Hosers!

So what’s happening today at the games?

Watched the free-style skiing half-pipe woman’s and men’s qualifying. Canadian from Comox BC won the woman’s. Not sure about the men’s. I went to bed!

Appears that an American  woman representing Hungary qualified for the Olympics without even really competing. Her name: “Edna the Eagle:”…Good for her. Anyone can do this? Well no, they can’t:

“Skier wipes out on Half Pipe…while only wearing a G-string…at Whistler BC of all places.” Would have loved to seen that. “She lost her job at the local “Peeler Bar”” someone spouted.  It’s a new take on the “Pole Dance” another spectator was heard to say. Wow.

File PhotoVirtue and Moir capture their second Gold in Ice Dancing – congrats to these two Canadian skaters. Probably their swan song. Asked what’s next and Virtue said she would like to compete in the Half Pipe. “Ice dancing and the Half-Pipe” are a good mix she said. “There is some synergy involved here.” Moir was non-committal about his future but was eying Cross Country Skiing.

Russian “curler” ousted from Olympic competition for testing positive for a performance enhancing drug. What? Are you kidding me? For curling? Yeah, I guess those rocks are heavy man. Sent home. Probably going to a Russian Gulag next where he will be forced to watch Cross Country Skiing 23 hours a day. Hear he is going to compete in the summer games in Rhythmic Gymnastics!

Canadians share the gold with the Germans in the two-man bobsled competition. That was cool to watch. Tying in an event that comes down to milliseconds in timing? Incredible.

Appears Lindsay Vonn has two hidden messages on her. Great but the hype surrounding this skier continues unabated by the American Press. Hope she puts up in the downhill.

Love this comment:

Canadian Woman’s curler’s husband two-fisted drinking in the…heaven help us…. morning… while watching his wife, Holman compete:

“I’m not a drunk, I’m not an alcoholic, I’m just a Canadian”

Yeah, that says it all hoser. Asked who his role models are he responded. “Other than my wife, well, these guys of course:

Image result for pics of the mackenzie brothersSays it all about us Canucks doesn’t it?

Canadian hockey world all in a tizzy of worry because we only beat the Korean team 4 to zip (nothing). Are you kidding me. Hate to see you guys when you lose. C’mon, lighten up. It’s not that bad.

Canadian Hockey Team celebrates their 4 – 0 win over the North Korean team:

Image result for images of fighting during Olympic hockey gamesAnd when they lose all hell breaks loose:

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Canadian women’s curling team receives pep talk from Toronto Maple Leafs coach, Mike Babcock:

Mike Babcock standing in front of a crowd

Yeah, that should do it. This coming from a team, the Leafs, that hasn’t won a Stanley Cup since 1967. Someone once told me that the last time the Leafs won the Stanley Cup he was in diapers and he’d probably be in diapers when they win again. And how can you take a team seriously that can’t even spell Maple Leaves correctly. Huh! By the way, the woman’s team lost again…to China. Says it all but Trudeau is happy.

That’s my take. Another tune from Badfinger: Dedicated to the Olympic ideal: Perfection! A song for life. Successful conversation but stay clear of toxic social media:

Great song.

 

SJ…………………………….Out

 

 

 

Just the Name of the Game

Well in to the second week of the Winter Games. Wow. Time sure does go fast when you’re having fun.

Except for these guys:

Image result for pics of cross country skiing at 2018 gamesAlmost as exciting as watching this:

Image result for pics of rhythmic gymnasticsMissed most of yesterday’s competition. What happened? Oh this:

French alpine skier Mathieu Faivre, the partner of American ski star Mikaela Shiffrin, has been expelled from the Winter Olympics over angry comments made after a race at the weekend.

The 26-year-old was sent packing from Pyeongchang by the zero-tolerance French team following remarks made to journalists after finishing seventh behind winner Marcel Hirscher in the men’s giant slalom.

“Mathieu will return to France for disciplinary reasons,” David Chastan, director for French men’s skiing, told AFP on Monday.

He will then be transferred to the French Cross Country Ski Team!

Lesson here? Keep your comments and thoughts locked in a jar.

