Natural Gas

A friend sent this to me. From the “Independent” no less:

Funny but so, so true.

But hey, I guess I am using it too with this blog. Aaaahhhhhh!

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Love this headline:

“How Canadians Are Finding The New Joint Pain Relief”

This is super dude as so many things pop up in my mind when reading this, or smoking this, especially given our new Canadian Cannabis laws.

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It has come to this. Speculation that Breaking Bad actors Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul were going to get back together died when the two declared that they were going to collaborate on a new line of Booze called Mezcat:

“Biggest let down in history,” one person commented on the Instagram post. Another wrote, “I’m sooooo disappointed I can’t even….shit”

“I thought it would at least remotely be related to ‘Breaking Bad.’ DISAPPOINTED,” added another, while farting.

Wow, go to social media then. That should help.

I am sure these guys or gals would agree with you:

The next Group of 20 summit will be held next November in an altogether more forbidding environment: Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. It will take place in the modern surroundings of the new King Abdullah Financial District, with 59 towers and a few architectural wonders.

For a taste of the real Saudi Arabia, summiteers need only take a cab south on King Fahd Road. In about half an hour they’ll come to Deera Square, colloquially known as ‘Chop-chop Square’ for its frequent public executions.

“Kinda hard to get your head around this new development, a proud member of the UN was heard to say.”

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It is coming to this, part two: “California Teacher Fired for Her Pro Western Civilization Views.”

Teacher Praises Western Civilization, Her School Fires Her

Coming too to a Canadian school near you.

Why is it that everything the left touches is destroyed?

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As only a brit could do or say:

Sir Kim, the UK’s Ambassador to the US, said it had become “impossible” for him to carry out his £185,000 a year role after it emerged he dubbed the White House “uniquely dysfunctional” and said Trump “radiates insecurity.

OK, we’ll find someone else.

“You’re fired.”

Hey Kim, is that your real name? Nelson died over 200 years ago. Time to let the Brit BS go, don’t ya think. You are no longer in charge.

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Hey Victoria, B.C. Here is a new revenue stream for you to consider:

Blue Jays, Dot…take note!

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Found this little obscure headline. I can’t believe it’s news:

” Buy your natural gas like a pro”

Or get it for free.

 

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Quote of the week:

Cabot Phillips on American exceptionalism: ‘You don’t see people flooding the shores of Norway” or Canada for that matter.

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It has come down to this: American hipster. They all look the same don’t they.

Love the man-bun though.

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First time ever. A woman came to my door canvassing as a member of the Conservative Party of Canada, hoping to become our representative in the upcoming election. That has never happened to me in my entire voting lifetime. Nobody ever comes to my door…great. I think it is a lost cause though because my riding has voted NDP for the last 60 years…and done nothing for us. “We represent the working man.” the NDP say. A complete scam.

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It’s a gas,gas,gas.

Have a great day.

 

SJ…………………………………………..Out