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“Coo Day Tat”

Maldives Coup D’etat: What! Why?

BBC reports that the beautiful Maldives are under siege by the local army dudes. Wait a minute. They have an Army? But they’re going to be underwater right? Soon! The UN says so. So why the army? Seals perhaps. I can see that, but grunts??

We just want to ensure our water rights are upheld and not lost

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Maldives army recruits learning to do the “Crawl” with full army load. “It’s so exciting. We’ll be issued with scuba tanks next. But it’s a one shot only issue.” one recruit was heard to say….Geesh.

This just in: Perks of the Royal Family! Like, we want to know…right?

Slide 7 of 15: Queen Elizabeth prefers to be woken up by Scottish bagpipes. A piper plays under her window each morning from 7 a.m. to 9 a.m.Slide 5 of 15: Prince Charles and Duchess Camilla’s clothes are not allowed to be cleaned in washing machines—everything is hand washed. When they sent their clothing away to be cleaned, they found that some items of clothing were kept as souvenirs.

Funny hats of course, and they don’t wash….honestly.

Insane man!

Slide 6 of 15: Prince Charles enjoys cheese and biscuits at the end of many of his meals. Since he’s particular about everything, he insists that they be a certain temperature. The staff keeps a warming pan just to make sure they are hot enough for his liking. (The royal family is <a href='https://www.rd.com/culture/royal-family-autograph-ban/'>not allowed to give out autographs for this very important reason</a>.)You bet. Even this guy finds it funny…our future King. Yup…big laugh there. “What’s for breakfast?”

New Netflix show….”Altered Carbon” a Sci-Fly story:

There are a lot of serious topics covered in Altered Carbon, a new science fiction series from Netflix. The show touches on income inequality and classism. It delves into misogynistic power structures and the nature of identity. It touches on just how much of our morality is driven by the fact that we die and what might happen if death suddenly stopped being an endpoint and, instead, became a minor stopgap in an ultimately immortal life. It even touches on environmental issues in a few sidelong glances…..AND THAT IS WHY I WILL NEVER WATCH IT!

A man’s snowmobile! Sorry to all you “Prius” owners out there.

Nissan 370Zki concept

 

I will be setting up a new separate page here soon to promote my new first effort book. It is called: KUROFUNE: THE BLACK SHIPS – A Novel of World War II. It is now on Kindle as an eBook.

Check this Rare Earth song out. Great band from the 70s.

Have a terrific Tuesday.

SJ…………………………………………Out.

Bad Seed

This just in from a friend. Love him or hate him but this is great.

Can’t argue with that guy.

Oh yeah, and another bit of truth. Thanks Gord.

Lets have another look at one of Trudeau’s mandate letters:

Develop a strategy that aims to create a single online window for all government services.

Bahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahaahah

Oh you mean Service Canada? Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

If you are an old fart like me Service Canada will let you apply for OAS and CPP. But that’s it buddy. Tax problem? Forget it. Unemployment? Forget it. Passport? Forget it. Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Business development? Well you get the picture…..People? Wake up.

 

Elizabeth May, Leader of the 1 seat Green Party apparently, er allegedly, went on a verbal rampage with her staff.  Left some with traumatically stress it would seem. Resign? Nope. Double standard. Yup. Hypocrisy? You bet. But Elizabeth May is soooo, sooooo, soooo….sooooo what? someone was heard to say. Sooo, 1920s!

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Meanwhile Justin Timberlake incensed Janet Jackson fans when he included the song the two sang during Nipplegate at his Super Bowl LII halftime set on Sunday.

“I love watching Janet Jackson songs,” one incensed fan was heard to say.

“You mean listening to her songs don’t you?”

“She sings??”

Grammatical mistakes that instantly reveal someone’s ignorance:

“Hey Yo” Its hear now dude” C’mon!….Geesh.

Hey: What happens when banks lose your money? That’s easy. They charge you a finder’s fee of course.

 

Have a happy Monday.

 

 

SJ…………………………………….Out.

 

 

Scary and Hairy.

Just thinking today about getting my hair cut. What style says I; this:

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Or this:

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You’re fired!

What about this?…

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Or maybe this:

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Gert Wilders

Or this guy:

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Gert’s twin brother. See the resemblance! No?

My wife would have said I was jealous. I guess I’ll just go with this:

Ya, that’ll do it.

Perhaps not!

What else is going on.

Big news day in the UK: Meghan Markle has an awkward moment during her first royal engagement. Yeah, so? What? Did she say no to Harry?

Headline News at the London Times:  “Kate Middleton’s Furry Hat Becomes 1,000 Times More Exciting When You See Her Gloves”

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I always knew that English is a foreign language. Just try watching an English TV show without close captioning.
Justin Trudeau finds billions to give to foreign countries. $10.5M to a convicted terrorist Omar Kadr. He finds billions to expand the bureaucracy. $2.5B to a climate fraud…er fund. He finds billions despite massive budget deficits. But when it comes to Veterans, all of a sudden he says the government is out of money. DISGUSTING.
Perhaps Trudeau hasn’t got gist of the new math being taught in Ontario:
1 + 1 = 11, or 2 + 2 = 22. Yeah that would explain those big payouts to Kadr:
$1 mil + $1 mil + $11 Million. We had to take $.5M off for admin costs!
Or hair like this:
Image result for pics of funny trudeau hairKinda looks like “Anonymous” don’t you think:
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Difference between Canada and the US economy can be described as such:
“What’s happening in the U.S.? They’re lowering taxes, they’re building pipelines and they’re starting to export oil,” Conway told The Canadian Press, adding that in Canada, taxes have been raised, pipelines are not getting built, and there isn’t much regulatory certainty.”
In comparison, a Canadian pipeline in operation:
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“Yeah, but we know better than those dastardly Americans don’t you know.” said one of Canada’s smug elites. “After all we are #1 in the world for smugness.”
“Smug…er Snow is a thing of the past.” so says Gore et al. Consider this:
Somewhere in Swiss Alps. Why oh why do we keep believing these guys.
I think that’s it for today:
Two songs today: Cranberries Delores Riordan passed away a few days ago. Watch Zombie and Dreams. For some reason I can no longer paste music video into my blog. Go to You tube and type in Canberries.
Read ya Monday. Have a great weekend.
SJ………………………………………..Out.

Lisa-Lisah

HELP!……………………Pure Arrogance:

Lisa Helps, current Mayor of Victoria, is going to run again. Why? To save the planet from ourselves, that’s why.  We have to get rid of these hard lefties. They’re so damn righteous and arrogant!

Today’s headline in our city’s daily rag: Weird looking bird comes in from the cold. What, it never gets cold here guys. Plus 8C Are you kidding me? Now this is cold Victorians!

Image result for Really Cold PeopleAlso just in from Victoria, BC. Long awaited replacement for the iconic but really, really ugly Blue Bridge, which used to be black, and full of controversy in getting built. New bridge will have a blue hue at night with fish friendly accent lights! Ooooooo! How do they know that? But will the bridge work. “Don’t know,” a city official said. The steel used on this bridge was manu-fractured in China. The steel failed the quality assurance test twice. “Not too worry…move on” another city official remarked. “No story here.” I for one will avoid that bridge at all costs and if I do have to cross it I will say a prayer to the bridge gods before I go over it. Remember the Ellice Street Bridge disaster Victoria of 1895. “Yes  but when that sucker goes down the fishies will be able to see it coming down so it will not hurt the fishies and we’ll be able to find it, the bridge span that is, under water due to those lights…..Geesh, and we elected these guys and gals!

This just in: The UN IPCC states categorically that 2017 was the hottest year on record. Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey and others nod in total agreement. Even Oprah agrees:

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See, even that perv Harv agrees with Oprah! Hey, the UN is all-inclusive isn’t it?

Oxymoron statement of the week: Going on a vacation in North Korea.  It was a wonderful experience. What surprised you the most one tourist was asked. “Oh, the hats of course.”

Slide 14 of 22: <p>“We were allowed to meet ‘locals’ on set occasions (co-op farms, a school and so on) and it was probably all staged. I found it weird thinking that often just out of sight there could be a prison camp: some are the size of entire counties and close to Pyongyang but when you’re in a tour group you follow a very set route. When you’re in hotels at night you’re not allowed to leave.”</p>“Yeah, and its all-inclusive.” another tourist remarked. “And the food is to die for:”

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This just in: A form of that same (Ontario) ideologically based sex-ed called SOGI 123, is being rolled out in BC. The SOGI curriculum, among other things, teaches that gender is fluid and not determined through biological sex – Says who? Just like in Ontario….to eight year old kids for heaven’s sake!  We have to rid ourselves of this progressiveness and soon before all of our values are undermined and destroyed by this hard-core ideology being pushed down the throats of our children in our schools. C’mon teachers, get back to our core teaching values, as in the new math:

1 + 1 = 11…..;or…..2 + 2 = 22  C’mon now.

 

Song for the day:

Sad Lisa

Have a terrific Thursday:

 

SJ………………………………………Out

 

 

 

 

 

 

Call of Nature Redux

From the obviousness file

Rapper, er sorry, Clapper denounces Trump’s Arizona speech as scary. No it’s scary having a name like that.

Crapper made his obvious comments on CNN, which will be covered by the Washington Post and New York Times, all known supporters of Trump! Crapper got really excited by Trump’s racist comments “about the need for unity and inclusion.” Yup, downright scary. No this is scary:

Image result for antifa riots“What a riot man!” Antifa coming to a neighbourhood near you.

Or this from last fall:

The Left’s Sunday picnic at Berkeley. It was a BYOB, “Bring Your Own Bombs” affair. Hell of a party. The bar was kept pretty busy. “Everyone wants a Molotov Cocktail these days.” A volunteer worker was heard to say.  “I ran out of olives pretty quickly and at an event like this Black Olives really do matter.”

When kids are left alone with dad! Love it! (c/o twitter / facebook)

Slide 16 of 30: When a love of motorcycles is passed from father to son.

Success of future MARS mission dependant upon astronauts urine and CO2 emissions. I thought CO2 was poison man. Say what? And shit for fertilizer! They are going to call the first MARS expedition “The Call of Nature.”

Beach goers in a state of fearful frenzy as shark devours a seal. “Where is PETA when you need them?” One vegan on the beach was heard to say. “Gawd this can’t be right.” In response another was heard to say that “this is nothing but the call of nature.”

Cannabis not really effective against pain and PTSD, new study shows. They tried to treat patients suffering from chronic pain and PTSD with cannabis but couldn’t wake them up to determine efficacy. “Well, if you want to sleep all day then I guess it is okay for that,” a prominent researcher, Dr. Walter White, who wanted to remain anonymous, stated.

An Asian ESPN Sports announcer by the name of Robert Lee pulled from doing the play by play at a UVA football game. On another note an Asian entrepreneur who owns a string of Chinese restaurants was forced to change the name. “Holy Chow” was considered too religious for some patrons to stomach. He changed the name to “Holy Cow.” It is expected that PETA may have something to say about this new branding scheme. Meanwhile sales of his food chain skyrocketing in India.

CNN calls Trump demented, sexist, racist, a Nazi – “is there anything else in the lexicon that we can use?” Wolf was heard to say. I’ll let their own words speak for itself.

Trump sending troops to Afghanistan. New mission and aim. Destroy ISIS and terrorists. Kill them! No more pussy footing around. A prominent Canadian who wants to remain anonymous, wearing his new black and white socks, became outraged when he heard this new directive coming from the White House.

Some of my latest least favourites:

Least favourite colour……………………… Green
Least favourite word………………………… Transparency
Least favourite food…………………………..Tofu
Least favourite song…………………………..Imagine.
Least favourite team…………………………. Leafs
Least favourite French expression…………..Je suis (insert whatever here)

That’s about it for today

Song of the day. Yup, Badfinger again.

SJ…………………………………….Out