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High-die High, High-die Hoe

I thought only Canada put out insane policy:

New Zealand votes to legalize euthanasia but not cannabis, preliminary referendum results show.

And Canada votes to legalize cannabis but not euthanasia. Then again I am brain dead.

But then again New Zealand is down under, a parallel but upside down universe to Canada.

Funny that. One minute before midnight it is a mortal sin and murder to kill dear ole grannie but one minute after midnight it’s not.

Man’s law, not God’s.

INSANE

Hey, I wonder how the Maldives are doing right now? After all, according to the UN they should be well underwater by now – as of 01 January 2018.

MALDIVES MEMORABLE PACKAGES - AVA Vacations

Nope. Maldives today.

“Yeah….butt…(sic) butt….(sic) the UN official says. It will be underwater 1100 years from now if we do not take drastic action RIGHT NOW!”

Have another joint and it, like everything else, will feel underwater.

“BEWARE OF FALSE PROPHECIES AND FALSE PROPHETS”

Don’t be deceived.

More Liberal-speak:

They said that if you social distance then you do not need to wear a mask. Then, if you wear a mask you do not have to social distance. Then, you have to social distance and wear a mask at the same time.

If masks are so efficient, as they make us believe, then why do we have to social distance while wearing one?

Just saying, that’s all.

The US Bureau of Economic Analysis (BEA) released its initial estimates for GDP growth in the 3rd Quarter and the result crushed all previous records!

The BEA estimates that the 3rd Quarter of 2020 recorded the largest quarterly GDP increase in US history.  Today’s estimates show the US GDP increased by 33.1% for the quarter.

Yeah…But Trump is bad, bad, bad, don’t ya know.

Never ever bet against the USA. Then again in Canada we would be upset with a number like that because Canadians hate success and would rather wallow and celebrate our economic sufferings. It’s our inferiority complex weighing in.
And this is why I think Trump will win bigly on Tuesday:
Joe Biden Rally in Coconut Creek Florida
As opposed to:
Trump’s rally in Tampa Florida

Governor of Minnesota bans gathering to Trump supporters at a Trump rally therefore undermining constitutional right of Americans of freedom of assembly. Biden rally? That is okay. Trump’s? Not. This could never happen in Canada right? Right? Right??? No Left.

Censorship is alive and well in the West today.

George Mason University prof says Americans should topple government if Trump wins.

Whatever happened to the treason laws in America? What happens if the majority of Americans vote for Trump and the other half doesn’t?

Civil war?

And for all of my bible prophecy dudes and dudesses out there, here is my prediction:

Trump will win a second term and civil unrest and civil war will erupt in the US – all instigated and supported by the Dems and left leaning fanatics. It will be red vs blue states or coasts vs the interior. While Trump is doing all that he can to quell the rioting and violence, which will erupt across America – Russia, Turkey, Iran will see this as their chance to invade Israel. The Gog / Magog war will commence just as Ezekiel predicted some 2500 years ago. Of course, we all know the outcome of that one.

Not to worry, as God is in control. Enjoy life without worry or anxiety. Kiss your wife and hug your kids

And, who needs to smoke weed or take any drug to get high – spiritually, emotionally and physically, when you have this to enjoy:

Have a great day. Good luck to my American friends on Tuesday. Get out and vote.

SJ…………………..Out

Lie and Dry

See the source image“No slit man. This is leal”

Heard in passing from my Japanese flend reporter (above). His slots, not mine.

See the source image

Hey Slakey. What do ya think about this:

Liberal Campaign Slogan: “Erect Mean for Twenty Nineteen.” er sorry….I mean “erect me for twenty, twenty three…er sorry. Man this stuff is lick-ed. Uh hey Butts. I tink we missed da 2019 erection…er sorry…election somehow. Man oh man… er sorry People oh People… this is good stuff. Hey Jody Rebound, Stinkpots…pass the Doritos will ya like the good little Liberal “cockus” (sic) members that you are. Woe is me. It is so hard being me, especially being stoned like me. Hey that’s it. The 2019 Liberal Erection Campaign slogan:

“Be Stoned Like Me.”

“Yesss. Hey Gerry, Jody, hey, hey guys, gals…Hey, I got a good one in my hand. A sure thing for our erection day. It’s will be a sure…hey where are they?”

See the source imageHey you, yes you…are you tokin, I mean talkin to me? Well are you?

I know, I know. All of this Trudeau stuff gets pretty boring after awhile. But hey, we have an erection coming up in October so it remains important that we remain hard and fast in getting a leg up on this guy to:

“Turf the Turd”

I think that Sheer and the PCs should adopt this as their campaign slogan for the upcoming erection campaign:

“Make Cannabis Great Again and Turf the Turd”

What do you think? Does my Japanese flend…er friend…have it right?

I would love to hear your thoughts in the comments section. Just click on “Leave a Comment” at the left side of this screen or at the bottom banner.

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is seen in a police van, after he was arrested by British police, in London, Britain.

Remember this guy. Julien Assuage (sic). “Go Justin Go,” he was heard to mutter.

Pass the “Wellies”

Millennial’s real purpose in life.

Baaaaaaaaaaa!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Climate change? Yesss

a large truck covered in snow: A Minnesota Department of Transportation snowplow helps a pair of semis struggling Wednesday to get up a ramp to eastbound Highway 14 from southbound Highway 169 near Mankato.Bring it on.

Not much going on in the world today.

High and Dry

Have a great weekend. Read ya Monday.

 

SJ……….…………………………..Out