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No Life Like It.

Join the Canadian Armed Forces as there is no life like it. Thank goodness for that. I wonder if he is wearing a skirt!

Canadian military commander demands soldiers support men’s tampons for trans “inclusion”

To align with the Liberal government’s commitment to inclusivity, Canadian military bases and federally regulated workplaces were recently mandated by Employment and Social Development Canada to provide menstrual products, including tampons and pads, in men’s washrooms by December 15. 

Sorry, I gotta go.

Whew, back now.

Canadian military base to host “drag queen bingo” for soldiers

Oh – 69….BINGO!
Canada’s top soldier to issue directive encouraging Pride participation.

Alongside our Prime Minister

Trudeau becomes first sitting PM to march in Halifax Pride | CTV News

C’mon guys, join Canada’s Armed Forces as there is no life like it. We need more men like you.

Thank gawd for that!

Law of unintended consequences: Canadian military recruitment is down…a way, way down. But Trudough doesn’t care. More money for Gaza and Ukraine.

Abacus - Toys 2 Learn
Liberal Math
Budget office says Canadians will spend almost half a billion dollars on the Government Services Tax (like the VAT) on….wait for it….you will not believe it…THE CARBON TAX.  Yes Canadians have to pay a tax on a tax.
Time to turf out these political clowns.
Liberal transparency and politicization:

Trudough has been accused of politicizing Senate appointments in the past. 

In 2021 several senate appointments made by the Trudeau government came under scrutiny as multiple appointees have strong ties to the Liberal Party of Canada.

Out of the eight recent appointees, five have made substantial donations to the Liberal Party, two were former Liberal candidates, and one served as a director of the Trudeau Foundation. 

To be fair, the Conservatives are just as guilty of this.
Our system and institutions are broken.
To our Liberal friends it is all just smoke and mirrors:
Smoke And Mirrors - bocaratonobserver.com
But, our government’s progressive policies are destroying our country.
By the way: I am not anti LGBTQ+. Whatever you do, whomever you are or with is fine with me. I just do not believe that this community has to promote this lifestyle in such a grand, over the top fashion. Be like everybody else and go about your daily business without flaunting your sexuality.
Would you want to work here?

The University of Waterloo is looking for “gender-fluid” people, as well as women, sexual minorities and non-white people to meet the “diversity, equity and inclusion” quotas of its Canada Research Chairs positions.

“To address legal requirements for supporting underrepresented groups in the CRC program, this opportunity is open only to women and gender minorities, which is defined to include individuals who self-identify as women, transgender, gender-fluid, non-binary, and Two-spirit people,” reads the job posting for a chair position in optometry & vision science field.

The same requirements apply to Waterloo research chair positions in personality psychology, mathematics, computer science and health.

If you work in the public sector in Canada there is no life like it!

 

Please Mr Bond.

Only in the UK? Canada will surely follow suit:

Does your pet identify as trans?

People often feel like their pets are trying to tell them something. But what if your four-legged friend was actually trying to tell you his or her or ‘their’ preferred pronouns?

Urban Paws, one of the leading pet talent agencies in the UK, has reportedly been presenting pet owners with a baffling application form, asking whether their cat or dog might be trans or ‘nonbinary’.

No, but my car does. I own a Trans-Am. How do I know? It performs great on the Trans Canada Highway.

Speaking of hot muscle cars of which EVs are not:

Today’s super villain:

Oh, I don’t know!

Where Is James Bond When We REALLY Need Him? - Dr. Keith Scott-Mumby

“Please Mr Bond. I want a one world government. With me in control, you understand.”

Last summer’s record wildfire season. Climate Change or massive deception by our government to push their climate change agenda for total control of everything we do. Our biggest source of disinformation is the government.

Thirteen minutes long but worth the listen. I believe we will see more of the same from our eco-zealots. This is domestic terrorism and the perps should be taken down by the full arm of the law. Unfortunately in spineless Canada, a slap on the wrist with a promise never to do it again will suffice.

Love this:

BTW, I for one will never ever go and see another Bond film. The woke crowd have killed it.

Religion Of Peace

When will the west, especially countries like Canada, shed its naivete and WAKE UP:

Iran - Ebrahim Raisi

Nice cleric and man of gawd. Islam? The religion of peace.

Iran is the world’s premier state sponsor of terrorism and a top financial and ideological supporter of Hamas, the Gaza-based Sunni terrorist outlet responsible for the unprecedented atrocities against the Israeli population on October 7. Erdogan, an avowed Islamist, has repeatedly declared his support publicly, denying that Hamas is a “terrorist organization” and claiming that the group’s “resistance” against Israel – in the form of infanticide, gang-rape, mass slaughter of civilians in their homes, and other crimes against humanity – is legitimate.

Both Iran and Turkey celebrated the October 7 attacks, Tehran with a massive street party featuring chants of “death to America” and Ankara with a “Great Palestine Rally” reportedly featuring over 1 million people.

Turkey is a member of NATO, the 21st century’s version of appeasement. Erdogan? 21st century version of Chamberlain’s peace in our time. Munich anyone?

A Muslim poker game:

What Should I Do? - Can I Play Cards With My Friends? - IMAM-US.org

“I see your 1.5 infidel but I’ll raise you 10.”

Muslims will take over Europe first and then the world because divershity is their strength, not ours. Once they tried to rule and take over Europe by the sword. Now? DEMOGRAPHICS. Witness “Tours” or the seige of Vienna in 1529 and 1683. What we desperately need today is another Charles “the Hammer” Martel or John Sobieski, or Wilhelm von Roggendorf and Nicholas, Count of Salm.

