Kurofune: The Black Ships

An excerpt from my book Kurofune:

The sun was getting higher and higher off the eastern horizon. The beautiful orange, yellow and reddish glow of the sunrise was tarnished by the thick, black, brown and grayish pall and smoke plumes covering Betio and the immediate vicinity due to the high explosive nature of the Naval Gunfire Support and the air strikes. The air was becoming heavier and heavier and thick with the smell of detonation, destruction, explosions and cordite. It was the smell of death. These thick, black plumes of smoke rose out from under the coconut palms and the fields of the island then up and over the lagoon like a dark impervious blanket of terror. Rows and rows upon rows of coconut palm trees were scarred, naked and pitted; their ragged palm fronds hanging down, vertically limp, as if the life had suddenly been snuffed out of them by some horrendous outer worldly force. No tree escaped the carnage of the shelling that swept across the entire length and breadth of the island. Collectively the palm trees just stood there, motionless, ragged or naked in the light tropical breeze, as if standing upright in a desolate, mysterious landscape, like sentinels to hell itself. The landscape was pockmarked with deep and shallow craters, like the surface of the moon. And like the surface of the moon the island was lifeless. On top of all of that a light grey mist hung in the air like dust particles suspended, coagulating into and onto everything within this maelstrom of terror. Nature’s colour palette of tropical hues and shades of blue, green and turquoise surrendered to this monochromatic nightmare. It was an eerie sight to behold. 

The Naval Gunfire barrage continued raining death and destruction among the Japanese defenders. A 16 inch shell found its mark on one of the Vicker’s Guns ammunition dumps. The subsequent explosion of the ammo dump sent shells, debris and shockwaves from one end of Betio to the other and across the lagoon.

“Head’s down,” somebody screamed. Was Armageddon that far behind? Ted thought of this cataclysmic detonation?  It was horrendous. His whole world shook.

The naval bombardment had gone on now for almost three hours. Sooner or later it would be time for the Marines to turn to and head directly for the beach. The Marines of wave one held back in the lagoon at the departure line in their Alligators, LCT (Tanks), LCMs (Mechanized) and their Higgin’s Boats, but it would soon be time for the landing.  In the meantime they were getting anxious and sick of the tumultuous movement of the landing craft. Sea worthy they were not. Even Ted was anxious to go. Not really seasick, he was becoming nauseous watching his colleagues retch from the motion of the Higgins. The sea sickness and the dry heaving was horrific, as everything that had been in their stomachs from breakfast was now awash in the boat’s bilge. A sour, bitter and slightly acidic, pungent odor permeated the air among them. That combined with the nauseating diesel fumes and individual sweat was enough to turn anyone pale.

Ted was nervous, but not really scared, as he just wanted to go and get on with it.  Lou and the Reverend remained silent, even as they looked at one another for mutual encouragement, as if to say everything is going to be okay. The Reverend clutched his bible for his own spiritual support and emotional fortitude. Lou was a non believer yet one could see the abject fear in his eyes. Ted kissed the crucifix of his Rosary one last time. He also stole one more peak at the picture of Ruth that he had in his shirt top pocket, protected as it was from the seawater by a plastic sheath.”

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Cheers and have a great weekend.

SJ……………………………Out

Second song of the day:

Pancaked

93 more sleeps to Vezelay! Cannot wait.

See the source imageJust a walk in the park, that’s all.

See the source image           Wow!


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This just in:

Slide 1 of 9: Jennifer Lopez always puts on a mesmerizing performance when she's on the stage. The singer attended the 2018 Billboard Latin Music Awards in Las Vegas and wore two head-turning looks. First, she walked the red carpet in a sequined lavender minidress by David Koma. Then, she took the stage in another sexy outfit to perform her new song "El Anillo." Of course, it wouldn't be a true J Lo performance if she didn't choose a stage outfit that showed off her famous assets. The singer revealed her impressive dance moves and vocal chops in a scandalous Giannina Azar bodysuit, which got a whole lot sexier when she turned around. The beige illusion one-piece was embellished with crystal appliqués, and it hugged her curves perfectly. Read on to see all angles of Jennifer's shimmery outfit ahead. Related: Jennifer Lopez Wears Her Leopard Trench With a Blinged-Out Water Bottle, Because Glamour

Jennifer Lopez’s Sexy, Sheer Performance Outfit Will Have You Screaming……for the exits! Gadzooks. She gets paid for this?


‘Touch of Homophobia’: Hollande’s joke on Macron’s ‘passive’ role with Trump angers govt spokesmanMeanwhile, at the White House Macron and Trump are getting cozy. Same thing at Pyong Yang

Is this real apolotique in France and in Korea.  Heard in passing: “Hey are there any apparat-chicks around here Dong Un?”

“It’s Pyong me Moon. Can I call you Moonie”…….Cozy!


Breaking News: Singer Janelle Monae Out as Pansexual? This after her latest performance was panned by critics.

I only have two things to say about that bit of news. Who the &^%$ is Janelle Monae and who gives two &^%$ about this fluff anyway. I love pancakes – especially with Maple Syrup. Hey, I’m Canadian after all.


And what about these guys:

FILE - In this April 18, 2018 file photo, Bill Cosby arrives for his sexual assault trial at the Montgomery County Courthouse in Norristown, Pa. The prosecutors who put Cosby away said Sunday, April 29, 2018, they’re confident the conviction at his suburban Philadelphia sexual-assault retrial will stand. (AP Photo/Matt Slocum, File)See the source image                                    Brothers in arms. Disgustingly so. Is there a physical trait in all of this that gives them away? Perhaps the haircuts or the facial features. Are they twins?

Anyone seen Kevin Spacey lately?


South Korean President states that Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts in bringing peace to the Korean Peninsula.

Lefties go berserk on hearing that remark. They all went apoplectic. Where’s Obama when you need him? 19th hole?


From the “Why people are sheeple” file comes this:

Macdonald’s increases their menu prices. Sales soar. And that is why trying to fight the carbon tax is a non sequitur. If they raise their prices their food must be great. Ah, no Virginia.


I love this:

Justinian Trudeau is set to become the world’s first Post National Modern State’s Cannabis Feminist. Justin has all the bases covered for his next erection! er…election!

Song of the day:

Happy Monday

 

SJ…………………………………………………..Out

Laughter Is The Best Medecine

I wrote a book: Kurofune: The Black Ships. It has been published through Amazon and Kindle. Getting great reviews. Check it out by hitting the link at the top right of this page. All proceeds from the sale of this book go to a really great cause…..moi!


Can’t wait for Vezelay. Coming up to 103 more sleeps. Great.

See the source imageThis is where I start the 900km walk!

Thought I would start with a joke today:

CELIBACY can be a choice in life, or it can be a condition imposed by
certain environmental encounters.

While attending a marriage counselling symposium last weekend, John and
his wife, Ann, listened to the instructor declare:

“It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are
important to each-other.” He addressed the men, “Can you name and
describe your wife’s favourite flower…?”

John leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently and whispered, “Robin Hood
All-Purpose, isn’t it?”

And thus began John’s life of celibacy.

That joke reminded me of the time I bought some pots and pans for my wife for her birthday. That did not go over well. Almost divorced. I tried my luck a few years later when I asked her if she wanted a new “drill” for Christmas. That was bad too.

“Do you like to live life dangerously?” she asked me.

Hey, I’m a guy right? Say no more.

Hey check this out. An innocent age of laughter:

Song of the day. A tune that I will definitely listen to on my IPod during this walk:

Collective Soul: “Let’s Gel”

Have a great weekend. Read ya Monday.

SJ…………………………………………..Out

 

Idiocy!

974 people (fans?) attend White Sox / Rays baseball game…. that many?

Ice storm expected to hit southern Ontario…Great!

Margaret Atwood claims Star Wars inspired 9/11….and that is why I will never read any of her stuff…Geesh!

The best place in Canada to find a job? Moncton New Brunswick! Where? Hard to find as its normally covered in snow 8 months of the year.

4 weeks after giving birth Petria then saw her husband’s phone bill. BTW who the F&^K is Petria and why should she be concerned about her husband’s phone bill. What about all of them cigars?

Then again there is music to soothe the soul. One of my favourite bands. from their 7 Year Itch Album, Collective Soul “Tell Me Why:”
Click on link then click you tube link.
SJ…………………………………….Out

You’re My Best Friend

Games are over. Closing ceremony was great. Athletes did very well. Even the Cross Country Skiers.

Hate it when these athletes become political. Ivanka Trump criticized for showing up. Why? She has every right to be there. She is the President’s daughter after all. But it is okay for the sister of the lunatic leader of North Korea to be there is it? Yeah this guy:

Image result for funny pics of kim jong un of north koreaWho would you rather have represent you? Her?

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Or her:

Image result for pics of ivanka trumpSome of these athletes are really dumbing down. Stick to your sport.

But then again when you have a Prime Minister like this guy:

It is hard to stick to anything.Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (R) along with his wife Sophie Gregoire (L) and their children Ella-Grace (2L) and son Xavier (3L) pay their respects at the Sikh Shrine Golden temple in Amritsar on Wednesday. Trudeau and his family were on a week-long official trip to India.                                                                               What an embarrassment!

His son looks very uncomfortable. “Yeah, I know I have a narcissist for a father.” Daughter doesn’t look too happy either. It was the curry me thinks.

A man convicted of attempted murder who was invited to a dinner reception with Justin Trudeau in India says he has a friendly relationship with the prime minister, and stayed away to save him from further embarrassment.

Nooooo, no, noooooo: he didn’t like what was on the menu. Moose Burgers! And, he was upset that he didn’t receive $10.5M from the Prime Minister.

Question of the year: Will Karlsson be traded?

imageThe Weinstein (remember him) Co.’s board of directors says the company is expected to file for bankruptcy protection after last-ditch talks to sell its assets collapsed. Yes, sales of Harvey Wallbangers have tanked over the past few months. Same with his iconic “Wine Steins” label. So sad. See ya bud. Major news outlets tried to interview him about his latest cast-astrophe but they couldn’t get him off of the couch to speak to them.

Whatever turns you on I guess:

The undersides of ice shelves (Antarctica’s Ross Ice Shelf) are usually smooth due to gradual melting. But as the camera passed through the bottom of the hole, it showed the underside of the ice adorned with a glittering layer of flat ice crystals–like a jumble of snowflakes–evidence that in this particular place, sea water is actually freezing onto the base of the ice instead of melting it.

“It blew our minds,” says Christina Hulbe, a glaciologist from the University of Otago in New Zealand, who co-led the expedition.

I wonder what turns her off?

Now this from our “We Know Better Than You” crowd. Schools boards in Toronto and other places ban the use of the term “Best Friend” by children. What is next from these progressives? Time to rid ourselves of this madness. At your next civic election vote them out and replace them with candidates who have common sense ideology.

Song of the day:

Happy post Olympic Monday.

 

SJ…………………………………..Out