Month: November 2023

Handy – Capped

A federal agency proposes to build an underground Senate parkade at the cost of $1 million a spot, a committee was told yesterday. One Senator called it an outrageous expense from the same agency that built an $8 million solar-powered warehouse at Rideau Hall: “There would be inflation. That was really a rough estimate.”

Don’t you worry though, it’s a federal agency so you can expect that $1M cost per parking spot to inflate 10 fold. Hey it’s the Canadian Trudeau way. Incompetence! So says a Liberal Senator. Bring it on. Just for us senior Senators who are all intellectually handicapped. Hey, the sign says so.

Lefty definition of a peaceful protest:

“Mostly Peaceful ‘Ceasefire’ Protester Arrested for Punching Female Officer in the Face.”

Nice

Just like a news reporter in 2020 saying that the protests were not violent:

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Nicer

Warning: standard millennial intellectual language and grammar.

Nicest

The state of our society today where right is wrong, wrong is right, left is right, right is left, up is down, down is up, good is evil, evil is good, amorality is moral, moral is amorality. “And they shall turn themselves over to a debauched mind.”

Time to do another Camino.

Trudeau finally shows his true colours. Go to minute 5:03 until 6:50:

 

I wonder how we can rid ourselves of government incompetence. Elections?

Provincial and federal financial support for electric vehicle battery production (in Canada) will cost $5.8 billion more than government projections due to tax treatment of subsidies.

So this:

An EV charging sign on a parking space.

Becomes this:

Let the market decide.

“He’s a real nowhere man living in his nowhere land.”

I’ll let you decide who this song may be referring to.

Have a great Navy day. Not Canadian as our Navy doesn’t exist anymore.

Life’s tough.

When you’re stupid it’s horrendous!

 

 

 

 

Climate Catastrophe Or Skullduggery

Love it:

Over the weekend a “transnational committee” finalized plans for a “Loss and Damage Fund” that was agreed to at last year’s UN Climate Change Conference, COP27, in Egypt. It was dubbed the “Flagship Achievement” of that meeting.  

The plan is to send billions of dollars to poor nations to compensate them for climate-change damages, which were supposedly caused by your internal combustion engine, your home central heating, and your appreciation for steaks.

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Yessssss. Bring it on. I need more medals and I love Rib-Eyes. Medium if you please.

Love it more:

Even Feds Won’t Buy Electric

Canadian Federal departments are avoiding electric cars as too costly, says a federal report. The finding follows in-house research by the Department of Natural Resources that most drivers are also reluctant to buy zero emission vehicles: “Electric vehicles and the infrastructure obviously are an important part of addressing the climate crisis.” 

Or could it be:

Trailer Full Of Teslas Bursts Into Flames In Nevada And Nobody Knows WhyTeslas being delivered to the Canadian Department of the Environment.

Love this even more:

Canada and other major fossil-fuel-producing countries are failing to meet targets to keep global warming in check. Countries are planning to produce 110 per cent more fossil fuels in 2030 than is consistent with keeping global warming to 1.5 C above pre-industrial levels, and 69 per cent more fossil fuels than what’s in line with a 2 C target.

“These plans throw the global energy transition into question. They throw humanity’s future into question. Governments must stop saying one thing and doing another, especially as it relates to the production and consumption of fossil fuels,” wrote Inger Andersen, executive director of the United Nations Environment Programme, in a foreword to the report.

But…but politicians are adept at talking from both sides of their mouth.  Think about this. How arrogant to think that we can control the climate to such an extent as a variable such as 1.5 degrees Celsius. But it doesn’t matter because the UN says “the world is going to end by 2030….unless we can have one world government controlled by us.”

Canada’s plan is underwater:

Federal emissions reduction plan still coming up short: environment commissioner

Are we that stupid? I guess we are. The UN will destroy us. Time to get out. Think of all the money we have wasted on the UN’s skullduggery.

No one can control the climate.

“A liar and a con man…” just like the UN.

Not even me!

Love it.

 

Mad World

This just in from Toronto Canada:

Author comes out as transgender man after his wife came out as trans woman – and pair, who have a trans daughter, now live in a four-way open relationship with their trans lovers.

Well, its complicated….EH!

And to further complicate matters they drive a Trans-Am and want to do a Trans Canada road trip.

It’s transitory though, they say…EH!!

No shyte

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Methane Breaking News:

War on Meat: Study Suggests Cigarette-style Climate Warning Labels to Cut Down Meat Consumption

Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy a hamburger, a new study from Durham University in the U.K. suggests that cigarette-style graphic warning labels depicting the worst effects of so-called climate change might encourage citizens to consume less meat, which the researchers claim will “improve public health and reduce the UK’s carbon footprint.”

They want us on a vegetarian based diet. Do you know what happens when you eat only plant based foods like broccoli? This:

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That should be a warning label on the danger of eating too much veggies.

That will definitely contribute to Global Warming….so eat that Rib Eye!

On hearing the news of this, the stock price of “Beano” skyrocketed.

No shyte. Yes shyte, and lots of it.

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Speaking of shyte, a typical Trudeau-ism. Say what?

Federal managers paid almost $700,000 to consultants for tips on how to save money on…consultants. “This is about smarter not smaller government,” said Treasury Board President Anita Anand: “This is not about doing more with less.”

No, this is about doing less with more.

The report came in….the report came in….the report came in….the report came in…Everyone had a blank look on their face.

But, after all:

“A consultant is someone who is adept at making the simple, complex.”

No Shyte Mr. Shyster.

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The Canadian way:

How to keep a progressive away from your neighborhood (insert lefty progressive where is says Californian).

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-ways-to-scare-off-californians-looking-to-move-into-your-neighborhood?

https://youtu.be/4N3N1MlvVc4?list=RD4N3N1MlvVc4

It doesn’t have to be.

We need strong leadership

Worldwide

Lest We Forget: Vimy Ridge

Vimy Ridge defined Canada as a nation. Here is a poem I wrote in honour of that great battle and the men who fell there.

 

09 April 2017

100th Anniversary of the Battle for Vimy Ridge

Canada’s Birth by Fire

 

 

 

The Ridge

Reflection’s wise. Its true insight flies

Throughout our minds and forever binds us

To eternal life that is devoid of strife

Just peaceful thoughts, not restless, nor caught

Into that web of war to tread

Not normalcy! Pure madness bred our way to be

Yet as one we brand an ancestral land

As our spirits rise to embrace God’s sky

And shed away our fears.

 –

Our thoughts of home as our mothers roam

Among our graves, their faces brave

To the sadness here of men with fear

Yet for our nation’s prayers we died out there

For a home sweet home, dear Canada

That knowledge bears a passion… flares

Within our hearts, to love; to shove

Our fears aside and run in stride

To get away from there

– 

Over top we’d go in whistled throes

That plundered us within gun sight foes

Such madness…crushed, our brothers flush

With abject fear with those guns so near

We’d pray in silence for our leader’s guidance

For in them we trust and as Canucks we thrust

So far ahead though we walked with dread

With the barrage we shudder, our blanket cover

Oh God we’re scared.

– 

The earth it shakes… please mothers take us

Into your arms and away from harm

We’d fall in silence…no pride in violence

We looked ahead for behind ’s our dead

Their faces seared, no longer feared

Just a darkness now with thoughts that bow

To a light that’s gone, forever done

For now it seems our passion stream

Is ebbing some for our time has come

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We fought for glory, each life a story

With silent breath we faced cruel death

Our youthful brash ‘gainst madness, crashed

Into the mud, the cold, the blood

That Ridge has been a horror scene

A Ridge that bears our lives and shares

Blood curdling chills, then silence… killed

And down we go with our cries now still

Just silent prayers to loved ones shared…so far from there

 –

The death knell rings for our lives and brings

A peace you share from that Ridge out there

Is a peace we paved to our silent graves

And a peace we share in God’s love’s lair

We were men of arms, a brotherhood

And beyond that Ridge, your nationhood

With souls set free our spirits now see

Just peaceful lands and a national brand…your nation‘s free!

Yet horrendous loss this madness cost…Canadians!

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Please…remember us

Here is the anthem that those men fought under:

Combined with this:

And today:

Never forget and never let wokeness scuttle our great heritage.

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SJ….Out