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Let me get this straight. For **SEVEN YEARS** Trudeau ignored every expert, every report, and every warning about clearing dead wood and properly managing our forests. Jasper burned. Devastating loss. Homes gone. Lives upended. And what did the Liberals do after that disaster? They gave **BILLIONS** to Ukraine. They gave **BILLIONS** more to foreign climate funds and global pet projects. They did almost nothing meaningful here at home to prevent the next one.

Now Carney gets asked a simple question about wildfires and the smoke hitting the US… and what does he do? He immediately pivots to blaming climate change and telling the Americans they need to do more. Classic deflection. He won’t admit the Liberals’ own failures on forest management. He won’t talk about the dead wood they left to burn. Instead he points the finger at Trump and the USA. Same tired game they’ve played for over a decade. Blame everyone else. Never take responsibility. Keep sending Canadian money out the door while our own country burns. This isn’t leadership. This is cowardice dressed up as global statesmanship.

This is our Prime Minister. Pure obfuscation. No action.

I remember as a child seeing Smokey the Bear signs on highways and bi-ways across Canada. They’re now gone. Pethaps it is time to put ashtrays back into cars because the majority of wildfires are human caused.

Smokey the Bear | Smokey the bears, Bear quote, Smokey

Just saying – that’s all.



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America Is Great Again

This post is for all those Canadians who hate America and loathe Americans.

This is very emotional for me.

For all those hateful Canadians who were hoping for an American football defeat. They are our co-hosts of FIFA don’t ya know.

This is emotional too.

My wife and I travel to the USA often. Unlike the Canadian TDS crowd, we don’t cut off our noses to spite our faces. Trump is not my Prime Minister. What he does is not my business. Canadians are obsessed with US politics and in that vein perhaps we are the 51st state in all but name only.

The American people are great. They’re generous, friendly, ambitious, helpful, sympathetic, compassionate, loyal and patriotic. Values that we used to have here in Canada but have lost somewhere along the way. I love my country. I have travelled across it many times by car, train and plane. I have visited every Province and Provincial capital city. It is a great country. But the pettiness of the so called “elbows up” crowd of eastern Canadians, and the spiteful hatred many Canadians have demonstrated to our brothers to the south sometimes makes me embarrassed to call myself a Canadian.

Remember this:

Probably not as Canadian multi-culturalism has and is destroying our wonderful Canadian heritage; our history; our institutions, as well as our (once) international reputation for spirit, resilience and courage. We could be counted on to do the right thing. Our schools no longer teach these values to our youth. Our leaders ignore them as outdated and our culture denies that this ever happened.

Fook the media and Canadians, especially those back east – as I am from Vancouver Island’s Mill Bay, as the name of this blog suggests – who hate all things American. They suffer acutely from Trump Derangement Syndrome.  But it doesn’t have to be Trump. Any US Republican is hateful fair game for our inferiority laced Canadian liberal mindset. They hated Bush. They hated Reagan, and oh how they hated Nixon. But they loved the Democratic President who had oral sex in the oval office, as the name of that office suggests. Probably a democratic moniker.  Or the brain dead, cognitively challenged, say it ain’t so Joe Biden. Or that expert of the word salad himself: Barack Obama.

Democrats and Canadian Liberals love to raise their moral bar and standards so to speak. “We’re better than anyone else, especially those dastardly Americans don’t ya know,” is a typical progressive Canadian chant.  Well, having travelled and visited many parts of the world, I do know. I hate to blow the illusion but no Canadians from Ontario, Quebec the Maritimes and British Columbia’s lower mainland – you’re not!

Did ya know that it was the democrats who upheld slavery. All of the states that separated causing the US Civil War were democratic states. Did ya know that the democrats were for the Jim Crow laws, segregation and a host of other racial epithets of the 1930s and 60s. They were also against the civil rights movement.


