Corona…Iris

A re-post as I am away for a few days.


Have a Corona – Iris.

See the source imageSounds so much tastier than have a Covid 19…huh?


Libs are in a raptured state of mind on hearing that Trump and his wife have contracted the virus…Iris.

Yup, we’re all (all lefties) wishing and hoping for his death…nice world we live in huh Iris?


Coronavirus Panics After Testing Positive For Trump (BabylonBee)

The test came back late Thursday evening, and doctors confirmed the worst: the coronavirus has contracted Trump-45.

“Oh no! We’re doomed!” cried tiny little coronaviruses, frantically looking for a way to escape Trump’s body. But Trump held his breath and plugged his nose and ears, sealing off escape hatch after escape hatch, preventing the viruses from leaving his body. Superpowered Trump antibodies, shaped like little Ys with orange hair, charged in, sealing the coronavirus’s fate.

They scrambled. They’re all in a panic these little viruses:

Woody Allen Dressed as Sperm : News Photo“And we’re turning orange too.


Pelosi, Schumer and Schiff demand cancellation of Housewives of Washington DC after Trump and Melania test positive for Covid – 19.

Have a Corona…Iris.


More liberal, leftist speak:

The CBC, Canada’s government funded national news service – Pravda for short – announced Annamie Paul, as the new leader of the Green Party. She is black, according to CBC or those in the know, and therefore the very first black woman of a major Canadian National political party.

Yes they have 2 seats out of a total of 338 seats. A very major national party indeed.

Heard in passing: “I have more seats in my pickup truck than the greens have as a major Canadian national party.”

And why all of a sudden does it matter that she is a woman and she is black?

Update: she lost the by-election citing systemic binary racism in Toronto because of her skin colour and that she is female.


Another BabylonBee gem:

SACRAMENTO, CA—A new California law requires businesses to provide separate restrooms for people who think they are Napoleon Bonaparte.

“Not providing a separate restroom for individuals who believe they are actually the 19th-century French emperor is hateful and wrong – on so many levels – said Governor Gavin Newsom as he signed the bill into law Wednesday, flanked by several people dressed as Napoleon Bonaparte. “We will no longer allow these individuals to be discriminated against.”

The CBC, Canada’s major national newspaper, with a subscriber rate of 0.8%, far less than the Covid 19 death rate, couldn’t agree more.


Breaking news from Pravda: New Job posting issued by the Government of Canada. The government is looking for an individual who can write and tell a good story. Why they, the government, would require a storyteller given that the country has the greatest storyteller of them all in the country’s first major national Prime Minister in Justin Trudeau, is beyond anyone’s imagination, let alone the government?

Candidates have to be good spin-doctorates, and must speak French fluently. In other words Anglos, a minority segment of Canada that make up 78% of the population, need not apply.

First order of business is to address systematic racism in Canada. So says the Prime Minister.


Here’s wishing and hoping…for a full recovery:

SJ……….Out

Science

Something I thought I would never ever hear from a potential US Vice President:

“Impala Kamala Harris Endorses Communism Two Days Out From Election Day”

Wow. And then there is this:

“Hillary (Clinton) Promises Blitzkrieg of Radical Left Legislation, when she…er…Biden is elected.”

“Does anyone see the irony in that statement?


But who believes the science anyway? Especially if the science does not support the scary narrative:

“New CDC Data: Survival Rate For COVID Is 99.99% Unless You’re 70+ Then It’s 94%.”

Man is scolded and shamed for not wearing a mask and for not believing the science that masks are good!

It is madness out there. Really.

I think we flattened the curve. Don’t you?

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No matter, continue the lock-down. Believe the science except when it tells you of a 99.9% survival rate for people under 70.

Don’t believe it. It Must be bad science. We’re all going to die!!! Yes we are.

In the UK masks are effective in preventing the spread of the virus…yet…PM of the UK imposes a month long lock-down for the UK.

Remember: “A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking…or… 827% of all statistics are made up on the spot.”


To date, 15,501 Covid cases in BC and 269 deaths, primarily in long term care facilities. That is a 269 / 15,501 x 100 = 1.7% of an age bracket over 70.

Does a 1.7% mortality rate warrant the destruction of our economy, isolation and an enormous national debt? Just askin that’s all.