 

Are Tessa and Scott a couple?…………………Who??……………..Who cares!

 

Russian competitor accused of doping. For what sport you may ask? CURLING! Say what. Well watching this so-called sport one would have to be doped up to get into it. Dopes………Geesh!  The Russian has been suspended and will be transferred to a Gulag when he returns to Russia where he will be instructed in the intricacies of Cross Country Skiing for 23 hours a day!

Bad Headline of the Week:

“Shiffrin doesn’t know if Ledecka used her skis to win gold” in the Super G. My comment would be well what else would she use? This:

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Just asking, that’s all!

The Half-Pipe Competition is exciting to watch. My question would be? What is a full pipe? In Canada a full-pipe would probably be this:

Image result for Big Weed PipesGo Big or Go Home – as the saying says but in Canada finishing in the top 30 is great! That there is our problem. Having said that we are having a wonderful result here at Pyongyang!  Eh Kate McKenna?

From the “Only in Canada!” comes this: Canada beats Korean Hockey Team 4 zip but everyone in hockey Canada-land is concerned. Why? They feel anything less than a 10 zip finish is bad. This coming from a nation that considers “personal bests,” as in “I finished in the top 30” to be a success.

Only in Canada………………………..Geesh. I am overjoyed by this result. It was the Czech game that has me concerned.

Oh yeah. Vonn came in 6th in the G Slalom: but it’s Trump’s fault. Keep politics out of it Ms Vonn. And everybody else. We know you hate Trump. You have expressed that publicly. Many people do but when you politicize your participation at these games in the public eye you have to face the consequences. You cannot have it both ways……………………………my rant and I am not a fan of Trump nor am I a fan of Vonn!

It’s just the name of these games. Social media sucks. There is a lot of nastiness out there.

Beautiful song by Badfinger. 1971………………..Wow.

 

SJ…………………………………….Out

 

 

Cross Country Tee

Image result for pics of the 2018 winter gamesHey McKenna (Canada’s Environment and Climate Change Minister). It’s PyongChang, not PyongYang as you have commented. PyongYang is in North Korea Kate!

See even these guys – Ying and Yang – are having a laugh over that one.

Yes, Geography is hard Kate!

What’s going on over at the games? Well, it is hard for us to watch here on Vancouver Island and Mill Bay as we have about a 3 hour window to watch these games live. We are 18 hours behind South Korea. They are 18 hours ahead of us or, put it another way, 6 hours behind us in time but tomorrow. Tomorrow! Get it? I cannot explain this anomaly of the time zones and the impact that the International Date Line has on dating! Just take my word for it.

My favourite spectator sport – Cross Country Skiing.

Image result for pics of cross country skiing at the 2018 winter gamesI mean c’mon folks. Would you rather watch that (above) or this:

Image result for pics of the 2018 winter games   This:

Image result for pics of the 2018 winter gamesOr this:

Image result for pics of cross country skiing at the 2018 winter gamesWhere are they? Who? The Cross Country Skiers! And look at the crowds!

One more time. This:

Image result for pics of cross country skiing at the 2018 winter games  Or this:

Image result for pics of olympic hockey\My Swiss friends would agree. You get my drift though. I mean, participating in Cross Country Skiing is one thing but to watch it? Totally:

Image result for pics of spectators sleeping  Yawn! I agree.

My take on Snow Angels yesterday got some spin. I do believe it should be an Olympic Winter Sport at the 2022 games. See, even this guy agrees with me:

Image result for pics of mr t                                                                                                        I mean, it’s artistic; takes physical and mental fortitude and meets all of the Olympic ideals in sweep harder, stroke faster and think quicker (sic). Yes, I love to watch it as well:

Image result for pics of snow angels             Image result for pics of snow angels                            I mean it could be synchronized. I am so excited here with the possibilities and potential of this sport. Bring it on. A crowd pleaser no doubt about it.

Have a nice Friday. Read ya Monday. Remember “What’d I Say” about snow angels.

SJ………………………………………Out

 

The Lonely Road

Image result for Pics of the 2018 winter gamesOops sorry, wrong games. But the mud-slinging competition between Alberta and British Columbia continues unabated. Preliminary training runs are almost over. The final bout is due any day now. Who will win Gold? Alberta? British Columbia? or Trudeau? Stay tuned, more to come.

I meant these games. The real ones:

Image result for Pics of the 2018 winter gamesLet’s see how my favourite and exciting winter sport is doing:

Image result for Pics of the 2018 winter gamesA real exciting “Barn Burner” this one. “Hey mom, look at me.” as he yelled to the camera above the noise of the crowds. Or this:

Image result for pics of cross country skiing“Hey, where is everyone? Did I read this course correctly?”

C’mon gals. It’s not that bad. You could’ve been a contender….in cross-country skiing no doubt. Then you could’ve slit your wrists out of sheer boredom.

“If I don’t qualify I’m going to participate in cross country skiing the curler touted.” Is that a threat?

See, even Mr T loves this sport:

Mr T“So who’s the fool, fool?” I like curling too. It reminds me of my youth and those “wasted” days and nights in the local bar playing shuffleboard.

Meanwhile, Saturday night fights continue to provide a distraction at these games:

Long-standing tensions boil over in latest chapter of Canada-U.S. rivalry              Is the cat clawing anyone? A new winter sport!

This doesn’t bode well. NBC continues to fall on its commentator sword. Bode Miller, an Alpine skier suggested to his listening and viewing audience that marriage is bad for female skiers. Why? he didn’t say. Later, he apologized for his remarks stating:

“That’s all I have to say about that….period!

Tune for the day. Dedicated to this guy.

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Have a nice day.

 

SJ…………………………………………………….Out

 

 

 

 

 

 

PyeongChange or Pyongyang? It’s Pee-yong Me!

Image result for pics of 2018 winter gamesLet’s see what’s coming up. Oh yeah, this exciting sport:

Image result for pics of boring winter sportsSee, even he agrees. He’s waving to his mom! Cute.

Cross Country Skiing. Such an exciting spectator sport. Don’t you agree:

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Hey, wake up. Medal ceremony is about to begin.

How about this exciting display of physical prowess:

Image result for pics of boring winter sportsMaking “Snow Angels” is going to become a winter games sport competition in 2022. Can’t wait. Or this latest offering from the Brits:

Image result for pics of boring winter sports   From their Directorate of Silly Walks. That’ll work…Gotta be fun.

We need characters here to lighten things up. Like good ole Eddy the Eagle:

Image result for pics of eddy the eagleMaybe this:

Image result for pics of boring winter sports“Hey, bring the bobsled with ya next time…okay. Man oh man I have snow burn bad.”

Great games nonetheless.

What else is going on?

Trudeau and his Chief of Staff Gerald Butts thinks Canadians are fascist for daring to criticize Trudeau and his government. Fascist? Coming from our fearless leader.  It’s a joke, just like this government Minister, Catherine McKenna, after this remark:

Like, Pyongyang is in South Korea? Oh Really! Me kenna thinks it is in North Korea Catherine. When queried she could only come back and say:

“Well, hey, after all it is 2018. Geography is hard you know. Just like the New Math, as in 2 + 2 = 22.  C’mon….now move on.”

I don’t think many Canadians will be watching from Pyongyang. Just these dudes and dudesses:

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이동 캐나다 이동 …(Go Canada Go)

The US is cutting taxes, eliminating regulations, and opening up more land for development. What are we doing? Well, Canada is implementing social justice based policies regarding major infrastructure and resource based projects that render Canada economically impotent. McKenna has just insisted that a Gender Based policy will over-ride the approval process in the construction of pipe-lines…… Say what! What does that mean?…..Well, perhaps this:

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Oh Canada? You’re / we’re screwed.

After the Boushie verdict our Prime Minister denounces the Canadian justice system calling out the Judge, Jury and the system as a whole as racist. Contempt for our courts? Yet, not too long ago he upholds our justice system in awarding convicted terrorist Omar Khadr $10.5M bucks. Identity politics at its best, or worse.

Canadians should be appalled at what our so called leaders are doing to this country.

SJ………………………………………………Out