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How Progressive.

I thought I would start off with this one:

Women in Mexico are getting hitched to trees as a way to call attention to illegal logging that is devastating their state of Oaxaca.This is where progressiveness is taking us. Women, er sorry, wo-people are marrying trees to save the planet. The greenie progressives have taken tree hugging, Gaia worshipping, to hole new levels. Unintended consequences occurred during the subsequent wedding night where the police had to be called to cut down on the screaming and yelling coming from these brides. They surely got the shaft here…or short end of the stick…or…well, let’s be somewhat romantic here and play this tune:

The wedding song…yes…dedicated to all of those wannabee tree hugging brides out there…”Unchained Melody.” This guy get’s it.

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See the source imageHmmm. Then again, maybe I was a bit too hasty here…………Sign me up!

Then there is this bit of progressiveness. Gorilla statue that had been in a children’s playground for 19 years was removed due to a few complaints that said it was racially insensitive. A Gorilla..insensitive?…really?Okay…gone…poor kids.

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If only we could do something similar to this guy:

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If I complain about him being racially insensitive or racially inappropriate will they remove him? One can only hope. Oh we only do that to kids huh? Sorry, not progressive enough I guess.

 

Be careful what you wish for as a progressive. Progressive Nirvana? It is spelled………… V..E..N..E..Z..U..E..L..A

And for all you progressive climate cultists out there comes this.

This is what happens when we run out of greenhouse gas. We freeze!

“It is the end of snow” I tells ya.

The Oscars are coming up this weekend. Soon to be called Oscar Myer Weiners. Organizers, in their tribute to climate change, global warming and the UN IPCC, as well as all those Alligators out there, agree that 2017 was indeed the Hottest Year on Record. Ole Harv could only smile. Oprak grinned in acknowledgement. And that is why I will not be watching. In fact I do not watch any of these award shows except maybe the Country Music Awards – good clean family fun. Just ask Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert.

Why I hold no credence with respect to Holly’s Woody in the Morning? Well, up for best picture this year: “The Shape of Water.” Progressive physics run amok. Water has no shape. It is fluid. No matter as this movie is anti family, anti American and anti values. And that is why, Auntie Maxine, that I will never watch it. Movies such as this flaunt and celebrate a toilet, gutter value system and an overtly selfish me generation. Count me out.

Song for today: Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit:

Happy Friday. Read ya Monday.

 

SJ………………………………………….Out

In Like a Lioness, Out Like a Lambess

Remember Gore’s prediction of no more snow? To all of you AGW cultists out there: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

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Like everything else in Canada everything now has to be gender based. So let’s see how our gender based weather report goes for March 1st:

“Southern Ontario is going to get the big weather shaft today as a very strong lowlife system allegedly moves in from the US’ mid-drift area then across all of the great dates out there while all of you east coasters are screwed as a result of a heavy-handed Nor Esther. She’s mad.

West Coast? You’re fooked with a heavy wind warning in effect. Cover your asses, as major rain promises more flooding from a system coming up from an area in the US just to the west of Holly’s Woody in the Morning. Alberta’s zipper promises more mayhem this afternoon as its high pressure system climaxes across Northern Ontario’s heartland and unleashes a steady jet stream. Expunged, it will continue to release a steady flow right into the evening’s rush hour with a continued dribble er drizzle.  

Winter storm to hit Southern Ontario. Blizzard’s condition expected. There is nothing worse in winter, especially in March, than a woman scorned!”

For all of you Alfa males out there, you Beta get off the couch if you know what’s good for ya. The Alligators are coming for ya and they’re hungry!

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Love this headline:

“Plot to Kill the Queen Revealed.” I instantly opened the article only to discover that this occurred in New Zealand way back in 1981 – 37 years ago. Wow! News sure does travel fast down undies.

