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Breaking News: UN has just announced that their Climate Change doctrine has been an elaborate hoax. Their climate change models have been wrong from the “Get Go.”
“You can blame it all on Global Warming.” so says Anthony Fender Guitar-ez
Response at the latest UN Security council meeting?
But in Woke Canada?
“Climate change is an existential threat that has to be stopped.” So says our Prime Mortician Mark Snidely Whiplash Carney.
“Excuse me but I have a private jet to catch. 500K air miles in eleven months tires you out.”
But, Canadians are not buying it.
Drat!
Has Mark Carney’s travel on CFC1 (and other fights) been worth it? Totaling 235,207 Km distance traveled. That is 5.8 times around the world. These are only his official flights. Counties visited. England / UK United States of America / USA, France, Ukraine, Latvia, Poland, Mexico, Indonesia, South Korea, Germany, United Arab Emirates / UAE South Africa. That is a lot of MOUs to sign. My hand is tired.
“But you, my dumb Canadian liberal voters, have to reduce your carbon footprint, drive an EV, stop eating meat, adopt a 15 minute city, buy heat pumps, solar panels, stop flying, stop having fun and…VOTE LIBERAL!
“For you see peons, these rules are for thee and not for me – or my elite Liberal friends and colleagues.
“I am Mark Carney, the Prime Minister of Canada…and you’re not!
And my take on all of this?
Hey man. Got any climate change?
Because its 2026!
Don’t know but I do know that:
Climate change is a feminist movement. Why, because it’s always changing man…..;
Carbon is a transgendered element of the Periodic Table. It is stuck between that borion “B” and that nitrogen-der;
Cow farts and flatulence contributes to Global Warming and is therefore a masculine threat. Why? Because women never, ever fart. And if they do their farts never stink. It must be stamped out immediately. See #1 above;
The other day an activist told me that Archimedes worked for big oil. This was in response to a discussion I had with him that he needn’t worry about major flooding and sea level rising if the Arctic Ice Cap melts
Eureka! The Arctic Ice Cap is not melting. It’s expanding. It must be a feminist movement as well. “Am I getting bigger. Do I look fat to you honey?. Eureka! By the way, you don’t smell so well yerself;
Global Warming causes hot summer weather;
Global Warming causes cold, frigid winter weather, i.e., frigidity;
Frigidity is a feminist movement and must be stamped out at all costs. See #1 above;
Global cooling is therefore, a feminist threat, and must be met with #3 above;
Under peer review, as temperatures rise the warming effects of global warming will offset the cooling effects of global cooling as a result of the global warming. Got that? Yeah? cool! Chill out man, er woman, er ne, ve or ze, er wo…oops…man;
Pesticides found in Marijuana! Ban marijuana now before it kills us;
Pot for kids! Ban pot now because you can’t call that kettle back;
Under the new marijuana legislation, every pot has a lid man, er women, er ne,ve or ze!;
Heaven help us if the kids are our future…see #12 above;
Hooray for natural gas…see #3 above.
Liquid natural gas? Well a good dose of Keopectate will take care of that;
Greenpeace and US activists protest First Nation sponsored aqua-culture…What?;
Ne, Ve or Ze. Clockwork Oranges.
Smoking kills but smoking pot is alright man. It’s out of sight, out of mind, and out of body; and
Thank God that I will be dead soon…see #s 19,14 and 12 above.
Madness!
But I do know that now you can drive that car and not feel guilty about is.
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Seems like the Canadian New Democrat Party will have a new leader by the end of March. Another diversity is our strength, so they say. I say beware of wolves in sheep’s clothing. The NDP promises to stand up for all Canadians. Yes, to drive us all back into the stone age. The NDP are against the extraction of oil and gas of any kind, even the kind that comes out of our Conservative and Liberal asses. He is surely to become Canada’s Moonbat leader. I am not racist but I am worried that the NDP will use the racist card to promote their views. Under Hazmat (sic) Singh, their previous leader, they played into the hands of a separate Quebec: The NDP’s Singh said that his party would “immediately” work to support the province’s decision in the event of a majority ‘yes’ vote in a referendum.”….Just great and just what the Quebec separatists want (HuffPost).
We want a leader who will do everything to keep this country together, not tear it apart with identity politics….Geesh.
Canada craves for a strong leader.
Under our Canadian leadership a government agency will be going after people who claim that the sun is the primary component of our climate. Eeegads! call out the thought police…now! Middle aged thinking there for sure. Canadian judicial wants to bring back the “rack” to punish these scientific heretics.
Canadian government kills another nation building project in Energy East. Mayor of a major Quebec City laughed so hard when he heard this that he shit his pants – literally and figuratively – as he released millions of litres of raw sewage into the St Laurence River – all going downstream to the East Coast I may add to that.
“I have a dream” PM Carney was heard to say. “That someday the world will rid itself of….. pipelines. You thought I was going to say Carbon didn’t you? Bahahahahahahahahahahaha…that’s a good one. Hey I talk the talk but would never walk the walk or walk the talk or talk the walk or use talk-um powder or whatever to wipe my ass. Hey, how do you like my carbon socks?” As he takes another sip of his carbonate of soda.
Read my lips: “No more pipelines. I am serious.”
“What about the MOU with Alberta?” A reporter asked
“What about it? Who cares!”
Toronto District School Board wants its students to recite Muslim greeting after the singing O Canada. Why not just sing: “Muh, muh, muh my Sharia”
No wonder Canada’s primary currency is called the “Loonie.”
This just in from Canada’s Finance Department. Every one is in a titter over this one. “We are going to conduct a gender-based analysis on finalized proposals, to ensure any changes to the tax system to promote gender equity. About 83 per cent of passive investment income is earned by Canadian-controlled private corporation owners making more than $250,000. About 70 per cent of these individuals are men. “The women were so tired of getting the shaft from the financial men” some financial guy was heard to say. This is titillating stuff. The whole plan can be summarized in two words, say the “Elbows Up” Liberal crowd: “TITS UP.”
In protest I will fly this flag at my home until competence and integrity returns to this country.
And our national anthem:
Two faced PM. He says one thing to one person / group and another completely opposite thing to another.
“Alberta and the Federal Government are working with Alberta on a Memorandum of Understanding (MOU) to address the proposed pipeline to the west coast. To be announced with great fanfare Thursday (today). See, see, my government is working hard on this file.”
Yes…but:
In the House of Clowns yesterday and CBC report at minute 2:28.
It is an MOU, which mean nothing. Our PM appeases Alberta (temporarily) that he understand Alberta’s requirement for a pipeline to the coast. He is onboard with this requirement but he states categorically that he is sensitive to the concerns of the Province of BC and the indigenous people – with their needs.
The MOU in Carney’s words create “necessary conditions but not sufficient conditions.” What does that mean except more Liberal obfuscation and non committal? He has told the BC premier that the project will have to have BC’s and indigenous approval before he is willing to sign off on it. Liberal political speak for: “It aint going to happen.” And our PM can tell Alberta: “Well, we support it Danielle, but you have to have the approval of the BC premier and indigenous groups to proceed.”
He is leaving this nation building project to be resolved by the Premier of Alberta and not the Feds – just what our PM wants. In accordance with the Canadian constitution, it is the fed’s responsibility to sort out cross provincial nation building projects. Our government has relinquished the responsibility to Alberta so our PM say – with the MOU in place – see, see, we fully support Alberta but the province will have to get BC on side, which under the current climate is never going to happen. “Not my fault Danielle!”
And this:
In September 2025 Carney, at the United Nations, formally recognized the State of Palestine.
HAMAS is dancing in the streets.
Oh no, it’s our Prime Mortician, Snidely Whiplash, again – out to destroy Canada.
