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Dead End Street

Wine for oil. Well, I guess their both fluid. BC doesn’t want oil from Alberta but they want the wine to keep flowing. Well let’s reverse the Kinder Morgan pipeline and start pumping wine through it to the wineries in Alberta. Change out the oil refineries into wineries. That should do it. We cannot drive or heat our homes but our hearts and souls will remain warm and fuzzy with a bottle of Shiraz. If we become so drunk and inebriated with the grape heck we won’t be able to drive our cars anyway and we won’t really know or care if our houses are freezing cold.  We could then change our national anthem to; doo – do-do-do-do-do-do-do-doo and put these guys on our money:

See the source imageIf we’re all pissed and can’t drive our cars then who gives a rats ass about our driveways anyway. Yess….go for it I says. Let’s adopt Venezuela’s oil policy:

Love those red berets. Reminds me of the grape. Oil for wine program. A huge success. Pissed all the time.

Don’t ya just love our Liberal policies. Let’s see. We now have:

Gender budget:  “Yo honey, bring home some Shiraz will ya. Yeah, I got the Instant Pot going”

Gender pipelines: “Turn on the Merlot spigot…now”

Gender infrastructure: “1,000 BPD output. That’s bottles per day, not barrels.”

Gender military: “Splice the main-brace honeybunch. Shiraz or Merlot?”

Gender environment: “Marry a tree and save the planet.”

Gender everything: Yo!

Gender decision making – oxymoronic.

Heard around the Liberal policy table in Ottawa:

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“No Gladys, you do it.” “No Martha I insist. You do it.” “No Gladys I can’t do it. You do it.” “Really. No, you do it.” “No you do it,” “No you do it.” “No you do it.”

Now caught at a gender policy impasse Martha and Gladys turn to their gender neutral colleague for guidance. “Hey Francis Frances, what do you think?” “Huh” Francis Frances laments and smiles as he pours himself another glass of Shiraz!

This new fangled kitchen appliance is called “Instant Pot”

All the crack and potheads out there are in a tizzy over this new appliance.

“Yaaayyyy.No more grow-ops,” one pothead was heard to remark. “No need for hydroponics either man…er people.” “It’s gender neutral as well,” a third crackhead added. “You gotta like that.”

“It’s smokin bad people!”

It was in the new Liberal gender budget. All of the middle class in Canada will get one. “It’s gender neutral man…er woman…er I mean people / wo-people. We’re all getting screwed but we won’t care as we’ll all be stoned while the government is screwing us. Yo, Truedope…its a win-win situation I tells ya.”

And this guys reaction to this new appliance says it all:

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Oscar’s lowest rating yet. Viewers must have been reading this blog.

The two nannies who take care of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s three young children are on track to cost Canadian taxpayers nearly $100,000 a year.  So, how’s the $10 a day child care benefit going to help average Canadians you ask? Just back from his India sojourn, the Prime Minister responded by saying: “Well, I’m the Prime Minister of Canada and you’re not! Oh how I love being me.”

We’re all living on a Dead End Street:

SJ……………………………..Out

 

 

 

 

 

I Need a New Drug

I see Holly’s Woody in the Morning has their big night last night. All of the Alligators were out there en masse:

Like fashion hits and misses……………..Who cares!

Like Bolly’s Woody in the morning.  Visual pollution or Nightmare on Holly’s Woody Boulevard.                                                                                                                          Slide 7 of 48: <p><a href="https://www.wonderwall.com/celebrity/profiles/overview/salma-hayek-392.article">Salma Hayek</a> attends the 90th Annual Academy Awards in Hollywood on March 4, 2018.</p>I guess the “#metoo” and “#timesup” were the predominant themes at this years gab fest. How about “#shut the fook up” and “#sit down” hashtags. That would have been more relevant to me…but I didn’t watch the Oscars. I never do because of the hypocrisy of these dudes and dude-esses. I heard that the “Shape of Water” won for best picture – soon to be the major attraction at Disney’s “Lost Lagoon” or “Typhoon” theme park.

Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue takes no prisoners…and he didn’t even cry!

Slide 11 of 12: <p>"I've got something to say," McDormand said at the beginning of her <a href="http://people.com/movies/oscars-2018-frances-mcdormand-best-actress/">Best Actress acceptance speech</a>. And boy, did she: After honoring her fellow cast members, the crew and her family, McDormand had all of the female nominees in all categories in the room stand up, so that they could all be honored for their hard work. "All of these women have projects that need funding," she said, "Don't talk to us about it at the parties. Schedule a meeting at your office — or you can come to our office, what ever suits you best."</p>Frances McDormand wearing her green tribute to tree hugging brides the world over. A prickly outfit for sure. See Friday’s post.

