Oxy-Morons

Liz May has hired an investigator to come and look into those alleged – there is that word again – complaints from her staff that she is caustic, a bully, and harasser. No way says she. So she has put the word out there to all of her supporters to send her money so she can pay for the investigation.

Paying someone to investigate herself? Well we all know the conclusions to that investigation. No story here folks, move on. And her crowd funding move? One must think her supporters are stupid greenies if they fall for that one. See how she laughs. “Lady Madonna, children at your feet. Look at how the greenie chant will make ends meet.” Hahahahahahahahahahahahah…or something like that.

Trolling for donations for her investigation. See even she finds that hilarious. And how can one be a leader of one? Who is there to lead? Yourself? Leader of the Green Party? Now that is an oxymoronic statement, don’t ya tink?

Speaking of leadership. Here is Ms Elliott.  She ran against Patrick Brown for the Ontario PC Leadership. And lost. She was Jim Flaherty’s wife. I would have voted for her. Too bad the dumb conservatives elected Brown. But that is the Conservative way. Put in losers – Hudak, Tory, comes to mind – and, and, and….well….lose.

Hope she wins this time. I doubt it though. PCs will go for some other loser. The Millennial “half of the brain trust” will elect Princess Mulroney because, well you know, she has nice legs. The other half will remain in the basement.

Wynne will win in June. You heard it here first.

 

Then again, Ontario’s Liberals standby candidate accused of and reprimanded for bad, inappropriate conduct. Allegations again? No way. Only male PCs are shamed or reprimanded. All of the Alligators know that. This though is the Liberal way. They can, and they know it, that they can do anything to a gullible, naïve public – and still win bigly.

Just look at those smiling faces.

Ontarians….hahahahahah…you’re so screwed…..hahahahaha… we love being us…hahahahahahah. We’re the Ontario Liberal Party cock-us…and you’re not! Come to think of it why aren’t more women politicians upset at that word – Caucus? Hmmm? Just saying.

And then there is this guy:

Well I checked it out – so you don’t have to. Merriam says: Mankind: “the human race, human beings – collectively speaking, as in wo…man, and man…not men or women but man and wo…man – mankind.” Get it? Whereas Peoplekind? No such word. It doesn’t exist. Much like our PM’s brain and Elizabeth May’s judgement. No wonder he…Trudeau…likes that word. He can just make it up. Just like the budget or his foreign policy. It’s so, well so…so transparent man.  All the parents of trannies went into a rage over that last statement.

Peoplekind? Sounds like a theme park to me where pseudo adults like Trudeau can bring out their child-like impulses and never grow up.

Today, I am ashamed of being a Canadian

Thus just in from the Moonbat State:

The oxymoronic Feminist Business School, founded by Evergreen State College graduate Jennifer Armbrust, teaches that capitalism is an “economy that values masculine traits” such as “meritocracy,” “competition,” and “individualism.” The California-based site recently launched two more online courses to coach aspiring businesswomen on how to “topple the patriarchy” and promote a more “feminist economy.” Like…tampons for everyone in… Peoplekind…………Geesh!

Leftist Beta Males, as compared to Righteous Alfa Males, complain that the  movie “12 Strong” promotes toxic masculinity. Is there any other kind? This from those same dudes, and I use that word loosely, who complained that the movie Dunkirk was bad as there were no women or people of colour in it. Peoplekind you mean? Too bad. No we’d prefer “Pee Wee’s Great Adventure!”

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Halifax’s 1917 explosion didn’t go far enough. Halifax’s Council votes to remove the statue of Cornwallis, the city’s founding father, to appease First Nation sensitivities. The town of Cornwallis is next. Then Halifax as well. Then St John, St John’s for it nasty Christian connotations don’t you know. And on and on it will go. I’m getting out of “Dodge” and moving to Hungary with its beautiful city of Budapest. It is time that we took our country back.

First Nations? Either join us as Canadians “First” or get off the money pot and form your own national governance structure in this country but without the multi-billion dollar largesse that you receive from us every year. Leave us alone and we’ll leave you alone. And why oh why do we cave to activists who demand we change our ways but who will never accept the Canadian way of life? I am not racist or a bigot. I am one pissed off Canadian who is tired of the gift that keeps on giving. That’s my rant.

Song of the day:

Have a wonderful Wednesday

 

SJ……………………………….Out of here.

 

 

 

 

Imagine That!

Premier Notley of Alberta and her apologists insist the multi-faceted throttling (is there any other kind of throttling?) of the energy sector is necessary to obtain a “social licence” to develop Alberta’s oil and gas resources. “Is that like a liquor licence?” her rookie environ-mental minister was heard to ask.

But in spite of everything that’s been done to get that liquor licence, the current state and future prospects of the industry are bleaker than ever. “I mean who can’t be social with a few beer down your gut?”  Her consumer affairs minister was heard to say. “Rachel Notley’s dream that if Alberta became more environ-mental and socially irresponsible everyone would embrace us and allow our projects to proceed.” says Dahl bluntly. “Our opponents don’t want us to do a better job, they want us drunk!  No matter what we do, all they think of is the next way to stop or slow us down.  “Let go for a drink and think about this,” he then said.

You cannot negotiate with an environ-mental. Especially an environ-mental with a liquor licence. It’s like trying to persuade a grizzly bear not to kill ya.

Image result for Pics of bears mauling humansSpeaking of bears let’s move on to wabbits

Looks as if the Presidento of Venezuela, you know that Holly’s Woody in the Morning’s example of how a progressive country should look like, has stated to his starving people: “What’s the problem here folks. Just adopt the MBA solution, like I have, from my economic advisors! “Let them eat Wabbits.” Maduro was heard to say. “Wabbits in Venezuela.” Sounds like a catchy tune to me. Just like those Looney Tunes.

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For all of you critics out there of my economic policies, take two of my best. A lost cause.

You know, wabbits chomp on a lot of weed man. Which could be a growing grow-op growth industry in the Province of Ontario. Perhaps this is how Ontario should be handling its weed problem. Just ask this guy:

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Ontario’s new environ-mental guy.

By the way, Bitcoin and climate change are the currencies of madmen.

Sudbury bi-election trial. Is this a LGBTQ joke man? Sudbury? What’s a Sudbury anyway? Is that like a new Cadbury milk bar?

OTTAWA — What should you watch for in Ottawa this fall as Justin Trudeau’s Liberal government hits its busy mid-term? Hard question. But I do know how Justin can handle the environ-mental file. Yes, I thought about this all weekend long and have come up with a novel and transparent, translucent solution.

Just tell everyone that your government is fully behind all of the climate change hype, will endorse all treaties, UN governance directives, attend all meetings but say nothing at these meetings other than “Canada accepts all of the recommendations of the IPCC, Paris Accord, Copenhagen Treatise, (insert climate change name here) etc etc. And then: “DO NOTHING.” Just like the EU, China and India do. Canada will then become an environ-mental darling of the “Jet Set.”

Liberals also want to use aggressive but entirely undemocratic time-honoured “time allocation ploy” to push thru their agenda. “We want to be transparent,” Liberal’s speaker of the house, Chagger says. “When we screw Canadians, at least we will be telling them beforehand that they are being screwed. After all Canadians are sooo smug when they are getting screwed because no other nation on the planet gets screwed by their leaders more than Canada…so there! They love being screwed.”

Liberal Government’s Passport system now $75M over budget. And these guys are going to look after legalized marijuana for Canadians.  How do you spell legalized marijuana in Canada? B..L..A..C..K…    M..A..R..K..E..T!

This kills me, but makes me want to cry:  BBC airs a segment on how to do your make-up after a terrorist’s acid attack! Are you kidding me? I thought the standard EU  response to terror was to place a piano out on the street or square with some guy or gal playing “Imagine.”

Yeah, that’s going to do it…for sure

Spencer f—ing Tracy’: Who are the A-listers that celebrities themselves are dying to meet? (TIFF). I would say to those A-Listers: “Be careful what you wish for!” See my statement on Rachel McAdams sleep walking episode

 

Image result for Pics of bears mauling humansAnother candidate for a Darwin Award. Must be from Venezuela. Hey man, that ain’t no wabbit!

 

Harry Dean Stanton died Friday. Great actor. Rest in Peace man.

 

Happy Monday

SJ……………Out