This just in:

PATTAYA, Thailand — A Belarusian woman jailed in Thailand for offering sex lessons without a work permit says she has a story to tell involving the Kremlin, Russian billionaires and even the president of the United States. She is being transferred to Phuket Thailand for further investigation.

Breaking: UK experts on body language decodes what their – Kate and Meghan’s – bodies are telling us.

“Well, Markle comes across as rather flat and deflated while Kate appears to be a tad more uplifting.”

A body language expert has analysed Meghan Markle and the Duchess of Cambridge's relationship

On the “there’s hope for us males yet file” comes this – The New York Post’s Page Six reported on Wednesday night that Lander secretly had a baby last year. There was some speculation that the two had broken up because they hadn’t been seen together publicly for a while, but Page Six believes that is because Lander was pregnant. The two have been together publicly this year. Lander, 38 is the girlfriend of Robert Kraft, 76, the owner of the New England Patriots: Just more gender based reporting here folks. And who on earth would call themselves “Page Six.” I could understand Page Sex but Page Six? Come on now!

Kevin Richardson, known as the "lion whisperer", takes two of his lions for a walk in the Dinokeng Game Reserve, near Pretoria, South Africa on March 15, 2017 (AP Photo/Denis Farrell, File)

Another candidate for an upcoming Darwin Award.

Oh how I pine for those young and innocent days. days without the gender based bull shyte: Kinks – most under-rated band ever.

That’s it for today.

 

SJ…………………………………….Out

 

 

Taxman!

Turdeau put down his annual budget yesterday. Like previous budgets we’re falling further and further into debt. Or is that farther and farther. Its (the budget) or it’s (it is) about who you may ask or is it whom. No matter, dispense with the grammar and spelling lessons and lets look at this budget.

“The Liberals deliver a budget that has nothing to do with budgeting or the national economy” (Coyne: National Post)

Oh you mean just like Tru-dope’s knowledge of foreign affairs is entirely foreign to him? Or his stance on the environment in that no decision(s) will be made without a gender based analysis being done.

Oh you mean we’re screwed!

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Yes this budget is the first budget in Canada, perhaps the world, that will be gender based.

What the hell does that mean? Let’s ask her:

Image result for 1927 metropolisShocking I tell you. Just shocking.

“Oh you mean we’re screwed here in Canada.

Or perhaps to put it a little more bluntly: Canadians are F&%ked as well. Gender based huh. Only in pithy Canada would someone’s body come up with one like that. Time to get off this planet.

But hey Canada, at least you have a good handle on pipelines now. Oh you mean this:

Image result for Big Weed PipesThis is about the only pipeline one will ever see in Canada under True-dope. Pity.

Gov’t wants to completely regulate all aspects of the private sector. Because, you know, only government intervention of the private sector will produce tangible results. Oh you mean like the “Phoenix” pay system – that harbinger of pay efficacy that is entirely fooked up as it is a gender based system:

Image result for pics of screwed up automationHey Canadians. With this Liberal Government:

Image result for Screwed Up MemesHard to find a song of the day for today’s post: Perhaps this is appropriate:

Short today.

SJ……………………………………………..Out

Jokers

Patrick Brown, the leader of the Ontario Conservative Party opts not to run for the leadership of the party after being ousted by the Alligators of Ontario and his party itself.

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See, even this gal is having a good laugh at the Brown incident.

Yes, the Alligator’s allegations of sexual impropriety that have turned out to be nebulous at best and rotten to the core at the worst. But, like all good conservatives, the damage was done and poor old Brown didn’t have a hope in hell of regaining the leadership of the party. A real modern day “Coo – day – tits er tat” I would say. I feel sorry for him and the Conservatives are going to wear this big time. Mark my words, the Cons will lose in June. But then again they are winners in a sense because they, the party, always elect a loser to lead their party. Brown, although I do feel sorry for him, fell in with his loser predecessors Hudak (who) and Tory – the man, not the party. And of course the Sheer nonsense at the Federal level. Me, I don’t really care as they’re all bad. Just look at this guy, our current Prime Minister:

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“I’m a joker, I’m a smoker, I’m a midnight toker”

 

 

“How I love being me. Today, I think I’ll be a feminist. Tomorrow? A Sikh. Day after? Oh, I don’t know, how about the leader of Canada? That should be fun.”

Then again he replaced this guy:

Image result for embarrassing pics of trudeau“Howdy Pardner. I’m the Prime Minister of Canada and you’re not.”

But now we have this wo-people as a potential leader of one:

Image result for Embarassing pics of green party leader elizabeth mayHey, I’m just a “Cowgirl in the Tar Sands”

Then there’s this guy:

Image result for New NDP leaderScary. Nothing New about this New Democrat.          I want to destroy Canada and take us all back to the dark ages. An age where everyone had to wear bright head gear like this so as not to bump into one another.

And on and on it goes.

I’m going to vote for the new “EPC – Elephant Party of Canada.” They advocate for all of those people out there suffering from Sleep Apnea. People who are forced to go to bed like this:

Image result for Pics of people with sleep apneaHow romantic. They get no respect, and nothing else either! But she has flowers in her hair.

That’s my political rant for today.

Song of the day:

SJ………………………………………………Out

You’re My Best Friend

Games are over. Closing ceremony was great. Athletes did very well. Even the Cross Country Skiers.

Hate it when these athletes become political. Ivanka Trump criticized for showing up. Why? She has every right to be there. She is the President’s daughter after all. But it is okay for the sister of the lunatic leader of North Korea to be there is it? Yeah this guy:

Image result for funny pics of kim jong un of north koreaWho would you rather have represent you? Her?

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Or her:

Image result for pics of ivanka trumpSome of these athletes are really dumbing down. Stick to your sport.

But then again when you have a Prime Minister like this guy:

It is hard to stick to anything.Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (R) along with his wife Sophie Gregoire (L) and their children Ella-Grace (2L) and son Xavier (3L) pay their respects at the Sikh Shrine Golden temple in Amritsar on Wednesday. Trudeau and his family were on a week-long official trip to India.                                                                               What an embarrassment!

His son looks very uncomfortable. “Yeah, I know I have a narcissist for a father.” Daughter doesn’t look too happy either. It was the curry me thinks.

A man convicted of attempted murder who was invited to a dinner reception with Justin Trudeau in India says he has a friendly relationship with the prime minister, and stayed away to save him from further embarrassment.

Nooooo, no, noooooo: he didn’t like what was on the menu. Moose Burgers! And, he was upset that he didn’t receive $10.5M from the Prime Minister.

Question of the year: Will Karlsson be traded?

imageThe Weinstein (remember him) Co.’s board of directors says the company is expected to file for bankruptcy protection after last-ditch talks to sell its assets collapsed. Yes, sales of Harvey Wallbangers have tanked over the past few months. Same with his iconic “Wine Steins” label. So sad. See ya bud. Major news outlets tried to interview him about his latest cast-astrophe but they couldn’t get him off of the couch to speak to them.

Whatever turns you on I guess:

The undersides of ice shelves (Antarctica’s Ross Ice Shelf) are usually smooth due to gradual melting. But as the camera passed through the bottom of the hole, it showed the underside of the ice adorned with a glittering layer of flat ice crystals–like a jumble of snowflakes–evidence that in this particular place, sea water is actually freezing onto the base of the ice instead of melting it.

“It blew our minds,” says Christina Hulbe, a glaciologist from the University of Otago in New Zealand, who co-led the expedition.

I wonder what turns her off?

Now this from our “We Know Better Than You” crowd. Schools boards in Toronto and other places ban the use of the term “Best Friend” by children. What is next from these progressives? Time to rid ourselves of this madness. At your next civic election vote them out and replace them with candidates who have common sense ideology.

Song of the day:

Happy post Olympic Monday.

 

SJ…………………………………..Out