And after mandatory masking, mandatory social distancing, washing our hands, picking our noses and scratching our asses, the rate of Covid cases are suddenly increasing. So what gives here? This tells me that this virus is going to get you no matter what you may do. Masks do not stop aerosols.

If you are healthy with no major underlying medical condition you will survive.

BTW, where is China in all of this? Getting a free ride no doubt.

One good outcome though is that climate change scare tactics seem to have dissipated.  We do not hear much of that anymore. Nor from that Greta All-thumbsberger girl.

I hate Danishes anyway. And Swedish meatballs for that matter.

But, but wait for it. When this virus goes away we will need something else to keep us all anxious and scared.


I am not worried. I am not anxious.

God is in control. I have a peaceful easy feeling about all of this.

Good luck to all of my US friends. And whatever the outcome, the sun will still rise come Wednesday morning:

SJ……….Out

 

High-die High, High-die Hoe

I thought only Canada put out insane policy:

New Zealand votes to legalize euthanasia but not cannabis, preliminary referendum results show.

And Canada votes to legalize cannabis but not euthanasia. Then again I am brain dead.

But then again New Zealand is down under, a parallel but upside down universe to Canada.

Funny that. One minute before midnight it is a mortal sin and murder to kill dear ole grannie but one minute after midnight it’s not.

Man’s law, not God’s.

INSANE


Hey, I wonder how the Maldives are doing right now? After all, according to the UN they should be well underwater by now – as of 01 January 2018.

MALDIVES MEMORABLE PACKAGES - AVA Vacations

Nope. Maldives today.

“Yeah….butt…(sic) butt….(sic) the UN official says. It will be underwater 1100 years from now if we do not take drastic action RIGHT NOW!”

Have another joint and it, like everything else, will feel underwater.

“BEWARE OF FALSE PROPHECIES AND FALSE PROPHETS”

Don’t be deceived.


More Liberal-speak:

They said that if you social distance then you do not need to wear a mask. Then, if you wear a mask you do not have to social distance. Then, you have to social distance and wear a mask at the same time.

If masks are so efficient, as they make us believe, then why do we have to social distance while wearing one?

Just saying, that’s all.


The US Bureau of Economic Analysis (BEA) released its initial estimates for GDP growth in the 3rd Quarter and the result crushed all previous records!

The BEA estimates that the 3rd Quarter of 2020 recorded the largest quarterly GDP increase in US history.  Today’s estimates show the US GDP increased by 33.1% for the quarter.

Yeah…But Trump is bad, bad, bad, don’t ya know.

Never ever bet against the USA. Then again in Canada we would be upset with a number like that because Canadians hate success and would rather wallow and celebrate our economic sufferings. It’s our inferiority complex weighing in.

And this is why I think Trump will win bigly on Tuesday:
Joe Biden Rally in Coconut Creek Florida
As opposed to:
Trump’s rally in Tampa Florida

Governor of Minnesota bans gathering to Trump supporters at a Trump rally therefore undermining constitutional right of Americans of freedom of assembly. Biden rally? That is okay. Trump’s? Not. This could never happen in Canada right? Right? Right??? No Left.

Censorship is alive and well in the West today.

George Mason University prof says Americans should topple government if Trump wins.

Whatever happened to the treason laws in America? What happens if the majority of Americans vote for Trump and the other half doesn’t?

Civil war?


And for all of my bible prophecy dudes and dudesses out there, here is my prediction:

Trump will win a second term and civil unrest and civil war will erupt in the US – all instigated and supported by the Dems and left leaning fanatics. It will be red vs blue states or coasts vs the interior. While Trump is doing all that he can to quell the rioting and violence, which will erupt across America – Russia, Turkey, Iran will see this as their chance to invade Israel. The Gog / Magog war will commence just as Ezekiel predicted some 2500 years ago. Of course, we all know the outcome of that one.

Not to worry, as God is in control. Enjoy life without worry or anxiety. Kiss your wife and hug your kids

And, who needs to smoke weed or take any drug to get high – spiritually, emotionally and physically, when you have this to enjoy:

Have a great day. Good luck to my American friends on Tuesday. Get out and vote.

SJ…………………..Out