Leadership – Page 14

Sensitive Bullies

David Cassidy dead at 67. Man, makes me feel really old. I am only a year younger than him. Watching him and the Partridge Family doesn’t seem that long ago.

On another note the sex continues. This time some guy named Nick Carter accused of rape. Holy crap. Never heard of him. The accuser said Carter called for weeks after. He eventually stopped calling, but then she signed on with his manager and friend, Kenneth Crear. Yeah, that’ll do it. I guess her career needed a boost financially.

Cult like Canadian product could break all time “Black Friday” records. What is it?

Image result for pics of canadian hosers' toques The Canadian Hoser Toque! Gotta get me one. Canada’s contribution to the world man.

True-dough welcomes back 60 ISIS terrorists. With open arms no doubt and an open wallet. Let’s see, on average he has been giving these questionable dudes $10.5M each – so that’s going to cost us about $630M bucks. But hey they’re Canadians eh? More-dough was heard to say: “We can make anyone a hoser if we throw enough money at them.” Ralphy could only smile his liberal smugness smile of his.

Glamour Magazine’s Woman of the Year are all liberal, lefties. Nooooooo. Not a conservative anywhere on that list. Shocked? Not really. In Canada you will never see a conservative awarded anything. Order of Canada Con – nope! Hockey Hall of Fame Con? Nope! Giller Prize Con? No. Nothing Con. Move on.

That’ll do it and deflect things: Holly’s Woody in the Morning people to rename streets that were names after Confederate Generals. Lee Avenue will be renamed Oscar Myer Weiner. TV programs such as “Lee-vit to Beaver” are just too toxic. Confederate sex. So that name will be changed to Wine Stein, or Wallbanger. Sara Lee Cake to be removed from all studio cafeterias. Replaced with Angel Food! or Pussy Galore perhaps. Lee-vi jeans will have to be rebranded in Holly’s Woody in the Morning to something like: “Battle of the Bulge” or “Grant me a Wish,” says Harvey Wee Wee………………… Geesh.

Liberals to re-integrate ISIS fighters into Canadian society. After all diversity is our strength. We take the good with the bad. Okay, just ensure that they be integrated into Ottawa, Toronto and Vancouver society. That will be one way to reduce property values….for sure and address our outrageous tax laws. Eh Gregor?

Gregor? Gregor?? Sounds Russian don’t it? The Mayor of Vancouver is pushing hard for social housing. This is what social housing looks like:

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By that world famous architect of social renewal:

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C’mon people of Canada, citizens of Vancouver, Toronto, Victoria and other cities with progressive mayors and left wing councils……………………WAKE UP

From the Oxymoronic file comes this: Only in Canada and Toronto could you have ” Sensitive Bullies.” They, the sensitive bullies, will be employed as school crossing guards. That should go over well.

Image result for pics of antifa bullies “I said, get across that gawd damn street…now!”… “But the light’s red and I’m scared!”…. “Don’t be a pussy, MOVE IT.”

So profound man!

And “idiocy is Real.”

Rest in Peace David.

SJ……………………………………….Out!

Every Breath you Take:

Maldives: The New Normal. Ironically, humans are now caught in a huge aquarium for the delight of the fishies. “What are they eating mommy,” one fish was heard to say. “Looks like Captain Highriner,” the mother said with that fishy lisp of hers.”

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Finally, there is a gawd. Yesterday it was Robert Mugabwe, today its Charlie Manson.

Charles Manson is in grave condition.

Time to meet Lucy, turd. I hear she’s hot!

Seeing and hearing about this makes me feel old. I can remember exactly where I was and what I was doing when his madness surfaced back in 1969. I had just turned 18.

Turd-dough has handed over control of our military, as small and as insignificant as it is becoming under his leadership, to the UN. This will not go over well. Look at those eyes. Madness I tells ya.

THE CANADIAN PRESS

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is defending a new approach to peacekeeping that will hand the United Nations a key role in deciding where to deploy Canadian troops while keeping peacekeeping resources at their lowest levels in decades. See , the Liberal way: kill two birds with one stone. Scale back resources and funding for our military and turn over all decisions about our military’s deployment to the UN. If they, the UN, screw it up, then True-dope can wash his hands of the whole mess. He takes his cue from Hilarious and the Book of Benghazi……..I want my country back.

In another note look at this:

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaks with Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte during a photo for the ASEAN-Canada 40th Commemorative session in Manila on Tuesday.

True-dough’s just told Dirty, the Filipino Pres, that he doesn’t have to worry about a thing as Canadian Peacekeepers will be deployed though the UN to help him in his war on drugs. Dirty could only laugh. True-dope could be heard singing: Can – na – bis, That catchy ditty from out centennial celebrations back in 1967 during that awesome summer of love. He really wants to change our national anthem to the “Cannabis Forever.”

Looks like an Apocalypse Movie?

'It looks like the apocalypse': MMA workers didn't fathom it was their train burning, Lac-Mégantic trial hears Unfortunately not. This is real. The Lac-Megantic rail disaster. This is what happens when we let those radical environmentalists run loose. Ban pipelines huh? Sad.

Heard at Bonn’s COP 22. A huge cop-out fun fest on our dime. People, wake up.

Now the Pope is in on the Climate Change discourse. Stick to saving souls Pontiff and leave the planet to the experts. This lastest bit of papery comes from an organization that has a great deal of knowledge and expertise in dealing with heretics. BTW, CO2 is not a pollutant, CO2 is not a poison. CO2 is necessary for our existence on this plant. CO2 is a compound element. You exhale CO2 with every breath you take. Carbon comprises 18.3% of your body. If you really believe in what you are saying then lead by example and take yourself out of the gene pool.

