Tag: Crap

I Feel Sh.ty

Happy Thanksgiving to my American friends:

Not really. In Canada this would not be on…banned. Cause we are sheeple here. Happy Thanksgiving and talk about anything you want…for freedom.

I only have two words to say about this:

Yes deer.

The #1 priority facing Canadians is the economy. Climate is nowhere to be seen, or heard, or talked about. Except for our Prime Minister it is to ban Conversion Therapy and stick it to Canadians at the gas pump. “We will tax, tax, tax fossil fuels until all Canadians get the message. No more ICE, no more ICE.”

“But, but, what about hockey?” his minister for sports said.

“I have no concern for monetary policy.” says Trudough, by far the worst Prime Minister this country has ever had. “And by the way, if 5 year old Johnnie wants to convert to become Joanne, parents have no right to interfere.”

“Oh but how we need a famine, or a war or a meteor strike on Parliament Hill.” SJ remarked.

“The media’s going on strike??” Trudough’s Press Secretary asked of me.

Oh and at COP26. Leadership at work in saving our planet. Listening to the latest speech by Saint Greta.

Only in Canada you say…..Pity….Shitty….and Prity.

 

SJ…Out

 

Art – Full Dodger

Free pint to anyone who can tell me what the picture behind Trudeau’s mob represents. Naw, didn’t think so. What that picture tells me is that Trudeau intends to maintain his progressiveness for Canada and take us all down a path that no sane Canadian will ever recognize. Why else would he nominate Melanie Joli as our foreign affairs minister or a 33 year old minister to represent seniors??? I have been in many of our embassies world wide and I can tell you that many of the pictures hanging on those walls come from the same artist.

Members of cabinet applaud as Trudeau and Gov. Gen. Mary Simon approach for a photo following a swearing in ceremony at Rideau Hall on Oct. 26, 2021 in Ottawa (Adrian Wyld/CP)

Oh, I know. It is an artist’s rendering and interpretation of a fish entangled in plastic netting, or the morning after a hard night on the political hustings. I am going to be sick.

Headline of the week:

Trudeau’s new cabinet: Serious people in charge of serious files. Are you kidding me?

Others on our embassy walls:

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High on acid (LSD).

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My kid did this one.

Typical Canadian Art

left image shows black and white 2D artwork hung on black and white gallery walls; right image shows a colorful installation of handmade animal sculptures propped up or hung in the space.

Painting of an art gallery (left) in Canada. Notice all of the visitors; painting of a typical Canadian landscape scene (right)??

Trudough and his new climate change minister are off to the Glasgow COP 26 Climate Conference being held in Edinburgh.

The UN says that the world can expect chaos, hunger, famine, pestilence, economic collapse, natural disasters and World Wars…or worse…if the COP 26 manifesto isn’t signed, agreed upon and acted on by all participating nations. COP 26 begins on Halloween:

“SCARY”

I have had enough.

Compact!

Yes they are.

SJ…Out

 

Democraps

To be a democrap:

“Boston University Prof Denounces Barrett (Trump”s Supreme Court candidate) As a “White Colonizer” For Adopting Two Haitian Children.”

Satirical claim that the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals overturned Ginsburg’s death.

This really happened. Not only did USA Today fact-check a Babylon Bee story, but they fact-checked this one:

Naw, it didn’t happen. USA Today fact checked this headline – today. In the USA…today.
to be color blind:
Black Mayors and Police Chiefs are Being Accused of White Supremacy!
New York Times Not Sure Whether to Blame Coronavirus on Trump or Jews — Blames Both….Nice.
“We’re shutting this country down if Trump and McConnell try to ram through an appointment before the election,” Beau Willimon, an American playwright and screenwriter, said on Twitter Sept. 18. His tweet received more than 19,000 retweets.
Question: who the F&^K is Beau Willimon anyway. I guess he means congress.
To be a Canadian Liberal:
Canadian political science professor Emmett MacFarlane of the University of Waterloo tweeted “Burn Congress down before letting Trump try to appoint anyone to SCOTUS.
Y’know, in the good ole days this would have been defined as perdition, treason and the guilty parties would have been jailed or executed.
Breaking democrap news:
USA Today went on to reassure people that Ginsburg was still dead and has not been resurrected on the 3rd day as many democraps claim.

Insanity

Heaven Help Us
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