Category: A Very Short Story

From the Short Story Vault

Rocket Man

And we don’t have a dictatorship in Canada?

The Heritage Minister refuses to name the newspaper publishers who just received over sixty million dollars in pre election subsidies.

Trudeau owns the press in Canada.

I want my country back:

The latest $320M handout to the Indigenous people of Canada was announced a few days ago. They had to change the building where they announced the largess as the original building, above, was named after our first Prime Minister, which was deemed unacceptable to our current government.

All of the virtual signaling, racism, systemic racism labels, divisiveness, accusations of genocide, denigration of whiteness, unilingual Anglos, destruction of the Alberta energy sector, Quebec favoritism has all come about by our current Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. And yet this Peter Pan flake will, in all likelihood, be reelected.

Trudeau has increased our national debt by over $350B in one year. More than all of the past 152 years combined.

Soon to be coming to a Canadian Parliament near you. Removal of a portrait of Winston Churchill – deemed offensive by the Green Party of New Zealand.

Visit Churchill Manitoba while you still can.

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Trudeau is bent on destroying the Canada that we know. WAKE UP.

In a special report by the UN on space security Canada was the only nation to demand “Diversity in Space.”

I think it is time that we launched this guy into orbit.

Finally:

For thee and not for me:

Obama throws 60th birthday bash for over 600 people. Covid rules including masks be damned. “I am the ex and current president of the United States you know…and you’re not.”

Final thought:

Funny. We are probably having the very best summer ever and what is the UN and the media saying about that?

“WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE”

SJ…Out

We’re All Goin To Die

Given the UN’s latest dire report, I thought I’d resurrect an old post:

Let’s See?

Image result for pics of amldivesWhew! It’s still there. Thought for a minutes the UN was right to predict the Maldives would be underwater by Jan 1 2018. Nope, still there with 33 days to go.

From a post last year.

Don’t you know:

  1. Climate change is a  feminist movement. Why, because it’s always changing man…..;
  2. Carbon is a transgendered element of the Periodic Table. It is stuck between that borion “B” and that nitro-gen-der;
  3. Cow farts and flatulence contributes to Global Warming and is therefore a masculine threat. Why? Because women never, ever fart. And if they do their farts never stink. It must be stamped out immediately. See #1 above;
  4. The other day an activist told me that Archimedes worked for big oil. This was in response to a discussion I had with him that he needn’t worry about major flooding and sea level rising if the Arctic Ice Cap melts
  5. Eureka! The Arctic Ice Cap is not melting. It’s expanding. It must be a feminist movement as well. “Am I getting bigger. Do I look fat to you honey?;”
  6. Global Warming causes hot summer weather;
  7. Global Warming causes cold, frigid winter weather;
  8. Frigidity is a feminist movement and must be stamped out at all costs;
  9. Global cooling is therefore, a feminist threat, and must be met with #3 above;
  10. Under peer review, as temperatures rise the warming effects of global warming will offset the cooling effects of global cooling as a result of the global warming. Got that? Yeah? cool! Chill man, er woman, er ne, ve or ze, er wo…oops…man
  11. Pesticides found in Marijuana! Ban marijuana now before it kills us;
  12. Pot for kids! Ban pot now because you can’t call the kettle back;
  13. Under the new marijuana legislation, every pot has a lid man, er women, er ne,ve or ze!;
  14. Heaven help us if the kids are our future…see #12 above;
  15. Hooray for natural gas…see #3 above.
  16. Liquid natural gas? Well a good dose of Keopectate will take care of that;
  17. Greenpeace and US activists protest First Nation sponsored aqua-culture…What?;
  18. Ne, Ve or Ze are Clockwork Oranges.
  19. Smoking kills but smoking pot is alright now man. It’s out of sight, out of mind, and out of body; and
  20. Thank God that I will be dead soon…see #s 19,14 and 12 above.

Madness!

 

SJ……………………………………..Out

Jumpin Jack Trudeau

This is rich:

Including the 100 illegal immigrants that have crossed our border in the last 6 months.

Great job Joe. Now, where’s my coffee. KAMALA? JILL?

Homeless Indians and activists have declared a Toronto park as Indian territory. People are not allowed to take pictures of the invisible sacred fire or smoke from the smokeless peace pipe.