Trudeau One started the decline with his multi-culturalism, diversity schtick. Trudeau Two continued the destruction of Canada with his gender based policies and anti resource management initiatives and Snidely will facilitate the end of Canada and finish us off as the economic devastation train comes barreling down on all of us. Carney and his incompetent Liberals will oversee the destruction of this once great nation.
Civil service with guns, Canadian Coast Guard is now part of defence. Carney wants to have 300,000 civil servants to take a one week military training course. That way he can claim that Canada is meeting NATO targets. More liberal obfuscation. What could go wrong?
Recent decisions by courts and even the federal Veterans Affairs Minister to uphold poppy-wearing bans in certain courtrooms, despite widespread public backlash. Pinsky called the reasoning “legally baseless” and “morally disconnected,” while Koop warned of a growing trend of courts ruling based on implausible hypotheticals rather than facts.
Nation building projects: Joke is on us. This was set up by Carney to assist in getting nation building projects fast tracked though the approval process. Paying some woman $750,000 a year to do this. No staff, no office as yet but more bureaucracy – just what Canada needs. All of these so called nation building projects have been on the mill long before Carny became PM.
If Carney was serious he would get rid of the regulations that are strangling investment in Canada but he won’t do that. Instead he sets up another bureaucracy to stickhandle projects through the “economy destroying” regulations that the Liberals set up themselves! OBFUSCATION on steroids. Incompetence!
CLEANING HOUSE: Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy announce efforts to reform his country’s energy sector amid a massive corruption.
Meanwhile Canada just approved another billion for Ukraine and 600 Million to promote LGBTQRSTU in Africa. Meanwhile at home:
4 million food bank visits a year! Insane
“But our economy is strong. Canada strong.” So says Snidely. “First in the G7 to go off the economic cliff because we are number one in the G7 economically, don’t ya know.”
Hey, they all go to the same tailor as Carney.
Caucus unrest treated as a calamity when it involves the Conservatives, while Liberals get a pass
Budget 2025: A “Responsible Plan” With Numbers No Auditor Would Trust
If you ever wanted to see Ottawa pull a stunt that would get a private-sector CFO fired, hauled into an audit, and walking out in handcuffs, this is it: Budget 2025. And the best part? Thanks to the Parliamentary Budget Officer, we now have the receipts.
Meet the IMF economist with a major influence on Mark Carney’s big-spending ways budget.
Georgieva, a graduate of the Karl Marx Institute of Economics, is even quoted generously in the two-page foreword section of the federal budget. She came first in her class. Here she is with Canada’s finance minister “Squeaky” Champagne.
Whereas Mark Carney, An Oxford grad in economics came 31st in a class of 30
But Muslim values are Canadian values – so say our PM. Video: Jewish Students at a Toronto University Barricade Themselves Against Islamist Rioters Trying to Lynch Them
This is Toronto Metropolitan University. Jewish students barricade themselves against Islamist rioters who are trying to lynch them. pic.twitter.com/ZcqxbWGq6G
Ontario school posts Islamic dance video as Easter limited to basket craft
Army base Gagetown is now serving halal chicken in its cafeteria. I wonder what the Colonel says about that? Well it is finger licking good…SIR!
Canadians….WAKE UP
Oh yeah. Rumor has it that Minister Melanie Joly, Canada’s Valley Girl, will get the Ambassador to France job. She denies it. Says she has important work to do for Canada’s auto sector. This from the minister that failed to read the Stellantis (GM) government billion dollar subsidization contract, according to a Blackrock reporter. Stellantis closed shop and is moving operations to the US. Money? Gone. No comeback. Lost!
Code for… Liberal obfuscation as she will be gone! Count on it and please Melanie, go. As soon as possible.
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Ostrich cull. Supreme court refuses to hear the case to stop the cull. Of course the Supreme Court is liberal and their decision would go against the liberalCFIA and their scientists.
The government and scientists have their heads in the sand.
Say, what is a cull Mark?
The Supreme Court gives a pass to pedoefiles (another story) but want to slaughter ostriches. Wow!
Of course the media here in Canada support the ruling of the government and its Liberal Canadian Food Inspection Agency. Most of the pundits are hard core Liberals themselves. Then again the Canadian Broadcast Corporation (CBC) receives $1.6 Billion from the Liberal Government each year. The Toronto (Red) Star and all of the other Canadian news media In Canada are also subsidized by the LiberalGovernment of Mark Carney. Us cynics refer to this as “Pravda Eh?, or “Pravda North.”
Average Joe Canadian does not care as they don’t know how to spell ostrich.
“How do you spell ostrich Joe?”
“That is easy: L i b e r a l. Ask me another.”
“Okay how do you spell cull Joe?”
“C’mon now. Easy peazy: L i b e r a l. Do you have anymore?
Let’s take stock here:
Government Liberal Check
Judiciary Liberal Check
Press Liberal Check
Academia (Science) Liberal Check
Culture Liberal Check
There are lots of cheques but no balances here in Canada.
Of 1837 Ontario
The Liberal Family Compact is alive and well in this country of ours.
Canada to me has not changed one iota since 1867. Then there were four provinces: Ontario, Quebec, New Brunswick and Nova Scotia. Today those same four provinces control the electoral outcome of this country. How they vote goes the rest of the nation. When their polls close the electoral outcome has already been decided. The West is irrelevant in their eyes and minds – except for what the West can bring to the fiscal table.
Why do you think Ottawa is the Capital of Canada in 1857? In 1857 Canada was comprised of only two provinces: Ontario and Quebec. Ottawa was central to the country.
“Fook the West, we’ll take the rest, is central and eastern Canada’s rallying cry.”
By the way:
Inter provincial trade barriers are still in effect. Carney promised they would be gone by last July 1st – Canada day. Results? Nada ting has changed.
TD to waive chequeing fees for customers identifying as Indigenous.
I am a native born Canadian so I am indigenous to this country. Just like Trudough:
How!
I was born and raised here.
The International Monetary Fund’s chief economist had a major influence on Mark Carney’s big-spending ways. She is noted in the preamble to Carney’s budget. Georgieva, is a graduate of the Karl Marx Institute of Economics. She is quoted generously in the two-page foreword section of the federal budget. She came first in her class. Whereas Mark Carney is an economic genius. He tells us that everyday. Yes, he stood 31st in a class of 30 at the Oxford School of Economics.
I am told she dated Lenin at one time. There she is with “Squeaky,” Canada’s finance minister.
I am now flying the Red Ensign at home in protest of our current government instead of the Maple Leaf. I will keep it there until such time as we have a competent Federal government in place, or I am dead, which ever comes first.
Carney has been Canada’s Prime Minister for 5 months now.
His major accomplishments to date – in spite of an expected $92B budget deficit are as follows:……………..
………………except for word salads of course.
“Because I eat Prime Rib. I watch Prime and I am Primarily focused on Net Zero, which is a prime number of course”
“I am also the Prime Minister of Canada and you’re not!”
“And when I fart they are Prime Cuts. Oh, and my shyte don’t stink.”
“I live in the Prime area of Ottawa whereas my wife and daughter live in a Prime location of New York city.”
“I always watch TV in Prime time, especially Questionable Period in Canada’s House of Clowns.”
“I am in Prime conditioning, as witnessed by my Primary achievements thus far (see above).”
“Oh and don’t you forget that I am… thee… Prime mover and shaker in Canada.”
“And when I want to get something built in Canada rest assured I will use my Prime Contractor…Brookfield Asses…or something or other.”
“I am…the most interesting Prime Minister in the world. But when I drink it is Prime Barrel Whiskey, Glencairn of course. In the USA I drink Jack Daniels while dining at the Whiskey Prime Steakhouse.”
‘But, but what about Canadian Crown Royal Mr. Prime erm Minister?’
“I’ll leave that poor excuse for a Whiskey to Doug Ford.”
“I am Marc Carney, the leader of the Primevil Liberal Party of Canada and you’re not!”
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And our national anthem:
