Tag: Crazy

Slip, Sliding Away

Even I can figure this stuff out:

You got it Toyota.

Love this too:

Canada’s redesigned $10 bill has earned the Bank of Canada a Bank Note of the Year Award from the International Bank Note Society (IBNS) –

IBNS?? I didn’t know there was such an organization.

Viola Desmond posing for the camera: A Canadian $10 bill featuring a portrait of Viola Desmond is shown on Nov. 19, 2018. It is also very, very difficult to put this bill in your wallet or money fold as this bill keeps slip, slip, sliding away. Perhaps that is the point. John A, Canada’s first Prime Minister, a Conservative, used to grace our 10$ bill. Everyone knows John A. Very few people outside of Canada’s Bureau for Political Correctness has ever heard of Viola Desmond. But that is the Liberal way. Robert Borden, the Prime Minister who graces our 100$ bill will be next to go because the liberal government under Trudeau only recognizes Liberal Prime Ministers, especially those from Quebec. You will never see Laurier (5$ bill) or King (50$ bill) removed.

Then again how can any country that has a currency like this one be taken seriously:

The Queenie

Short takes – all taken from national and international news:

We have to do something about cats. They are an environmental abomination;

We have to do something about dogs as they are anathema (look it up) to cats;

Cats and Dogs cause climate change;

Trump causes climate change;

SPAM and other processed meats cause climate change;

Cheese Whiz and Kraft Dinner are only one molecule away from being plastic – and this is news…why?? This is something all guys are aware of;

Cultured lab meat may make the climate worse – but only in confined spaces;

Meat kills study is rotten to the bone; so says the League of Vegetarians;

California spent $178 Million dollars per fish, yes per fish, to introduce Salmon back into the San Joaquin River…they all died;

Modern music causes climate change – I can’t argue with that one.

And now a picture from Canada’s melted Arctic

Y no Kyoto or don’t eat the canned meat (thanks to SDA).

Finally: it’s getting crazier and crazier with every single day:

AN Oxford University professor has claimed aliens are already breeding with humans to create a new hybrid species that will save the planet. Dr Young-hae Chi, an instructor in Korean at Oxford’s Oriental Institute, part of the prestigious university, thinks this new species will save Earth from annihilation from climate change.

Obama agrees given his latest architectural monstrosity:

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Hey, I’ve been a Vegan all my life. And I’m no alien. I’m from San Francisco!

See the source imageThe Vegan creed: “Eat, drink and be scary.”

Have a great day.

 

SJ……….………Out

Day 6: Nevers to Mangy Coors

Today,s walk  is dedicated to Ruth, a good friend, who has been battling cancer with the support of her husband longer than anybody should have to.

Left Nevers at 0545am. Have to as the heat envelops you by 10am. Then it is impossible to go on. The walk was pleasant enough, with a cool early morning beeze and an eerily dull light that is prevalant in that transition between the darkness of night and the light of a new day, new beginnings. Unfortunately most of the walk was on pavement. Hard on the feet. Before I go on I must relate a few crazy things.

Crazy mistake: in Premerly I went to the Carrefour and bought a few items. I decided some cheese and a sausage was in order. At 9am all was good but by 1500 ( 3 pm ) in 42 C I had a cheese fondue brewing in my backpack with a swarm of flies buzzing around my head, like phirranas in heat. Trashed that quickly. Fool John!

 

Crazy man: in that same Carrefore, in their baggage, er baguette department, I met a crazy Dutchman (sorry Marijke ). He was old – like me, taller though and fit enough in a lanky, thin frame. He saw me sitting there drinking my litre of milk and approached me. In my face, his buldging eyes bore into my very being. I had to move back. His eyes reflected a madness that was only legitimized by his joker-like smile. And within 15 minutes I had his entire life story. His English was good so there was no mistake on my part. He had been a doctor and his most satisfying job had been as a cruise ship doctor. Amazing. So what on earth brings him to some small French village in the middle of no where France? I asked him. He looked at me, silence , as if confused then laughed and giggled with spittle spewing: “oh, oh, I must get back to my ship.” WHOAH!

