It works. It is effective, so says Canada’s Federal Health Minister Dr Tam. What may you ask? Masks? Social Distancing? What?
This came up after consummation…er consultation with the British Columbia government.
What?
SEX, that’s what.
Skip kissing and consider wearing a mask when having sex to protect yourself from catching the coronavirus, Canada’s chief medical officer said on Wednesday, adding that going solo remains the lowest risk sexual option in a pandemic.
Gotta hand it to her!
Dr Theresa Tam said in a statement there is little chance of catching COVID-19 from semen or vaginal fluid, but sexual activity with new partners does increase the risk of consummating (sic) the virus, particularly if there is close contact like kissing.
How does she know? From experience? WHO did she get this information from?
Skip kissing, avoid face-to-face closeness, wear a mask that covers your mouth and nose, and monitor yourself and your partner for symptoms ahead of any sexual activity, Tam said.
Woo-Hannnnnnn: I’m feelin it. Are you babe?
Then again, there are the glory holes:
“The lowest risk sexual activity during COVID-19 involves yourself alone,” she added.
Gotta hand it to her…again.
Canada has reported 129,425 cases of COVID-19 and 9,132 deaths, as of Sept 1. New daily cases are far below peak volumes, but there has been a recent uptick, driven by more infections in certain western Canadian provinces.
And the incidences of STD and hairy palms have skyrocketed. No matter. Whatever you do, do not sneeze.
And if you have to be kinky during this covid emergency, our betters recommend this:
Bite me!
You cannot make this stuff up. Nanny state anyone or a “French Maid’s” outfit. Your choice.
I am sure there is a Canadian Standards Council regulation for this one.
Stay safe.
Liberal Democratic Leftist Logic
“Objecting to looting is Anti-Blackness and contempt for poor people who just want to live a normal life. Looting may freak people out but with all the potential actions that one can carry out against the state, looting is non violent. It doesn’t hurt people. It only hurts the insurance companies. It is only money after all. Owning property is so…so…so whiteness…” (NPR)
Looting hurts anyone and everyone who has a moral compass and is responsible enough to have insurance on their home, cars and businesses. You will feel the pain when you renew your insurance.
Dems never objected to the violence and rioting going on across the states. In fact they encouraged it. That is until Biden objected. Now its a disgrace and an affront to law and order. It is now Trump’s fault.
Of course it is and Trump will win by a landslide in November. The electorate is not stupid.
The Dems will steal the election through voter fraud. The second US Civil War will erupt.
What do you think was the most effective learning method ever developed? That had the highest success rate in learning by indigenous, blacks, whites hispanic…urban, rural, inter-city…everyone, everywhere?
“Direct Instruction”
From a hands on survey conducted by the US, project “Follow Through” was conducted between 1967-1977 reaching over 200,000 students nationwide. Over $1B was spent. Other methods were introduced such as cognitive learning, learning when ready, discovery based…well, just about every other method the left wing education ideologue-heads could come up with.
“Direct Instruction”
This is not 1+1=11 because that feels good. Or 2+2=22 because you have no self esteem. No,no,no, 1+1=2; 2+2=4. Memorize you times table: 12×12 = 144 and on and on it goes. What occurred in 1812? Give me the dates of the US Civil War. No, not 2020 you ANTIFA idiot but 1861 – 1865. Basically its lessons are scripted and require choral response from students. It rejected the constructivist teaching methods of the time. It focused only on academic learning, drilling students on basic facts and skills. It won over all the others by a landslide.
By the way. The “Direct Instruction” result was buried because it did not fit the narrative of the left wing ideologue-heads at the time. It still is.
So there you have it. The next time some SJW says its okay if 3+3=33 because it feels good, tell him or her to go and &^%^ themselves then rhyme off the times tables. It’s like saying the Rosary. That in itself will freak them out.
Your typical social justice warrior…teacher.
More from the Crap News Network (CNN):
CNN’s Chris Cillizza: Here’s Why Trump Is Calling The Protests ‘Riots’ (Hint: Because They’re Riots).
No! Political fodder, that’s why.
They’re not riots. Just some protestor’s picnic.
What a protest man. Man oh man, what a protest. Lovin it.
How I love being a protestor. Light me up man.
These protests are killing me:
You know you are in trouble as a nation when one of your major political parties and news sources label these riots as protests by misunderstood social justice warriors.
And in Canada. Because we have to follow the US lead don’t ya know. We cannot seem to come up with our own form of protests. We are not original rioters.
No matter how you spin it, these people are anarchists, communists, thugs.
If this is representative of Black Lives Matter, count me out.
If this is symbolic of the left’s plan for the nation, any nation, count me out.
Trump will win by a landslide!
A SJW, BLM, Antifa’s worst nightmare.
Love this.
Sad News!
Disney announced today that their new film “Jet Black” (the BLM version of “Snow White”) has been canceled.
All 7 of the dwarfs (Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger, Sagger, Drive-By and Shank) refuse to sing “Hi, Ho! Hi, Ho!” because it offends the street walkers in their stables.
They also refuse to sing “It’s off to work we go!” because the very concept violates their religion and culture.
Colorado Man Yelled ‘Black Lives Matter’ Before Stabbing A Stranger. Couldn’t remember the lines to “Oahu Akbar”
Victim is now charged with a hate crime because he didn’t die. The perp was devastated on hearing the news. Chock one up for BLM;
Man attacked in Kenosha by leftist rioters. Shoots two of his attackers. Labelled right wing fanatic…vigilante;
Rioters deemed misunderstood peaceful protesters;
Riots are not deemed violent riots, just unruly protests;
Woman journalist supports looting as a form of social justice justice, then cracks down and laments on the theft of her own intellectual property rights;
Portland is a wasteland. Seattle ‘s doomed. San Fran a shithole. LA a garbage dumpy. Minneapolis a no go zone. What do they all have in common? Democrat led Mayors and Councils. Just like Victoria BC and Vancouver;
Boomer’s days of free love, no discipline…if it feels good then…are to blame for all of this;
Boomers have made this bed and it will be a cold day in hell before this mess is addressed and cleaned up;
Right wing fanatic’s fault. Trump’s fault. No accountability with leftist ideology. No consequences for individual actions. No filters, no borders, no restrictions. Do whatever you want if you please because remember, it is always somebody else’s fault if things go south;
Everything is politicized these days. Everything. I cannot watch a single sporting match without being reminded of BLM, Diversity, Pride, Social Justice. Identity Politics, and scandal after scandal.
What does that say about our society these days?
Our leaders have “shit for brains.” All partays
When will this madness end? When will we get some hard core leadership and law and order?
Unbelievable!
Trump will win by a landslide this November.
Canadians will be in an uproar?!?! Why? Don’t know as he is not our Prime Minister.
I need some toe tappin tune to cheer things up. Music never disappoints.
“Jessica” by Allman Bros Band. Brings back a shitload of memories of my Hawaiian days way back in 1973/74. Dueling guitars, rad piano.
BLM…Hiel!
This came up after consummation…er consultation with the British Columbia government.
Bite me!
Your typical social justice warrior…teacher.
What a protest man. Man oh man, what a protest. Lovin it.
How I love being a protestor. Light me up man.
And in Canada. Because we have to follow the US lead don’t ya know. We cannot seem to come up with our own form of protests. We are not original rioters.