It’s a Gas,Gas,Gas

From SDA: Strange to watch the supposedly non-partisan leader of Canada’s civil service say that there was non “undue” or “inappropriate” pressure on the attorney general to give a sweetheart deal to SNC-Lavalin but he doesn’t deny there was pressure, or no pressure or inappropriate pressure.

Just more typical Liberal obfuscation here.

No,no,no this is an “undue pressure” dude;

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Meanwhile, back in the House of Cards…er Commons:

a person standing in front of a crowd of people: Trudeau is embraced by Wilson-Raybould after delivering a speech on the recognition and implementation of Indigenous rights on Parliament Hill in Ottawa on Wednesday, Feb. 14, 2018. (THE CANADIAN PRESS/Justin Tang)

“Your place or mine Truedy!”


I thought Alexandra Occsionally Cortez But Generally Wacko was an American, not a Brit:

“New homes should be banned from connecting to the gas grid within six years to tackle climate change, UK government advisers say.
 
“They want new-build homes in the countryside to be warmed by heat pumps – and cooking done on induction nobs, rather than using gas boilers and hobs.”

Will that be nobs or hobs?

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In cities, new housing estates and flats should be kept warm by networks of hot  air… says the report.
 
The water could be heated by waste heat from industry. As in Gutter Oil!


 
An alternative approach is to use heat pumps, which draw warmth from the sea or lakes; or burn gas from waste.

A Brit Heat Pump

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The high pressure, gas caloric input is awesome.

Oh, I know, let’s use Greenhouse Gasses to heat our homes. Plenty of that around. And it’s natural.

Greeenies and Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Wacko can’t argue with that!


Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ…………………………………..Out.

Food for Thought

Love this. Thanks to Maggie’s farm.

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags are not good for the environment.

The woman apologized to the young girl and explained, “We didn’t have this ‘green thing’ back in my earlier days.”

The young clerk responded, “That’s our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations.”

The older lady said that she was right — our generation didn’t have the “green thing” in its day. The older lady went on to explain:

“Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled. But we didn’t have the “green thing” back in our day.

“Grocery stores bagged our groceries in brown paper bags that we reused for numerous things. Most memorable besides household garbage bags was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our school books. This was to ensure that public property (the books provided for our use by the school) was not defaced by our scribblings. Then we were able to personalize our books on the brown paper bags. But, too bad we didn’t do the “green thing” back then.

“We walked up stairs because we didn’t have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn’t climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks. But she was right. We didn’t have the “green thing” in our day.

“Back then we washed the baby’s diapers because we didn’t have the throw away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy-gobbling machine burning up 220 volts. Wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that young lady is right; we didn’t have the “green thing” back in our day.

“Back then we had one TV, or radio, in the house — not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana. In the kitchen we blended and stirred by hand because we didn’t have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, we didn’t fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn’t need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she’s right; we didn’t have the “green thing” back then.

“We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blade in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But we didn’t have the “green thing” back then.

Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service in the family’s $45,000 SUV or van, which cost what a whole house did before the “green thing.” We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn’t need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 23,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest burger joint.

“But isn’t it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn’t have the “green thing” back then?”

There is nothing new or innovative about this so called Green Movement!

Now let’s talk about my generation:

Just read that Peter Tork of the Monkees died yesterday of a rare form of Cancer. He was 77.  Almost nothing said about this by the media.  Sad! The Monkees were Hollywood’s answer to the Beatles. Pretty delusional on their part, however, they did put out an impressive string of hits in their short musical lifecycle.

Here is one:

Peter is playing the keyboard in this video. He normally played bass and with Michael Nesmith on guitar, was one of the only true musicians of the group. He also played the comedic foil to the rest of the group on the TV series. David Jones, the lead vocalist, died in 2012. Like the Beatles, only two left.

R.I.P Peter Tork.

 

Have a great weekend. Read ya Monday.

 

SJ………………………………………………Out

 

 

Hate Crime.

Just heard about this. Ties in nicely with yesterday’s post:

Ice fishermen run over by truck on Sand Lake, according to family

On Saturday, Josh Strugnell and Jordan Lambert filled Strugnell’s Honda Civic with all of their ice fishing equipment for a night out on the ice at Sand Lake.

As midnight passed, Strugnell says the two friends remained in their individual ice fishing tents in the hopes of a late-night catch before turning in. Then something unexpected happened.

“A truck came flying into our tents and I don’t really know what happened next,” Strugnell said, as he doused his joint.

“Man that is wicked weed. What a fantastical dream I just had.”

a man wearing a hatHis two fishin buds nodded in agreement:

See the source imageDoh.                                            True blue Canucks in their truck. Better stick with his beer buds!

“Y’know. Ice fishin is a really safe activity but ya gotta remain focused on what you’re doing out here, y’know what I mean eh?  I mean ya gotta be aware of what’s happening around ya.”

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Jussie Smullett’s hate crime turns out to be a hoax. He may be indicted for his bogus hate crime which in turn could be construed as a hate crime in hate itself. But what I really hate about this is that he allegedly hired two Nigerian scammers – is there any other kind – to perpetrate the hate action again a black, gay hateful actor. Except it wasn’t true. It was all staged as only an actor can do. Don’t ya just hate it when a plan falls apart?

“I hate whitey.”

Which got me to thinking about crime in general. When you think about it all crime is really hate crime.

“Why did you rob that bank?” the apprehended white dude was asked.

“Well I hate being poor.” the robber responded, and

“I hate working for a living, and

“I hate banks, and

“I hate getting up so early in the morning, and

“I hate Canadian winters, and

“I hate ice fishing…so there” as they whisked him away.


Would you like fries with that?

