was hard to conceive

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The entrance way blessed by a protestant prayer

The first stone was set by John Franklin with care

Not mindful as yet that his greatness was cast

To die in the Arctic from an arctic cold blast

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The curse of Hog’s Back; an Isthmus scourge

The tranquility of Chaffey’s; Long Island was purged

At Burritt’s and Black, these rapids were tamed

And Merrickville’s beauty, a religious refrain

 

With names like Poonamalie, with its cedar incense

An Indian aura in a wilderness sense

Opinicon’s names and a Cranberry fog

The curse of the labourer to die in this bog

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The dam at the falls known locally as Jones

Is a testament still to its magnificent stone

Block upon block in a crescent like stance

Like a rampart of genius or an engineer’s dance

 

The work underway, six years to progress

The locks were completed and the dams were well dressed

Through steamy hot summers, through sweat and death’s fear

Through winter’s ice jams; hell’s nightmare those years

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The locks and the dams, wastewater and weirs

The cut at the entrance, eight steps to the piers

The breadth of this work remains unfathomable, sealed

As a masterpiece set in the Canadian Shield

 

***

 

The threat from the south was all but contained

For the status quo boundary was all that was gained

From the firestorm set in those years long ago

Extinguished for good as a friendship would grow

 

Poor tragedy’s mark on this cornerstone lay

On the heart of a man who held the Rideau at bay

Called back by a King who questioned his deed

A question of funds from some zealot to heed

 

An inquiry would set the tone through the years

To diminish By’s feats; he was ignored by his peers

His spirit would die from his countrymen’s chill

And not from the bog or the Isthmus ills

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Yet his legacy flows for our nation to see

A wonderment still, a magnificent deed

To balance such beauty with a functional stream

Through a Canadian wilderness with just minimal means

 

But the jewel in the crown of this engineer’s quest

Was not the canal or a technical best

For a town had been born in the Outaouais scene

In this land full of lakes and rivers and streams

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By the Barracks Hill shanty near the Sapper’s stone bend

A magnificent tower of peace would ascend

From a lower town swamp to an upper town’s view

A great city would grow with great values imbued

 

For this capital’s crown of achievement remains

From the peaceful green flow of the Rideau, contained

The seeds of a city and a national theme

To build a great country with the freedom to dream

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And the curtain still falls, so majestic and proud

Like a sentinel’s call or a passionate bow

For the genius who toiled on the Outaouais scene

And left such a mark with this beautiful stream

Copyright John Morrison,2004, Manotick Ontario

Have a great Canadian day.

 

SJ……….…………………………………..Out

Eat, Drink and Be Scary

50 foods so unhealthy that they are considered E.V.I.L.

Slide 24 of 51: Unhealthy Ingredients: High fructose corn syrup, caramel coloring, soybean oilWho knew that eating just a cup of spaghetti and meatballs would fill you up with 8 grams of sugar? That’s exactly what will happen if you eat Chef Boyardee’s Jumbo Spaghetti & Meatballs, which has high fructose corn syrup in their sauce. Another issue with the food? A a significant amount of protein in those meatballs comes from soy protein concentrate. Unlike a protein isolate, protein concentrate contains more of the nutrients found in soy, which could mean it’s more likely to contain traces of the carcinogen-containing pesticides used in genetically-modified soy production. To make matters worse, the meatballs are dyed with caramel color and most of their 13 grams of fat comes from soybean oil.Eat This! Instead: When the craving for pasta strikes, try some of these 40 Ultimate Pasta Tips to Stay Skinny. Sure, making noodles from scratch may take some additional time, but at least you’ll have leftovers for days.But they taste great.

Just about everything is covered in their list. So what can we do? Well I researched this so you don’t have to.

If you follow their advice you too can look like this:

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These guys will not give up.

Here is what the earth will look like in 2100.

Slide 1 of 38: 2018 was the warmest year on record for the planet's oceans, and the fourth-warmest year ever in terms of surface temperature. Scientists are discovering that melting in Greenland and Antarctica is occurring much faster than they previously thought. These changes could spell disaster for coastal economies in the form of sea-level rise and more frequent (and intense) natural disasters like hurricanes. If worldwide carbon-dioxide emissions aren't curbed significantly - and soon - Earth might be almost unrecognizable by the year 2100. We've already gotten a series of one-two punches on the climate change front this year: Ocean temperatures broke records, Arctic and Antarctic melting reached unprecedented rates, and extreme weather swept through the US. An increasing number of people are concerned about the issue of climate change, as evidenced by recent worldwide climate strikes and efforts by US lawmakers to enact new environmental legislation. On April 22, the world will celebrate the 49th annual Earth Day, a global event that more than 1 billion people participate in across 192 countries. This year, Earth Day organizers are attempting to call attention to one particular consequence of a warming planet: the skyrocketing number of flora and fauna species that are becoming vulnerable to extinction. Read More: 12 signs we're in the middle of a 6th mass extinction If we hope to limit some of these impending extinctions, along with the other disastrous effects of climate change, we must make drastic cuts - and soon - to greenhouse-gas emissions from energy production, transportation, industrial work, farming, and other sectors. According to the most recent report from the International Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), global temperatures will likely rise to 1.5 degrees Celsius above pre-industrial levels between 2030 and 2052 if warming continues at the current rate. Staying under that threshold was the optimistic goal set in the Paris climate agreement. But even if carbon emissions were to drop to zero tomorrow, we'd still be watching human-driven climate change play out for centuries. "There's no stopping global warming," Gavin Schmidt, a climate scientist and the director of NASA's Goddard Institute of Space Studies, previously told Business Insider. "Everything that's happened so far is baked into the system." Here's what the Earth could look like by 2100 in our best- and worst-case scenarios. Of course we will all be dead to confirm this. I don’t understand how these so called journalist get away with proctoring shit like this:

  • 2018 was the warmest year on record for the planet’s oceans, and the fourth-warmest year ever in terms of surface temperature. Wrong. 1934 was the warmest year on record for anything, the 1930s the warmest decade. I can honestly predict now with certainty that for these guys 2019 will be the warmest year on record. Then 2020, then 2021.
  • Scientists are discovering that melting in Greenland and Antarctica is occurring much faster than they previously thought. No, Greenland ice is increasing. Antarctica is getting colder with more ice.
  • These changes could spell disaster for coastal economies in the form of sea-level rise and more frequent (and intense) natural disasters like hurricanes. Hurricanes are a natural phenomenon. No major hurricanes in the US in the last 6 years. Sea levels are not rising significantly. Barely discernible.
  • If worldwide carbon-dioxide emissions aren’t curbed significantly – and soon – Earth might be almost unrecognizable by the year 2100. Yes, if we do just that the earth will look like this:

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We’ve already gotten a series of one-two punches on the climate change front this year: Ocean temperatures broke records – wrong, no change, Arctic and Antarctic melting reached unprecedented rates – wrong, and extreme weather swept through the US – no, it is called winter. By the way that is a one three punch you are talking about, not a one two punch as you have stated. But then again when has math and facts ever become relevant when it gets in the way of unscientific fraudulent reporting.

By the by, the UN reported in 1988 that the Maldives would be underwater by January 1 2018, a period of 30 years. Well, guess what. Maldives today:

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Hey is that the Turd there. In cognitos.

The Bible was right: Beware of False Prophets.


As I mentioned in an earlier post Progressivism is destroying our way of life. Further proof in the most politically correct country on the planet:

Canadian man is fined by a tribunal for daring to call a transgendered “male to female” a male. He called him a biological male because this she/man has not had the procedure done yet. So, biologically speaking he was right. No, no, no states the Canadian tribunal. Wrong. He is really a she. We checked. This poor guy was fined $55,000!

SHE-MAN and the Masters of the Universe. I wonder what Skeletor would be thinking right now.

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Here are a few for the books:

KKK man gets arrested for stabbing a colleague. It would appear that an argument ensued between them over who is the most racist….wow.

White and coloured Millennials feel that racial segregation on college and university campuses is a good thing and something they would support. MLK would be soooo happy and proud of this generation.


Liberals response to Saskatchewan rally to oppose the new Carbon Tax?

“Hey, its only Saskatchewan. Not to be taken seriously. I mean, c’mon now, how can anyone take a Province seriously with a name that nobody can pronounce or spell. And who in their right mind would ever name a town “Moose Jaw?” Perhaps they are twinned with “Lock Jaw.” hahahahahaha. I am so funny and witty, aren’t I Gerald? ….Gerald? ….Gerald? Where are you Gerry. C’mon now. Quit hiding on me will ya. We’ll play hide and seek when we get back to Ottawa. Okay?”


From a friend


How ya going to explain this one, when she grows up:

61-Year-Old Woman Gives Birth To Own Granddaughter For Gay Son Using His Husband’s Sister’s Egg. 

Sign me up:

University Of Kansas Offers ‘Angry White Male’ Course

There is always a method to the Green’s madness:

After Banning Plastic Bags, NYC Will Now Tax Paper Bags.

Trans-man surgically transformed into an alien. It would appear that having a “dick” wasn’t enough to suppress his/her emotional problems. So, he/she has now become an alien. She/he had her/his nipples removed and wants to be know as “Thing.” How about “Klaatu?”

Or how about “The Thingy” or “Dick’s Trachea”

“I just want to be normal. To be taken seriously” he or she or thingy was heard to remark.

It is more than just a feeling after all.

Time to get off the planet.

https://youtu.be/SSR6ZzjDZ94

Have a great weekend. Read ya Monday.

SJ……….………………..Out

 

 

 

 

 

Confusion

Unintended consequences: the Turd’s Carbon Tax kicked in 01 April. No April Fools joke here except perhaps from the person in charge. Here in BC we have had the Carbon Tax now for over 10 years yet our gas prices still went up 15 cents a litre after the Turds 4 cents a litre carbon tax kicked in for those provinces without the Carbon Tax. Highest gas prices in North America. BCers are still not protesting. I cannot fathom this myself. Oh well.

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“We are here to screw the middle class. How much more transparent can we be.” the Turd was heard to remark after his tax came in.


Canada is three times warmer, on average, than anywhere else on the planet. Of course that would mean that somewhere in the world it is three or more times cooler…..This coming from Climate Barbie who claims that CO2 is a pollutant and David Phillips, Canada’s prime weather witch, who predicted a mild winter this past winter. Of course both have been proven wrong, in dramatic fashion, yet Canadians still swallow this shyte. I have more confidence in Poor Richard’s Almanack and this guy:

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Touchy Feelie…good old Joe Biden…remember him? Obama’s Vice…in more ways than one. Now allegedly accused of groping small children inappropriately. Say it ain’t so Joe. Funny how this all comes out now. But then it comes out that this is a TRUMP re-election campaign add. Already? Good gawd. Dirt or what? We now have to listen to this shyte for 18 months.


The brain needs animal fat. Who would have thunk? This from a nutritionist doctor who also states: “Fun things about animal fat:”

Many people think the main difference between plant and animal fats is that animal-sourced foods contain more saturated fat, but here are a few fun fatty facts that may surprise you: 00000 alliteration is so much fun:

  1. All whole plant and animal foods naturally contain a mixture of saturated and unsaturated fats. Wow. Funny!
  2. More fun…..Some plant foods are higher in saturated fat than animal foods, with coconut oil topping the charts at 90 percent saturated fat. That’s more than twice the saturated fat found in beef fat (tallow).
  3. And then there is this…..The primary type of fat found in pork is a monounsaturated fatty acid (MUFA) called oleic acid, the same fat found in olive oil. Isn’t this so much fun?

Are we having fun yet?? Hey Pamela, what do you think?

See the source image“If only I had “tits” for brains everything would be alright. It is no fun being front end loaded.”


catastrophe

….book explains why the catastrophic decline in polar bear numbers we were promised in 2007 failed to materialize. It’s the story of how and why the polar bear came to be considered ‘Threatened’ with extinction, and tracks its rise and fall as an icon of the global warming movement. The book also tells the story of Crockford’s role in bringing that failure to public attention and the backlash against her that ensued – and why, among all others who have attempted to do so previously, she was uniquely positioned to do so.
 
In general, this is a cautionary tale of scientific hubris and of scientific failure, of researchers staking their careers on untested computer simulations and later obfuscating inconvenient facts.For the first time, you’ll see a frank and detailed account of attempts by scientists to conceal population growth as numbers rose…

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Don’t believe the UN either.

CANADIANS….WAKE UP. YOU ARE BEING LIED TO!


A Greenies and an NDP hot flash….Venezuela is a ZERO CARBON STATE. “Hey, if they can do it surely Canada can as well.”

Millions of Venezuelans were left without running water Monday amid a series of massive blackouts, forcing President Nicolas Maduro to announce electricity rationing and school closures as the government struggles to cope with a deepening economic crisis.

This is where our NDP and Green politicians would love to take us:

See the source image     See the source image   Saturday morning market in Caracas.

That is all I wrote:

“Ball of Confusion:” Has anything really changed?

This was done in the 1960s by the Temptations. Disregard the last bit.

Have a great Navy day.

SJ……….…………………………..Out

 

 

Imagine That!

Kim K confesses she cannot babysit Kanye anymore. Who the F%$k is Kim K and who the F^%K is Kanye. This is news why?

On the Carbon Tax file comes this comment:

“Coulda had Max,” as in Maxine Bernier as leader of the Conservatives. He lost to Sheer. Not to me. Max hails from Quebec. I will never vote for anyone from Quebec. No matter how you cut it Quebec equates to corruption. Simple as that.


Has our culture hit a dead end? My answer. Yes. Everything sucks. But I am just a grampy, grumpy old man.

Today’s pop music is “Muzak to my ears.”

https://youtu.be/oTeWLbiXiEo

Have a great Navy Day

Shakey Jay………………..Out