Tag: Climate Change

Climate Refugees

I was wondering when this would happen. The UN now states that:

WaPo Claim: ‘How Trump’s border crisis is driven by climate change’

……it would now seem that all of those illegal migrants from Central America and Mexico are really coming to the US because of Climate Change.

Oh, I don’t know, but:

See the source imageJust another wonderful winter day in Canada and the northern United States.

As compared to:

See the source imageJust another shitty winter day in Costa Rica

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…or just another shitty winter day in Mexico.

Time to get out of the United Nations.

Love this. Tax time in Canada. I don’t know about you but I am clearly getting the shaft this year from the Canada Revenue Agency (CRA). Widows and Widowers like me are sure getting the shaft – and not in a good way.

These guys, CRA that is, have a long reach. So be careful and don’t bend over in their company.

I am told that every CRA  accountant has one of these. Pencil necks!

Tax Return humour. That is so funny.

Thanks to Sadie for that one.

OTTAWA — The federal government is delaying a decision on the Trans Mountain pipeline expansion project to June 18. Nooooo, really?

Natural Resources Minister Amarjeet Sohi says the extended deadline will give the government more time to complete its consultations with Indigenous groups. Noooooo, really?

What 4 years is not enough time? That just reminds me of the definition of a consultant as someone who makes the simple…complex! We have that here in spades. My prediction? More delays. Of course.

a close up of a blackboardThe New Math

Mathematicians discover new way to do multiplication. Um sorry but isn’t that the old way?

Oh, I get it now. 1 x 1 = 11; 4 x 4 = 44; 10 x 10 = 1100.

This coincides with the new addition tables: 2 + 2 = 22, 4 + 4 = 44

This is called Millennial Math! (see video above).

I wonder how they are going to do division?

Talk about having one’s priorities straight!

In Andrew Morton’s Diana: Her True Story, the royal revealed that she felt an enormous amount of pressure from the media surrounding the birth of her first child, Prince William. In fact, it was so “unbearable” that she was induced – but they had to pick a day that didn’t interfere with Prince Charles‘ polo schedule.

Morton goes on to say that Charles was very disappointed that Harry wasn’t a girl, which he wanted badly…just like daddy.

And, he lost his polo match that day!

Celebrity’s RVs. This is a good one:

Leonardo Decraprio’s RV.

Slide 16 of 49: On the set of “Inception,” DiCaprio spent his down time in this trailer from King Kong Production Vehicles. Even from the outside, you can tell the 53-footer is spacious inside, with a solid gold exterior standing out from the cab pulling it. No wonder they called it a mobile mansion. Slide-out sides almost double the width from 8.5 feet to 16 feet for a total of 720 square feet.“Climate change is real man. Our planet will be destroyed by 2030 if we don’t all go out and buy one of these babies.” he was heard to remark.

The new Tesla “Crunch” by Elon Muskrat

Probably one of the Kink’s best songs evah. These guys were truly one of the most under-rated bands in rock history. This album – “To The Bone” is probably their best.

Have a great Tax Return day…..screw you CRA!

SJ……….……………………..Out

No More Winters

Check out Kurofune, my very first crack at writing a novel. Good read I am told – by family and friends. Just click on the link at the top right of this page to get more information.

Remember this? No more winters, no more snow-oh, no more miserable winter row..oads… No more snow days…. damn.

Just kidding suckers!

In reality…..

Image result for pics of april winter storms in CanadaGot that right buddy…April 2018

Canada, January 108th, 2018 (thxs to SDA)

And here in Mill Bay?

See the source imageBear Mountain, 9th green.

Sorry guys east of the Rockies.

But the main point here is nobody can predict what is going to occur weather wise tomorrow let alone 100 years from now. But that is the whole point of this Climate Change fraud. How can you challenge these bizarre predictions of doom and gloom given none of us will be alive in 2100? You can’t and they know it that is why they are getting their way with this nonsense.

To the tune of Alice Coopers “Schools Out”

“No more winters, no more sno..oh. No more bull shit, that the UN blow..oh’s.” 

The most dangerous organizational threat to man…oops…peoplekind in an Orwellian manner is the UN. This is their ultimate goal:

Check this out at the 1 minute mark…..our future if we allow for it!

And after all that doom and gloom nonsense. BTW Metropolis was shot in 1927! Unbelievable.

Joke of the day. From a good friend:

“Young lad from Parrsboro, Nova Scotia goes off to University; but halfway through the first semester, he foolishly has squandered all of his money.

He calls home. ‘Dad,’ he says, ‘you won’t believe what modern education is developing. They actually have a program here in Antigonish that could teach our dog “Jiggy” how to talk.’

‘That’s amazing!’ his Dad says ‘How do I get Jiggy in that program?’

‘Just send him in here with $1,200,’ the young lad says, ‘I’ll get him in the course.’

So, his father sends the dog “Jiggy”, and $1,200.

About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The young lad calls home.

‘So how’s Jiggy doing, son?’ his father wants to know.

‘Awesome! Dad, he’s talking up a storm. But you just won’t believe this. They’ve had such good results with talking; they’ve begun to teach the animals how to read … ‘

‘Read?!’ exclaims his father. ‘No kidding! How do we get our Jiggy in that program?’

‘Just send $2,300. I’ll get him in the class for sure.’

The money promptly arrives. But, our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk nor read. So, he shoots the dog.

When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.

‘Where’s my Jiggy? I just can’t wait to talk with him and see him read something!’

‘Dad,’ the young lad says; ‘I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Jiggy was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Cape Breton Post. Then he suddenly turned to me and asked, ‘So, is your Dad still messing around with that little redhead, working in the bakery at the grocery store?”

The father groans and whispers, ‘I hope you shot that son of a bitch, before he talks to your Mother!’

‘I sure did, Dad!’

‘That’s my boy!’

The son goes on to become a successful lawyer and then a Liberal Member of Parliament.”

Song of the day: December by Collective Soul

SJ………………………………….Out