Enough of the Oscar Mayer wieners out there. What else is going on here?

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Hard to believe over 2,000 deaths of elderly as a result of freezing in their homes during this latest freeze fest in the UK. In their own homes!! But then again a small price to pay to promote the Green agenda.

Tragic! I says…tragic.

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But this…goin on in the UK and parts of Europe right now? That’s okay.

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Oh well. Price of doing business to promote our green economy, don’t you know. No story here…move on! After all it is 2018 you know! Yeah? I would have thought it was 1518 with these pictures.

Next years Best Picture Oscar goes to: “The Shape of Things to Come” The Greenies are so happy. “Well this kills two birds with one stone,” one of the green movie activists was heard to say. “We get to pursue and impose our green agenda on hu – people – ty and reduce the population of the planet at the same time. It’s a win – win situation for us” as the director of this new movie remarked during his acceptance speech. The “#shut the fook up” and “#sit down” crowd were removed from the Oscar Mayer Weiner venue prior to the Best Picture Oscar being announced.

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Who me? I won for “The Shape of Things to Come”

And next year’s “Best Song” Oscar goes to:

Hypocrisy know no bounds  with the Holly’s Woody in the Morning crowd:

Actor Kevin Spacey ostracized for gay behaviour in alleged sexual assault  of  a 14 year old male. Yet this picture wins an Oscar for “Best Adaptive Screen Play” and was nominated for “Best Picture.” What is it about? Well I do not dare show any of the pictures but it’s about an older man’s pursuit of a younger male youth. Lauded by the Holly’s Woody in the Morning elite as ground breaking. Are you kidding me? Amazing that these people just do not get it! And that is another reason I don’t watch the Oscars or any award shows anymore.

GEESH! Happy Monday.

Man oh man I have a headache. I obviously need a new drug with all of this Oscar buzz BS going around.

SJ………………………………………Out

 

How Progressive.

I thought I would start off with this one:

Women in Mexico are getting hitched to trees as a way to call attention to illegal logging that is devastating their state of Oaxaca.This is where progressiveness is taking us. Women, er sorry, wo-people are marrying trees to save the planet. The greenie progressives have taken tree hugging, Gaia worshipping, to hole new levels. Unintended consequences occurred during the subsequent wedding night where the police had to be called to cut down on the screaming and yelling coming from these brides. They surely got the shaft here…or short end of the stick…or…well, let’s be somewhat romantic here and play this tune:

The wedding song…yes…dedicated to all of those wannabee tree hugging brides out there…”Unchained Melody.” This guy get’s it.

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See the source imageHmmm. Then again, maybe I was a bit too hasty here…………Sign me up!

Then there is this bit of progressiveness. Gorilla statue that had been in a children’s playground for 19 years was removed due to a few complaints that said it was racially insensitive. A Gorilla..insensitive?…really?Okay…gone…poor kids.

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If only we could do something similar to this guy:

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If I complain about him being racially insensitive or racially inappropriate will they remove him? One can only hope. Oh we only do that to kids huh? Sorry, not progressive enough I guess.

 

Be careful what you wish for as a progressive. Progressive Nirvana? It is spelled………… V..E..N..E..Z..U..E..L..A

And for all you progressive climate cultists out there comes this.

This is what happens when we run out of greenhouse gas. We freeze!

“It is the end of snow” I tells ya.

The Oscars are coming up this weekend. Soon to be called Oscar Myer Weiners. Organizers, in their tribute to climate change, global warming and the UN IPCC, as well as all those Alligators out there, agree that 2017 was indeed the Hottest Year on Record. Ole Harv could only smile. Oprak grinned in acknowledgement. And that is why I will not be watching. In fact I do not watch any of these award shows except maybe the Country Music Awards – good clean family fun. Just ask Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert.

Why I hold no credence with respect to Holly’s Woody in the Morning? Well, up for best picture this year: “The Shape of Water.” Progressive physics run amok. Water has no shape. It is fluid. No matter as this movie is anti family, anti American and anti values. And that is why, Auntie Maxine, that I will never watch it. Movies such as this flaunt and celebrate a toilet, gutter value system and an overtly selfish me generation. Count me out.

Song for today: Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit:

Happy Friday. Read ya Monday.

 

SJ………………………………………….Out

In Like a Lioness, Out Like a Lambess

Remember Gore’s prediction of no more snow? To all of you AGW cultists out there: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

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Like everything else in Canada everything now has to be gender based. So let’s see how our gender based weather report goes for March 1st:

“Southern Ontario is going to get the big weather shaft today as a very strong lowlife system allegedly moves in from the US’ mid-drift area then across all of the great dates out there while all of you east coasters are screwed as a result of a heavy-handed Nor Esther. She’s mad.

West Coast? You’re fooked with a heavy wind warning in effect. Cover your asses, as major rain promises more flooding from a system coming up from an area in the US just to the west of Holly’s Woody in the Morning. Alberta’s zipper promises more mayhem this afternoon as its high pressure system climaxes across Northern Ontario’s heartland and unleashes a steady jet stream. Expunged, it will continue to release a steady flow right into the evening’s rush hour with a continued dribble er drizzle.  

Winter storm to hit Southern Ontario. Blizzard’s condition expected. There is nothing worse in winter, especially in March, than a woman scorned!”

For all of you Alfa males out there, you Beta get off the couch if you know what’s good for ya. The Alligators are coming for ya and they’re hungry!

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Love this headline:

“Plot to Kill the Queen Revealed.” I instantly opened the article only to discover that this occurred in New Zealand way back in 1981 – 37 years ago. Wow! News sure does travel fast down undies.

This just in:

PATTAYA, Thailand — A Belarusian woman jailed in Thailand for offering sex lessons without a work permit says she has a story to tell involving the Kremlin, Russian billionaires and even the president of the United States. She is being transferred to Phuket Thailand for further investigation.

Breaking: UK experts on body language decodes what their – Kate and Meghan’s – bodies are telling us.

“Well, Markle comes across as rather flat and deflated while Kate appears to be a tad more uplifting.”

A body language expert has analysed Meghan Markle and the Duchess of Cambridge's relationship

On the “there’s hope for us males yet file” comes this – The New York Post’s Page Six reported on Wednesday night that Lander secretly had a baby last year. There was some speculation that the two had broken up because they hadn’t been seen together publicly for a while, but Page Six believes that is because Lander was pregnant. The two have been together publicly this year. Lander, 38 is the girlfriend of Robert Kraft, 76, the owner of the New England Patriots: Just more gender based reporting here folks. And who on earth would call themselves “Page Six.” I could understand Page Sex but Page Six? Come on now!

Kevin Richardson, known as the "lion whisperer", takes two of his lions for a walk in the Dinokeng Game Reserve, near Pretoria, South Africa on March 15, 2017 (AP Photo/Denis Farrell, File)

Another candidate for an upcoming Darwin Award.

Oh how I pine for those young and innocent days. days without the gender based bull shyte: Kinks – most under-rated band ever.

That’s it for today.

 

SJ…………………………………….Out

 

 

Taxman!

Turdeau put down his annual budget yesterday. Like previous budgets we’re falling further and further into debt. Or is that farther and farther. Its (the budget) or it’s (it is) about who you may ask or is it whom. No matter, dispense with the grammar and spelling lessons and lets look at this budget.

“The Liberals deliver a budget that has nothing to do with budgeting or the national economy” (Coyne: National Post)

Oh you mean just like Tru-dope’s knowledge of foreign affairs is entirely foreign to him? Or his stance on the environment in that no decision(s) will be made without a gender based analysis being done.

Oh you mean we’re screwed!

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Yes this budget is the first budget in Canada, perhaps the world, that will be gender based.

What the hell does that mean? Let’s ask her:

Image result for 1927 metropolisShocking I tell you. Just shocking.

“Oh you mean we’re screwed here in Canada.

Or perhaps to put it a little more bluntly: Canadians are F&%ked as well. Gender based huh. Only in pithy Canada would someone’s body come up with one like that. Time to get off this planet.

But hey Canada, at least you have a good handle on pipelines now. Oh you mean this:

Image result for Big Weed PipesThis is about the only pipeline one will ever see in Canada under True-dope. Pity.

Gov’t wants to completely regulate all aspects of the private sector. Because, you know, only government intervention of the private sector will produce tangible results. Oh you mean like the “Phoenix” pay system – that harbinger of pay efficacy that is entirely fooked up as it is a gender based system:

Image result for pics of screwed up automationHey Canadians. With this Liberal Government:

Image result for Screwed Up MemesHard to find a song of the day for today’s post: Perhaps this is appropriate:

Short today.

SJ……………………………………………..Out