Canada’s Greatest Explorer

An Ode to David Thompson, AKA Koo Koo Sint.

He may have been a tad Koo Koo but he was a brilliant Koo Koo

Portrait David Thompson Explorer

Two Shillings and Six Pence

(David Thompson 1770-1857)

 

This winter’s shade  ‘s so cold and pale

It besets my gaze and arthritic limp

With chills and hunger’s ceaseless laugh

I sit like poverty’s brazen pimp

 

I sense death’s subtle whisper there

As she smothers all thoughts of present, seeing

No past, no future, no joyful screams

Just drains my life-blood’s present, being

 

Too weak to cry or beg to feed

Only Charlotte’s love to soothe my fear

To lose all pride and self esteem

For a morsel’s taste of youth to cheer

 

Two shillings here and six pence keeps

My life away from some beggar’s fate

How I laugh at such a meagre scrip

And a legacy lost to some scoundrel’s bait

 

This Judas touch forsakes my warmth

Within this cloak of adventurous tales

While hunger sings its cryptic, sorrowful song

So hauntingly long, so distressingly stale

 

Yet my hands betray my mind’s ambition

Of an artist’s touch that sowed this land

From the chartless wasteland’s fearsome grasp

To mark and plot from a surveyor’s stand

 

For I observed the cold Prince Rupert lands

That surrounds the grey vast inland sea

As I tracked the tundra’s hard core frost

And fed my mind’s curiosity

 

I observed the wasteland’s magnetic strength

That draws one in like a madman’s gaze

And witnessed the great white creature’s feats

These lords of the barrens, of the inland bays

 

I observed the lands where the muskrat calls

And let the beaver seduce the zealot’s mind

I observed, and marked…ten thousand times marked

And culled the wilderness’ fearsome grind

 

I observed and marked…ten thousand times… marked

With my dear and dependable friends

I marked the time on my sextant’s arc

And undermined the sun’s eternal bend

 

I observed and marked ‘cross prairie grass

Stark contrast ‘gainst the granite’s stoic stance

As far away as my eye could see

Just wave upon wave in a dreamlike trance

 

I observed the rivers that fed a thousand lakes

As their headwaters announced a torrent of spring

I observed the power of the snow pack’s flood

That fed and nourished my soul to sing

 

I marked the mountains with my measured glimpse

As they dwarfed my being within heaven’s glance

I observed their snow tops blinding strength

Like whitecaps whirled in some frightening dance

 

I reduced the stars from their heavenly maze

Like magic that masks the mathematician’s skill

Or the illusionist’s trick that traps an ignorant man

To marvel at some sorcerer’s will

 

I dared to dream of stars to capture thus

With my filtered plates and their golden arc

And hear my mark like some winsome sonnet, ring

And resonate through the superstitious dark

 

I marked the paths across this special land

Each river, each stream, each mountain pass clear

From Superior’s strength to Columbia’s Bar

And the 49th line in my sextant’s mirror

 

Yet my great map there in the great hall falls

Like a silent echo of some passionate deed

Observe… deceit in its projection thus

While rotting there in its mold-like seed

 

But the pain that lives within my heart

Not sorrowful pity or self-loathing disgust

It’s Arrowsmith’s torment, which lingers so

And rips my heart with such subtle thrusts

 

Just memories now to ease my pain

Such wondrous thoughts that no wealth could bring

 And marvelous dreams of dreams await

On the plains and the foothills, where the mountain streams sing

 

I’ll embrace death’s call for my observer’s touch

For I made my mark and claimed my stake

I unlocked the secrets that my Lord did cast

And traced a course for man’s knowledge sake

Portrait David Thompson Explorer

This and other poems can be found in my book of poems: “Little Poems From The Great White North.” Available through Amazon.com or Amazon.ca.

Great Again

Washington?…..Nope. Calgary Alberta.

Central and Eastern Canadian Liberals are going ballistic right now.

A very emotional tribute to Charlie Kirk was broadcast from Phoenix AZ on Fox Network.

Dan Beazley stands with a cross at a memorial for conservative activist Charlie Kirk, Sunday, Sept. 21, 2025, at State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Ariz. (AP Photo/John Locher)

You can say what you want about Americans but one thing is certain. The Conservative Americans are patriotic and love their country. They have strong beliefs in God, family and in doing what is right. They know and understand the difference between right and wrong. The Progressive liberal left on the other hand are intolerant, hateful, spiteful and nasty. They do not believe in God as witnessed by their rioting, burning, looting and killing whenever an issue arises that doesn’t fit their narrative. They are racist bigots with no moral code, compass or ethics. St Paul had them in  mind when he said: “Good will be evil and evil will be good. Right will be wrong and wrong will be right They will turn themselves over to a reprobate mind.”

A man is overcome with emotion while watching a Charlie Kirk tribute video during a memorial for the conservative activist Sunday, Sept. 21, 2025, at State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Ariz. (AP Photo/John Locher)

As a Canadian, one can only wish that the holier than thou, we’re better than you Karen’s and Ken’s of our nation would wake up and see the damage being inflicted on our country by their woke ideology. Their credo is destruction…and…well…well…we are not Americans…you know! Orange man bad. And what is wrong with making anything great again? Canada used to be a great nation with a great heritage. I wish we could make Canada great again!

People hold up signs during a memorial for conservative activist Charlie Kirk, Sunday, Sept. 21, 2025, at State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Ariz. (AP Photo/John Locher)

When the progressive left mourns or grieves they burn down city centers, they loot, riot, murder and inflict harm through racial hatred.

A protester carries a U.S. flag upside down as he walks past a burning building in Minneapolis on...

When the right mourns a fallen comrade they form prayer groups, vigils and sing songs of praise to our Lord.

I know which group I want to belong to.

Do you?

 

Prime….

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Carney has been Canada’s Prime Minister for 5 months now.

His major accomplishments to date – in spite of an expected $92B budget deficit are as follows:……………..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

………………except for word salads of course.


“Because I eat Prime Rib. I watch Prime and I am Primarily focused on Net Zero, which is a prime number of course”

“I am also the Prime Minister of Canada and you’re not!”

“And when I fart they are Prime Cuts. Oh, and my shyte don’t stink.”

“I live in the Prime area of Ottawa whereas my wife and daughter live in a Prime location of New York city.”

“I always watch TV in Prime time, especially Questionable Period in Canada’s House of Clowns.”

“I am in Prime conditioning, as witnessed by my Primary achievements thus far (see above).”

“Oh and don’t you forget that I am… thee… Prime mover and shaker in Canada.”

“And when I want to get something built in Canada rest assured I will use my Prime Contractor…Brookfield Asses…or something or other.”

“I am…the most interesting Prime Minister in the world. But when I drink it is Prime Barrel Whiskey, Glencairn of course.  In the USA I drink Jack Daniels while dining at the Whiskey Prime Steakhouse.”

‘But, but what about Canadian Crown Royal Mr. Prime erm Minister?’

“I’ll leave that poor excuse for a Whiskey to Doug Ford.”

“I am Marc Carney, the leader of the Primevil Liberal Party of Canada and you’re not!”

So There!


 

Canadian Reality

The Liberal electoral mantra:

“Screw the West, we’ll take the rest.”

“Screw the West, we’ll take the rest.”

“Screw the West, we’ll take the rest.”

“Screw the West, we’ll take the rest.”

But, Canada’s eastern demise is Alberta’s rise.

We can do this…………..

……………………NOT! (iaw the Liberal’s economic plan).

And Canada? Thank the Liberals.

Anywhere…aftermath of a Liberal Party picnic.


Yes, but when I complain, well, its the truth. Pass me a Don Equis…Pah-leeze.

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And this for all you Millennials out there:

“How dare you. How will I cut my hair now!”

She left her bowl at home.

How I love AI.


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