On another note:

I spent my entire career in the Royal Canadian Navy. As a Navy we knew and understood the dynamic military leadership of the free world. And that leadership dynamic for us Naval types is the United States Navy. That was and still is the military reality. Did ya know that the US financial contribution to NATO is almost double that of all the other NATO members combined? Without the US, NATO would not exist. Yet the US is always downplayed and criticized for its military largesse. And when push comes to shove the NATO membership, excluding the US, is nowhere to be found. And they won’t be in the future with their handwringing, rationalization rhetoric of staying out of harm’s way. Only the US steps up to the plate. You can count on the US to do the right thing. God bless America. You are great again.

It’s fine for Mark Carney to spout off with his two face word salads and slam American greatness for the timidity of the European Union, but we in the Navy know all too well that successful Naval operations equates to military interoperability with the United States Navy. Not Europe, not NATO, but the US.

But our Prime Minister Carney could care less. He is an Irish and European citizen as he so rightly reminds us. A proud Canadian? You be the judge.

So why buy the best technology (US) when you can buy Swedish, or German (how ironic) / Norwegian etc. Have ya seen that Saab air surveillance kit that Canada has agreed to buy from the Swedes? No? Well here it is:

France Nears Deal for Swedish Saab GlobalEye for AWACS Replacement

It is “cigar” based technology and electronics. It also reminds me of the British Nimrod acquisition disaster of the late 1980s.

Naval Gazing Main/The Nimrod Saga

Like two tits on a bull. When the Brits and the Canadian airfarce could have had this:

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AWACs or the E2 Hawkeye

Proven US surveillance electronics package on a proven Boeing Airframe.

Too bad for us. But our purchase and the Brit’s Nimrod decision was purely political. And why? They’re not American that’s why. Interoperabuility with the US be damned. Canada, under the Carney Liberals, will lean toward the inept military geniuses (sic 0s) of the European Union. – at the integral expense of the Royal Canadian Airforce and the Royal Canadian Navy. Remember the Canadian Victoria Class submarines? Our version of the Yellow Submarine? Canada never seems to learn its lessons because of Liberal ineptitude and hatred for all things American.

Too bad for Canada. Too bad for Joe Canuck.


That is my rant. The lemonade video above inspired me to write this.

I am 75 today. I cannot believe that I have been on God’s wonderful earth for 3/4s of a century. I can’t believe that my wives – first one died after 40 years together. My second wife saved my life –  put up with me for so long.

Cheers.

If ya want to know a little bit about my life experiences, read my book: “I Thought I’d Died and Gone to Heaven.” Click on the link, then the second link for a preview.

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Did You Know?

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Did you know that before Carney became Prime Minister of Canada he spent most of his waking life out of Canada?;

Did you know that Carney’s family live in the United States and not Canada?;

Did you know that Carney has no intention of progressing Canada’s oil and gas sector?;

Did you know that not one single project has been approved since Carney became Prime Minister?;

Did you know that Canada’s Interprovincial trading barriers still exist;

Did you know that Carney is a citizen of Ireland and a European by his own admission – Canadian anyone?;

Did you know that Prime Minister Carney is a senior member of the World Economic Forum (WEF), whose stated aim is the destruction of the current world order?;

Did you know that Carney’s new world order falls into the lap of the WEFs economic reset where you will own nothing and be happy – except for the elites of course?;

Did you know that Carney met NATOs 2% of GDP marker for defence by combining the budgets of the Canadian Coast Guard, Fisheries and Ocean, and CSIS and CSE with the Department of National Defence, and not by new defence spending?;

Did you know that Carney has no intention of purchasing submarines from South Korea or Germany?;

Did you know that Carney is not responsible for the new ship building initaitves going on in Canada right now and that the Stephen Harper’s Government is or was?;

Did you know that Carney has no intention of increasing defence in Canada’s arctic but will let the Chinese do so?;

Did you know that Carney stated that China was the #1 existential threat to Canada’s security?;

Did you know that Carney has brokered an economic partnership and policing agreement with China?;

Did you know that Carney will say one thing to one body and the exact opposite to another?;

Did you know that Carney is a Trump bootlicker?;

Did you know that Carney wants to take Canada into the European realm at the expense of Canada’s largest trading partner – the USA?;

Did you know that Carney has given the Ukraine government over $25 Billion in aid to date?;

Did you know that the Ukraine is totally corrupt?;

Did you know that there have been over 4 million visits to a food bank in the greater Toronto area alone in one year?;

Did you know that homelessness is higher than it had ever been in Canadian history?;

Did you know that Carney has stated that affordibility in Canada has never been better?;

Did you know that Carney continues to state that Canada has the best debt to GDP ratio in the G7?;

Did you know that Carney continues to state that Canada’s economy is the best and strongest of all G7 countries?;

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The G7 economies

Did you know that Carney and his liberal government have received the Pinocchio citation award many times over?;

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Liar, liar, pants on fire.

Did you know that Carney won the election with one single issue: Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) of the Canadian electorate.

Orange Man Bad ! – endbozz

And did you know that Carney won the election primarily due to the mindset of central and eastern Canadian voters who really have shyte for brains.

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Well…did ya know? Did ya? I think not.


Rare Earth. Rare Indeed. Their album “One World” came out in the early 1970s. It is a great album from an RnB band whose members are all white yet was on the Motown label. The band got caught up in the Jesus movement of 1971. They wrote this song which is both spiritual in its nature but a great rock song in its delivery. “Underneath God’s Light” as every one of us are:


 

The Sorry State of Canada

Here is a snapshot of how Canadian voters think and vote:

Pierre Polievre ran on the issues: affordability, housing, crime, defence, law enforcement, health care, trade relations, energy, corruption and a “Canada is broken.” concept.

Carney ran on: Anti Donald Trump. Orange man bad.

Result? Carney wins.

Under Carney’s Liberals:

Can’t be the US’s 51st state but we sure as hell can be the European Union’s 28th state.

Go figure. And the central and eastern Canadian electorate ate it up. Yess. Elbows up! The western vote doesn’t matter. Go EU Go!

Canada, and by that I mean Ontario, Quebec, New Brunswick and Nova Scotia, have a pathological hatred for the United States. Oh, and the “west” of us be damned. The west is considered to be the hinterland of  Canada. Nothing more. Resources are to be exploited for Canada. Laurier said this very thing  when Alberta and Saskatchewan joined Canada in 1905.


 

And, we will make MAid more affordable and more accessible for All Canadians, including Grandma:

BTW, Canada has officially entered a period of recession (Stats Canada). But the bought and paid for Liberal media refuses to report on it, thereby protecting their patron Liberal government.

Canadian Grandma Excited To Hear Her Family Is Paying To Hire A MAID

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CALGARY — One elderly woman was convinced that her life was soon going to change forever, as the Canadian grandmother expressed excitement after hearing that her family was preparing to hire a MAID.

Betty Martin, an 80-year-old woman who lives with her son and his family, was delighted to overhear the family discussing their plan to pay for a MAID to come “take care of” some business at their home.

“This will change my life!” Martin said after hearing the news. “My goodness, I bet I’ll never have to wash another sink full of dishes ever again. I was worried that I was becoming a burden on Stewart and the family, but then I heard them say something about paying for a MAID service, and it made me so happy.”

Martin’s son, Stewart, said the entire family was eager to see how much a difference paying for MAID could make in day-to-day life. “It’ll be a game-changer, for sure, eh?” he said. “Just think about it, Mom. You won’t ever have to spend another minute cooking or cleaning. Doesn’t that sound nice?”

Betty explained that she was hopeful that the MAID would make a noticeable impact on all aspects of her life. “Will the MAID help put me to sleep?”

“Yes, absolutely!” her son answered.

At publishing time, the Martin family had explained to Grandma that they were just moving all the furniture out of her bedroom to make it easier for the MAID to get it really clean.


And…

There you have it. It is finally out of the bag. If you think Carney will approve any fossil fuel pipeline, Elizabeth May will join the Conservative caucus.

« L'enjeu le plus important est la vraie démocratie » – Elizabeth May | Radio-Canada

I Will!!!??? WTF over.


Probably the perfect song Some say that this was the best song to come out of the 1960’s decade. Play it loud.


 

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Drat: Climate Changes Man

Sorry. My computer was down for a week or so. No posts.

Back now.

Breaking News: UN has just announced that their Climate Change doctrine has been an elaborate hoax. Their climate change models have been wrong from the “Get Go.”

UN Secretary General Wants to Take Action Against Oil Companies Due to Climate Change

“You can blame it all on Global Warming.” so says Anthony Fender Guitar-ez

Response at the latest UN Security council meeting?

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But in Woke Canada?

“Climate change is an existential threat that has to be stopped.” So says our Prime Mortician Mark Snidely Whiplash Carney.

“Excuse me but I have a private jet to catch. 500K air miles in eleven months tires you out.”

Mark Carney says net-zero impossible without nuclear power — Decentralised Energy Canada

But, Canadians are not buying it.

Drat!

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Has Mark Carney’s travel on CFC1 (and other fights) been worth it? Totaling 235,207 Km distance traveled. That is 5.8 times around the world. These are only his official flights. Counties visited. England / UK United States of America / USA, France, Ukraine, Latvia, Poland, Mexico, Indonesia, South Korea, Germany, United Arab Emirates / UAE South Africa. That is a lot of MOUs to sign. My hand is tired.
“But you, my dumb Canadian liberal voters, have to reduce your carbon footprint, drive an EV, stop eating meat, adopt a 15 minute city, buy heat pumps, solar panels, stop flying, stop having fun and…VOTE LIBERAL!
“For you see peons, these rules are for thee and not for me – or my elite Liberal friends and colleagues.
“I am Mark Carney, the Prime Minister of Canada…and you’re not!

And my take on all of this?

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Hey man. Got any climate change?

Because its 2026!

Don’t know but I do know that:

  1. Climate change is a  feminist movement. Why, because it’s always changing man…..;
  2. Carbon is a transgendered element of the Periodic Table. It is stuck between that borion “B” and that nitrogen-der;
  3. Cow farts and flatulence contributes to Global Warming and is therefore a masculine threat. Why? Because women never, ever fart. And if they do their farts never stink. It must be stamped out immediately. See #1 above;
  4. The other day an activist told me that Archimedes worked for big oil. This was in response to a discussion I had with him that he needn’t worry about major flooding and sea level rising if the Arctic Ice Cap melts
  5. Eureka! The Arctic Ice Cap is not melting. It’s expanding. It must be a feminist movement as well. “Am I getting bigger. Do I look fat to you honey?. Eureka! By the way, you don’t smell so well yerself;
  6. Global Warming causes hot summer weather;
  7. Global Warming causes cold, frigid winter weather, i.e., frigidity;
  8. Frigidity is a feminist movement and must be stamped out at all costs. See #1 above;
  9. Global cooling is therefore, a feminist threat, and must be met with #3 above;
  10. Under peer review, as temperatures rise the warming effects of global warming will offset the cooling effects of global cooling as a result of the global warming. Got that? Yeah? cool! Chill out man, er woman, er ne, ve or ze, er wo…oops…man;
  11. Pesticides found in Marijuana! Ban marijuana now before it kills us;
  12. Pot for kids! Ban pot now because you can’t call that kettle back;
  13. Under the new marijuana legislation, every pot has a lid man, er women, er ne,ve or ze!;
  14. Heaven help us if the kids are our future…see #12 above;
  15. Hooray for natural gas…see #3 above.
  16. Liquid natural gas? Well a good dose of Keopectate will take care of that;
  17. Greenpeace and US activists protest First Nation sponsored aqua-culture…What?;
  18. Ne, Ve or Ze. Clockwork Oranges.
  19. Smoking kills but smoking pot is alright man. It’s out of sight, out of mind, and out of body; and
  20. Thank God that I will be dead soon…see #s 19,14 and 12 above.

Madness!

But I do know that now you can drive that car and not feel guilty about is.


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