They are welcome to take back all of Toronto in my view. Or all of Canada if they like to.

Other breaking news to note:

CNN’s employee handbook must be one migraine-inducing document. Because while CNN continued to allow Chris Cuomo to collect a paycheck despite being wrapped up in his corrupt brother’s sexual misconduct scandal, they decided to fire three people for not getting vaccinated Thursday. This also occurred after the network brought back legal analysts Jeffrey Toobin after he was caught masturbating during a Zoom meeting for The New Yorker.

And….from the Canadian Japanese Clomical Helald….Prime Minister Justin Tludeau is expected to call an erection today. “Excitment is on the lise,” they reported.

Coulda had Trump:

But they got Joe instead.

Oops…Alberta gas station mixed up diesel and gasoline for 3 days…not nice.

By the way…prior to voting just think…Canada and Justin Trudeau are a joke and a laughing stock on the international stage…Bring back Canada.

Only in Canada would a debate such as this come up:

Is Burning Churches Justified?

You have to ask a question like that. Then again our Prime Minister weighed in…It is understandable you know…are you kidding me. And this guy will in all probability get re-elected if an erection is held today in Canada.

And only in Canada:

Pro-lockdown protesters demand Alberta brings back public executions…erm public health restrictions

Or this:

Trudeau’s enviro office holds “Draganza” workshop (during work hours).

I kid you not. This is what Canada has stooped to under Peter Pan Trudeau.

I want my country back:

The world that I know.

SJ…Out

 

 

 

 

The W.H.O And Sugar

We want to tax sugar to fight obesity… SWEEEEEEET!

From the school of common sense: get them off their asses and into the playgrounds, sports programs, and throw their Xboxes, IPhones and Tablets into the trash. Bring back play, as the saying goes.

But it’s their right to do what they want. Right?

Kids have no responsibilities therefore they have no rights!

And what about rights. Do you think you have rights? What rights? Think again man or women or ne,ve,ze. This is just a smoke screen and another example of how our individual freedoms and rights are being undermined by government legislators – at all levels. Soon we will be told what to eat, what to drink, what to wear, what to say, what to think, what to watch, what to drive, what bloody light bulbs we have to use.

Legislators will ban herbicides, ban pesticides, ban perfume, ban cologne, ban lawnmowers, ban red meat, ban white meat for its privilege, ban “Monster Truck” shows, ban camping, ban boating, ban contact sports, ban BBQ’s, ban fun. If left unchecked there will be no idling of cars, hey, no driving of cars, no international air travel, no travel at all, no smoking, no swearing, no drinking, no critical thought if you please, no consequences for bad personal decisions or choices, no discipline as it’s always somebody else’s fault. The do good-ers and the activists are having a field day. By the way, have you ever met a happy activist or a happy environ-mental -ist? Nope? Neither have I.

It took me 70 years to become a Grumpy Old Man. These environmental whackos and Social Justice Warriors had that locked up the minute they entered University.

Orwell had it right all along. Only he was well ahead of our times. Oh the horror of it all. People – wake up!!!

Next they’ll want to tax the very air that we breathe. Oh wait, they’re doing that now with their so called Carbon Tax. After all when we inhale we have to exhale, and that my friends contains CO2 – so stop breathing to save the planet. In today’s world telling someone figuratively to “drop dead” has a whole new meaning…THEY MEAN IT!

They’ll want to tax volcanic eruptions and erections next.

And given the UN’s stellar record of collective security and peacekeeping – Rwanda, Sudan, Somalia – come to mind; their impressive decisions on Human Rights as reflected by the righteousness of the UN Human Rights Council; the inspirational insight that the UN demonstrated with their election of Zimbabwe as the lead nation on the United Nations’ Commission on Sustainable Development, their appointment of Iran to head the committee on the status of women and Libya to chair the Human Rights Council a few years back; and their dynamic organizational skills and efficacy in financial administration as witnessed by their Oil for Food program and the human disaster that is called Haiti, why oh why on earth would anyone with half a brain in their head believe in the conclusions drawn up by the UN’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. Huh? Huh?

Just saying, that’s all.

 

Have a great weekend:

SJ…Out