Trudeau Is Woke Broke

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Now is that a male of female cabinet Justin? Or is it non binary? Or a useless piece of woke?

“Wake up to the fact that a gender-balanced cabinet is a good thing,” Trudeau thundered.

Competence be damned.

“Today, I identify as a cabinet.”

“Conservatives,” he said, “call Liberals “too woke” for investing in people, in economic growth, in families and in climate change.”

Even panhandlers have gone woke

Hey buddy, can you spare some climate change

“Too woke?” Trudeau hissed. “Hey, Pierre Poilievre, it’s time for you to wake up.”

Trudeau has gone woke and our country has gone broke because of it.

Canadians need to wake up.

“Tomorrow, I think I will identify as a balanced budget, or maybe a caucus. Yeah, a caucus”

The many faces that Trudeau identifies as. Take that Village People.

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Oh and don’t forget this:

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Please Shiva, hear my prayers. Get rid of those dastardly conservatives.

He has more outfits than Mr. Dress-up.

Oh, and the $10 a day day care he has promised? A total Cauc-up.

I think maybe I will identify as a “dinosaur” instead.

And, don’t forget our wondrous health care system. It’ll kill ya.

The clown world known as Canada.

Liberal logic and Canadian smugness.

“Covid is over” says Trudeau. “I am proud to say that Canada was better than any other country on the planet on the way we handled Covid.”

Tell that to the families of the people that died Justin. Cold comfort indeed.

“Yes we got rid of our older dead people faster than any other G7 country.”

WHO says COVID no longer constitutes a ‘global emergency.’

Who? The Village People, that’s WHO.

Trudeau auditioned for the Village People but was rejected as being too woke.

Canada? The only country on the planet where striking government workers are not only paid but are given $2,500.00 bonuses for going back to work.

What a country!

“I always wanted to be a grumpy old man when I grew up. Well, here I am….KILLING IT!

Next week I think I will identify as a cantankerous curmudgeon…YESSS.

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Oh, and God Save The King.

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King Charles III….Eerie…What!


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The World I Know

Hey, a billion here and a billion there…what’s not to like when the government is spending your money.

Independent reports reveal (Alberta Province) Notley’s net-zero grid promise would cost $87 billion. No wonder she is laughing.

Albertans are sooo stupid.” And she knows that. Just like the majority of Canadians are “….And I’ll get elected….” she touts.

$87 billion dollars have a lot of zeros. Just like our Parliament / Legislatures.

Why not just leave well enough alone and let market forces dictate policy instead of policies dictating market forces. Otherwise, if we follow their lead we will go from this:

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To this:

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Ruined landscapes.


Report indicates that the Trudeau government has no idea how many of its workers are working from home.

Well, let me see if I can help here.

Typical front line government worker at the federal level:

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His supervisor:

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No wonder basic services in Canada, like getting a passport, is so difficult.

If you want to know how many workers at the federal level are working from home, just go to Costco on any given day at any given hour and you will get the idea. Or try to get a booking on a golf course.

“Hey, everyday is a Saturday! Love my government job.”


Lego launches gender-neutral range in a bid to ‘break stereotypes’ as in a girl or a boy, male or a female. Those dastardly stereotypes.


Oh those dastardly brits: In 1807, after a huge campaign led by William Wilberforce, Parliament abolished the slave trade. Toronto was only 15 years old. Edgar Ryerson wasn’t even a player then. Canada was still a colony of Britain for another 60 years. But…but colonialism is bad. Note: Indigenous people in Canada were still using conquered people as slaves. Why are we not banning and cancelling them.

Did you know that John A Macdonald (will you have fries with that?) died in 1891 just after winning another majority government. The Conservative party then nominated 4 leaders: Abbot, John Thompson, Bowel and Tupper, that took them to the election of 1896 when Wilfred Laurier took over. John Thompson died of heart failure in London while having lunch with Queen Victoria. Bowell was a staunch Orangeman (really, really racist) while Charles Tupper was one of Canada’s founding fathers. Abbot, from Montreal didn’t really want the job. By the way, Laurier was just as racist, even more-so than John A.

Most Canadians these days would think that John A Macdonald was one of the founding fathers of the “Big Mac” and not of Canada.

How many out there know of Robert Borden, Canada’s 8th Prime Minister?

Or that Diefenbaker held the most expensive funeral for a Prime Minister in Canadian Prime Minister History? Where is he buried? I know. Do you?

Or that Prime Minister Trudeau the First used to ride around Montreal on a motorcycle wearing a German helmet during WW 2?

“Islamophobia is all too familiar. … No one in our country should experience hatred because of their faith,” or colour of their skin, or their gender preferences, the prime minister (Trudeau) said in a statement. No one, it seems, except for faithful Christians, Catholics, Whitey or heterosexuals.”

Given our government’s move toward national censorship aimed at preventing disinformation (Bill C11) how are we to handle dis-informants? How? By getting rid of the Liberal Party of Canada, that’s how.

But, its for the common good:

 

(The Federalist) Canada, not unlike much of the United States, was a very different place just a short time ago. Most Canadians used to believe in basic civil liberties. They could watch hockey games without being lectured about radical gender theory by teams donning pride-themed jerseys. Denouncing people for the color of their skin (Whitey) was seen as vicious, not virtuous. And when did things change? In October 2015 when Canada elected Justin Trudeau as our Prime Minister.

Stay away from Big Cities. Toronto, Vancouver, Montreal and smaller cities are fast becoming shyte-holes. Why? Progressiveness runs amok on those city councils. Everything a progressive does turns to crap.

Municipal elections are the most important elections as they directly impact your lives. Yet turnout for those elections are incredibly low. Sad! Witness Toronto’s mayoral race. One of the candidates wants to implement a far reaching parking tax to combat climate change. Far reaching equates to government overreach, which equates to loss of freedoms, which equates to communism. And, the revenue collected will go into general revenue and will never see the climate light of day.

Finally, Canada’s free market economy:

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Vancouver shyte-hole.


There is hope for all of us. If you would only take a look around you, marvel at the beauty of our natural world, get outside, breathe deep and in doing so worship our creator (God) and not the creation (Gaia).


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Pro Life, Pro Choice

So true.

I was always a pro life-er until I came in contact with Justin Trudeau. Now I am for…….

Something sure stinks in Denmark…erm Germany.

Turns out, regular Germans not so hep on unicorn farts….code for Green alternative but renewable energy sources…also coming to a third world dictatorship near you, i.e. Canada.

Canadians…get you head out of the sand and wake up to the nonsense our dear leader is foisting on us.

More Canadian liberal logic.

Liberals demand univershities to fund research on blackness. The cons are to be told to stick it to the white-ies. NDP? Oranges. Greens? Crabapples.

Liberals demand policies at univershities and in the private sector in the relentless pursuit of equity, not equality where everyone in this country is equal before the law and the government. No, equity, where one anthropological group is favored over another for various reasons.

Did you know that this government has branded all Canadians as genocidal and racist?

“It was genocide,” Trudeau said, when speaking of the way Indigenous people of Canada were treated during the residential school era. And that is why this PM has to go as he will definitely go down in our history as the worst Prime Minister ever. That is why I no longer consider myself a Canadian as long as this man is leading our country.

My WW2 veteran father is rolling in his grave – just like all of our veterans who fought and died for Canada during WW1, 2 and Korea. I doubt any one of them would have signed up if they knew that Canada was branded a genocidal country by the leadership of the day.

Justin Trudeau is now the first Canadian Prime Minister to be investigated for state-sponsored mass murder by an international body in which Canada is a member state, i.e., the UN.

So, why hasn’t he been held to account?

How do we stop all of this nonsense? By pursuing equality and not equity.

It is our choice for a fair lifestyle here in Canada where everyone is equal before the law. Everyone has equal opportunities.

The only way we can stop this madness is at the ballot box. It is your choice. So be a pro lifer where everyone is equal and not equitable.


More madness from the left:

Unbelievable!

Y’know, I am going to identify as a hard working, responsible man. I am a matureaphobian.


GM announces end of the EV Bolt amidst terrible reliability data., not to mention lower than expected performance and range. Oh well, you do know that EV owners are heavily subsidized by….you…us, the taxpayer, don’t you?

Teslas have to be the most ugly $80,000 and $60,000 autos out there. Tesla owners have no taste whatsoever.

What would you rather have?

This:

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Or this:

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Or even this:

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A Trans..Am. Not for the faint of heart.



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Dear Leader

One World Religion is coming…in increments…and it ain’t Christianity, Judaism…or even Islam.

It’s a “REVELATION.”

No, it’s Gaia. The worship of the creation and not the creator:

The Case For Making Earth Day a Religious Holiday. From an article that is way too long to cover here. But it continues.

God is not amused.

Tucker Carlson fired. Fox shall comply no matter what…to the Obama led Uni-party (Democrats) and the globalist agenda of the UN and WEF. The fall of the US as the world’s number one power continues from within.

Must get out of the UN

Have to dissolve the WEF.

But…but, I love Hulk Hogan!

Typical

Canadian


“I never forced anyone in Canada to take the vaccine.”

Say….what?

Liar, liar, his pants are on fire. He has got to go. Tucker Carlson hear my prayers.  Narcissist of the highest order.

Trudeau, on leaving his latest press conference.

Heil our dear leader.


Our National Public Servants strike continues unabated. Canadians have lost interest and have no sympathy:

Thousands of them appeal to CRA (Revenue Canada) to extend tax deadline….FOREVER. “Because, we should not have to pay taxes…ever. Because we are Federal employees with gold plated benefits and pensions….AND YOU’RE NOT!”

PSAC workers and supporters gather on a picket line in Ottawa, Wednesday, April 19, 2023. The strike by federal workers who are members of the Public Service Alliance of Canada has many people in the agriculture sector worried.

“Yesssss. Solidarity, equity, inclusiveness, fraternity. We want…no demand to work from home….forever. We demand a huge pay raise. We want…no demand a one hour work week…with an hour off for lunch. Yessss. Because Federal Employee’s Lives Matter. Fook you Canada.”

Trudeau ways in. “If they are Quebecers then of course we will give them anything they want. If they are from anywhere outside of Quebec then…then…Fook you and get back to work.” So there.

Why? Because Quebecers run Canada…don’t you know. Most Canadians don’t.


Trudeau’s government.


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Cantankerous Curmudgeon

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I have been told that I am curmudgeonly due to some of my posts. Well, I met someone the other day who is the same age as me (senior) but whose curmudgeonist views make mine the stuff of a Sunday School picnic. He was an upholsterer and I hired him to re do some of our outdoor cushions.

If there ever was a curmudgeon school of thought this man would be the principal. Interestingly, we got on like a house on fire. Funny that. So what does that say about me? Oh, I don’t know. Ask my MP of whom many of my tirades are directed against. Or our illustrious boy Prime Minister. Blah, blah, blah, blah.

We had a great conversation in his driveway, on one of our many early spring cloudy days. Just like our school of thought. Gloomy.

“Where ya from” he says to me

“Ontario…Toronto,” I says

“Me too. Scarborough. Grew up there and worked in my Dad’s upholstery shop.”

“Oh yeah?” says I. “Etobicoke for me.”

“Yeah, My Dad’s business was called the Ontario School of Upholstery but it was no school, I can tell you that.”

“Oh.”

“Yeah and across and down the street a few blocks from us was the Canadian School of Upholstery, but it was no school either. They took their cue from us as our names had some sort of panache to them. Can I say “them,” by the way?”

“Sure can…why?”

“Yeah ,well you never know in this f%^ked up woke world of ours. I hate wokeness. What does it mean anyway? Woke?

“Don’t know. Progressive shyte I think, where you can be, or identify, as anyone or anything you like. Even that horse over there, if you have an inkling for hay and oats.”

“Yeah? A horse? Really?” Chuckling. “Well I have been called a pig a few times in my life.”

He went on….

“But I had a great time growing up in Toronto. Great summers, cold winters but loved the outdoors. Hockey, skiiing, in the winter; fishing camping up in northern Ontario during the summer, if you can stand the mosquitos and horse flies. Brutal. Horrendous. How I miss that.”

“Met my wife there in Toronto but she is from here so we moved back here, to…be…with…her…. family.” He spit. “What family? We never see them. We are only about a 40 minute drive from them but they feel they have to pack a lunch to cross the Malahat Mountain and do forty clicks. Can you believe it? Crikey, I drove more that that to work every day in Toronto…and out here? No, the people out here are a strange lot. It must be the water. Well, you can’t see the mountains in Ontario. It’s so flat, my wife would whine. You can’t see the mountains here either cause of the trees and the continuous rain. But I love my dog. He agrees with everything I say.

“Worst thing I ever did.” He continued. “Come out here. And she hates it here too. Her hometown. Probably gets that from me.”

“Well, how long have you lived here by the lake?”

“Goin on 40 years.”

“What. That’s a long time to be unhappy.”

“Who says we are unhappy? Or me?”

“Well you did…I think.”

“It is all a matter of perspective. Or if you have rose coloured glasses on. Or, if your glass if half empty…like mine is. “But…”and he raised his arm as if making a point of it all….for emphasis. “When everything feels the shits…you don’t expect much, and so you are never disappointed.”

Why don’t you just go back then?”

“Wifey would never go for it now. Grand-kids you know. Nah, I’m…er we are stuck here.”

“Yeah” I agreed. “The politics out here will drive you nuts.”

“Just a bunch of no name idiots.” He continued. “Looney left wing nuts out here. NDP…or Dippers? Dipping into the public till. Useless. Provincial Liberals? A waste of space. Just like the dippers…and scandal prone, just like their federal counterparts. And don’t get me going on those greenies. Aliens from another planet of thought I can tell you that. Just look around you…here?  Trees everywhere. And ya can’t cut them down. Protected species they say. Power lines going right through them and across tree branches. We have brown outs and full blown power outages on a weekly basis. Whenever the wind comes up. They worship these trees out here as if they were some idol out of biblical times. Gaia? Phewy.”

“And ya can’t fart around here without somebody raising a stink. No siree Bob. It sucks.”

The Politics here? Suck. The weather? Sucks. Crime? Sucks. The homeless problem? Sucks big time. The Cowichan Valley Regional District? All sucking on our hind tit. For all its worth.” He said with a wide grin on his face. He was both stoic and animated…almost comical. I was not quite sure if he was pulling my leg to get a rise out of me.

“And look at the roads. Potholes everywhere. They don’t know how to fix potholes. They could learn a thing or two from Ontario, I can tell you that.

“We pay our taxes. Exorbitant! And for what? I am on a septic system and a well. No sidewalks and no street lights.”

“You are rural out here you know.” I offered.

I know but why do I have to pay such high taxes. And there is a tax on a tax on a tax. Now we have to pay a tax to breathe. TO BREATHE.

“What is that?” I asked.

“The effin carbon tax. A tax on Carbon Dioxide…C…O….2. Cause we all exhale CO2. So they tax that…or us and the air that we breathe. Canadians are sooo stupid to let this happen. They don’t care as long as they have their 6 packs, Doritos and Hockey Night In Canada. And to rub our faces in it they add the GST to the Carbon Tax. They are taxing everything now because they need more money to maintain their looney left wing social programs. And look at our cities. Victoria? A shit hole. Duncan? A little shit hole. And their fifteen minute cities? What on earth is that? Just another crackpot looney left wing bull crap, I tells ya. I didn’t vote for that. And our schools are terrible. Indoctrinating our kids with woke ideology? Transgenderism, pronouns. No respect for authority or our traditions. Man oh man oh man. Good thing I am old and won’t be around here much longer to have to put up with this shyte.”

“I gotta go.” I left the cushions with him, hopped in my car to leave.

“Okay” he said. “I’ll have these done in a day or two.”

“Great.” says I.

“By the way’ he added, with a wide grin on his face. “Have a wonderful day.”

I drove off, my mind trying to comprehend all that he said. Funny actually. Meeting a real curmudgeon…a curmudgeon’s curmudgeon. And while in deep contemplation I heard a loud bang from the front end of my car as I hit one of the many potholes on his street. Karma?


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