Stupid Is…..

Love this

Only in This Stupid World ๐ŸŒŽ!!!

……do we leave cars ๐Ÿš™ย ๐Ÿš— worth thousands of dollars ๐Ÿ’ต in the driveway and put Our useless junk in the garage.

Only in This Stupid World
……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in This Stupid World

…..do people order double cheeseburgers ๐Ÿ” , large fries ๐ŸŸ , and a diet Coke..

Only in This Stupid World

…..do banks leave vault doors ๐Ÿšชย ๐Ÿšชopen and then chain the pens to the counters..

Only in This Stupid World ………..do we buy wieners in packages of ten and buns
๐Ÿฅ– ๐Ÿฅ– ๐Ÿฅ– ๐Ÿฅ– ๐Ÿฅ– ๐Ÿฅ– ๐Ÿฅ– ๐Ÿฅ–ย  in Packages of eight………!!!


Only in This Stupid World …..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


EVER WONDER
Why the sun
๐ŸŒž lightens
Our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why don’t you ever see the

Headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?


Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?



Why is it that Doctors
๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ call what they do ‘practice’?


Why is lemon
๐Ÿ‹ juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons ๐Ÿ‹ ?

Why is the man who invests all your money
๐Ÿ’ตย ๐Ÿ’ฐ called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn’t there mouse

๐Ÿญ -flavoured cat ๐Ÿฑ food?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


Why do they sterilise the needle for lethal injections?


You know that Indestructible black box
๐Ÿ“ฆ that is used on airplanes โœˆ๏ธ โœˆ๏ธ ?

Why don’t they make the whole plane โœˆ๏ธ out of that stuff?!

Why don’t sheep
๐Ÿ‘ shrink when it rains โ˜”๏ธ ?


Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

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I like this one!!!

If con is the opposite of Pro,

is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so Safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


Now that you’ve smiled
๐Ÿ˜€ at least once, it’s your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile ๐Ÿ˜ƒ to (maybe even a chuckle.)

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!!!!!!!Spread the Stupidity!!!!!!!

Why are there so many sick people shopping in health food stores.

and:

Civilization in 2021ย – this is priceless

Our Phones – Wireless

Cooking – Fireless

Cars – Keyless

Food – Fatless

Tires – Tubeless

Dress – Sleeveless

Youth – Jobless

Leaders – Shameless

Relationships – Meaningless

Attitudes – Careless

Babies – Fatherless

Feelings – Heartless

Education – Valueless

Children – Mannerless

We are – SPEECHLESS,

Government is – CLUELESS,

And our Politicians are – WORTHLESS!

I’m scared – Shitless!

 

Scary and sad but true ….

SJ…Out

 

 

World of Confusion

Sad

This guy is truly demented.


Sadder:

One-time University of Toronto professor and clinical psychologist Jordan Peterson has another fight on his hands these days.

The 58-year-old Edmonton native is, according to the UK tabloidย The Sun, now fighting off the coronavirus and a year-long battle with prescription drug addition.

According to his daughter Mikhaila, Jordan Peterson caught coronavirus in a Serbian hospital while recovering from an over-reliance on the anti-anxiety drug Benzodiazepine. Also according to his daughter, Peterson is battling pneumonia for the second time this year.

Hospitals are deadly places. And what does this say about the Canadian Health Care system?


Saddest

Portland – 68 straight days of rioting with an end nowhere in sight.

Why Portland????

Funny – don’t hear or view much about these riots on the news. Wonder why?


I am saved! I won the lottery.

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The Offertory and a new type of collection plate!

You heard it here first: Trump wins by a landslide in November – unless mail in ballots are allowed and of which the Democrats are pushing for.


Who would have thought this could happen in Canada:

Rideau Hall โ€” the office of the Queenโ€™s representative in Canada โ€” is now in the extraordinary position of having a third-party workplace investigation after the Privy Council Office intervened due to the allegations aired in a CBC story of harassment and abuse of staffย  by Julie Payette, Canada’s Governor General and a Trudeau croni-ess.

“She was going too fast so we had to slow her down,” said a member of the Prime Minister’s Office.

Er, that’s a governor idiot, not a governor!


While the rest of the world is doing advanced calculus, the woke BLM, Antifa, Leftist movement are arguing whether or not 2+2=4.

Progressive math:


Speaking of movements……………! I’ll be right back.


Came out in the late 60’s

SJ………..Out

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The World I Know

Only in Canada:

The aggravated sexual assault charge laid by police against her attacker was dropped because the case took too long to go to trial. Shitty

Human remains found in Markham Ontario. Police won’t say how they found them but will not proceed with the case until daylight so that they can see what they’re doing. Judge throws prosecution out because it has taken the police too long to find them.

Sad: California family drives car off of a cliff. Whole family killed. Police are not sure as yet as to motive. Was it an Uber? A self drive? If they take too long in their investigation the case will be dropped…off the cliff! Why can’t the parents just do themselves in and leave the children out of it….Geesh!

Channing and Jenna divorcing after 9 years of marriage. I have two questions concerning this bit of news fluff. Who the f%$K are Channing and Jenna and who gives two f&#ks as to their marriage status?

This just in:

A pair of self-described sex instructors from Belarus have been stuck in a Thai detention center for weeks. They say they have evidence demonstrating Russian interference in the 2016 presidential erection in the United States, and that they have offered it to the F.B.I. in exchange for a guarantee of their safety.

Their claim โ€” that they are targets of a covert, undercover Russian operation to silence them because they know too much โ€” might seem outlandish, but their case certainly includes some unusual circumstances. I’ll say it does. Could be a “Trojan” in the making here, one Russian official was heard to remark. It appears that they are out to screw Trump no matter what.

Love this:ย On March 23, upset by a protest interrupting a Friday night dinner service โ€“ one of several staged in recent months at Antlers in Toronto โ€” Hunter took a leg of venison to a high-top table overlooking the street, placed it on a cutting board and separated the meat from the bone. The gesture riled the protesters watching through the window, with one accusing Hunter of taunting the vegans with the โ€œleg of a recently murdered deer.โ€ Hunter returned half an hour later to eat a piece of seared venison steak in front of the vegans. The Vegans were salivating with disgusto!

Something we couldn’t wait to hear:ย Katie Nicholl, royal expert and author of the new book Harry: Life, Loss, and Love, told ET that while the queen will have a “very prominent and important role” in Harry and Meghan’s wedding on May 19, she won’t be hitting the floor at the reception – especially if the Spice Girls end up performing. “She’s going to want to be a very important part of that day and indeed she will,” the author explained. “But I think when it comes to the evening reception and certainly the party, if the Spice Girls are performing, then I don’t think the queen’s going to be on the dance floor.” No she is a Macarena fan!

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“That’s it Mum. Put your left foot forward.”

“I hate those Spice Girls Justine. They’re so 1980s. After all this is 2018 you know.”

“I know Mum, I know.”

Latest candidates for the “Darwin Awards” Condom snorting is the newest “challenge” and a dangerous online trend that’s become popular among young people through social media.

Rival toย the “Tide Pod Challenge,” “condom snorting” is a dangerous practice that involves inhaling a rubber condom up one’s nose so that it can then be fished out through the mouth. The whole thing is recorded and uploaded to YouTube or another social media outlet.

Of course, there is a huge risk. If someone inhales a piece of rubberย it can get stuck and result in a blocked airway, which canย lead toย choking and suffocation. “I can think of better ways to use these things, can’t you?” Russian Sex Coaches agreed.

“Climate Change is humanity’s greatest threat” – so says the UN IPCC. No, the UN is humanity’s greatest threat!

Love this (from Maggie’s Farm): Feminist Geography? What is it? Well:

Feminist geographers “challenge the masculinist formation of science as objective, gender-neutral, and value-free” by studying topics such as “spatial subjectivities” and “emotional geographies.”

Say what? Oh, you mean this:

Image result for pic of volcanos eruptions Yessss, emotional geographies the female Geographer was heard to scream.

Or, that is why women can’t read maps or drive a car in reverse!

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Spatial Geography…a real challenge

Say no more.

Song of the day? Geography? Well, it’s the world I know. (Collective Soul)

https://youtu.be/EndBRy-_3do

SJ……………………………Out