I never really gave sunflowers much thought before. But during the early morning walk from Nevers, I came across fields and fields of them. These flowers are amazing. In the early morning light, before the sun begins to shine, these flowers, thousands of them, stand there upright, but with their heads bowed toward the east – every single one of them. Then, as the sun breaks though and rises above the easterm hills, magic occurs. Their heads come alive with joyous life. Their single rounded heads spring to life and rise to face the sun. You can actually witness natures sorcery. It was as if a thousand one eyed cyclops raised their yellow framed eye in unison and gave thanks to their sun god. I think I can understand Vincent Van Gogh,s fascination and inspiration with sunflowers. These flowers were probably the only living thing in his world that fulfilled him with the wonder of nature and thepresence of a higher power perhaps.

Passed a number of small villages – all at the top of a hill. I never seem to go down though, and arrived at Magny Cours, one of Frances F1 and motorcross circuits. Something was going as there was a great deal of noise in the air. But, like everything else in this beautiful land, everything was FERME! I guess the French of France really are keen on seeking a one and a half hour work week.

All for now.I apologize for the typos but that is what occurs when using an Ipad. Also, I tend to go back and forth in time. That is because so much info comes up later after my brain box cools down.

Singing this tune almost the whole way. Good thing nobody could hear me.o

https://youtu.be/SYnP45jxVjY

End Games

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You know things are getting crazy when you read stuff like this:

Russian state-owned television is urging the country’s residents to stock their bunkers with water and basic foodstuffs because Moscow could go to war with Washington.

Warning that the potential conflict between the two superpowers would be “catastrophic,” an anchor for Russia’s Vesti 24 showed off shelves of food, recommending that people buy salt, oatmeal and other products that can last a long time on the shelves. Powdered milk lasts five years while sugar and rice can last up to eight years, the newscaster explained before showing videos of pasta cooking in a bomb shelter. 

And then it, the pasta, exploded with tomato sauce everywhere. After a few days it smelled awful with garlic. So bad was it that the inhabitants prayed for a nuclear strike. They ran out of their shelter. “Thatza okay” one Italian Russian was heard to say. “If da end of da world comes we all gonna bend down and kissa our asses goodbye.”

“Hey Yo…what about climate change?”

Meanwhile in North Korea:

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Nooooooo

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“How I love the smell of (insert WMD here) in the morning.”

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I see Trudeau is off on another international junta…er sorry, junket. South America of all places. Figures! He leaves behind Alberta and Saskatchewan all but at war with British Columbia over the Kinder Morgan pipeline while the clock ticks towards a May 31 deadline set by Kinder Morgan to cancel the multi-billion project.  No matter, no story here folks, move on.

Meanwhile, and this kills me, this is a crisis which requires the prime minister,” NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh told reporters on Parliament Hill Wednesday. “The mess is created by the prime minister. The prime minister absolutely has a responsibility to be here.” This from a guy who has stated categorically that all fossil resources should remain in the ground and who wants to take Canada back to the dark ages, economically. 

Well South America is a great place to start this “back to the past” crusade for Trudeau and ole Jag… stop singing. Next stop after Peru – where Trudeau will pray to his Inca gods at Macho Peekaboo for sage advice:

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“Damn, wrong shrine! Whose to blame here? Fire that guy wearing the black truban.”

“Go… visit… Venezuela” he was heard to chant after leaving the sacred site.

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“You don’t understand” Butts (Trudeau’s Chief of Staff) remarked when asked about alternatives to the oil sands project. “We want an alternative economy. Not one based on fossil fuels or resources. That is sooo 2001. And that is why our Dear Leader is visiting Venezuela. To see how they have accomplished what they have in such a short time. Much like China, our Dear Leader is amazed at how they can literally change their economy on a dime. He truly respects Maduro.”

No story here folks. Move on.

And after that visit and, in keeping with the Salsa traditions he learned while visiting Macho Peekaboo….

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Again, wrong dance Gerald. Whose to blame? Fire that guy wearing the blue truban.

….he was heard to say:

See the source imagePoster taken from Trudeau’s keynote address!

Crazy stuff. Have a terrific Thursday.

SJ……………………………….Out of my mind.

Song of thee day: