“Well, it is a really, really, like, really big crisis.”
“Crikey, we should get on with it then.”
“Yes, it is after all existential, and you know what that means?”
“No? What does it mean?”
“It means it is existential, out of this world of ours. Out of our very existence. Like an alien nation that we are. Like existential as in the word like, like, like wow man. Cool, pass the weed. Man this is good stuff. It is existential, out of this world man.”
“It is E.B Bud – existential to the core.”
“So, if we are in an existential crisis and our very survival as a sovereign country, nation is at stake, what are you….hmm…erm…man this stuff is existentially wicked man…so what are you going to do about it, dude in charge?”
“Existentially??”
“Yeah, whatever.”
“I am, we are, going to DISNEYLAND.”
“Existential…………………….man!”
My book of the month? Kurofune: The Black Ships. See link above for more information. It is available on Amazon. In audio format as well.
$80B – yes that’s a “Billion”- CERB program may hamper recovery by being a disincentive to work, provinces warn. Various premiers have warned that the private sector has struggled to rehire some workers due to the hard eligibility cut-offs under the program. For the un- initiated this CERB is a Canadian government initiative to compensate workers with $2,000 per month who have lost their jobs or have had their hours curtailed due to Covid. The program also allows employees to earn up to $1,000 per month to augment their benefit.
“Yo? Why work, Dude. Me and my partner can bring in almost 6 Gs a month almost tax free. Why work…loser. Yo, bro, lets spend it…on cannabis.”
Government communists, AKA Liberals and NDP, want to make this a permanent benefit, as in a Universal Basic Wage. They tried this in Finland but they had to cancel the program cause they couldn’t find anyone to work it!
Following on with this theme is another wonderful program brought to you by your local government…Glory Holes or how to have safe sex in this era of a panned-demic. I am not kidding.
Glory holes? Glory Be! Are youse kidding me? Says it all don’t it. (see grammar item below). If only I should be so lucky with a hole that big.
Yo? Dude? Dat hand ain’t no black hand dude ain’t it? Black Hands Matter!
And if you are using one of those Gloreeee Be Holes don’t forget to wear you’re mask:
Glad these holes are not see thru!
The English department at a public university declared that proper English grammar is racist.
Rutgers University’s English department will change its standards of English instruction in an effort to “stand with and respond” to the Black Lives Matter movement. In an email written by department chairwoman Rebecca Walkowitz, the Graduate Writing Program will emphasize “social justice” and “critical grammar.”
Walkowitz said the department would respond to recent events with “workshops on social justice and writing,” “increasing focus on graduate student life,” and “incorporating ‘critical grammar’ into our pedagogy.”(why can’t they just say educational programs?). The “critical grammar” approach challenges the standard academic form of the English language in favor of a more inclusive writing experience (like for who dude?). The curriculum puts an emphasis on the variability (and viability) of the English language instead of accuracy.
I hear that math is next on the chopping block to be deconstructed as a form of “Western imperialism”?
A young woman describing herself as a teacher, Ph.D. student, and “social justice change agent,” recently gained notoriety for tweeting, “The idea of 2+2 equaling 4 is cultural,” a product of “western imperialism / colonialism.” “It’s racist I tell youse.” said the English Gramar and Speling admissions rep at Rutger’s University.
Yes, even mathematics, held up as the most objective and neutral of disciplines, is being reshaped by critical theory, which claims that all ideas are social constructions by groups using their power to advance their own interests.
Ya dude, I always taught dat 2+2=22. Why shouldn’t it be bro? Just think if the Egyptians had fallen to this madness:
Or the space program:
Or this: 1+1=11…yessss!
Karma!
Radio host mocked Trump by claiming Seattle is peaceful, then rioters wrecked his apartment building.
There is a god.
Famous potato chip company issues apology as ex-director gets busted for growing over $30K worth …
Although chips and cannabis are often considered the ultimate combination, the pairing resulted in a patently unchill situation involving both an arrest and a PR snafu.
It should have been Doritos!
How do you spell insanity – T.O.R.O.N.T.O. You can have this baby for just $999,999.00. Located in Toronto’s trendy Italian district.
Can youse beleese dis shyte. It’s da new math bro?
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What do Chilliwack, Port Alberni, Dawson Creek, Penticton, Terrace, Vernon, Prince George, Langley, William’s Lake British Columbia- all have in common? They are part of the most dangerous places in Canada to live. All in the top 20. William’s Lake is rated number 4. So, 9 cities in British Columbia are rated in the top 20 of the most violent cities in Canada in which to live. Much of it due to poverty. And it is going to get worse given the government’s plan to stop or curtail all resource development in the Province.
“I have a dream,” the Premier said. “A Barista with a joint on every street corner of every city in this Province. Minimum wage for everybody. Every day will be 420 daze.” It must be the water man, and the stale air that we breathe. Second hand weed.
And in another Canadian City near you. The heads of Unifor and General Motors Canada are set to make an announcement this morning about the future of operations in Oshawa, Ont.
“We have a dream.” they began “that there will be Baristas and a joint on evry street corner of this city, of this great city of Oshawa.”
“No, no, no.”, the Turd spoke. “I have the best dream of all. No more pipelines in this country for there will be a Barista and a joint on every street corner of every city of this great country of our. Yes I have a dream.”
And it’s an economic nightmare.
“Just livin the dream man, livin the dream.”
“Turn off the turd’s mind before it explodes. No wait…..”
Meghan and Harry have a new baby boy…named Sussex. My only comment. Who names their baby Sussex anyway. Sussex? That is a place, a county, a region of England as in the “Earl of Sussex.” It is also an area of Southern Ontario. Sussex? They grow Tomatoes there – and Heinz pickles and weed man. They must have had a Barista and a joint before naming that kid.
Poor kid.
Oh this is cute:
It’s always been a hot topic (oh really): LNG in Canada and B.C. but one First Nations organization says there is a lot of misinformation when it comes to Indigenous support during a Prince George panel visit today (March. 14)…oh really?
The First Nation LNG Alliance Society is a merging collective of First Nations that are associated with Coastal GasLink while also promoting the positives that could come out of such a project…positives? Really?
The Coastal GasLink project is roughly 670 km of pipeline that would deliver natural gas from the Dawson Creek area to a proposed LNG Canada facility located near Kitimat, B.C.
“We now have the opportunity to deliver our natural resources to tidewater which has been a challenge of B.C. and Canada in the past,” No? Really? former chief of McLeod Indian Band Derk Orr says. “In order to do that, it helps provide us with more dollars for our communities to build hospitals, community development and a number of areas.”
“Oh really! Pass the joint Gladys. A feel a barista coming on.”
Kate steps out in red, hours after baby Sussex photos. And this is news….why?
Denver Colorado says no to “magic mushrooms.” Expect a move to British Columbia cities soon.
“Pass the mushrooms Gladys. I’m feeling a bit peckish after that barista and joint.
After the Green’s By-Election win in Nanaimo where they arrogantly state that fighting climate change is Canada’s #1 priority comes this little nugget of news:
Poll: Do you agree with the call for Canada to cut its greenhouse gas emissions in half by 2030?
No (85%, 474 Votes)
Yes (15%, 86 Votes)
Total Voters: 560
The air was thick at the Green’s Party Headquarters after that bit of news. Baristas were flowing, the joints were rolling and the magic mushrooms growing among the green delegates.
Global warming cockus (sic) meeting in France, May 2019.
Bring it on. Arctic blast envelops much of Europe. Hey, but that’s only weather man. We’re talking climate here.
Jacques Bougie, who JUST happens to not only sit on the Board of SNC-Lavalin. He also sits on the Board for……ta da….The Trudeau Foundation.
It also turns out that he is a Director at McCain Foods….you know…Bill Mor-dough (Minister of Finance) wife’s family business. Really! Yes really.
But there is not a conflict of interest here. Move on.
Christians are being attacked and persecuted like no other religious group. But no response from the media or our leaders:
Easter Worshippers? I hate chocolate bunnies. This is what Easter has come down to for many people.
Yeah, I am amazed too.
Religion of peace. Time to call a spade a spade but our leader the Turd will not comply.
Sad to be a Canadian these days. Thanks to the Turd our collective values have gone down the toilet. This is how Canadians treat a convicted terrorist. Khadr is even a hero to Canada’s Green Party Leader Elizabeth May.
Sick, sick, sick. The CBC ( Canada’s government run national TV network) should be tanked. And Trudeau brought to account. And on Easter Sunday. The same day Islamic terrorists blew up some 290 plus Christians, mainly Catholics, in Sri Lanka.
Like…like, wow man. Our future leadership is like….. wow.
Come to Canada man. The Turd has thrown out the welcome mat. Canada, where a new hip replacement procedure will take over 10 months of waiting.
Like, like taking coal from Newcastle comes this: Selling ice to Eskimos, at a higher price and with controlled access, as only a government program can do. Marijuana Sales in Canada Are Going Nowhere Fast, analysts, who are high on pot, say.
Love this:
Charlize Theron: My 3 Year-Old Boy Said She’s a Girl, ´So, There You Go!´
I am a ham sandwich, so there you go.
Gary Taube’s new book: Why We Get Fat. A whole book about that??
Does eating too much have anything to do with it? Perhaps!
Crazy man.
Music today sucks…bigly. Here is a 1960s band “The Byrds” with their Eight Miles High hit.
https://youtu.be/e8QypoBpQqI
And another hit: Mr Tambourine Man
https://youtu.be/gYLKlgalHMs
Music today sucks, bigly. Oh, I said that already.
Have a great day.
Oh and for my European friend: sorry about the Leafs man…well…maybe not!
Another repeat post that I felt needs a reboot. Sorry, dealing with a family issue……………………SJ!
According to the UN, there are just 30 more days until the Maldives disappear due to Global Warming and Climate Change
Maldives today
Be scared, be very, very scared………………………….of the UN!
The new, old TV program, “The Good Doctor” has been given a full season…great, can’t wait. Is this “The Good Wife’s” offspring or a regurgitation of “Dougie Hauser, MD.” C’mon guys get original here. We are not stupid. I pray for a miracle continually: “Please God give us back “Breaking Bad” and we’ll give you “The Good Doctor.”
New Canadian $20 coin honouring “snowflakes” everywhere. Millennials should buy this up fast. But snow is white. It is white privilege I tell you.” Shame on you Canada. Change the name immediately to “blow.” At $20 a crack, This Blow Matters.
News Flash: “New California law allows jail time for using wrong gender pronoun, sponsor denies that would happen. “Yes, Zir, no zir, your shit-bags full zir is zall I have to zay about zat. It is really a German pronoun you know” the government official stated. A major San Andreas fault event can’t come soon enough. Yes, more on LGBTABCDEFHIJKLMNOPQURSTUVWXYZ stuff as most of northern California is burning.
Washington Post caption to the picture below: “Emissions spew out of a large stack at the coal-fired Morgantown Generating Station on Oct. 10, 2017 in Newburg, Maryland.” Dirty dirty, dirty coal. But you see the two stacks on the right are old stacks, decommissioned, while the one on the left is a new generation scrubber stack which extracts just about all of the dirty stuff. What you see there is clean steam arising. But the environ-mentals will not mention that dirty little secret.
NATO is there to protect Canada if North Korea poses a threat….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah….Oh, you mean these guys:
Yeah right and the UN is going to admit that Climate Change was an elaborate hoax. As I remember NATO stands for North Atlantic Treaty Organization. Last time I checked North Korea was nowhere near the North Atlantic. But hey, who am I to judge an organization that is broad on politics but widely illiterate on geography. All Canada needs to do to take out these guys is an effective electron-magnet.
Wow. What’s good for the gander is bad for the goose, or so the saying goes. York school board takes down school’s 43-year-old totem pole after one complaint lodged. Try doing that out here in BC and you will be in for one huge native insur-erection.
Canadian Liberals lied after blowing budget to lecture TRUMP. They meant snow rather than blow but that is so white privilege that they changed the wording somewhat. “Apparently their noses were out of joint,” one official snorted.
Truth and Reconciliation committee announces a $750M payout to Indigenous people who as children were forced out of their family situations to adoption and therefore lost contact with their culture. Truth and Reconciliation is Canadian Liberal code for “the Gift that keeps on giving.” When is this going to end? On the one hand living in an isolated community in an area who’s only claim to fame is the size of the black flies and mosquitos is terrible for youth suicides, drunkenness and domestic violence, while on the other hand taking them away from this toxic environment is akin to genocide and a blatant attack by racist governments on their culture. It is a win, win situation for the Indigenous people and a lose lose situation for the government of any day, today and for generations of governments to come….Geesh.
Death of the “Energy East Project” puts New Brunswick’s economy at risk. Who or what is a New Brunswick? They manufacture pool tables don’t they? They have an economy? They’re liberal are they not? End of story. But they do have Quebec’s raw sewage to contend with. “Shit happens man and it flows downstream to the place of least resistance – New Brunswick. From one liberal shit riding to another. Who cares?” a Liberal insider was heard to comment on the situation.
Angela Merkel won again. Someone said she is far right. No she is far out man!
Sweden starts a “Death Cleaning” initiative. De-cluttering your stuff before you depart. Wow. I do believe Sweden is twinned with California.
Macron is in big trouble with his constituents. How do you spell France? G…R…E…E…C…E. Like Greece, French workers are ticked about their 1.5 hour work week. It is too much to ask, s’il vous plate!
SJ…..Out……………Bon Jour et aujourd weed to you too…Toke anyone?
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“No, no, no.”, the Turd spoke. “I have the best dream of all. No more pipelines in this country for there will be a Barista and a joint on every street corner of every city of this great country of our. Yes I have a dream.”
“Turn off the turd’s mind before it explodes. No wait…..”
Yeah, I am amazed too.
Be scared, be very, very scared………………………….of the UN!
NATO is there to protect Canada if North Korea poses a threat….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah….Oh, you mean these guys: