I Don’t Have a Title Yet

Perhaps some of you could come up with one:

I arrived in Honolulu early afternoon, after a 10 hour flight from Chicago. Clearing immigration and customs I ventured out to the arrival promenade. It was a broad and wide boulevard that was sheltered by a translucent canopy of tropical plants and banyan -like ferns that dropped away from the hot and high noon tropical sun. Immediately I sensed from my surroundings that I was awash in the tropical greens, blues and turquoise hues of this tropical isle. The air smelled of a sweet scented and natural perfume and nectar while a warm tropical breeze seemed to embrace the psyche. You could almost feel the tension of a hard northern winter ease itself out of every pore of your body.

Calling a cab I travelled down the Nimitz Highway. Only in America – an eight lane highway in the middle of Paradise, through Honolulu, the waterfront, harbour, Aloha Tower, Ala Moana district with its large seaside park and huge but modern outdoor mall then into the concrete canyons of the Waikiki tourist district with its wide Kalakauwa Boulevard, Sky-scraping hotels, vistas, gawdy bars, tacky shops, pizza joints and squawker’s dens with Diamond Head in the far background maintaining its everlasting watch over Waikiki. It was all too surreal for someone like me who had just arrived from the cold arctic wasteland of the Great White North in a way among the towering palms, lagoon and sand of Waikiki. Turning suddenly into a parking lot adjacent to the Ilikai hotel we came to a stop. This was it. I paid the fare, got out and surveyed my surroundings. A yacht harbour, the Ala Wai, with its accompanying Ala Moana Yacht Club.

Krofune lay at berth G35 at the Ala Moana Yacht Club, Waikiki, Honolulu Hawaii in the Ala Wai Harbour. She seemed somewhat tired looking from her long and laborious 19 day jaunt from Vancouver to Oaha. Her 35 foot wooden frame and lines of stripped mahogany clinkered planks, painted white, seemed worn and somewhat riddled through with expansion cracks, flaking paint, opened joints and waterlogged seams. She seemed to me to lay there at G35 in a forlorn, abandoned, and unpretentious state, in somewhat of a sad and lonely profile, feeling out of place among the 40, 50, and 60 foot sailing yachts of the Ala Wei Harbour and Yacht Club. Those sleek, modern and expensive yachts seemed to overpower and intimidate Krofune as she lay there unattended in her 35 foot berth.  It was as if that 1900 nautical mile sail from Vancouver had been but a bad dream robbing her and draining her of all of her energy and power. She looked tired, forlorn and beat.

Krofune had had a mad capped crew on that trek. My brother-in-law, Sid, the owner;  a Brit, who was professional sailor named Nigel, hired by Sid for his professional nautical acumen; Nigel’s useless tit of a girlfriend, and a couple of other hangers on who knew nothing about sailing but much about the stoner life. Useless! And, to make matter worse, Sid suffered from chronic case of sea sickness. And while he loved sailing dearly and always dreamed of taking Krofune home to Japan, all of his sailing experience to date had been in relatively sheltered waters. The open Pacific was much less welcoming and forgiving for someone like Sid who was prone to the sea malady and was always in a constant state of heaving. Alas for Sid, the dream of sailing to Japan was not to be.  He decided at Honolulu to call it quits

Most sailors do get sea sick. If they say that they don’t they’re bullshitting. But most sailors get over the motions sickness fairly quickly and adjust and adapt to the fluid environment.  They get their sea legs. But some, like Sid, never get over it. So it was that Sid had to abandon this venture. His vision of coming home like some prodigal sailor’s son came crashing down on him like a tsunami drowning his dream. He asked Nigel to carry on with Krofune from Hawaii, and to sail her to her new home in Nagoya Japan.

Tits had left and the other two stoners flew back to CONUS – literally and figuratively.

And that’s where I came in. Nigel and I would take Krofune to Japan!

Love this song. RIP Leslie West, lead guitarist for Mountain. Their only real hit but a doozy.

Those were the days my friend.

 

SJ……….Out

OJ



“Hey Bev, pass the orange juice will ya.”

Conservative MP Bev Oda was forced by the Liberals to resign over the fact that she paid 16$ for a glass of OJ (at the time about 6 Pounds) while in London England attending a conference. Meanwhile:

“We should all be allies in the fight against climate change because climate change knows no boundaries,” Wilkinson (True-dough’s Liberal Environment Minister) said. “Leaders cannot put their heads in the sand to try and pretend this change is not happening. They are expecting their government to help.”

“No, no, no they expect you, the electorate, to put your heads in the sand so that you won’t see just how corrupt and hypocritical Liberal MPs are.”

In an earlier release, Wilkinson’s environment department disclosed it had spent $683,278 attending a 2019 United Nations Convention on Climate Change that was held in Madrid, Spain. On that voyage, $178,282 was spent on airfare, taxis, and a chauffeured car…and Orange Juice.

Meanwhile under the government’s only essential travel directive Wilkinson and his staff have racked up more than $100,000 in flights this year.


This is insane. This from the UN Org that says lockdowns don’t work.

The World Health Organization is telling families gathering for Christmas to wear masks and social distance during Christmas dinners. 

As reported by the Daily Mail, the WHO admitted that people attending Christmas dinners wearing masks “may feel awkward,” but such practices would “contribute significantly” to saving lives.

Says WHO. Who? The World Health Organization stupid.

Who’s up first, why’s on second and I don’t give a fook is on third.

Madness!


Here is my take on the vaccine priority

If you give it to 90 year old’s first the morbidity rate falls 2.5%. If you give it to the older 80’s next the morbidity rate falls 28%. If you then give it to those over 60 the morbidity rate falls 75%. So, get going with those over 60 years of age first and you have this virus licked.


Denmark outlaws sex without explicit consent with unanimous passing of new law on rape.

So how does one respond to: “But honey I have a headache tonight.”

A Few Good Them: Woke Canadian judge says lawyers and their clients must state their pronouns when introduced to the court. Ze what?

No more boys or girls? America’s oldest medical journal says birth certificate sex designations ‘HARMFUL for trans’ and must be ABOLISHED.

In California, Christmas caroling is now punishable by 25 years in prison, as it’s detrimental to the public health. In addition to being a potential super-spreader of COVID, Governor Gavin Newsom says he “hates singing” and wishes people would just “cut it out with all the jolliness and joy.”

Canadian government told to change the name of the Trans Canada Highway. Its just not inclusive enough.

I got arrested for driving a Trans-Am…the car  that is.

STASI anyone? ‘Tis the season for snitching? UK home secretary encourages people to dob in neighbours for breaking Covid Christmas rule.

I got to get out of this place.

SJ…Out

 

 

 

I Can’t Make This Stuff Up.

Insanity

An LGBT activist has called for ALL children to be put on puberty blockers until a decision is made as to what gender they are going to be.

Yes, really.

Zachary Antolak began as a gay man but now identifies as a lesbian woman named Zinnia Jones and is in a polyamorous relationship with another lesbian named Heather and a ‘trans woman’ named Penny.

What better example of obvious mental stability to decide which chemicals to bombard your children with?

But, in Nice Canada, we go one better:

Canada to standardize key gender, diversity terms to advance representation goals for businesses, non-profits:

Canada to standardize key gender, diversity terms to advance representation goals for businesses, non-profits

The Standards Council of Canada (SCC) is seeking a consultant to officially standardize the definition of words on the topic of gender and diversity.

A Request for Proposal (RFP) was posted by the SCC earlier this week in support of the Government of Canada’s 50 – 30 Challenge, which strives to “increase corporate diversity” by increasing “representation” on the boards of Canadian organizations:

The 50 – 30 Challenge asks that organizations aspire to two goals:

  1. Gender parity (“50%”) on Canadian board(s) and senior management; and
  2. Significant representation (“30%”) on Canadian board(s) and senior management of other under-represented groups, including racialized persons, people living with disabilities (including invisible and episodic disabilities) and members of the LGBTQ2 community. The program and participants recognize that First Nations, Inuit and Métis peoples as founding peoples of Canada are under-represented in positions of economic influence and leadership.

Before gender parity and diversity goals can be achieved, “key terms” must be standardized and officially defined.

Code for Whitey need not apply. Can’t they see the discrimination inherent in this policy?

Sign me up as I am a lesbian trapped in a man’s body. I need help I tells ya.

Oh yeah, and send me money.

Wow, whoa.

SJ…Out