Seems that Macdonald’s employees have been fighting for the $15 bucks an hour minimum wage. Unintentedly (sic), the installation of ordering kiosks nation wide has suddenly popped up. “Don’t ya just hate this shyte” one employee was heard to say as he was being shown the door. “I think I may come back and do something nasty. I hate Macdonald’s. It’s a crime what they’re doing to us. I hate them!

“What are ya goin to do now?” he was asked

“I think I’m goin to apply for a job in the Post Office.”

Hmmmmmm.


An irate driver had this to say when he was pulled over for a traffic violation.

“I hate radar I tells ya. I hate it. In fact I hate this whole gall darn poh-lice department. Hate these traffic cops. I hate doing the speed limit. Hate it, hate it, hate it” he yelled in a road rage.

A woman who was caught shop lifting had this to say when she was apprehended and asked why she did it.

“I hate shopping here.” was all she could mutter. “I shop…I lift…I just hate paying is all.”

When you peel off the layers, all crime is really hate crime.

I hate everything!

George Strait: All my Exes live in Texas and that is why I hang my hat in Tennessee.

 

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ………………………………………..Out.

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

Canadian Winters

Only in Canada you say?…..

Ice fishing? Great Canadian winter pastime.

See the source imageIt’s a beautiful morning!

“Hey Hoser. A great day for ice fishin. I just caught 50 pounds of ice! Gotta get er to market by!”

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Canadian ice fishing ingenuity!

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Ice Fishin Fashionista or a Canadian hoser?

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Canadian ice pot!

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Smokin!

Better than ice wine.  Only in Canada do people drink ice wine and smoke ice pot!

Only in Canada: bad “ice fishin” day at the lake.

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Why are Canadians in such a bad mood these days?  Oh, I don’t know:

See the source imageThe 401 in Toronto maybe?

Or could it be a Canadian winter interlude perhaps?

See the source image“I moose you sweetie” We takes what we can get.

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Snow flurries in Canada!

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Enjoy the winter

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It’s ccccold out here!

A great Canadian winter song by a great Canadian band.

See. Ole Randy Bachman ‘s freezing.

 

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ…………………………………………..Out

Parody and Other Stuff

 

It’s what Stalin would have done?

And the worse part is that I’m (Bruno Ganz) not even German, I’m Swiss!

Priceless!


Canadian tourists trapped in Haiti.

Why on earth would any Canadian, or any tourist, visit Haiti?

Happy Hour in Port au Prince:

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See the source imageC’mon in, the water is fine!

Hey but we’re Canadians so we know better than those nasty Americans. That’s why we go – literally and figuratively. After all, we Canadians are the smuggest people on the planet – don’t ya know.

See the source image           Honey, did ya bring the Keopectate? See, he’s smiling, maybe laughing even. I gotta go!

And the UN is sooooo focused on Climate Change and one world government!…Geesh


Why does the Trudeau Government want so desperately to defend SNC Lavelin?

Like Bombardier they are just “Too French to Fail”

And they’re not from Alberta!


The problem with today’s “everything is offensive” society:

“Knitting? Its just sooooo white. Let’s hope it gets better.””

On January 7, Karen Templer, a knitting designer and owner of the online store Fringe Association, published an innocuous blog post on her website entitled “2019: My Year of Colour,” in which she enthused about her forthcoming trip to India.

“I’ve wanted to go to India for as long as I can remember. I’ve a lifelong obsession with the literature and history of the continent. Photos of India fill me with longing like no other place. One of my closest friends [when I was 12] and her family had offered back then that if I ever wanted to go with them on one of their trips, I could. To a suburban midwestern teenager with a severe anxiety disorder, that was like being offered a seat on a flight to Mars. … Then about six weeks ago, the opportunity presented itself—a chance to go with a friend who’s been. … I said yes. And I felt like the top of my head was going to fly off, I was so indescribably excited. Within 48 hours, three of those friends of mine who are so much better travelers than me—but who are all equally humbled at the idea of actually going to India—also said yes. There has hardly been a single day since that I haven’t said in disbelief, either in my head or out loud, I’m going to India.”

Not so with those Social Justice Wankers”

“Karen, I’d ask you to re-read what you wrote and think about how your words feed into a colonial/imperialist mindset toward India and other non-Western countries. Multiple times you compare the idea of going to India to the idea of going to another planet—how do you think a person from India would feel to hear that?

Instead of asking your Indian friends to perform more emotional labor for you and assuage your white women’s tears, maybe do some reflection on how your equation of India with an alien world reinforces an “other” mindset that is at the core of imperialism and colonialism.”

Are we in trouble as a society?

But the slippery slope here is that when everything is offensive, nothing is offensive anymore.


Love this:

Dr Susan Block. “Dr Suzy” is the founder and director of the Dr Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts & Scien”ces. 

“Dr Suzy, our high priestess of the erotic arts and sciences, promptly informs us,   

Trump’s campaign and presidency has created a type of PTSD — what I call “Post-Trump Sex Disorder.” Trump has created feelings of fear, loathing, and nausea. People just don’t want to have sex.

Dr Suzy’s pronouncements are varied and numerous, though her train of thought is, it has to be said, not the easiest to follow:

The news media is part of the problem as well. The news is full of stories about bad sex. They don’t really like to talk about good sex. When you have this media obsession with bad sex with the usual “all American” war worship and racism, as well as economic disparities and the way that corporations are in control, it really sucks (Freudian slip??) the life out of a person. “

I’ll say it does. Next time my wife says: “Honey I have a headache” I’ll know exactly why!

It is Trump’s fault as everything wrong about this planet is Trump’s fault.

It is?

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In honour of Bruno Ganz. May you Rest in Peace Bruno. Any parody of Hitler will never be the same without you.

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ…………………………………….Out…………………………………Dot de dot dot.