Nawiliwili

A short excerpt from the book I am currently working on:

 

The water was warm and salty, stinging the eyes while drying the mouth with the salt laced water ingress. Deep, deep blue it was and I could see below well into the depths. There the water’s blue became darker and darker until nothing could be made out at all. All at once all I could thing of was that a wayward shark or barracuda, mystified and attracted to my pearly white torso, would make themselves known to me by a menacing dorsal fin breaking the surface of the water and coming directly for me. Give your head a shake Jim, for cripes sake. Yet it did put the fear of mortality into my very being and made me swim just a wee bit faster. Before long I caught up to Nina and arrived safe and sound, and in one piece at the wharf. We found a ladder and climbed up about ten feet to the top with the old weathered wooden planks that made up the surface of the pier. We sat there for a while close to a bollard, caught our breaths but said nothing. Nina looked at me, smiled a sweet, sweet smile but remained silent. I could detect a small but distinct tinge in my chest as I looked into her deep blue eyes. She smiled at me again. Her body glistened with the salt water droplets that covered her exposed skin in this afternoon tropical sun, soon to evaporate. Across and to the west of us lay Akaru among a few other boats and to the west of that rose the tall, green hills that marked the western fringe of Nawiliwili. It was beautiful. Nina was beautiful. All was right with the world.

“Y’know all I could think about swimming over here was that some big ugly shark had its sights on me.”

“Thanks for that” Nina said. “I’ll remember that on the way back.”

She laughed at me. “Sharks?” Her hand touched my forearm. I could sense that a connection was brewing between us. She smiled again. Looking out across the water, her blond hair looking much darker now as it hung in a matted wet cluster down to her shoulders. Cleansed and clean by our salted bath. She squinted, and then held her right hand over her eyes shielding them from the glare of the tropical sun. Her body had the colour of a light brown tan. Healthy and strikingly attractive. Her tan highlighted her looks and her youthful charm.

“That felt great.” she said. “We’ll have to get back soon though. I think I heard Nigel talking about going into Lihue for dinner.”

I followed her gaze. I could see Nigel placing a ladder over the side.  For our benefit I guess. Angie was still tanning herself on the foredeck.

After a few minutes, Nina, without forewarning, dove off the pier and into the water, heading back. I followed suit. In a few minutes time we were back at Akaru. Up a wobbly ladder, a “Jacob’s Ladder” I was told, and into the cockpit. “Welcome back” Nigel said. How was it?”

“Except for the sharks, not a bad swim” Nina said, as she looked at me then laughed.

We did go into Lihue that evening. Somehow we got ashore in our small dingy. Nigel had to make two trips – first with the girls then back for me. We walked the short distance into town and had dinner at some greasy mom and pop joint. Not very Hawaiian or tropical I would say. Nigel had his eye on Angie but she didn’t reciprocate his advances. Nina flirted with me the whole time but my pathological shyness and inability to interpret her womanly ways almost sabotaged those effort. After, we all just chilled and roamed around Lihue, a sleepy hollow of a place. Not much going on. There were some poster signs around town advertising the latest surfing movie or documentary, a very popular sport in Hawaii. Almost Warren Miller style short films but centered around the surfing world and not skiing. Soon, just after dusk we headed back.


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SJ…Out

 

Just Ask Yourself

Don’t ya just love the Liberals as they spend our money so liberally:

Canadian parliamentary system? In reality it is an elected dictatorship.

We’re all in this together? Oh really? Most medical bureaucrats in Canada make between $250-400K per years. One dude in Ottawa received an increase of $110,000 in Covid 2020.

We should change our timelines to read BC19 and C19E: Before Covid 19 and Covid 19 Era.

Love this from Brian Lilley: Canadians are living under a Doctatorship as most provincial medical officers, unelected by the way, are calling all of the shots in evert province: economic, cultural, mental and physical health and basic human rights. Who needs an expensive government.

Hi ho Silver…away….with you.

Who is that masked man? Arrest him as his mask is not covering his nose and mouth. On another note:

At American Thinker, Spike Hampson applies a simple test. He compares the combined covid death rates of the ten states that have never had mask mandates with the combined death rates of the 40 states that do have mask mandates. The result:

States with a mask mandate: 13.0 deaths per 10,000 population.

States with no mask mandate: 12.6 deaths per 10,000 population.

But maybe the problem is that some states waited too long to impose a mask mandate. So Hampson tried another test: the ten states that have never had mask mandates vs. the ten states that imposed such mandates the earliest. The result:

[T]he “bottom ten” outperform the “top ten” by a small but noteworthy margin (12.6 deaths per 10,000 versus 13.3 deaths per 10,000).

Do masks kill people? Probably not, but they certainly don’t appear to do any good. Of course, mask advocates could argue that the states that imposed mandates did so because they had more covid than the states that didn’t, and their numbers would be even worse but for the wearing of masks. That hypothesis could be tested, but given the pretty much universal spread of the Wuhan virus, it lacks any plausibility.

The best we can say for masks is that they probably don’t do much harm. Shutdowns are worse–equally ineffective, but with catastrophic consequences, especially for our young people. Other than Operation Warp Speed, our entire response to the covid epidemic has been a fiasco.

And yet we continue to place our trust in unelected, unaccountable, highly paid medical bureaucrats.

Yes, we are all in this together.

Aren’t we Canadians.? Huh? Well, aren’t we?

Say it all together now….COVID 19…..COVID 19….Masks are good…

Say it…C’mon now Canadians.

Just once in a lifetime…………..THINK for yourself and keep telling yourself.

It’s the same as it ever was………………………stop kidding yourself.

SJ….Out

Corona-phobia

A year ago Trump was criticized to the hilt for referring to the Coronavirus as the Chinese Virus. Even though the virus originated from Wuhan China, he was branded a racist by the Liberal progressive media.

Flash forward one year to a Liberal progressive President:

On the NBC News variant tracker, readers can see states where variants, including the “U.K. variant,” the “Brazilian variant,” and the “South African variant,” are spreading.

Other outlets are also now reporting on a “California variant,” and “New York variant,” linking new mutations of the Chinese coronavirus with the location associated with their origin.

The new variant names can be seen across the entire corporate media landscape, used acceptedly without the allegation of racism attached by the leftist who made viral terminology about race in the first place.

It’s common practice, of course, to name new diseases after associated places or people. There’s the German Measles, West Nile Virus, Guinea Worm, Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever, Lyme Disease, Ross River Fever, Omsk Hemorrhagic Fever, Ebola Hemorrhagic Fever, Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (MERS), Valley Fever, Marburg Virus Disease, Norovirus, Zika Fever, Japanese Encephalitis, Spanish Flu, Lassa Fever, and Legionnaire’s Disease, to a name few.

Hmmmm…………………………no comment.

Here’s a new one….Biophobia…the fear of being a biological male or female.

I am a Corona-phobian as I have the fear of catching Covid after drinking a case of Corona. A 24 vice a 19.

Have a beer Virus…er Iris.

I burned out my 8 track out playing Grand Funk’s “Red Album.” To a 19 / 20 year old driving a 1964 Impala this music was awesome. Drove from Toronto to Vancouver and back twice in that car back in 1971-listening to Grand Funk…loud.

Have a great weekend. Read ya Monday.

SJ…Out

 

 

 

 

Who Gives A Flying….

You know things are screwy when a house cleaning service pulls up in an $80,000 Mercedes SUV.

My house cleaner is talking about her stock portfolio. Time to bail.

The Toronto Star is also affectionately known as the Red Star of the Morning, Canadian Pravda.

CFL wants to merge with the Rock’s XFL. Say goodbye to the CFL. “Guys, 3 down football will not make it in the US. You have tried this before. It doesn’t work.” Perhaps a name change from the CFL to “Summer Slam” will work. It will bring in all those old grannies out there.

Without an injection, if Covid continues, the CFL will die.

I wish they would go back to the Corona Virus 24 vice Covid 19. Would that be cans or bottles? Coronus Virus 24 has a nice taste to it, don’t ya think?

Love this:

“It’s bad for both of us”: El Salvador president criticizes high level of immigration from Latin America to U.S.

“We have nobody to work the cocaine labs.” Boo Hoo.

Are we a fooked up society or what?

BREAKING: Former President of Drag Queen Story Hour Foundation and Children’s Court Judge Arrested on Seven Counts of Child Porn.

Roman’s was right.

Canada joins Britain, France in combatting cancel culture ‘coming from the United States’ Quebec is ticked off because it isn’t in French.

Y’know, Finland tried the Universal Basic Income Plan that all the socialists rave about, for 6 months but had to cancel it as they couldn’t find anyone to work the program.

Wonder how long this will last: David Foster 71 and new wife Katherine McPhee (I have lost count) welcome their new baby boy.

You know as we get older we lose patience and David you’re a grampy old man now. Give it a rest. I give this one less than a year. Foster’s alimony payments and child support payments are bigger than some country’s GDP.

America’s first couple:

a man wearing sunglasses and a hat: Instagram

You don’t say Beyonce: “I Just want to give a shout out to my child Blue Ivy.” She may have talent but Beyonce’s naming conventions suck. Poor kid.

There are two things that I love to do as they make me laugh out loud: reading the letters to the editor and watching the Grammy’s.

French dance duo Justice have sent a cease-and-desist notice to Justin Bieber over the singer’s upcoming album Justice and what they claim is its use of Justice’s trademarked “cross” logo.

There is no mention that the album sucks.

And finally this, from my: “This Is News Why?” file comes this latest bit of fluff.

Kim Kardashian Just Gushed Over This Candy That Fits Into Her Diet.

I think I will start a new file called: Who Gives A Flying F^%K File.

Speaking of sugar:

https://youtu.be/JywK_5bT8z0

Did ya know that Andy Kim – from Montreal, sings this?

SJ…………….Out

Can Ya Spare A Dime

Antarctica?

21st century decision making:

“It’s melting, it’s melting not, it’s melting, it’s melting not, it’s melting, its melting not…”…so says the UN decision making panel on climate change.

What’s worse than having ants in your pants?…Uncles…

They are wrong at every level, every single dire prediction has been wrong yet people still believe this shyte. What you may ask? Climate Change? The end is Nye so says the science guy? No…no…no:

The Toronto Maple Leafs winning the Stanley Cup any time soon.

That’s what.

21st Century Charity: “Hey buddy can you spare me some change?”

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Sorry Dude:

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“But here,,,have some Culture Change…Climate Change…Culture Change…Climate Change…Culture Change…Climate Change.”

“Bite my Bitcoin….” the dog responded. “Ah life used to be so easy.”

Fact. Steven Colbert is not funny.

MEghan Markle? She is the definitive first world problem…poor me!

But hey it’s only money: Canada has spent more money on this pandemic than the country did during World War II. Canadians are so smug. They criticized and laughed at Greece for their massive debt a few years back. Well, guess what? Canada’s debt to GDP surpassed Greece at its worse. It is now about 353%.

More nutzoid stuff:

Another 1st world problem: Harvard’s plan to block out the sun is a great idea…so says Bill Gates.

So was this…so says Nimrod.

See the source imageA condo in downtown Toronto.

What we need are more George Floyd Squares…so says Biden:

Latest Minneapolis real estate ad:

“Rather than a place for peaceful co-existence, George Floyd Square and its no-go status with the police has become a war zone — and not just the square itself, but the surrounding neighborhood as well.”

Democratic response to southern border crisis….please, please…”Don’t Come Over”…so says Biden…so says 13,000 illegal unaccompanied children.

Why Newsom is being recalled: California teachers’ unions discussing using COVID relief money for teacher bonuses, trips to Hawaii…

Fact: Canada is boring…so says…there!

Proof that the world is going nutzoid:

Dr. Seuss cancelled but Joseph Goebbels’ mansion proposed as a vegan-friendly commune for artists and immigrants.

Canada’s crazy housing market:

Will probably sell for over a million dollars.

The more things change….

Don’t think it can’t happen again?…says WHO.

SJ…Out