Carney has been Canada’s Prime Minister for 5 months now.
His major accomplishments to date – in spite of an expected $92B budget deficit are as follows:……………..
………………except for word salads of course.
“Because I eat Prime Rib. I watch Prime and I am Primarily focused on Net Zero, which is a prime number of course”
“I am also the Prime Minister of Canada and you’re not!”
“And when I fart they are Prime Cuts. Oh, and my shyte don’t stink.”
“I live in the Prime area of Ottawa whereas my wife and daughter live in a Prime location of New York city.”
“I always watch TV in Prime time, especially Questionable Period in Canada’s House of Clowns.”
“I am in Prime conditioning, as witnessed by my Primary achievements thus far (see above).”
“Oh and don’t you forget that I am… thee… Prime mover and shaker in Canada.”
“And when I want to get something built in Canada rest assured I will use my Prime Contractor…Brookfield Asses…or something or other.”
“I am…the most interesting Prime Minister in the world. But when I drink it is Prime Barrel Whiskey, Glencairn of course. In the USA I drink Jack Daniels while dining at the Whiskey Prime Steakhouse.”
‘But, but what about Canadian Crown Royal Mr. Prime erm Minister?’
“I’ll leave that poor excuse for a Whiskey to Doug Ford.”
“I am Marc Carney, the leader of the Primevil Liberal Party of Canada and you’re not!”
So There!
