If My Mother Was a Truck!

Love it.

Global Warming Redux:

Not Canada but northern US states – Iowa, Nebraska, Minnesota: I 80 and I 90.

Good old fashioned winters are making a comeback.

White privilege? You can have it.

Toronto could see about 10-20 cm of snow today. And this is news why?? Hey people, it’s still winter and this is Canada after all:

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Mystery(ies) of life:

“Only people of colour are allowed in.”

“Hey I’m white. Isn’t that a colour?”

Why is it that every time I park my car in a shopping mall parking lot, some guy or gal in a very large pickup truck parks right beside me making it very,very difficult for me to back out safely? Huh? Huh?

Why do so many sick people shop in health food stores?

If our food is going to kill us, as environmentalists claim, then why oh why are we living so long? Hmmm?

Why do my eyebrows stay the same colour when everything else turns grey?

And why do they spell grey gray in the US but grey everywhere else to describe the colour grey gray…eh? How can we ever attain world peace when we cannot even agree on the spelling of a certain colour, or a mood, or even the use of the letter “u” in certain words? Huh?

Liberal logic:

“A law is a law. What kind of a law? It’s a law. A law is a law. Until it’s not a law.”

Just like Chretien’s famous liberal line: “You want proof? The proof is in da proof is da proof. If it wasn’t proof it wouldn’t be poo…er true. If my mother had 4 wheels she would be a truck!” And with that profundity he made it to the top in politics  in Canada as our illustrious Prime Minister.

Following suit and not to be outdone by his liberal predecessor our current Prime Minister comes out with: “the budget will balance itself.” or equally profound is his response to a question about mankind “we like to say people-kind, not mankind, because it is more inclusive.” I can’t make this stuff up.

I wonder what the indoctrination week is like for new liberal MPs and newly elected liberal Prime Ministers:

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At an event on Friday, Alexandra Ocasionally Cortez But Generally Wacko complained about criticism of her Green New Deal — much of it coming from her own party — that it’s a pipe dream. Former Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe, for example, said that “there are things that are great goals, but are unrealistic.”

Ocasionally Cortez’s response: “Some people are like, ‘Oh, it’s unrealistic, oh it’s fake, oh it doesn’t address this little minute thing. And I’m like, ‘You try! You do it.’ ‘Cause you’re not. ‘Cause you’re not. So, like until you do it, like I’m the boss. How ’bout that like, like, like?”  Good gawd and what exactly did she say right there.

Occasionally art but generally wacko:

Just read an article about the 10 signs that a divorce is imminent. I know of only one sure sign that a divorce may be in your cards and it’s a no win situation. When your wife starts to ask you:

“Honey, does this dress look good on me?

Head for the hills buddy, turn on the TV, watch sports and never, never ever answer that question. Never! Or get a lawyer…quick.

Knit One, Lynch Two (SDA)

Apparently knitting is now racist according to lefties….DARN!

It is a crazy lefty world out there.

Have a great Navy day.


2 thoughts on “If My Mother Was a Truck!”

  1. The one word I will never be sure how to spell is grey. And I think it should be gray. Isn’t the Grey Cup named after a person? So I use that as a reference…Grey Cup…ok colour grey is gray…I will side with the US on this one

    1. You are right. Grey Cup was named after the Earl of Grey. I believe Canada’s Governor General at the time. Grey/gray bugs me too. Same with that ubiquitous letter “u” as in colour, humour harbour as opposed to color, humor, harbor. I think the yanks have this right. Less is better.

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