It’s All BS!

This just in from Vogue, another so-called news outlet suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome. “Why can’t this administration get things right?” This from a reporter who was complaining about the First Lady’s attire as she was heading to Air Force 1 with her husband for the trip down to Houston to provide hope and support for the residents there.

Oh, I don’t know. Would you rather have her:

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Or her, in the White house representing all Americans?

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Vogue’s writer.

GE announces closure of Peterborough plant due to continued delays in the Energy East Pipeline approval process, 350 jobs lost. “Canada is not, I repeat, not open for business. How can I not be clearer than that” Climate Barbie, our Federal Minister responded:

Image result for Catherine McKenna Climate BarbieOr the constant Kinder Morgan Pipeline expansion delays, our photogenic Minister added.

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Yeah, but she does have a nice butt, her coworker was heard to mumble in the background.

 

I see  Omar Kadr’s sister doesn’t think that Kadr’s crime is any big deal.

“What’s the fuss all about? It’s no big deal that he killed a man and blinded another. Hmmm?” Federal spokesperson responded. “Oh she’s sure to get $10.5 M for that remark. Guaranteed! After all this is 2017 and this is Canada. We’re smug you know.”

 

The Left’s Sunday picnic at Berkeley. It was a BYOB, “Bring Your Own Bombs” affair. Hell of a party. The bar was kept pretty busy. “Everyone wants a Molotov Cocktail these days.” A volunteer worker was heard to say.  “I ran out of olives pretty quickly and at an event like this Black Olives really do matter.”

On another note, Frosh week begins at a Boston College!

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What would war look like with North Korea? Well, we’d all have to have haircuts like this guy. (Pic courtesy of Maclean’s Magazine)

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un reacts during the long-range strategic ballistic rocket Hwasong-12 (Mars-12) test launch in this undated photo released by North Korea's Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) on May 15, 2017. (KCNA/Reuters): North Korean leader Kim Jong Un reacts during the long-range strategic ballistic rocket Hwasong-12 (Mars-12) test launch in this undated photo released by North Korea’s Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) on May 15, 2017. (KCNA/Reuters)See, they can’t even keep a straight face.

Another candidate for a Darwin Award: Animal rights activist gets gored trying to stop bullfight in France. “I just wanted to protect the bull’s rights.” He was heard to say. ” “He has feelings too you know.”

“It was all bullshit.” a spectator who was there remarked. “But then again, one has to look on the positive side of things. One less member of the gene pool of stupidity, one less member of PETA………Priceless.”

Only 10,000 more members to go!

 

Wednesday is “Hump day,”which has taken on a whole new meaning in Qatar ever since they imported 15,000 camels from Saudi Arabia.

 

SJ……….out.

Diversity is Our Strength

Passchendaele: Mud and Blood

May – Nov 1917

Names of Canadian Passchendaele dead are inscribed on the marble walls of the Vimy Ridge Memorial near Arras, France.

 

Sorry. missed yesterday. Away in Vancouver all day.

 

Scaramucci, Skeletor’s brother and Presidents Trump’s former press secretary, in what will probably be seen as the shortest tenure achieved as a Press Secretary in US History, says that there are those out there who are out to get Trump ousted!  Noooo Really? No wonder this guy was………………..FIRED.  “He Man” told him to scurry back to Castle Greyskull.

Everything is being politicized these days. Even the CFL. Last Sunday while watching the BC Lions and Sask Roughrider’s game, I noticed that all of the Lion’s coaching staff were wearing: “Diversity is our Strength” Tee shirts. They then went on to lose 38 – 8. They got trounced by Sask. Be very careful of the message you want to convey here guys. Just play football and leave the messaging to BLM, or Antifa, or Pride or any of those other (insert name here).

Another useful tidbit from the obviousness file: Ellen Degenerate is gay!!! “Really.” Someone was heard to say. “Yeah, well Marvin’s Gay too,” another bragged. That’s Marvin Gaye you idiot. He was a singer, now deceased, and he was not gay.

 

Junior Darwin awards given out to nine year old children for trying to drink boiling water. Don’t ever try this at home. Just trying to boil down the gene pool someone was heard to say.

Apparently this child was the son or the daughter of a woman in Texas who wasn’t happy about a museum’s plan to hold a workshop or learning event during the upcoming solar eclipse. She called to ask the museum if they could move the eclipse to another day such that her own children could attend. Apparently her name was Darwinian (KISS FM Bellingham).

Another candidate for this award was a woman who drove her car with a propane BBQ, letting the gas off in the back seat. Her passenger, another woman of dubious but of a similar background to her then lit a cigarette. When the paramedics arrived all she could say was that she always wanted a convertible.

 

Jimmy Fallon criticizes Trump……. Who is Jimmy Fallon??

 

This just in: Why Duchess Kate isn’t allowed to sign autographs!  “She can’t write”… a palace official was overheard to say.

Jamie Oliver burnt his penis in a naked cooking demonstration…..”Hot Dogs anyone?? Hmmmmm??”

CRTC to comment on Canadian Content decisions……still waiting…..still waiting…..still waiting…..still waiting.

From the  I don’t give two flying F%$ks file: …..Oprah won’t marry Steadman Graham.

That’s all folks.

 

News that just can’t be made up.

 

SJ……Out.