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No More Winters

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Remember this? No more winters, no more snow-oh, no more miserable winter row..oads… No more snow days…. damn.

Just kidding suckers!

In reality…..

Image result for pics of april winter storms in CanadaGot that right buddy…April 2018

Canada, January 108th, 2018 (thxs to SDA)

And here in Mill Bay?

See the source imageBear Mountain, 9th green.

Sorry guys east of the Rockies.

But the main point here is nobody can predict what is going to occur weather wise tomorrow let alone 100 years from now. But that is the whole point of this Climate Change fraud. How can you challenge these bizarre predictions of doom and gloom given none of us will be alive in 2100? You can’t and they know it that is why they are getting their way with this nonsense.

To the tune of Alice Coopers “Schools Out”

“No more winters, no more sno..oh. No more bull shit, that the UN blow..oh’s.” 

The most dangerous organizational threat to man…oops…peoplekind in an Orwellian manner is the UN. This is their ultimate goal:

Check this out at the 1 minute mark…..our future if we allow for it!

And after all that doom and gloom nonsense. BTW Metropolis was shot in 1927! Unbelievable.

Joke of the day. From a good friend:

“Young lad from Parrsboro, Nova Scotia goes off to University; but halfway through the first semester, he foolishly has squandered all of his money.

He calls home. ‘Dad,’ he says, ‘you won’t believe what modern education is developing. They actually have a program here in Antigonish that could teach our dog “Jiggy” how to talk.’

‘That’s amazing!’ his Dad says ‘How do I get Jiggy in that program?’

‘Just send him in here with $1,200,’ the young lad says, ‘I’ll get him in the course.’

So, his father sends the dog “Jiggy”, and $1,200.

About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The young lad calls home.

‘So how’s Jiggy doing, son?’ his father wants to know.

‘Awesome! Dad, he’s talking up a storm. But you just won’t believe this. They’ve had such good results with talking; they’ve begun to teach the animals how to read … ‘

‘Read?!’ exclaims his father. ‘No kidding! How do we get our Jiggy in that program?’

‘Just send $2,300. I’ll get him in the class for sure.’

The money promptly arrives. But, our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk nor read. So, he shoots the dog.

When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.

‘Where’s my Jiggy? I just can’t wait to talk with him and see him read something!’

‘Dad,’ the young lad says; ‘I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Jiggy was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Cape Breton Post. Then he suddenly turned to me and asked, ‘So, is your Dad still messing around with that little redhead, working in the bakery at the grocery store?”

The father groans and whispers, ‘I hope you shot that son of a bitch, before he talks to your Mother!’

‘I sure did, Dad!’

‘That’s my boy!’

The son goes on to become a successful lawyer and then a Liberal Member of Parliament.”

Song of the day: December by Collective Soul

SJ………………………………….Out

Red, Red BC Wine

Countdown to Vezelay: 106 sleeps to go!

See the source imageHey, check out the book Kurofune. Just click on the link at the top right of this page.

Premier of Alberta, Rachel Notley, has threatened to turn off the gas tap to British Columbia if BC’s John Horgan refuses to budge on his stance to stop the building of the Trans Mountain Pipe line. Response of your typical BC resident:

See the source imageBring it on baby. We have lots of this stuff. We don’t need your gas Notley. Can’t drink it anyway.

See the source imageHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

How I love la-la land. And don’t worry Notley. We have this:

Image result for pics of flinstone carsSo there! Horgan was apt to respond.

It’s The World I Know:  “What if dating multiple people, sometimes at once, isn’t avoiding reality but rewriting it in your image?” sad statement of affairs – this me,me it’s all about me generation talk. Come talk to me when you’re in your 40’s, still single and lonely……Geesh.

So inviting, so sexy my wife said, having one of these:

Elephant Man

So now they have come up with this CPAP device.

Looks like a sweat band to me! Tennis anyone?

$128 bucks for a Nike Sweat Band? Are they kidding me.

“Night Court” star Harry Anderson dead at 65. I always liked this guy. Sad and too young to go.

This just in: Obama’s new car is breathtaking:

Image result for pics of fluintstone type carsWow, great on gas when going downhill.           Just like his legacy.

The Canadian embassy in Cuba is now considered as dangerous as the missions in Afghanistan, Iraq and Lebanon, and officials are clawing back rules that let diplomats posted there bring their family with them as the mysterious case of unexplained symptoms experienced by staff there gets even more bizarre.

It’s the “Salsa” Trudeau remarked. No story here, move on!

Image result for Pics of trudeay dancing in indiaWow…..boogie!

North and South Korea reportedly set to announce official end to war

It’s all Trumps fault I tell ya. It’s madness. Impeach the bastard right away. Obama surely deserves another Nobel Peace Prize for all of the work he has done to bring this about.

Then again, can anyone who looks and acts like this, really be trusted?

See the source imageAnd what about them hats? Scary!

That’s all for today:

Song of the day in deference to BC politics and leadership:

SJ……………………………….Out.

School’s Out

Countdown to Vezelay: 107 more sleeps.

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According to the UK Press, this is the dish Kate Middleton loves to cook:

Image result for pics of kraft dinnerYesss!

Beginning to like her more and more.

Another UK Nugget. Only the Brits could come up with a headline like this one:

It’s a male copper by the way! Love those Brit tabloids.

How’s that Climate Change thingy doing for ya? Remember that Alice Cooper song? No more winters, no more snow!

a tree in the snow: Crews work to remove a fallen tree on Southwood Drive in Toronto during an ice storm that hit parts of Ontario on the weekend.Toronto Ice Storm (almost May)

From the “It’s always someone else’s fault” file comes this:

With (Canadian) household debt now at a record 171 per cent of average annual disposable income, the country faces the risk of a much worse sort of housing downturn: The kind caused by defaulting borrowers, leading to financially troubled banks, and inevitably, a recession.

But hey, its the government’s fault.  Look in the mirror buddy.

For all those Canadians in massive debt here is the “Joke of the week:”

The Jewish Tie Salesman
The Jewish Tie Salesman
 
A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
 
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack – selling ties.
 
The Taliban terrorist asked, “Do you have water?”
 
The Jewish man replied, “I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?  They are only $5.”
 
The Taliban shouted hysterically, “Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an over-priced western adornment. I spit on your ties. I need water!
 
“Sorry, I have none, just ties – pure silk, and only $5.”
 
“Pahh! A curse on your ties! I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you but . . . I must conserve my energy and find water!”
 
“Okay,” said the little old Jewish man. It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me,*or *that you hate me, threaten my life, and call me infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need. Go In Peace.”
 
Cursing him again, the desperate Taliban staggered away, over the hill.
 
Several hours later, he crawled back, almost dead, and gasped,  “They won’t let me in without a tie!
Good one. We need more laughter in our lives…politically correct or not!
Love this!

What will weather patterns look like by the end of the century?

Went sailing yesterday. The forecast. Sunny with cloudy periods, winds light from the NE at 5 knots. What did we get? Cloudy, raining and winds up to 12 knots from the SE.

How do they know? Well they don’t as they can’t even predict the weather tomorrow. And what models do they use in their predictions? Why these of course:

Various methods of predicting and tracking weather have been used for thousands of years, but in recent times weather patterns have become increasingly indicative of climate change. The prediction: a future of extremes, ranging from droughts, heavy rainfall, and extensive heatwaves to longer growing seasons. Here are 20 ways scientists project the weather will change, worldwide, by the end of the 21st century.

Of course, all the usual suspects. And how do they know? They don’t. This climate model would be just as accurate:

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It’s going to be foggy out there for sure. Or maybe this:
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Or this:
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Yup, that’ll do it.
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Song of the day. Good ole Alice:
Happy Monday
SJ…………………………Out

It’s Too Hot Baby

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Love this from the UK:

‘I’m not having children because I want to save the planet’
What’s the best thing you can do to help save the environment? For Anna, a cycling instructor and writer living in Bath, it’s to have fewer children. She has chosen not to have any at all.

First of all why does somebody need to pay someone to teach them how to ride a bicycle. Isn’t that what dads are for? Oops sorry for the white privilege.

Secondly, I say great, the world doesn’t need more offspring from some idiot that could potentially taint the gene pool. After all that is why we have the Darwin Awards.

She / they say that the world’s population is exploding therefore people should be having less or no children. Well this plays right into Islam’s ideology. “If we can’t overrun you by the sword we will destroy you demographically.” Islam poker match:

“Hey I see your 2.5 kids and will raise you 10. My call”

LA is treating its streets with some sort of “white coloured film-over” to combat climate change. Hey isn’t this a white privilege initiative? Black Lives Matter were all in a tit-shit over this latest move by the LA city council.

Speaking of so called whiteness and idiocy / stupidity. Some journalist from Macleans / Globe and Mail reported on the Humboldt Tragedy  “Go Fund Me” initiative (SDA):

I’m trying to not get cynical about what is a totally devastating tragedy but the maleness, the youthfulness and the whiteness of the victims are, of course, playing a significant role here.

Unbelievable! Would she say the same thing if they were black, or Asian? So racist, so utterly callous, so utterly bullshit. She should be fired for her callousness but she won’t. That only happens to white males here in Canada!

On the “how do these idiots ever get elected” file comes this. Again from London:

“Led by London Mayor and notably weak-kneed coward Sadiq Khan the British nation has now decided to fight back against knife violence… by a new campaign that should be called: Ban the blade. It could be called: Forever chopsticks. In truth, it’s called: knife control.”

Now, Benson continues, you are going to have to show an ID card before you purchase a carving knife. But, it’s not just carving knives. The new rules are also going to restrict the sales of plastic knives. But, the enquiring mind wants to know, what about forks? And, what about pitchforks? And what about Fork-lifts?

And:

British Parliament is also set to take up heavy “knife control” legislation when it resumes this week. The U.K. government is expected to introduce a ban on online knife sales and home knife deliveries, declare it “illegal to possess zombie knives and knuckledusters in private”

Zombie knives? Are you kidding me. Don’t they know that zombies:

Image result for pics of zombiesLike this guy.

ARE ALREADY DEAD!  A knife can’t hurt them! I can’t make this stuff up. Someone added: “how are we going to eat our food now? Especially lobsters.

“Fingers just don’t cut it” someone else remarked.

No, it’s all a plot for this:

See the source imageNot a knife to be seen. Or box cutters.

“No we use our knives and box cutters for more important things.”

Why most of Meghan Markle’s family will not be at the royal wedding:

While Prince Harry’s family will turn out in force for his May 19 wedding to Meghan Markle, the same can’t be said for the bride’s family.  That’s because the Markle family is a tangle of half-siblings, multiple divorced spouses and their children. The dysfunction, feuds and recriminations in this middle-class American family with more than its share of good and bad fortune are such that it’s hard to keep her family tree straight.

Hmmm, must be the direct descendants of Henry the VIIIth!

From Journalistate comes this bit of fluff: Angelina’s daughter used to be gorgeous. Now she looks insane!

Yeah, just like her mother!

Things you would never hear 20 years ago:

“Sometimes becoming a parent feels out of my reach. My wife and I both have uteruses, and sperm costs too damn much.”

You got that right Virginia, Virginia. About $250K according to today’s parent. Poor kids! No father. Damn that SJW, white privilege rhetoric again!

Gotta love this one. From a Christian abortionist (isn’t that a Christian oxymoron?):

Quote of the year!: “Aborting babies is my Christian calling”…say what?

He says he is “quite comfortable talking about the moral and spiritual center.” He calls it “dignity restoration.” It’s okay to sin, so long as you convince yourself to feel good about it.
As long as it feels good it’s okay. Psychopaths are in a tizzy over this one!
I mean that’s why the Catholic Church invented Confession isn’t it? Just go in to the Priest Cave once a week to seek atonement and absolution, and voila, the slates clean so you can now go out and sin again, and again, and again. So very, very righteous. These guys were geniuses. Like you car, your soul needs a tune-up and a wash (with wax) every once in awhile.
And, and, the Pope now says that hell doesn’t exist and by its own corollary, Satan, or the devil him / her, zir, zey, zits, titz… self can’t exist without his own dominion to look out over.
It was getting too hot in the kitchen I guess…….Geeesh
The world is getting crazier and crazier. I love it as it keeps my blog relevant.
Have a Happy Friday and weekend. Read ya Monday.

 

SJ…………………………….Out

Song of the day:

 

 

End Games

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Things Costco employees want to tell customers but can’t….shop at Walmart!

You know things are getting crazy when you read stuff like this:

Russian state-owned television is urging the country’s residents to stock their bunkers with water and basic foodstuffs because Moscow could go to war with Washington.

Warning that the potential conflict between the two superpowers would be “catastrophic,” an anchor for Russia’s Vesti 24 showed off shelves of food, recommending that people buy salt, oatmeal and other products that can last a long time on the shelves. Powdered milk lasts five years while sugar and rice can last up to eight years, the newscaster explained before showing videos of pasta cooking in a bomb shelter. 

And then it, the pasta, exploded with tomato sauce everywhere. After a few days it smelled awful with garlic. So bad was it that the inhabitants prayed for a nuclear strike. They ran out of their shelter. “Thatza okay” one Italian Russian was heard to say. “If da end of da world comes we all gonna bend down and kissa our asses goodbye.”

“Hey Yo…what about climate change?”

Meanwhile in North Korea:

See the source imageWhat happens if I press this button?

Nooooooo

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“How I love the smell of (insert WMD here) in the morning.”

Image result for pics of kim unYo…hey Mr Trump… man up man!

I see Trudeau is off on another international junta…er sorry, junket. South America of all places. Figures! He leaves behind Alberta and Saskatchewan all but at war with British Columbia over the Kinder Morgan pipeline while the clock ticks towards a May 31 deadline set by Kinder Morgan to cancel the multi-billion project.  No matter, no story here folks, move on.

Meanwhile, and this kills me, this is a crisis which requires the prime minister,” NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh told reporters on Parliament Hill Wednesday. “The mess is created by the prime minister. The prime minister absolutely has a responsibility to be here.” This from a guy who has stated categorically that all fossil resources should remain in the ground and who wants to take Canada back to the dark ages, economically. 

Well South America is a great place to start this “back to the past” crusade for Trudeau and ole Jag… stop singing. Next stop after Peru – where Trudeau will pray to his Inca gods at Macho Peekaboo for sage advice:

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“Damn, wrong shrine! Whose to blame here? Fire that guy wearing the black truban.”

“Go… visit… Venezuela” he was heard to chant after leaving the sacred site.

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“You don’t understand” Butts (Trudeau’s Chief of Staff) remarked when asked about alternatives to the oil sands project. “We want an alternative economy. Not one based on fossil fuels or resources. That is sooo 2001. And that is why our Dear Leader is visiting Venezuela. To see how they have accomplished what they have in such a short time. Much like China, our Dear Leader is amazed at how they can literally change their economy on a dime. He truly respects Maduro.”

No story here folks. Move on.

And after that visit and, in keeping with the Salsa traditions he learned while visiting Macho Peekaboo….

Image result for pics of trudeau dancing in India

Again, wrong dance Gerald. Whose to blame? Fire that guy wearing the blue truban.

….he was heard to say:

See the source imagePoster taken from Trudeau’s keynote address!

Crazy stuff. Have a terrific Thursday.

SJ……………………………….Out of my mind.

Song of thee day: