They’re Not Wearing Masks

But…but…they’re not wearing masks. And they’re not social distancing! they’re all going to die.

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WWF: Summerslam Lockdown:

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But…but…they’re not wearing masks! They’re not social distancing!


From the UK, a nation that brought us the Ministry of Silly Walks, comes this: The Ministry of Silly Talks:

The United Kingdom has instituted a ban on gatherings of more than six people — including families – the “Rule of Six,” they call it.

How do they enforce that one? Then again any country that can come up with this is…well….silly!

A new segment called: Wal-Mart people:

Gyminny Cricket

Only in San Fran during the pandemic. Outside gyms. How do they sanitize that.

For thee:

Meanwhile for the pandemic elites:

For me:

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But he’s a fascist, a pig, a bigot, the anti (insert whatever here), I tells ya.

President Trump on Friday announced that Bahrain has agreed to normalize relations with Israel, another diplomatic win for the president coming after a similar agreement with the United Arab Emirates and Serbia / Kosovo just last month.

CNN and MNBC news censored any mention of the peace deal last night (Friday night).

He is a Nazi I tells ya.

Obama couldn’t be reached for comment except to say:

Oh yeah? Well……………..

Leftist Logic:

Diversity is our strength – except diversity of opinion.

Leftist Political Policy

A Democrat bureaucrat (L A Democrat Health Director) finally said what we all have known to be the truth: The Wuhan virus limitations that Democrat politicians and bureaucrats have imposed on Americans will go away after the election because that was the plan all along.

Why do these health directors always look… unhealthy? Grey matters!

Have ya ever noticed that health food stores are filled with sick people??

Leftist Response: Democrat Nancy Pelosi states that Trump’s mid east diplomatic successes are a distraction. Obama agrees and says…

Oh Yeah?…But!

All I can say to our leadership:

Is there anybody out there? Is anybody home. Your lips move but I can’t hear what you say. I am….comfortably numb.


Happy Monday



The Wuhan Shrew

It works. It is effective, so says Canada’s Federal Health Minister Dr Tam. What may you ask? Masks? Social Distancing? What?

Beautiful happy young couple wearing protective face masks and kissing each other. Side view of young man and young woman in medical masks kissing while they are in home isolation during coronavirus/COVID-19 quarantine.This came up after consummation…er consultation with the British Columbia government.


SEX, that’s what.

Skip kissing and consider wearing a mask when having sex to protect yourself from catching the coronavirus, Canada’s chief medical officer said on Wednesday, adding that going solo remains the lowest risk sexual option in a pandemic.

Gotta hand it to her!

Dr Theresa Tam said in a statement there is little chance of catching COVID-19 from semen or vaginal fluid, but sexual activity with new partners does increase the risk of consummating (sic) the virus, particularly if there is close contact like kissing. 

How does she know? From experience? WHO did she get this information from?

Skip kissing, avoid face-to-face closeness, wear a mask that covers your mouth and nose, and monitor yourself and your partner for symptoms ahead of any sexual activity, Tam said.

Woo-Hannnnnnn: I’m feelin it. Are you babe?

Then again, there are the glory holes:

“The lowest risk sexual activity during COVID-19 involves yourself alone,” she added.

Gotta hand it to her…again.

Canada has reported 129,425 cases of COVID-19 and 9,132 deaths, as of Sept 1. New daily cases are far below peak volumes, but there has been a recent uptick, driven by more infections in certain western Canadian provinces.

And the incidences of STD and hairy palms have skyrocketed. No matter. Whatever you do, do not sneeze.

And if you have to be kinky during this covid emergency, our betters recommend this:

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You cannot make this stuff up. Nanny state anyone or a “French Maid’s” outfit. Your choice.

I am sure there is a Canadian Standards Council regulation for this one.

Stay safe.

Liberal Democratic Leftist Logic

“Objecting to looting is Anti-Blackness and contempt for poor people who just want to live a normal life. Looting may freak people out but with all the potential actions that one can carry out against the state, looting is non violent. It doesn’t hurt people. It only hurts the insurance companies. It is only money after all. Owning property is so…so…so whiteness…” (NPR)

Looting hurts anyone and everyone who has a moral compass and is responsible enough to have insurance on their home, cars and businesses. You will feel the pain when you renew your insurance.

Dems never objected to the violence and rioting going on across the states. In fact they encouraged it. That is until Biden objected. Now its a disgrace and an affront to law and order. It is now Trump’s fault.

Of course it is and Trump will win by a landslide in November. The electorate is not stupid.

The Dems will steal the election through voter fraud. The second US Civil War will erupt.

Canadian Covid 19 theme song.

I approve this song….Dr. Tam

Read ya Monday


At A Crossroad

The mask brigade:

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After all, we are just:

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Walk alone and carry a walking stick.

Our government is at a cross-road. A liberal conundrum.

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Let’s see. Corruption, or corruption, perhaps corruption. Which way should we go?

Image                                      Oh Lord, please give me direction.

Don’t matter. Canadians will buy into anything we do.

Masks do not work, or curtail Covid, so says a new study.

Masks work, curtails Covid, so says a new study.

WHO (Who?) visits China for 3 weeks but avoids Wuhan…like the plague. Remain in Beijing.

Curve was flattened months ago. Hospitals have not been overrun so why are we implementing draconian restrictions on our way of life and individual rights? What’s going on here folks?

100 new cases reported in BC. What isn’t answered or asked is “at what age, how many deaths?”

More people die of fentanyl laced drugs in BC in one month than total deaths from Covid 19. Over 500 deaths in the past 3 months alone.  What’s going on here folks? This is a major failure on the part of our health authorities. Yet no response.

Meanwhile day 80 of the continuous BLM riots in Portland. But the Blue Jays won over Baltimore!

Yes but I parred the 8th hole at Cowichan last week so life is good.

Happy mask day.


Glory Be to Glory Holes

Thus just in:

Joe Biden Says He Can’t Wait To Find Out Who He Picked For VP.

Love this:

Inspiring: Celebrities Spell Out ‘We’re All In This Together’ With Their Yachts

Yes we are. Thanks to Babylon Bee.

Y’know. Heard in passing: “I’m Tom Cruise and you’re not.”

University of Georgia states that you should wear a mask when having sex.

Beautiful happy young couple wearing protective face masks and kissing each other. Side view of young man and young woman in medical masks kissing while they are in home isolation during coronavirus/COVID-19 quarantine.

I wuv vu.

This came up after consultation with their British Columbia colleagues.

Glory be our glory holes.

Man, I should be so lucky!

Political correctness has now expanded to space, where NASA says planets, galaxies and other heavenly bodies will no longer be referred to by “offensive” nicknames. Whew, thank God for that.

As the scientific community works to identify and address systemic discrimination and inequality in all aspects of the field, it has become clear that certain cosmic nicknames are not only insensitive but can be actively harmful,” the agency said in a news release.

One alien source who wished to remain anonymous indicated:

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“NASA is examining its use of unofficial terminology for cosmic objects as part of its commitment to diversity, equity, and inclusion.”

After all can’t you see that all alien lives matter.

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Okay, okay, we will change the name of Ur-anus to somethin more politically correct and inclusive…How about…Our-anus?

Poor Pluto. It’s gone!

Due to COVID-19, the Immigration and Refugee Board of Canada requires additional space in the Downtown Toronto area to hold hearings while being able to adhere to current Public Health recommendations of physical distancing. The present space allocation does not allow for these temporary accommodations and as a result the IRB has an interim requirement to rent additional space to hold hearings.

“WE need to get additional space.” an IRB rep was hear to say.

The rental timeframe is for approximately one (1) year beginning fall 2020, with the option of adding additional of rooms and/or extending the end date of the agreement at IRB’s discretion, subject to availability.

“WE can get $100M to meet this requirement.”

With Trudeau, yes WE can. And why Toronto? Why not do this in Gander Newfoundland??

We are entering a new Dark Age.


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And Here I Thought It Was Doritos

The Law of Unintended Consequences:

$80B – yes that’s a “Billion”- CERB program may hamper recovery by being a disincentive to work, provinces warn. Various premiers have warned that the private sector has struggled to rehire some workers due to the hard eligibility cut-offs under the program. For the un- initiated this CERB is a Canadian government initiative to compensate workers with $2,000 per month who have lost their jobs or have had their hours curtailed due to Covid. The program also allows employees to earn up to $1,000 per month to augment their benefit.

“Yo? Why work, Dude. Me and my partner can bring in almost 6 Gs a month almost tax free. Why work…loser. Yo, bro, lets spend it…on cannabis.”

Government communists, AKA Liberals and NDP, want to make this a permanent benefit, as in a Universal Basic Wage. They tried this in Finland but they had to cancel the program cause they couldn’t find anyone to work it!

Following on with this theme is another wonderful program brought to you by your local government…Glory Holes or how to have safe sex in this era of a panned-demic. I am not kidding.

Glory holes? Glory Be! Are youse kidding me? Says it all don’t it. (see grammar item below). If only I should be so lucky with a hole that big.

Yo? Dude? Dat hand ain’t no black hand dude ain’t it? Black Hands Matter!

And if you are using one of those Gloreeee Be Holes don’t forget to wear you’re mask:

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Glad these holes are not see thru!

The English department at a public university declared that proper English grammar is racist.

Rutgers University’s English department will change its standards of English instruction in an effort to “stand with and respond” to the Black Lives Matter movement. In an email written by department chairwoman Rebecca Walkowitz, the Graduate Writing Program will emphasize “social justice” and “critical grammar.”

Walkowitz said the department would respond to recent events with “workshops on social justice and writing,” “increasing focus on graduate student life,” and “incorporating ‘critical grammar’ into our pedagogy.”(why can’t they just say educational programs?). The “critical grammar” approach challenges the standard academic form of the English language in favor of a more inclusive writing experience (like for who dude?). The curriculum puts an emphasis on the variability (and viability) of the English language instead of accuracy.

I hear that math is next on the chopping block to be deconstructed as a form of “Western imperialism”?

A young woman describing herself as a teacher, Ph.D. student, and “social justice change agent,” recently gained notoriety for tweeting, “The idea of 2+2 equaling 4 is cultural,” a product of “western imperialism / colonialism.” “It’s racist I tell youse.” said the English Gramar and Speling admissions rep at Rutger’s University.

Yes, even mathematics, held up as the most objective and neutral of disciplines, is being reshaped by critical theory, which claims that all ideas are social constructions by groups using their power to advance their own interests.

Ya dude, I always taught dat 2+2=22. Why shouldn’t it be bro? Just think if the Egyptians had fallen to this madness:

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Or the space program:

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Or this: 1+1=11…yessss!


Radio host mocked Trump by claiming Seattle is peaceful, then rioters wrecked his apartment building.

There is a god.

Famous potato chip company issues apology as ex-director gets busted for growing over $30K worth …

Although chips and cannabis are often considered the ultimate combination, the pairing resulted in a patently unchill situation involving both an arrest and a PR snafu.

It should have been Doritos!

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Can youse beleese dis shyte. It’s da new math bro?

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