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Did you know that before Carney became Prime Minister of Canada he spent most of his waking life out of Canada?;

Did you know that Carney’s family live in the United States and not Canada?;

Did you know that Carney has no intention of progressing Canada’s oil and gas sector?;

Did you know that not one single project has been approved since Carney became Prime Minister?;

Did you know that Canada’s Interprovincial trading barriers still exist;

Did you know that Carney is a citizen of Ireland and a European by his own admission – Canadian anyone?;

Did you know that Prime Minister Carney is a senior member of the World Economic Forum (WEF), whose stated aim is the destruction of the current world order?;

Did you know that Carney’s new world order falls into the lap of the WEFs economic reset where you will own nothing and be happy – except for the elites of course?;

Did you know that Carney met NATOs 2% of GDP marker for defence by combining the budgets of the Canadian Coast Guard, Fisheries and Ocean, and CSIS and CSE with the Department of National Defence, and not by new defence spending?;

Did you know that Carney has no intention of purchasing submarines from South Korea or Germany?;

Did you know that Carney is not responsible for the new ship building initaitves going on in Canada right now and that the Stephen Harper’s Government is or was?;

Did you know that Carney has no intention of increasing defence in Canada’s arctic but will let the Chinese do so?;

Did you know that Carney stated that China was the #1 existential threat to Canada’s security?;

Did you know that Carney has brokered an economic partnership and policing agreement with China?;

Did you know that Carney will say one thing to one body and the exact opposite to another?;

Did you know that Carney is a Trump bootlicker?;

Did you know that Carney wants to take Canada into the European realm at the expense of Canada’s largest trading partner – the USA?;

Did you know that Carney has given the Ukraine government over $25 Billion in aid to date?;

Did you know that the Ukraine is totally corrupt?;

Did you know that there have been over 4 million visits to a food bank in the greater Toronto area alone in one year?;

Did you know that homelessness is higher than it had ever been in Canadian history?;

Did you know that Carney has stated that affordibility in Canada has never been better?;

Did you know that Carney continues to state that Canada has the best debt to GDP ratio in the G7?;

Did you know that Carney continues to state that Canada’s economy is the best and strongest of all G7 countries?;

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The G7 economies

Did you know that Carney and his liberal government have received the Pinocchio citation award many times over?;

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Liar, liar, pants on fire.

Did you know that Carney won the election with one single issue: Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) of the Canadian electorate.

Orange Man Bad ! – endbozz

And did you know that Carney won the election primarily due to the mindset of central and eastern Canadian voters who really have shyte for brains.

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Well…did ya know? Did ya? I think not.


Rare Earth. Rare Indeed. Their album “One World” came out in the early 1970s. It is a great album from an RnB band whose members are all white yet was on the Motown label. The band got caught up in the Jesus movement of 1971. They wrote this song which is both spiritual in its nature but a great rock song in its delivery. “Underneath God’s Light” as every one of us are:


 

The Sorry State of Canada

Here is a snapshot of how Canadian voters think and vote:

Pierre Polievre ran on the issues: affordability, housing, crime, defence, law enforcement, health care, trade relations, energy, corruption and a “Canada is broken.” concept.

Carney ran on: Anti Donald Trump. Orange man bad.

Result? Carney wins.

Under Carney’s Liberals:

Can’t be the US’s 51st state but we sure as hell can be the European Union’s 28th state.

Go figure. And the central and eastern Canadian electorate ate it up. Yess. Elbows up! The western vote doesn’t matter. Go EU Go!

Canada, and by that I mean Ontario, Quebec, New Brunswick and Nova Scotia, have a pathological hatred for the United States. Oh, and the “west” of us be damned. The west is considered to be the hinterland of  Canada. Nothing more. Resources are to be exploited for Canada. Laurier said this very thing  when Alberta and Saskatchewan joined Canada in 1905.


 

And, we will make MAid more affordable and more accessible for All Canadians, including Grandma:

BTW, Canada has officially entered a period of recession (Stats Canada). But the bought and paid for Liberal media refuses to report on it, thereby protecting their patron Liberal government.

Canadian Grandma Excited To Hear Her Family Is Paying To Hire A MAID

World·May 27, 2026 · BabylonBee.com
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CALGARY — One elderly woman was convinced that her life was soon going to change forever, as the Canadian grandmother expressed excitement after hearing that her family was preparing to hire a MAID.

Betty Martin, an 80-year-old woman who lives with her son and his family, was delighted to overhear the family discussing their plan to pay for a MAID to come “take care of” some business at their home.

“This will change my life!” Martin said after hearing the news. “My goodness, I bet I’ll never have to wash another sink full of dishes ever again. I was worried that I was becoming a burden on Stewart and the family, but then I heard them say something about paying for a MAID service, and it made me so happy.”

Martin’s son, Stewart, said the entire family was eager to see how much a difference paying for MAID could make in day-to-day life. “It’ll be a game-changer, for sure, eh?” he said. “Just think about it, Mom. You won’t ever have to spend another minute cooking or cleaning. Doesn’t that sound nice?”

Betty explained that she was hopeful that the MAID would make a noticeable impact on all aspects of her life. “Will the MAID help put me to sleep?”

“Yes, absolutely!” her son answered.

At publishing time, the Martin family had explained to Grandma that they were just moving all the furniture out of her bedroom to make it easier for the MAID to get it really clean.


And…

There you have it. It is finally out of the bag. If you think Carney will approve any fossil fuel pipeline, Elizabeth May will join the Conservative caucus.

« L'enjeu le plus important est la vraie démocratie » – Elizabeth May | Radio-Canada

I Will!!!??? WTF over.


Probably the perfect song Some say that this was the best song to come out of the 1960’s decade. Play it loud.


 

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Drat: Climate Changes Man

Sorry. My computer was down for a week or so. No posts.

Back now.

Breaking News: UN has just announced that their Climate Change doctrine has been an elaborate hoax. Their climate change models have been wrong from the “Get Go.”

UN Secretary General Wants to Take Action Against Oil Companies Due to Climate Change

“You can blame it all on Global Warming.” so says Anthony Fender Guitar-ez

Response at the latest UN Security council meeting?

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But in Woke Canada?

“Climate change is an existential threat that has to be stopped.” So says our Prime Mortician Mark Snidely Whiplash Carney.

“Excuse me but I have a private jet to catch. 500K air miles in eleven months tires you out.”

Mark Carney says net-zero impossible without nuclear power — Decentralised Energy Canada

But, Canadians are not buying it.

Drat!

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Has Mark Carney’s travel on CFC1 (and other fights) been worth it? Totaling 235,207 Km distance traveled. That is 5.8 times around the world. These are only his official flights. Counties visited. England / UK United States of America / USA, France, Ukraine, Latvia, Poland, Mexico, Indonesia, South Korea, Germany, United Arab Emirates / UAE South Africa. That is a lot of MOUs to sign. My hand is tired.
“But you, my dumb Canadian liberal voters, have to reduce your carbon footprint, drive an EV, stop eating meat, adopt a 15 minute city, buy heat pumps, solar panels, stop flying, stop having fun and…VOTE LIBERAL!
“For you see peons, these rules are for thee and not for me – or my elite Liberal friends and colleagues.
“I am Mark Carney, the Prime Minister of Canada…and you’re not!

And my take on all of this?

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Hey man. Got any climate change?

Because its 2026!

Don’t know but I do know that:

  1. Climate change is a  feminist movement. Why, because it’s always changing man…..;
  2. Carbon is a transgendered element of the Periodic Table. It is stuck between that borion “B” and that nitrogen-der;
  3. Cow farts and flatulence contributes to Global Warming and is therefore a masculine threat. Why? Because women never, ever fart. And if they do their farts never stink. It must be stamped out immediately. See #1 above;
  4. The other day an activist told me that Archimedes worked for big oil. This was in response to a discussion I had with him that he needn’t worry about major flooding and sea level rising if the Arctic Ice Cap melts
  5. Eureka! The Arctic Ice Cap is not melting. It’s expanding. It must be a feminist movement as well. “Am I getting bigger. Do I look fat to you honey?. Eureka! By the way, you don’t smell so well yerself;
  6. Global Warming causes hot summer weather;
  7. Global Warming causes cold, frigid winter weather, i.e., frigidity;
  8. Frigidity is a feminist movement and must be stamped out at all costs. See #1 above;
  9. Global cooling is therefore, a feminist threat, and must be met with #3 above;
  10. Under peer review, as temperatures rise the warming effects of global warming will offset the cooling effects of global cooling as a result of the global warming. Got that? Yeah? cool! Chill out man, er woman, er ne, ve or ze, er wo…oops…man;
  11. Pesticides found in Marijuana! Ban marijuana now before it kills us;
  12. Pot for kids! Ban pot now because you can’t call that kettle back;
  13. Under the new marijuana legislation, every pot has a lid man, er women, er ne,ve or ze!;
  14. Heaven help us if the kids are our future…see #12 above;
  15. Hooray for natural gas…see #3 above.
  16. Liquid natural gas? Well a good dose of Keopectate will take care of that;
  17. Greenpeace and US activists protest First Nation sponsored aqua-culture…What?;
  18. Ne, Ve or Ze. Clockwork Oranges.
  19. Smoking kills but smoking pot is alright man. It’s out of sight, out of mind, and out of body; and
  20. Thank God that I will be dead soon…see #s 19,14 and 12 above.

Madness!

But I do know that now you can drive that car and not feel guilty about is.


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Muh,muh, muh, my Sharia!

Seems like the Canadian New Democrat Party will have a new leader by the end of March. Another diversity is our strength, so they say. I say beware of wolves in sheep’s clothing. The NDP promises to stand up for all Canadians. Yes, to drive us all back into the stone age. The NDP are against the extraction of oil and gas of any kind, even the kind that comes out of our Conservative and Liberal asses. He is surely to become Canada’s Moonbat leader. I am not racist but I am worried that the NDP will use the racist card to promote their views. Under Hazmat (sic) Singh, their previous leader, they played into the hands of a separate Quebec:  The NDP’s Singh said that his party would “immediately” work to support the province’s decision in the event of a majority ‘yes’ vote in a referendum.”….Just great and just what the Quebec separatists want (HuffPost).

We want a leader who will do everything to keep this country together, not tear it apart with identity politics….Geesh.

Canada craves for a strong leader.

Under our Canadian leadership a government agency will be going after people who claim that the sun is the primary component of our climate. Eeegads! call out the thought police…now! Middle aged thinking there for sure. Canadian judicial wants to bring back the “rack” to punish these scientific heretics.

Canadian government kills another nation building project in Energy East. Mayor of a major Quebec City laughed so hard when he heard this that he shit his pants – literally and figuratively – as he released millions of litres of raw sewage into the St Laurence River – all going downstream to the East Coast I may add to that.

UPDATED: Carney says he will not repeal Liberals' anti-pipeline Bill C-69

 

“I have a dream” PM Carney was heard to say. “That someday the world will rid itself of….. pipelines. You thought I was going to say Carbon didn’t you? Bahahahahahahahahahahaha…that’s a good one. Hey I talk the talk but would never walk the walk or walk the talk or talk the walk or use talk-um powder or whatever to wipe my ass. Hey, how do you like my carbon socks?” As he takes another sip of his carbonate of soda.

Read my lips: “No more pipelines. I am serious.”

“What about the MOU with Alberta?” A reporter asked

“What about it? Who cares!”

Toronto District School Board wants its students to recite Muslim greeting after the singing O Canada. Why not just sing:  “Muh, muh, muh my Sharia”

No wonder Canada’s primary currency is called the “Loonie.”

This just in from Canada’s Finance Department. Every one is in a titter over this one.  “We are going to conduct a gender-based analysis on finalized proposals, to ensure any changes to the tax system to promote gender equity. About 83 per cent of passive investment income is earned by Canadian-controlled private corporation owners making more than $250,000. About 70 per cent of these individuals are men. “The women were so tired of getting the shaft from the financial men” some financial guy was heard to say. This is titillating stuff.  The whole plan can be summarized in two words, say the “Elbows Up” Liberal crowd: “TITS UP.”

News Flash: Climate models wrong.

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Told ya it was the glue.

You read it here first at Shakeyjay

 

 

SJ………….Out

 

 

Our Two Faced Prime Mortician

To oversee the death of Canada.

In protest I will fly this flag at my home until competence and integrity returns to this country.

Ww1 Canadian FlagAnd our national anthem:


Two faced PM. He says one thing to one person / group and another completely opposite thing to another.

“Alberta and the Federal Government are working with Alberta on a Memorandum of Understanding (MOU) to address the proposed pipeline to the west coast. To be announced with great fanfare Thursday (today). See, see, my government is working hard on this file.”

Yes…but:

In the House of Clowns yesterday and CBC report at minute 2:28.

It is an MOU, which mean nothing. Our PM appeases Alberta (temporarily) that he understand Alberta’s requirement for a pipeline to the coast.  He is onboard with this requirement but he states categorically  that he is sensitive to the concerns of the Province of BC and the indigenous people – with their needs.

The MOU in Carney’s words create “necessary conditions but not sufficient conditions.” What does that mean except more Liberal obfuscation and non committal? He has told the BC premier that the project will have to have BC’s and indigenous approval before he is willing to sign off on it. Liberal political speak for: “It aint going to happen.” And our PM can tell Alberta: “Well, we support it Danielle, but you have to have the approval of the BC premier and indigenous groups to proceed.”

He is leaving this nation building project to be resolved by the Premier of Alberta and not the Feds – just what our PM wants. In accordance with the Canadian constitution, it is the fed’s responsibility to sort out cross provincial nation building projects. Our government has relinquished the responsibility to Alberta so our PM  say – with the MOU in place – see, see, we fully support Alberta but the province will have to get BC on side, which under the current climate is never going to happen. “Not my fault Danielle!”

And this:

In September 2025 Carney, at the United Nations, formally recognized the State of Palestine.

HAMAS is dancing in the streets.


Oh no, it’s our Prime Mortician, Snidely Whiplash, again – out to destroy Canada.

 

Trudeau One started the decline with his multi-culturalism, diversity schtick. Trudeau Two continued the destruction of Canada with his gender based policies and anti resource management initiatives and Snidely will facilitate the end of Canada and finish us off as the economic devastation train comes barreling down on all of us. Carney and his incompetent Liberals will oversee the destruction of this once great nation.


Civil service with guns, Canadian Coast Guard is now part of defence. Carney wants to have 300,000 civil servants to take a one week military training course. That way he can claim that Canada is meeting NATO targets. More liberal obfuscation. What could go wrong?

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Recent decisions by courts and even the federal Veterans Affairs Minister to uphold poppy-wearing bans in certain courtrooms, despite widespread public backlash. Pinsky called the reasoning “legally baseless” and “morally disconnected,” while Koop warned of a growing trend of courts ruling based on implausible hypotheticals rather than facts.


Nation building projects: Joke is on us. This was set up by Carney to assist in getting nation building projects fast tracked though the approval process. Paying some woman $750,000 a year to do this. No staff, no office as yet but more bureaucracy – just what Canada needs. All of these so called nation building projects have been on the mill long before Carny became PM.

If Carney was serious he would get rid of the regulations that are strangling investment in Canada but he won’t do that. Instead he sets up another bureaucracy to stickhandle projects through the “economy destroying” regulations that the Liberals set up themselves! OBFUSCATION on steroids. Incompetence!

CLEANING HOUSE: Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy announce efforts to reform his country’s energy sector amid a massive corruption.
Meanwhile Canada just approved another billion for Ukraine and 600 Million to promote LGBTQRSTU in Africa. Meanwhile at home:
Food bank in Canada closes its doors to int'l students
4 million food bank visits a year! Insane
“But our economy is strong. Canada strong.” So says Snidely. “First in the G7 to go off the economic cliff because we are number one in the G7 economically, don’t ya know.”
Marching Off a Cliff
Hey, they all go to the same tailor as Carney.

Caucus unrest treated as a calamity when it involves the Conservatives, while Liberals get a pass

Budget 2025: A “Responsible Plan” With Numbers No Auditor Would Trust

If you ever wanted to see Ottawa pull a stunt that would get a private-sector CFO fired, hauled into an audit, and walking out in handcuffs, this is it: Budget 2025. And the best part? Thanks to the Parliamentary Budget Officer, we now have the receipts.

Meet the IMF economist with a major influence on Mark Carney’s big-spending ways budget.

Georgieva, a graduate of the Karl Marx Institute of Economics, is even quoted generously in the two-page foreword section of the federal budget. She came first in her class. Here she is with Canada’s finance minister “Squeaky” Champagne.

Champagne

Whereas Mark Carney, An Oxford grad in economics came 31st in a class of 30


But Muslim values are Canadian values – so say our PM. Video: Jewish Students at a Toronto University Barricade Themselves Against Islamist Rioters Trying to Lynch Them

Kristallnacht comes to Canada.

Ontario school posts Islamic dance video as Easter limited to basket craft

 

 

Army base Gagetown is now serving halal chicken in its cafeteria. I wonder what the Colonel says about that? Well it is finger licking good…SIR!

Canadians….WAKE UP

Oh yeah. Rumor has it that Minister Melanie Joly, Canada’s Valley Girl, will get the Ambassador to France job. She denies it. Says she has important work to do for Canada’s auto sector. This from the minister that failed to read the Stellantis (GM) government billion dollar subsidization contract, according to a Blackrock reporter. Stellantis closed shop and is moving operations to the US. Money? Gone. No comeback. Lost!

Code for… Liberal obfuscation as she will be gone! Count on it and please Melanie, go. As soon as possible.


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