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A First World Problem

Left is all in a tizzy over this Jeopardy winner’s reaction of having won his third game:

a man wearing a suit and tie

“It’s a racist, white supremacy gesture,” so say the lefties. “Kick him off the show and make him apologize.”

His response?

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Get a life lefty snowflake.

Another First World Problem:

A Christian pastor in the UK was arrested by police after a member of the public reported him for the “homophobic” comment of saying that marriage was between a man and a woman.

What the world is coming to. Unbelievable.

And another:

We are entering a new “Dark Age.”

That is the good-bad news; the really great news is that Shakespeare has been canceled by some woke American teachers because they think his classic works promote ‘misogyny, racism, homophobia, classism, anti-Semitism, and misogynoir’ (is there anything else?). That is a direct quote. All I can say is that, although I am perhaps overly attached to the past, it’s no wonder that so many people love Shakespeare ( from Taki).

Whew, I never could understand that dude.

“Our enlightened age is being replaced by the “Like” age. Like, like it or not you will like, accept like the woke way of like doing things as in the likeness of being like (SJ).”

Hey bro, don’t ya know that like reading, writing and mathematics, like as in 2+2=4, are so like white dude and must like be eradicated dude. Ya bro, we’re all just like real simpletons like don’t ya know that like 2+2=22. It is like really woke to be like a real simpleton. All white dudes and dudesses should be like simpletons just like the rest of us like simpletons…like…like.

Ah yes, someone wrote a book about that as in The Unbearable Likeness of Being A Woke (my apologies to Milan Kundera)

We have entered…..ta da….

The Second Dark Age.

After all we have honored likeness like in when we named a highway in Honolulu the “LikeLike” Highway. Hawaii: The Like State.

Why does diversity only apply to black people or people of colour as in enrollment or attendance. If you have a class of 50 white people and one black person or someone of colour then by definition you have diversity. Differing cultures…like, ya know bro.

Yo dude. I like that.

I am proud to call myself a Christian. I like that.

Have a great weekend.

SJ…Out

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Simple Facts

An Environmentalist’s lament:

If things are good in moderation then they must be great in excess;

Billions…soon trillions will be spent on environmentalism with little to show for it;

For every action there is a BLM / Antifa reaction;

If things are worth doing then they are worth overdoing;

Why are pacifists so militant?;

Why are lefties so righteous?;

Life on earth in 2021 is no different than life in 1970;

Improve the planet and destroy the middle class;

Innovate and send jobs to China;

It’s not enough to reduce our emissions to zero. We must eradicate CO2 from the atmosphere;

Population control;

Reduce the earth’s population;

Urban renewal by burning cities down;

CNN: Rioting is just another word for peaceful protests by misunderstood activists;

Crush coal and let them code;

More gadgets to make life easier equates to less happiness, loneliness and anxiety at record levels;

Earth Day? Follow the money. It is all about the money and not the environment;

Earth Day equates to child indoctrination;

Earth Day equates to lost jobs, urban decay and social / psychological disorder;

Environmental activism is an environ – mental disorder;

Build…Back…Better….COMMUNISM;

The Great Reset…COMMUNISM

Communism equates to living in a shit-hole;

Organic equates to eating shit;

Organic communism equates to eating shit while living in a shit-hole;

You will be happy and own nothing…except shit; and

A plant based hamburger is an oxymoron…and it tastes like shit.

 

HAPPY Belated EARTH DAY

 

Do as they say…say what they mean…..

SJ…Out

 

 

 

Your Eyes

 

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Craziness: From Maggies’ Farm

“Agricultural Disaster” – Frost Blast Decimates French Vineyards, May Slash Total Wine Output By Third.

There is still beer man.

US President Joe Biden to ‘propose hiking tax on rich’

A tax on hiking?  

John Kerry Implies Net-Zero Emissions Goal Not Good Enough, Says We Need To ‘Get Carbon Dioxide Out Of The Atmosphere’

Let’s kill two bird brains with one stone. That will surely kill us and the planet John.

Can you believe these guys?

New York City, Which Survives On Fossil Fuels, Sues Fossil Fuels Companies

Never look a gift horse in the mouth. Bite the hand that feeds ya.

Why do white people hate Mother Earth? AOC, Sierra Club expose real causes of climate change. Whitey. It’s my fault. Solution? Eradicate white people and the temperature will continue to increase; seas will begin to rise; glaciers will continue to melt; and tornadoes and hurricanes will continue to target trailer parks.

Well we don’t AOC. Unlike you and your ilk we do not believe in false gods or idols like Mother Earth. We believe in only one God, through his son Jesus Christ and by the power of the Holy Spirit. All others are false gods including Gaia.

And only God can control the climate AOC. It is his creation after all. We praise the creator and not the creation.

The epitome of madness:

It’s in her eyes. Imagine…her world? And no religion too!

 

SJ…Out

Climate Modeling

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Federal modelling data suggest lockdowns have slowed COVID-19 spread.

Oh, you mean…just like the climate models, as in Global Warming:

See the source imageCome to Canada they said.

But what does the real world say about this? Huh? Well listen for yourself…if you can. I dare ya.

Modeling, not yodeling idiot-tote-doe.

This is the only modelling that I have any trust in.

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Just say no…to climate change.

Canadian forecasting model:

They haven’t a clue. Supposed to rain today….nope, sunny, as per usual.

But I’ll take some climate change buddy.

Not to be outdone:

1997 Kyoto: Canadian PM Chretien to an aide: “What did those dastardly Americans pledge to do?”

“Erm 7% below 1990 levels.”

“Chretien: OK, we’ll do 10% then.”

Of course nothing was done. Emissions went up considerably.

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Fast forward to 2021: Earth Day Summit, April 22, where the smoke from  420 day is still lingering.

PM Johnson: England pledges 50% reductions from 2005 levels over the next 9 years.

“Oh Yeah,” Biden says. “We pledge 51%.”

“Oh yeah” Trudeau says. “Well Canada pledges 52%. So there. na na na na na.”

The scary thing for us Canadians is that Trudeau means it.

In his closing remarks Biden stated: “Ladies and Gentlemen. Because of your commitment today, the icebergs will start melting, the oceans will begin to rise, glaciers will disappear, hurricanes and tornadoes will continue to target trailer parks  and all of the Earth will be an Eden for the snake.”

BTW, why is Biden wearing a mask in a closed Zoom conference?

Hallelujah

Liberal speak inbound: Canada will have 10$ a day child care in place within 5 years. Just like we promised in 1993….honest.

 

SJ…Out

 

 

 

 

Crimes of the Century

Warning: Democrat speak inbound:

Even Biden’s $1.9 trillion COVID-19 relief bill is a partisan monstrosity that passed both chambers without a single Republican vote. Only 1% of the entire package goes toward vaccines, and only 5% is focused on pandemic-related public health issues. The rest is spending on bailouts for cities and states, and the environmental and social justice priorities of the progressive left wing. Code for: in my back pocket;

Andrew Cuomo, Governor of New York, just keeps the lies coming. Ignores his state’s terrible Covid response and moves on to the more progressive scandal of sexual misconduct.

Warning: Canadian Liberal-speak in bound.

Liberal; government stated in their budget yesterday that $10 a day day care was coming…in 5 years!. Where have we heard that before especially given the mandatory government term in Canada is 4 years? The BC provincial government said a similar thing…day care in year 4 or our mandate…then called an election in year 3;

28,000: The number of people, called a Canadian technology corps by the Liberals, who will be sent to help businesses with new technology. Nooooo, we do not want government intervention in anything. Whatever the liberal government touches goes up in bureaucratic smoke. Just look at the cannabis file and the Phoenix IT file;

$5 billion: Money spent over seven years on the Net Zero Accelerator (????) to help companies invest to reduce their greenhouse gas emissions. In other words a Net Zero Accelerator equates to going backwards.

We want Moe Money: $18 billion: To support healthy, safe, and prosperous Indigenous communities, and advance meaningful reconciliation. Almost as much as the entire military budget for 1.4M people. Why not just give each indigenous man, woman and child $12,000.00 and be done with it.

Warning: UN Speak Inbound:

UN: US Vaccine ‘Hoarding” Endangers Africa, 

Africa: We Don’t Want Vaccine;

UN: The Wuhan virus did not originate in China.

China: Thank you UN. Here is another gazillion dollars.

UN: US is solely responsible for Climate Change

China: Thanks UN. Here is another gazillion dollars for your Swiss Bank account.

The rest of us: we don’t want Climate Change. We don’t want the UN.

Warning: Univershity speak inbound:

From the Univershity of Texas at Austin: (Page 5) All faculty search committee members must participate in “diverse hiring training” by the UT Provost’s Office. This training will focus on “evaluation of demonstrated skill in promoting or achieving divershity, equity, and inclusivity in teaching, service, or research within applicant portfolios.” 

Code for: Whitey need not apply. The Univershity has given up on systemic racism.

Nice world we live in.

SJ…Out