Tag: Fat

I’m Fat, I’m Fat

Black woman suffers from cake retention disorder. “There is no cake that I cannot eat” she says. “Therefore I am really fat because I love white angel food cake and white chocolate cake. Therefore, therefore and here-to-fore I am fat because of racism.”

“So try eating chocolate cake.” some one suggested to her. After all Black Cake Matters. You will feel much better for it.”

 

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“Mmm,- yummy. I am a black woman eating cake and I can’t help it as I was born this way…Black Cake really does Matter…yummy in my tummy.”

Other craziness:

Out of Portland Oregon, that harbinger of leftist culture:

“Trees are racist because they remind one of lynching.” Lumber? Soon to be banned from a Home Depot near you. Oh and the word “depot:” must go too as it refers to an area that mustered slaves before they were lynched years ago.

Tree huggers are all in a tizzy over this one. “Ban trees and cut em all down.” “Oops can’t say that.” “Say what?” “Cut em down.”

I kid you not.

For decades, Democrats and their economic advisers have agreed: broadly-shared growth requires more government investment. They’ve just lacked the power to invest.

a person standing in front of a building: President Joe Biden delivers a speech on infrastructure spending at Carpenters Pittsburgh Training Center, Wednesday, March 31, 2021, in Pittsburgh.President Joe Biden delivers a speech on infrastructure spending at Carpenters Pittsburgh Training Center, Wednesday, March 31, 2021, in Pittsburgh.

“If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the mornin…” Biden hums. “By the way, where is everybody?”

That’s why President Joe Biden’s “Build Black Better” economic plan has so energized the White House, his party and outside allies. The new President and congressional Democratic majorities have a chance, finally, to make it happen.

They will bring back slavery. That way inequality is solved as everyone is a slave. No one, except government of course, will be a master.

And as with all that government touches they will be Masters of Fu*& All.

“After all, the great democratic dream before the civil war was slavery. Every slave state in the Confederacy was Democrat. Every black man south of Mason Dixon was the same. Then that dastardly republican Lincoln came around and ruined everything.”

Breaking news: Ontario’s ghost towns are disappearing at an alarming rate.  The city of Ottawa has been added to this list as parliamentarians haven’t been seen or heard from for years…more to come.

Groping in Canada’s military has hit a new high and must be cur-tailed…so says Canada’s groper in chief…”Do as I say and not as I do…doo.” he was want to say.

 

SJ…Out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m Fat…I’m Fat

From a Canadian Liberal MP:
“An inspiring choice for VP in @kamalaharris. She becomes the first Black and Tamil women to be on a major ticket in the US. She will be an ardent advocate for minority rights around the world.”
How does he or anyone know that?
Here we go again – identity politics.
And here I thought she was an American.
Canadian Liberals are all in a tizzy over Harris’ nomination. Words like a strong leader, dynamic, forthright. How do they know that.  They don’t. Too bad she and Biden do not have a chance of winning – except by Democratic fraudulent means. I don’t like Trump as a person but his policies I can agree with. Biden, sadly, is suffering from early signs of dementia.
On another note:

Trump announced on Twitter: “HUGE breakthrough today! Historic Peace Agreement between our two GREAT friends, Israel and United Arab Emirates…” brokered by the US.

Trump is branded a warmonger by the mainstream media.

CNN brands Trump………HITLER!

Only in Canada would something like this come out:

Obesity should be defined by a person’s health – not just their weight, says a new Canadian clinical guideline.

How much do you weigh? Can you breathe?….Yes?…Great. Enjoy that cheeseburger.

It also advises doctors to go beyond simply recommending diet and exercise.

Can you breathe?….Yes?…OK. I advise you to stop eating!

Instead, they should focus on the root causes of weight gain and take a holistic approach to health.

Can you breathe?….Yes?…Next. Oh and stop eating those holistically garnished cheeseburgers.

The guideline, which was published in the Canadian Medical Association Journal on Tuesday, specifically admonished weight-related stigma against patients in the health system.

You are too fat. Stop eating.

“The dominant cultural narrative regarding obesity fuels assumptions about personal irresponsibility and lack of willpower and casts blame and shame upon people living with obesity,” the guideline, which is intended to be used by primary care physicians in diagnosing and treating obesity in their daily practice, states.

For F*&K sakes stop eating you little…er sorry…humongous person you.

Ximena Ramos-Salas, (how do you pronounce that?)the director of research and policy at Obesity Canada (there is such an organization??)and one of the guideline’s authors, said research shows many doctors discriminate against obese patients, and that can lead to worse health outcomes irrespective of their weight.

Man she’s hot. Step right in and I’ll measure your Body Mass Index.

“Weight bias is not just about believing the wrong thing about obesity,” she told the BBC. “Weight bias actually has an effect on the behaviour of healthcare practitioners.”

Wanna go for a burger after this medical?…Huh?

Obesity Canada’s theme song. Burger World…Love it.

https://youtu.be/t2mU6USTBRE

Are you going to San Francisco:

You think this couldn’t happen here in Canada? Victoria? Vancouver? Just keep up those progressive policies.

The danger of leftist logic:

Seattle Mayor, a democrat, again blames Trump after rioters blew open a police station using a van full of explosives.

Portland entering its 70th straight day of peaceful protests.

Note to self: stay well clear of left coast cities

 

SJ…Out

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Confusion

Unintended consequences: the Turd’s Carbon Tax kicked in 01 April. No April Fools joke here except perhaps from the person in charge. Here in BC we have had the Carbon Tax now for over 10 years yet our gas prices still went up 15 cents a litre after the Turds 4 cents a litre carbon tax kicked in for those provinces without the Carbon Tax. Highest gas prices in North America. BCers are still not protesting. I cannot fathom this myself. Oh well.

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“We are here to screw the middle class. How much more transparent can we be.” the Turd was heard to remark after his tax came in.

Canada is three times warmer, on average, than anywhere else on the planet. Of course that would mean that somewhere in the world it is three or more times cooler…..This coming from Climate Barbie who claims that CO2 is a pollutant and David Phillips, Canada’s prime weather witch, who predicted a mild winter this past winter. Of course both have been proven wrong, in dramatic fashion, yet Canadians still swallow this shyte. I have more confidence in Poor Richard’s Almanack and this guy:

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Touchy Feelie…good old Joe Biden…remember him? Obama’s Vice…in more ways than one. Now allegedly accused of groping small children inappropriately. Say it ain’t so Joe. Funny how this all comes out now. But then it comes out that this is a TRUMP re-election campaign add. Already? Good gawd. Dirt or what? We now have to listen to this shyte for 18 months.

The brain needs animal fat. Who would have thunk? This from a nutritionist doctor who also states: “Fun things about animal fat:”

Many people think the main difference between plant and animal fats is that animal-sourced foods contain more saturated fat, but here are a few fun fatty facts that may surprise you: 00000 alliteration is so much fun:

  1. All whole plant and animal foods naturally contain a mixture of saturated and unsaturated fats. Wow. Funny!
  2. More fun…..Some plant foods are higher in saturated fat than animal foods, with coconut oil topping the charts at 90 percent saturated fat. That’s more than twice the saturated fat found in beef fat (tallow).
  3. And then there is this…..The primary type of fat found in pork is a monounsaturated fatty acid (MUFA) called oleic acid, the same fat found in olive oil. Isn’t this so much fun?

Are we having fun yet?? Hey Pamela, what do you think?

See the source image“If only I had “tits” for brains everything would be alright. It is no fun being front end loaded.”

catastrophe

….book explains why the catastrophic decline in polar bear numbers we were promised in 2007 failed to materialize. It’s the story of how and why the polar bear came to be considered ‘Threatened’ with extinction, and tracks its rise and fall as an icon of the global warming movement. The book also tells the story of Crockford’s role in bringing that failure to public attention and the backlash against her that ensued – and why, among all others who have attempted to do so previously, she was uniquely positioned to do so.
 
In general, this is a cautionary tale of scientific hubris and of scientific failure, of researchers staking their careers on untested computer simulations and later obfuscating inconvenient facts.For the first time, you’ll see a frank and detailed account of attempts by scientists to conceal population growth as numbers rose…

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Don’t believe the UN either.

CANADIANS….WAKE UP. YOU ARE BEING LIED TO!

A Greenies and an NDP hot flash….Venezuela is a ZERO CARBON STATE. “Hey, if they can do it surely Canada can as well.”

Millions of Venezuelans were left without running water Monday amid a series of massive blackouts, forcing President Nicolas Maduro to announce electricity rationing and school closures as the government struggles to cope with a deepening economic crisis.

This is where our NDP and Green politicians would love to take us:

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That is all I wrote:

“Ball of Confusion:” Has anything really changed?

This was done in the 1960s by the Temptations. Disregard the last bit.

Have a great Navy day.

SJ……….…………………………..Out