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Confusion

Unintended consequences: the Turd’s Carbon Tax kicked in 01 April. No April Fools joke here except perhaps from the person in charge. Here in BC we have had the Carbon Tax now for over 10 years yet our gas prices still went up 15 cents a litre after the Turds 4 cents a litre carbon tax kicked in for those provinces without the Carbon Tax. Highest gas prices in North America. BCers are still not protesting. I cannot fathom this myself. Oh well.

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“We are here to screw the middle class. How much more transparent can we be.” the Turd was heard to remark after his tax came in.

Canada is three times warmer, on average, than anywhere else on the planet. Of course that would mean that somewhere in the world it is three or more times cooler…..This coming from Climate Barbie who claims that CO2 is a pollutant and David Phillips, Canada’s prime weather witch, who predicted a mild winter this past winter. Of course both have been proven wrong, in dramatic fashion, yet Canadians still swallow this shyte. I have more confidence in Poor Richard’s Almanack and this guy:

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Touchy Feelie…good old Joe Biden…remember him? Obama’s Vice…in more ways than one. Now allegedly accused of groping small children inappropriately. Say it ain’t so Joe. Funny how this all comes out now. But then it comes out that this is a TRUMP re-election campaign add. Already? Good gawd. Dirt or what? We now have to listen to this shyte for 18 months.

The brain needs animal fat. Who would have thunk? This from a nutritionist doctor who also states: “Fun things about animal fat:”

Many people think the main difference between plant and animal fats is that animal-sourced foods contain more saturated fat, but here are a few fun fatty facts that may surprise you: 00000 alliteration is so much fun:

  1. All whole plant and animal foods naturally contain a mixture of saturated and unsaturated fats. Wow. Funny!
  2. More fun…..Some plant foods are higher in saturated fat than animal foods, with coconut oil topping the charts at 90 percent saturated fat. That’s more than twice the saturated fat found in beef fat (tallow).
  3. And then there is this…..The primary type of fat found in pork is a monounsaturated fatty acid (MUFA) called oleic acid, the same fat found in olive oil. Isn’t this so much fun?

Are we having fun yet?? Hey Pamela, what do you think?

See the source image“If only I had “tits” for brains everything would be alright. It is no fun being front end loaded.”

catastrophe

….book explains why the catastrophic decline in polar bear numbers we were promised in 2007 failed to materialize. It’s the story of how and why the polar bear came to be considered ‘Threatened’ with extinction, and tracks its rise and fall as an icon of the global warming movement. The book also tells the story of Crockford’s role in bringing that failure to public attention and the backlash against her that ensued – and why, among all others who have attempted to do so previously, she was uniquely positioned to do so.
 
In general, this is a cautionary tale of scientific hubris and of scientific failure, of researchers staking their careers on untested computer simulations and later obfuscating inconvenient facts.For the first time, you’ll see a frank and detailed account of attempts by scientists to conceal population growth as numbers rose…

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Don’t believe the UN either.

CANADIANS….WAKE UP. YOU ARE BEING LIED TO!

A Greenies and an NDP hot flash….Venezuela is a ZERO CARBON STATE. “Hey, if they can do it surely Canada can as well.”

Millions of Venezuelans were left without running water Monday amid a series of massive blackouts, forcing President Nicolas Maduro to announce electricity rationing and school closures as the government struggles to cope with a deepening economic crisis.

This is where our NDP and Green politicians would love to take us:

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That is all I wrote:

“Ball of Confusion:” Has anything really changed?

This was done in the 1960s by the Temptations. Disregard the last bit.

Have a great Navy day.

SJ……….…………………………..Out

 

 

A Real April Fool.

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Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon’s blood,
Then the charm is firm and good….liberal-speak in the 1500’s

And in 21st Century lingo:

Smoke and mirrors on Parliament Hill dude. Have a toke man. Love it. Chill out!

So what’s up with the Turd these days? I cannot believe this from the Liberal Party’s own fire brand rag: The “Toronto Red Star” in the morning…. readers take warning.

Trudeau has shown his true colours with his insult to the Grassy Narrows First Nation. Yup….Yellow.

By the by. Why is it that only money will placate reconciliation and forgiveness? Huh? Why?

Hey, I was abused by the priests and nuns in school. Show me da money too. I need some re-con-silly–nation.

A First Nation wants to buy Kinder Morgan. Watch that go through the approval process in a flash. Of course, indirectly the Canadian tax payer pays for this. But when Whitey does it! Delay, delay, delay. Identity politics is ruining this country/.

Federal Carbon Tax takes effect 01 April and that’s no joke.

“But its Carbon Neutral” they said. Hahahahahahahaahahaahahahaha

a close up of text on a black background: The Liberals say average households will come out ahead in its plan to levy a carbon tax and provide direct rebates to consumers in the provinces and territories that don't have a carbon-pricing plan. Conservatives say it will make everything more expensive, while the NDP and Greens say it won't get Canada to its emissions targets.Confused. And the Greens and NDP want to increase it more and more and more. Destroy the economy no doubt.

“Families will get a rebate” they said, Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

“And come out a head of the game,” they said. Hahahahahahahahahahaha

So, if it is revenue neutral, and families will be a head of the game, then why bother bringing this tax in at all? To screw the middle class…of course.

See the source imageHahahahahahahaha, I told them…hahahahaha….that it was revenue, hahahahahaha neutral Gerry. Revenue neutral. That did it Gerry. Hahahahahahaha. Canadians are soooo stupid and smug. Hahahahaha. Oh how I love being me. Tomorrow, I am going to be a Sikh. Yessssss.

And in typical Liberal-speak…..well, it’s not a tax. It’s a levy. Hahahahahahahaha…..

Bahahahahahahahahaha.

Oh and get this. Victoria pays the highest for fuel in North America. $1.44.9 a litre. Soon to rise again. We are closing in on Europe. And the Greens and NDP say it is not enough.

CANADIANS, BC…………………….WAKE UP. You / we are getting screwed because not a single dime of this tax, levy is going to save the planet or improve our infrastructure. It is going into General Revenue, which means…in typical liberal-speak…that we are screwed. Bigly!

The planet needs saving alright. From the stupidity of our so called leaders.

“Everything progressives touch they destroy.” Cicero, 443 BC!

More typical Liberal-speak. Re: Carbon Tax.

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As of today (Climate Barbie), it’s no longer free to pollute anywhere in Canada. Canadians understand that climate change is real and they want us to act. That’s why we’re putting a price on pollution and working with Canadians to make life more affordable. …..hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

That (above) has to be the oxymoronic statement of the year so far. Barbie, C02 is not a pollutant. Saying so just shows how bloody stupid and ignorant you and your policies are. And quit wrapping your dumb policies in the Canada Flag.

Happy April Fools Day. Only in Canada, every day is April Fools Day.

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Have a great Navy Day

 

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Turn Me Loose

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Yesterday’s post about that Pakistan man named Hussein who has a pet lion got me to thinking about another duo obsessed with wild animals. Siegfried and Roy. Remember these guys? Roy was mauled to death by his out of control tiger that had him in a head lock with his jaws.

No matter how nice you may be to them, sooner or later they’re going to get ya Hussein.

Siegfried & Roy posing for the camera: Siegfried & Roy - Getty Images

Talk about calling the kettle black: Rosie O’Donnell slams Kelly Ripka for being mean. And this is news why?

Trudeau apologizes to an indigenous woman for a sarcastic remark. Seems these apologies are so rampant now to be almost meaningless…like the PM himself.

The following must have been written by a Canadian….sorry:

We’d all like to be more polite. The polite person gets the secret discount, the last available table, the self-satisfied feeling that comes when you know for a fact you’ve brightened someone’s day. Simply, being polite is good for all parties. But, the thing is, if you’re not actively trying to be polite, you might be actually be doing the opposite.

A lot of the niceties you may use in everyday conversation—without a second thought—are considered by some to be downright impolite. Basically, when it comes down it, being polite is to focus less on saying the right things and more on not saying the wrong things.

Okay….……..”F&%k Off”…how is that for a focus.

Holy Cow man!

Icelandic ultra-low-cost airline Wow Air ceased operations on Thursday, stranding hundreds of passengers around the world. Wow’s shutdown also leaves those who have upcoming reservations with airline stuck without flights.

Wow!

a large air plane flying in the sky

Who would ever fly on a purple airplane anyway. Especially one named “Wow?”

Typical day in Canada.

Climate change, global warming. My polite Canadian response: “F^%K Off.”

Being a Catholic myself I love this: Bold comments are mine:

“While attending Mass at the University of Notre Dame last fall, Maryann White saw something that horrified her: Leggings.

“A group of young women, all clad in tight, clingy Spandex and short tops, were sitting directly in front of her and her family.

“I thought of all the other men around and behind us who couldn’t help but see their behinds,” the self-described Catholic mother of four sons wrote in a letter to the editor that was published by the Observer, Notre Dame’s student newspaper, on Monday. “My sons know better than to ogle a woman’s body — certainly when I’m around – oh mom…please..yuck (and hopefully, also when I’m not)- ogling you mom? I think not but then again they are Catholics. They didn’t stare, and they didn’t comment afterwards. But you couldn’t help but see those blackly naked rear ends. I didn’t want to see them — but they were unavoidable. How much more difficult for young guys to ignore them.” 

“Hey we’re Catholic boys. By the way mom, what’s ogle-ing?”

“C’mon Mom, we’re always trying to get a leg up….guilty!”

I bet they were thinking about this song while they were ogling:

https://youtu.be/mep0gtkmsuQ

Short one today.

Have a great weekend. Read ya Monday.

 

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Who’s On First

 

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Got this from a friend. I thought it pretty well reflects Liberal-speak:

A new take on that famous Abbott and Costello skit:

COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in Canada

ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 5.6%.

COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?

ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%.

COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%.

ABBOTT: 5.6% Unemployed.

COSTELLO: Right, 5.6% out of work.

ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%.

COSTELLO: Okay, so it’s 23% unemployed.

ABBOTT: No, that’s 5.6%.

COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 5.6% or 23%?

ABBOTT: 5.6% are unemployed. 23% are out of work.

COSTELLO: If you are out of work you are unemployed

ABBOTT: No, Trudeau said you can’t count the “Out of Work” as the unemployed. You have to look for work to be unemployed.

COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!!

ABBOTT: No, you miss his point.

COSTELLO: What point?

ABBOTT: Someone who doesn’t look for work can’t be counted with those who look for work. It wouldn’t be fair.

COSTELLO: To whom?

ABBOTT: The unemployed.

COSTELLO: But ALL of them are out of work.

ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work. Those who are out of work gave up looking and if you give up, you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed.

COSTELLO: So if you’re off the unemployment roles that would count as less unemployment?

ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely!

COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you don’t look for work?

ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down. That’s how it gets to 5.6%. Otherwise it would be 23%.

COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you. That means there are two ways to bring down the unemployment number?

ABBOTT: Two ways is correct.

COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?

ABBOTT: Correct.

COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job?

ABBOTT: Bingo.

COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of the two is to have people stop looking for work.

ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking like a Liberal.

COSTELLO: I don’t even know what the hell I just said!

ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking and talking like Trudeau.

Stats Canada take note.

This is also soooo cool. For those out there that truly think of themselves as unique.

The real truth about so called “hipsters”

Thanks to Paul Joseph Watson

Given the hipster meme I thought this video was appropriate:

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ……….………………………………………Out