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Oh No Canada

Made my day. Thank you Lord for the internet:

Canada? The chickens are coming home to roost.

Now, how about Purple Haze?

“China is an existential threat to Canada.” So says Canada’s Prime Mortician. “China will be the death of Canada.”

“China is the number one security threat to Canada. “So says Canada’s Prime Mortician just a few months ago.

But I’m a Liberal and he’s (Xi) ok!

Foreign Minister Anita Anand yesterday announced Canada has “a new foreign policy” that encourages Canadians to get to know the People’s Republic of China. The announcement came almost five years to the day after MPs voted unanimously to condemn China for crimes against humanity: Yes but…“This is a new government (no it isn’t) with a new Prime Minister, and a new foreign policy….”

…that is two faced to the core and doesn’t support Canadian values and interests.

Remember the two Michaels? I do.

And:

China’s crimes against humanity do not change. Uyghurs anyone? Falon Gong?

We used to have capital punishment for treason in this country. Traitors to our country.

Trump will be pissed Mark. Why are you doing everything in your power to destroy Canada’s relationship with our neighbor and #1 trading partner? Canada is part of America of the western / northern hemisphere. Not Europe, not China. North America.

Yes but:

“Donald Trump is an existential threat to Canada.” So says Canada’s Prime Mortician, Snidely Whiplash Carney just 9 months ago.

President Donald Trump meets with Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney ...

Sure looks like it!

Again, our PM is two faced.

What is the real existential threat to Canada?

New PM Carney’s cabinet includes some familiar faces

“I will be the death of Canada.” That is why I buy my dark suits at Morticians R Us, at Saville Road in London. I am the Prime Mortician of Canada and I have the suits to prove it.

With condescending Free-lunch in the background!

But, then again, I am the Prime Mortician of Canada and you’re not.

Off to China, then Switzerland, Davos and the WEF.

“Oh how I love being me.”

Rosemary Barton, David Cochrane et al are all part of the CBC’s cabal Liberal hacks, and are infatuated with Carney and the Liberals.  CBC or Canada’s Pravda, is the Liberal propaganda machine. Only in Canada would this anti-democratic practice be allowed to occur. How can you have an independent, non bias media when the government subsidizes them to the tune of $1.5B for the CBC and almost $1B to all of the other major traditional media outlets in Canada?

Never cutting off the hand that feeds ya comes to my mind.

I think Carney has only spent about 15 days in the House of Clowns since becoming Prime Mortician 10 months ago. Where’s Waldo anyway…eh?

Canada is not a serious country. For every “yes” one gets here, you receive a thousand “no’s.”

Carney met with Coastal First Nations in Prince Rupert on Monday to discuss many things, a pipeline to the west coast being one of them. They categorically said no.  Carney has stated, also categorically, that no project of national interest will progress without First Nation’s approval. At least they agree on one thing…………………categorically.

So how is it that our PM caters to one group in our country over another? Why? Because it is a pillar of Liberal policy in Canada: “Virtue signaling on steroids.” And we have two faced, piss poor leadership, at all levels, in this country of ours. None of them have gonads.

How can 1.4 Million indigenous and Metis people of Canada dictate the economic health and prosperity of over 39 Million Canadians.

By the by, the Coastal First Nations are a consortium of native bands that are based out of Vancouver. They do not even represent all of the nations of the BC coast. And…and…they are funded by major US enviro – mental organizations (Tides, Rockefeller) whose sole purpose is to strangle Canada’s energy sector so as not to compete or interfere with their US energy interests.

Follow the money.

Canadians need to wake up.

And now the real thing:

I love this song by Al Stewart.

Meanwhile….

First Nations: the best caretakers of our environment…don’t ya know.

Cowichan First Nations illegal dumping ground…probably SACRED. But whitey will probably have to clean it up. Or wait until toxicity begins to impact the health of the natives so whitey will be held responsible and have to pay out billions of dollars for con…silly…nation…don’t ya know.

Canadian leadership is ball…ess.

Ottawa has provided nearly $22-billion in various forms of aid to Ukraine since 2022. Ukraine is the most corrupt country in Europe.

Meanwhile, here at home:

Tents torn down at encampment in central Edmonton as court battle continues | CBC News

Record number of Canadians using food banks

Trudeau's $220K Meal Vs. Canada’s Food Bank Crisis: Shocking Contrast » Mac's Opinion

Canadian leadership lacks gonads.

Toronto Remembrance Day: One of the cadets gave the traditional land acknowledgment. The other talked of people being brought here against their will as part of the “transatlantic slave trade.”
“Oh it was sooo today.”

 

Oak Bay… started with the land acknowledgements and then a universal prayer. Could not refer to any one religion because that would go against inclusiveness. Interesting that the majority that served in WW1 and 2 were Catholic or Protestant.

So much for remembrance, dignity and respect for the fallen Canadian troops of the First World War, the Second World War, the Korean War, Afghanistan, peacekeeping missions, and the Cold War.

The Liberal government plans to cut $4.23 billion from the Veterans Affairs budget over the next four years, while other departments, such as the women and gender department, received a fraction of the cuts.

Did you know that the Liberals have given out almost $1B for the advancement of foreign gender issues and policy. Meanwhile here at home:

Hundreds of volunteers counting homeless population in Metro Vancouver | CBC News

Canadian leadership is spineless. But that is okay because we Canadians hate success so keep on putting us down because we love it.

Self-Flagellation - Nici Damon

Canada has a better tax rate than the US therefore it is better to invest in Canada. So says Liberal logic. Yes but cost to invest is horrendous. Regulations R Us is Canada. Interesting that PM Snidely Whiplash and Squeaky have 90% of their investments in the US.

Drat!

Canada is going to de-carney-ize all oil imported into Canada. It will become water and be safe to drink.

“Luxury tax on airplanes and yachts has been removed by the Liberal government Phil.”

Yessssssssssssssssss Mark!

How to Combine Private Jets and Yachts for Seamless Luxury Travel - Paltino“Hey I love your Aerostar Mark. Nice yacht Francois.”

Meanwhile, reality at home:

If Canadian Unemployment Is So Low, Why All The Long Job Lines? - Better Dwelling

Look familiar? It should:

Unemployed men line up outside a Great Depression-era soup kitchen... News Photo - Getty Images

“But we will fix it. How? Tax, tax, tax and more taxes.”

Image for article: Bose Introduces New Mariah Carey-Canceling Headphones For Christmas

Halloween marketing begins in August. Day after, November 1st? Christmas and Black Friday. No one can escape the marketing blitz.

I hate it. And I hate Mariah the pariah Carey’s voice.

All I want for Christmas is you…and a thousand bucks.

A real earworm. I will never do this again…Promise.

SJ…Out

Liberal Creed

Justin trudeau makes chrystia freeland his implementer in chief and minister of everything - Artofit

Hey, we’re Liberals and you’re not. I am the Prime Minister of Canada and you’re not. We’re here to screw you. Hey, this is my journalist Finance Minister and you’re not. Canadians are sooo stupid. They elected me didn’t they. “Funny that eh Christia?”

According to Liberals:

Conservatism equates to the radical far right.

There is no such thing as a radical far left.

Progressive-ism is a Liberal wet dream;

Woke-ism is a another Liberal wet dream;

Canada is the woke-ist country on the planet;

Canada’s House of Commons is, in reality, a House of Clowns;

Canada’s parliament is a Ship of Fools;

Canada is the world’s first post national state;

Only in Canada do we suffer from systemic environmental racism, whatever that means;

If you criticize a Liberal or a Liberal policy you are (insert whatever here) phobe

Liberalism means trans-parent-cy – nastiness.

Liberalism means the budget will balance itself;

Liberalism means debt, debt and more debt;

Liberalism means tax, tax and more tax;

According to Liberals, Conservatism equates to dictatorial behavior nastiness;

Liberals take the bible mantra: The Lord givith and the Lord takith away…to heart in all of their policies;

The Liberals are great at coming up with new ideas and legislation to screw us.

Sask wisdom. People are getting mad:

 

 

COP 28: Money For Nothing

As mentioned earlier:

Sultan al-Jaber, cousin of Jabba da Hutt and Dubai’s oil patch leader, oversaw the creation of the world’s first climate damage fund. The tentative agreement was met with a standing ovation from delegates in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, on the opening of the UN climate conference.

Jabba the Hutt | StarWars.com

Money, money, money, money. I want money…your money.

The new fund has been set up to help developing countries cope with the impacts of climate change such as floods, drought and rising sea levels. The U.A.E. and Germany both pledged $100 million US.

Money, money, money, money. I want money…your money.

Canada pledges $15M dollars for this fund. Of course no-one with any brains is going to contribute to this fund except Canada and that is because Justin-case you were not aware Tru-dough is a good little boy scout and wants to be the Dear Leader of the world in saving the planet. Meanwhile Canadians are starving under his climate action plan.

World leader’s response to Canada’s pledge?

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“Thanks Canada. This will go a long way in the purchase of my new yacht.”

And, you can’t make this stuff up! Sadly.

Also on Monday, the Canadian federal government announced an investment of $30 million to establish a Methane Centre of Excellence.

Are you kidding me? Centre of Excellence for Hot Air? Only in Canada you say? Shitty. But they already have that. Its called the Canadian Parliament.

Response has been immediate:

Gene-Editing Cows To Cut Methane Emissions From Burps And Farts

Excellence dude

So, in  one day the feds have wasted $45M of your money Canada. And for what?

“And the chicks are free.” but not in Dubai at COP 28 lads.

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COP 28: Redux COP

And so it begins. COP 28, the largest climate summit ever, in the history of what-ever!!!

Sultan al-Jaber, cousin of Jabba da Hutt and Dubai’s oil patch leader, oversaw the creation of the world’s first climate damage fund. The tentative agreement was met with a standing ovation from delegates in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, on the opening of the UN climate conference.

The new fund has been set up to help developing countries cope with the impacts of climate change such as floods, drought and rising sea levels. The U.A.E. and Germany both pledged $100 million US.

Bring it on:

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Yesssss. I love the UN cause I love your money…and Rib-Eyes. I need more medals – such as a UN medal.

The agreement came following a declaration from the World Meteorological Organization (a UN organization) that 2023 will be the warmest year recorded in human history.

Just like 2022,2021,2020,2019,2018…..2005,2004…whenever was!

According to the UN, every year, every month and every day is/are the hottest years, months, days, minutes and seconds in the entire history of the world, don’t ya know. And hotter than a Hooter’s recruitment drive, don’t ya wish. Of course all of this hot air began when the UN weather specialists (experts) started recording ground temps rather than air temps, which are taken about one meter above the ground and is the standard for weather gauges worldwide.

This is an example of what happens at ground level:

Navigating through hot sand is the most exercise I've gotten all summer. | Seasonal Ecard

According to the UN: “We are living through climate collapse in real time and the impact is devastating,” UN Secretary General António Guterres said to delegates. “Record global heating should send shivers down the spines of world leaders, and it should trigger them to act.”

Hey isn’t that an oxymoron? How can one be shivering if we have record hot temperatures? Hmmm? Just saying.

Problem is is that the world right now lacks real leadership. If we had real leadership the climate cartel in New York would be eliminated by now as the frauds that they really are. Hey, even the Mexican’t cartels are taking notice of the UN’s scam and want to get in on the action. I hear that they are promoting a new take-all TACO Time and are setting up a TACO Time Wagon at the entrance to the UN HQ in New York.

City centers are heat sinks, don’t ya know.

Funny that the UN doesn’t see the irony in this: The president of this year’s conference, being held in oil rich Dubai, is also the CEO of Dubai’s major oil company.

And what are they going to do about it? CO2 is the life blood of our planet as they, the UN, want to get rid of it and kill us all!

Do they think we are stupid? I guess they do.

But…but, we have set up this emergency fund to help third world countries adapt to the fallout of climate change catastrophe (see pic above). And we have agreed to do this on the first day of the conference…yayyyyyyyy… something that has never happened before. Canada has not announced a contribution as yet but rest assured True-dough will contribute more money that any other country. Because…? Well, Justin-cause, that’s why.

Smoke and mirrors:

Smoke And Mirrors - bocaratonobserver.com

And politicians can blow smoke out of both sides of their mouths.

Time to get out of the UN.

It all boils down to one thing…MONEY!

This is a scam. We are being deceived and bamboozled big time.

COP 29 should be held in Yellowknife NWT. Let’s see how many delegates come to Yellowknife in the winter? Whose blowing snow now?

Time to get out of the UN before they destroy us as a sovereign nation.