Category: Weirdness and Craziness

You can’t make this up!

The World I Know

Only in Canada:

The aggravated sexual assault charge laid by police against her attacker was dropped because the case took too long to go to trial. Shitty

Human remains found in Markham Ontario. Police won’t say how they found them but will not proceed with the case until daylight so that they can see what they’re doing. Judge throws prosecution out because it has taken the police too long to find them.

Sad: California family drives car off of a cliff. Whole family killed. Police are not sure as yet as to motive. Was it an Uber? A self drive? If they take too long in their investigation the case will be dropped…off the cliff! Why can’t the parents just do themselves in and leave the children out of it….Geesh!

Channing and Jenna divorcing after 9 years of marriage. I have two questions concerning this bit of news fluff. Who the f%$K are Channing and Jenna and who gives two f&#ks as to their marriage status?

This just in:

A pair of self-described sex instructors from Belarus have been stuck in a Thai detention center for weeks. They say they have evidence demonstrating Russian interference in the 2016 presidential erection in the United States, and that they have offered it to the F.B.I. in exchange for a guarantee of their safety.

Their claim — that they are targets of a covert, undercover Russian operation to silence them because they know too much — might seem outlandish, but their case certainly includes some unusual circumstances. I’ll say it does. Could be a “Trojan” in the making here, one Russian official was heard to remark. It appears that they are out to screw Trump no matter what.

Love this: On March 23, upset by a protest interrupting a Friday night dinner service – one of several staged in recent months at Antlers in Toronto — Hunter took a leg of venison to a high-top table overlooking the street, placed it on a cutting board and separated the meat from the bone. The gesture riled the protesters watching through the window, with one accusing Hunter of taunting the vegans with the “leg of a recently murdered deer.” Hunter returned half an hour later to eat a piece of seared venison steak in front of the vegans. The Vegans were salivating with disgusto!

Something we couldn’t wait to hear: Katie Nicholl, royal expert and author of the new book Harry: Life, Loss, and Love, told ET that while the queen will have a “very prominent and important role” in Harry and Meghan’s wedding on May 19, she won’t be hitting the floor at the reception – especially if the Spice Girls end up performing. “She’s going to want to be a very important part of that day and indeed she will,” the author explained. “But I think when it comes to the evening reception and certainly the party, if the Spice Girls are performing, then I don’t think the queen’s going to be on the dance floor.” No she is a Macarena fan!

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“That’s it Mum. Put your left foot forward.”

“I hate those Spice Girls Justine. They’re so 1980s. After all this is 2018 you know.”

“I know Mum, I know.”

Latest candidates for the “Darwin Awards” Condom snorting is the newest “challenge” and a dangerous online trend that’s become popular among young people through social media.

Rival to the “Tide Pod Challenge,” “condom snorting” is a dangerous practice that involves inhaling a rubber condom up one’s nose so that it can then be fished out through the mouth. The whole thing is recorded and uploaded to YouTube or another social media outlet.

Of course, there is a huge risk. If someone inhales a piece of rubber it can get stuck and result in a blocked airway, which can lead to choking and suffocation. “I can think of better ways to use these things, can’t you?” Russian Sex Coaches agreed.

“Climate Change is humanity’s greatest threat” – so says the UN IPCC. No, the UN is humanity’s greatest threat!

Love this (from Maggie’s Farm): Feminist Geography? What is it? Well:

Feminist geographers “challenge the masculinist formation of science as objective, gender-neutral, and value-free” by studying topics such as “spatial subjectivities” and “emotional geographies.”

Say what? Oh, you mean this:

Image result for pic of volcanos eruptions Yessss, emotional geographies the female Geographer was heard to scream.

Or, that is why women can’t read maps or drive a car in reverse!

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Spatial Geography…a real challenge

Say no more.

Song of the day? Geography? Well, it’s the world I know. (Collective Soul)

SJ……………………………Out

 

 

 

 

 

Who Would You Rather Be

Who would you rather be?

A driver in life:

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Or a passenger:

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You thought RF pollution was bad now, wait for this:

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And after a few years of exposure to this RF?

Its a killer people or wo-people.  I don’t know about you but I love driving.

See the source imageDriverless cars?……..Geesh. Just look at it:

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Are you kidding me?

And speaking of snowflakes. Love this quote:

“Growing up there is one important lesson worth noting. A child will learn half of what he or she is required to know about life from his teachers and family. The other half he or she will learn from bullies.” It is true. All of the rhetoric, the programs and all of the pink shirt days out there do absolutely nothing to address or stop a bully. This does:

See the source imageBullies are cowards. Fight back. As far as cyber bullying goes? Just turn the damn thing off. Simple. Don’t be a snowflake!

And, if you don’t think bullying is alive and well in the real adult world all one has to do is look at Hollywood, late night talk shows, ANTIFA, BLM, Universities, or any of the other tolerant leftist rants about Conservatives, Pro Lifers, Christians, Marriage, values and on and on it goes. And how did these do gooders get their bullying credentials? In school!

From the: “They don’t give a rat’s ass about deficits or debt so why should I” file comes this: Notley Triples Alberta’s Deficit

The Trudeau Liberals are resisting criticism of this foolhardy mission from both left and right. Canadian soldiers will be Mali-bound come summertime. And just so the world know this will be a gender driven mission where over half of the Peacekeepers will be female. That should go over well in this “Shit-Hole” of a country where 99% of the population is Muslim!

There is a Plan B that involves the cosmic coincidence that about 250 “Canadians” are suspected of travelling overseas to engage in terrorist activity — which is the exact number of troops the Liberals want to send to Mali… (Rebel)

Whoa………………….Let’s see how Trudeau squirms out of this one when the shyte hits the fan:

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Tomorrow I will be a Sikh

See the source imageA few weeks ago I was an Indian Princess….er Prince:

Image result for pics of trudeau in indiaDear Shiva, god of wardrobe. I really want to be an Indian. Whoosh. Okay here you are then:

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Or how about being an anarchist:

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Or, or, or maybe Superman:

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Oh, how I love being me. Let’s see. Maybe tomorrow I can be the Prime Minister of Canada. Hmmm, maybe not. Sooo boring.

Hey, but I am Prime Minister Justin Trudeau………………….and you’re not!

Happy Monday:

SJ……………………………Out

 

 

Lonely

This just in.

I tried the Crypto non potato diet for 10 days and I went from this:

Slide 2 of 9: After reading countless blog posts about fellow dieters reporting exhaustion and fatigue during the first few days, I actually noticed my energy levels soar. In fact, I felt as if I had downed three cups of coffee sans cream. At one point, the restlessness and jitters were a bit overwhelming. Though, after a few days progressed, my energy levels began to balance, and I felt more productive and clear-minded. Brain fog, begone!To this:

Before and After SupplementsBe careful, be very, very careful.

If only it were true file comes this headline:

‘Kryptonite-jacking’: Bitcoin rise prompts hackers to ditch ransomware for mining fraud

As bitcoin soared to the $20,000 mark last year, cyber-criminals increasingly turned their attention to Krypton-nite currency users. ‘Krypto-jacking’ cases catapulted in 2017 as Krypton-nite currency prices rose, according to new research.
Superman was not amused.
Love this headline: “Fancy gold and platinum from old ICBMs? Russian space agency opens bidding”
Fancy gold and platinum from old ICBMs? Russian space agency opens biddingYeah, the last guy who bought one of these babies was last seen….
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They take VISA!
Just another day in the City of Light
Clashes with police in Paris during rally against Macron’s public-sector reforms (VIDEOS)
French workers demonstrate violently in Paris against Macron’s reforms of the public sector. “He wants to impose a 1.5 hour work week on us! Sucre-Coeur!” one protester was heard to remark.
Queen has ordered Harry and Meghan to dispense with the PDA. No more of this I would assume.
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prince harry meghan markle pda: Photo, Samir Hussein/WireImage/Getty Images.I am just soooo out of touch these days.
Only in Canada you say?  Shitty
Saskatchewan Judge grants bail to man in fentanyl and weapon charges…3 dead.  Canada is open for business?
Just another reason why I would never, ever go to University these days:
A North Carolina State University sociology instructor contends that vegan and vegetarian men are guilty of “upholding the gender binary” and perpetuating “white masculinity.” Vegan and vegetarian men have, [says Mari Mycek,] reclaimed their “previously-stigmatised consumption identity” to wield power over women by framing their lifestyle as a rational, rather than emotional, choice.
Eating chick-peas is considered an act of oppression to women everywhere. (Thanks to SDA)
More Canadian Federal Hypocrisy:  Quebec energy projects do not have to pass the upstream / downstream greenhouse emissions litmus tests but western energy projects do!! What the F%$k batman. Time to get out of dodge me thinks.

Can you believe this:

Kathleen Wynne, the premier of Ontario feels that Old White People are the problem. So get out and vote she says to the young people.
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Yes, Ms Wynne you are definitely the problem for Ontarians
Let’s see. Old white people vote because:
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I know how I would vote.
That’s all she wrote:
Another great tune from Badfinger:
Click on the link, then click on the link in the box.
SJ…………………………..Out

I Put a Spell on You

Hey, are the Maldives still with us? Let’s see (from the Spectator):

The IPCC vision is a rise that by the year 2100 may amount to between 30cm and 50cm. This is based on model calculations. Our figure is a 5cm rise, plus or minus 15cm. In a newspaper article, you have suggested that sea levels may rise by between one and eight metres. Those figures, however, do not concur with the physics and known rates of ice melting. So those figures must be dismissed as impossible. (Love it). 

Keep going:

So why the scare-mongering? Could it be because there is money involved? If you inhabit a tiny island and can convince the world that its very existence is under threat because of the polluting policies of the West, the industrialised nations will certainly respond. The money is likely to flow in more quickly than the ocean will rise.

This is the fourth time I have written to you. Unfortunately, I think there is a problem with your email service because so far I have not received an acknowledgement. For this reason, I have decided to write this open letter in the pages of The Spectator. (The Camels have been seasick)

So, Mr President, you and your ministers in the Maldives really don’t need to worry about a future life beneath the waves. You should pass on this message to the people of the Maldives. It is high time to release them from this terrible psychological burden.

Follow da money! Or their new reality.

Image result for pics of the maldivesLet’s sleep on it – er under it.

And yet we are going to waste billions of dollars here in Canada on this fraud.

This just in: Best weekly exercise regimen for weight loss…..DON’T EAT. That’ll do it.

Park Rangers solve mystery in the woods. Yes Virginia Bears do shit in the woods!

Winterpeg and Taranta are the only Canadian Teams in the NHL Playoffs this year? Good gawd almighty. Who or what is a Winterpeg and Taranta? – let’s organize the parade now!

3 women out to get TRUMP. This latest news fiasco coming to you from the Trump Derangement Syndrome news media such as the Washington Post. I wonder who is paying these women to come forward to press their pillow cases sort of speak. Surely they could ill afford to clean or press their own sheets. That’s for certain.

Top cardiologist boils weight loss down to one thing…………………..DON’T EAT!

Mork and Mindy Pam Dawber on Robin Williams sexual exploits on the TV set:

“Dawber also opened up about Williams’ alleged sexual behavior on the show, which helped skyrocket the actor to fame. “I had the grossest things done to me by him. And I never took offense,” she reportedly said. “I mean I was flashed, humped, bumped, grabbed. I think he probably did it to a lot of people … but it was so much fun.” I mean, after all it was the seventies you know.  Bring back the 70s

The #MeToo crowd is all in a tizzy over this one. Some other actresses are coming out to say; Me Too. The same thing happened to me too. And me-ass … as well. At their age – they’re all in their 60s so they may be cougars but they’re not alligators, that’s for sure.

Pics that show how useless the scale is when slimming down:

Slide 1 of 26: <p>If you're trying to lose weight, <a href="https://www.popsugar.com/fitness/Lose-Weight-Without-Scale-43257345">the scale may not be the best judge</a> since a scale isn't capable of measuring just your body fat. In these 25 transformation photos, the women look like they've lost weight, but the scale numbers actually went up! So here's a visual reminder to <a href="https://www.popsugar.com/fitness/Weight-Loss-Motivation-Tip-43723734">take progress pics</a> and not to let the scale number rule you! </p>43704246Ah, whose looking at the scale any how? Slimming down can be summarized in two words…………………DON’T EAT!

From SDA: Rafaela Vasquez, 44, was in control of the self-driving Volvo SUV on Sunday … has felony convictions for attempted armed robbery … under her original name Rafael but now identifies as a woman … did not see Elaine Herzberg, 49, until it was too late. No, she or he or zir or zee or zey or zits or titz was putting on zir or zey of zits makeup when the crash occurred….Geesh. Would you take an Uber driverless car when they hire people like Vasquez?

In ancient Rome, a popular form of entertainment was gladiator fights: violent, cruel, and often ended in people’s death – all just for entertainment.

Gladiator games obviously are no longer going on in Rome. So when did they stop? We actually know the exact day: January 1st, A.D. 404.

And it was because of a saint.

Telemachus was an ascetic monk from the east who, upon coming to Rome, was horrified at the cruelty of the gladiator games. Even though Christianity had been made the official religion of Rome by Emperor Theodosius in A.D. 380, the games had continued.

According to the writings of the 5th century bishop Theodoret of Cyrus, Telemachus ran into the middle of the gladiator games and tried to physically stop the gladiators from fighting. The spectators were so upset that they stoned him to death (The leafs fans should be so lucky!). The Emperor Honorius was so disturbed by the murder of the holy monk that he banned the gladiator games from that day forward. They were never resumed – that was that.

And that was the beginning of tele-marketing. I kid you not!….Groan.

This headline gave me some grave concern: “Last Male Dies in Kenya” “Who’s next?” I thought, rather in a panic because of my maleness. I opened the article only to find out that they were referring to a white rhino. Whew. Then someone told me it had everything to do with white privilege. I grew concerned again!

Love this. Thanks to Maggie’s Farm:

Kinda puts the Irish spell on you.

Which brings me to the song for today. I love Creedence’s cover – from Woodstock 1969.

Have a wonderful Wednesday.

 

SJ…………………………..Out

End Of The World

I believe tomorrow, 20th March, will be the 106th anniversary date (March 20th ??? 1912) of the death of the south polar party of Scott, Bowers, Wilson and Oates. Evans died a few weeks earlier at the foot of the Beardmore Glacier. Sad

Robert Falcon Scott, 1868-1912, back row centre in balaclava, with members of the ill-fated Terra Nova expedition - Stock ImageIt was ill planned and poorly executed.

Hawking, before he died predicted the end of the universe. Oh yeah, something else that we need to be concerned about. Sorry Mr Hawking but the UN IPCC already has that locked up with their climate change thingy. And what a way to go out. I only wish I could do something about that as well when I exit stage right. In this case though it is all about Steve. Sad thing is that many people will believe this shyte. The Mayan calendar comes to mind. Remember 12-12-12 was going to be the end of the world as we know it? When that day came….Nada thing happened. Nobody knows, not even you Mr Hawking….Geeesh.

17 foods you should never put in the freezer. Whew. Don’t have to worry about that one. I can only think of one major food group to never put in the freezer man………………….KD! Kraft dinner. It’s about the only major food group any full blooded male (on his own) would ever consider putting in there, that is if he hasn’t finished it in one sitting.

Another Headline: 1980s Action Stars – Where are they now?………………DEAD!

For those about to start playing golf: Stop accepting those chunked chip shot in you golf game. No, no no! Start using the most neglected golf club in and out of your golf bag……………….the foot wedge. Never fails.

Image result for pics of the foot wedge           It will never let you down. It works every time.

From the “I Want More Money” file comes this: Residential chickens on councils agenda….and again…and again…and again. “Hey we are traumatized here. We want more money!”

Canadians see possible signal that the US is ready to compromise on Nafta giving Canada what it truly wants. And what is that? Well in keeping with Trudeau’s vision it will be a gender based feminist agreement. Transparency. The Transgender community and Trans Parents are all in a tizzy over this one. “We can buy woman’s clothing duty free now.” one tranny was heard to say. “This is a wynne wynne situation.” Naf said! Ta!

Trudeau celebrates this progress with his Nafta negotiating team:

See the source imageLove this: 17 signs “Your Car Needs a New Battery.” Well I can think of only one…..IT WON’T START!

Golfers are replacing their “lob” wedge with this new and exciting innovative club……………THE FOOT WEDGE

Golfer taps golf ball into the hole using his foot wedgeIt will never let you down as it works every time.

“Cry Me a River” – Gotta love this one:  Former Vice President Al Gore is at it again. Gore is attempting to link extreme weather to man-made climate change, this time warning of “flying rivers” and “rain bombs.” But in a new book,  Gore is accused of engaging in scientifically baseless “weather porn” for attempting to link every bad weather event to “global warming.

Will these guys ever shut up and give up? At close to $1B made over this shyte? I doubt it. There are just too many sheeple out there without a single critical thought cell in their minute brains.

And finally this: A new wedge has been designed to eliminate all fat and thin chip shots. It’s called: “Ta daaa:” The Foot Wedge. Buy it today and improve your game by at least 18 strokes!

Image result for Caddyshack Foot WedgeWho me? No way man!

Song for the day:

For you my dear Marijke. Now that is the end of the world for me.

Happy Monday.

SJ…………………………………..Out