Charles Martel - Battle of Tours: The Salvation of Christianity

Charles “the Hammer” Martel kicked Muslim butt at Tours, France in 732 CE thereby saving Europe and Christianity from the Muslim scourge and Islam. Today he would have been considered by our illustrious naïve leaders as suffering from acute Islamaphobia. And no he was not a WWE wrestler although his name has modern connotations as such.

Muslim’s routed in Vienna in 1529.

The Hofmeister of Austria, Wilhelm von Roggendorf, assumed charge of the defensive garrison, with operational command entrusted to a seventy-year-old German mercenary named Nicholas, Count of Salm. their HQ was St Stephen’s Cathedral in Vienna:

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Turkish siege of vienna hi-res stock photography and images - Alamy

Vienna battle scene in 1529

Battle of vienna 1683 by eradica1 on Newgrounds

Part of John Sobieski’s cavalry that routed the Muslims at Vienna in 1683. Sobieski was the King of Poland and part of a European coalition to save Vienna from the Muslim scourge. Today he would be reviled as suffering from acute Islamaphobia!

Cute Islam Girl HD Wallpapers - Wallpaper Cave

No! This is a cute Islam by the name of Phobe

Today? 25% of the population of Brussels is Muslim. Belgian is slated to be Europe’s first wholly Muslim state and more of Europe to topple, erm follow.

I am not some islamophobe. These are the historical truths and the facts.

Canada? Europe? The US? UK?

WAKE UP

PS: There is a great film about the siege of Vienna in 1529 starring F Murray Abrams. Find it on you tube as it is worth a watch.

Lighten up:

Liberal Math

More liberal math or liberal-speak:

Cabinet will collect nearly a half billion in sales taxes on the carbon tax this year, the Budget Office said yesterday. Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland has repeatedly claimed the carbon tax is “revenue neutral.”

Don’t ya just love this guy?

Don’t ya just love it?

Chants of “f*ck Trudeau” broke out in Toronto on Saturday at UFC 297. The crowd delivered the message ahead of Sean Strickland fightin Dricus Du Plessis in a middleweight championship bout.

Not that it isn’t justified. It is just the manner in which the sentiment has been broadcasted.

Great role model of the new generation of youth:

UFC fighter Sean Strickland to a Canadian reporter: “We’ve got one of the f*cking commies with the press … Maybe I should just pass on this motherf*cker. He’s going to go back and f*cking give my bank account information to f*cking Trudeau.”
I may agree with the message behind his toilet talk, gutter fueled rhetoric but I do not agree with his linguistic methods. Surely there is a better way.
Heads squarely in the sand:
She is considered to be mentally ill, but there is apparently no evidence of that other than she is a committed jihadi, who wants to kill fellow prison inmates and lesbians in the name of ISIS. In a classic case of obfuscation, Canadian authorities don’t admit that there is such a thing as jihad, so they have to classify her as something other than a jihadi.
How about nutzoid? Hmm, just saying. She will probably be released into the public domain because, according to police, there is no case of mental illness here. Move on, no story.
Attention, heterosexuals. The word ‘straight’ has been deemed oppressive. To whom may I ask? They don’t tell you that? Please update your files and lifestyles accordingly.
How about crooked then?
Canadians are getting worried about US democracy
A new poll in Canada suggests this. I am not surprised as Canadians are obsessed with all things American: in their culture, sports and politics. Yet we should be more concerned about democracy in our own country especially given our Fool on the Hill and the little piggies we call a government.

PPP = Fascism

Joke of the week:

“The promise of Canada is a promise that every generation can reach even higher than those who came before. This cabinet retreat, we are focused on securing that promise. This team is squarely focused on advancing our work to build more homes, create good-paying jobs, bring down the cost of living, support the middle class, and make life better for Canadians. Just like I have done over the last 8 years: the wholesale destruction of Canada, as you and your forefathers knew it.

The Rt. Hon. Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada
Wait, wait, did I really say that???
Jokester of the year:
Trudeau said the choice facing Americans is similar to one facing voters in Europe and other parts of the world that are experiencing democratic backsliding and waning support for democracy. Canada isn’t immune from those trends, Trudeau said, casting himself as a defender of optimism and stability, in opposition to anger, fear and conspiracy theories. Yeah, right! But what about the choice facing Canadians??
People in the US and Europe are tired and fed up of the nation destroying liberal and progressive policies. Trudeau is guilty of everything he said he opposes in the last line of the para above: anger, fear and conspiracy.
And, typically, the average European suffers from high taxes, high prices, tiny homes and cars, and, increasingly, less freedom. But politicians like Trudough sipping tea in London or shopping in Paris rarely, if ever, see this, or understand it if they do.
Oh, and….
Well, do you?
Our alphabet betters?

Director of California LGBTQ+ center busted in child sex sting. 

How do you spell LGBTQ+? D..i..s..g..u..s..t..i..n..g

Liberals are always promoting Public – Private – Partnership. The last PPP didn’t end so well:

Nuremberg Nazi Rally, 1937 : pics

Fascism is the epitome of Public – Private – Partnership

Oh and your politico betters in the US have stated that George Floyd had more of a positive impact on the world than Martin Luther King Jr. Are you kidding me?

Who would have thought?

RCMP relaxes recreational cannabis use policy for officers

That is the world we currently live in today.

I am comfortably numb to the clown world around me.