SJ……………………………………….Out

What’s a Billion Anyway?

Maldives: Going, going, gone in 46 days, according to the UN.

See, even these guys are getting out of “Dodge”

Trump sentenced to death by North Korea……..Trump is shaking in his boots over this one. Perhaps this really is a new self defence move he is practicing:

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Take that!

$Image result for pics of weird handshakes in asia pacifi meetings\$ I don’t know what would be worse. To be sent to death by some NK stinkpot or have to wear this:

Another dire prediction comes out of Business Insider. We’re Fooked as a planet by…………you guessed it……………………..100 years from, now. So let’s start donating gazillion dollars to third world dictators run by the UN’s climate fund. Yup, even these guys are excited about it. Or are they just excited about their new washroom logo. Hey I have to take a “dump.” “Which way to the wo-or – mans washroom. I’ll keep the lid down after I go. I promise.” eeee gads.

Stick to business guys and stop trying to save the planet one stool at a time.

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There is a God after all.

Robert Mugabe, 93, and the UN’s latest goodwill ambassador is apparently under house arrest in what appears to be a coup of some sorts in Mugabe’s Zimbabwe, His wife was seen fleeing to Namibia. “No story here” she touted. “Just going on a shopping spree. Tell my babe-we, my Muga-babe that I’ll be home for dinner. Now how many Ak 47’s did he want anyway?”

Soldiers take over ZBC – Zimbabwe’s state broadcaster. We here in Canada should be so lucky! Take note CBC!

Eatery in Chicago protested by cultural miss-appropriationists because it is not Mexican enough. No the owners are of Korean and Filipino descent, providing affordable meals starting at 7 bucks. Not good enough these SJWs commented. We want Mexican, Tacos, Nachos, Burritos. Black Olives Matter you know. Besides, they don’t provide free Keopectate to consumers after a meal, like the Mexican restaurants do.

“Can I have the Burrito Combo. You know a burrito and a Molotov Cocktail?” Someone SJW was heard to order. A dangerous combination!

Venezuela economic failure and humanitarian crisis. This is where the NDP’s Leap Manifesto and other radical left-wing policies want to take us:

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All in their delusional effort to save the planet from ourselves. Wow!

It appears Canada’s finance minister – More-Dough – gets teary eyed while watching the Lindsay Lohan “Parent Trap” movie with his family. I had only one word to say when I heard that one……………….”We’re doomed.” Oops that’s two words, but who says I am wrong here with the new math. See Monday’s post. Perhaps 1 + 1 is 11!

Oh, this is a good one: Typical Liberal financial smoke and mirrors:

Result Anticipated: Balance the budget over the long-term and continue to reduce the debt-to-GDP ratio. Italics are mine:
As noted in the 2017 Fall Economic Statement, the fiscal framework does not forecast a balanced budget in 2019/20. Important fiscal investments were made to kick-start the economy, support the middle class and address the long-term challenges that were limiting Canada’s potential – tax, tax, tax. more-dough for those Liberal Twins More-dough and True-dough. Especially True dough’s home cabinet drawers.

Canada is now seeing the strongest economic growth in the G7 and increased consumer and business confidence. Yeah, Italy is a good role model. But mommy my 6 other friends at school have all jumped off the financial cliff, so why can’t I? As a result, the current fiscal track shows steady improvements in the Government’s budgetary position along with a continued decline in the federal debt-to-GDP ratio. But it’s still debt you morons………..The Government will maintain this downward deficit and debt ratio track – preserving Canada’s low-debt advantage for current and future generations. Oh you mean Generation Screwed!……………………………Geesh!

That’s just the Feds. Now this coming from a province near you:

The official balance sheets of provinces across the country mask billions of dollars in debt related to a series of megaproject follies being pursued by provincial governments and government-owned power utilities. While their debt doesn’t officially appear on provincial balance sheets, taxpayers will be left footing the bill when the electricity rates needed to pay them off become so economically crippling and politically unpalatable that they will require a bailout.

The province(s) will hide that debt from its own balance sheet through a series of accounting and regulatory maneuvers.

It’s called the “Smoke and Mirrors” economic policy. That Keynesian shyte didn’t work so we have all decided to adopt the Venezuela model” one financial minister was heard to say.

Do you know what one billion is?

A billion seconds ago it was 1959;
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive;
A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age;
A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our governments spends it.

Now think about our debt to GDP ratio. That would probably take us back to the “Big Bang.” You know that shower of celestial natural gas shyte that exploded way back when and started all of this current shower of shyte that we are experiencing.

Canada has already given away about $3 Billion dollars to the UN’s climate change green fun…er fund. That equates to Jesus and two of his brothers or sisters.

Man, my head hurts

Show me the money (Zero Hedge)

30 million Americans who woke perfectly healthy yesterday morning are now suddenly in need of expensive hypertension treatments after the American Heart Association and the American College of Cardiology decided to lower the definition of “high blood pressure” to 130/80 from the previous trigger of 140/90. According to Reuters, the change means that nearly 50% of American adults, or roughly 100 million people, now suffer from high blood pressure.

Colonoscopies are next!

Someone asked me once how can I come up with stuff everyday – well Monday to Friday anyway. This being the human condition it is very EASY. Daily news is the gift to me that just keeps on giving.

Don’t worry, be happy.

This from our fake news file, comes this from 1966. The Kinks were so far ahead of their times: