Tag: Sex

No Sex Please, We’re British

Behold the new and thrilling “equity” policies in San Diego schools:

Racial imbalance is evident when teachers, profs etc ask that work and assignments be turned in on time – or just turned in. This is considered to be an accountability measure which has no place in a racially imbalanced environment such as the classroom.

Next up: Cheating for black students. Why should whitey have all the fun.

“I wouldn’t touch her or him with a 1o foot barge pole rule” comes this from the UK:

Due to Covid: The Prime Minister’s spokesman added that intimate couples could meet outdoors, but must abide by social distancing rules. 

Who’s going to enforce that?

Meanwhile, in Wales:

Wales government directs that the entire country go to lockdown for 14 days. All residents must stay in their homes for the entire period of isolation. Yeah, that should do it.

“Can I have a 10 foot barge pole?” one resident was heard to say on hearing the news.

Meanwhile, at the WHO. Who?

Lockdowns do not work. Stop this nonsense.

Government’s response:

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Our leaderless leadership. But don’t worry folks “as we have a virus for that.”

Nature magazine endorses Biden:

“He is a birdbrain after all.”

Amy Barret responds to the Democrat led witch hunt at her confirmation hearing for a Supreme Court position:

And for all those Brits and Welsh living at home comes this bit of news:

Quebec Ink: Data makes porn purveyors MindPeek, er sorry MindGeek Montreal’s answer to Netflix. Heard that this app is flying off the shelves. Will have to ration this for sure. Just like those ass-wipes in the UK.

Finally, from the Captain Obvious file comes this:

Teacher says his tattoos and surgically blackened eyes cost him his kindergarten job:

Nooooooooooooooo………………really?

https://youtu.be/Beh1ipK3hN0

Check out those sleeve hankies. Must be a Brit. And then there’s Ted Nugent, a Conservative’s conservative, on lead guitar. As always he has to be up front and the centre of attention.

SJ………..Out

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The Wuhan Shrew

It works. It is effective, so says Canada’s Federal Health Minister Dr Tam. What may you ask? Masks? Social Distancing? What?

Beautiful happy young couple wearing protective face masks and kissing each other. Side view of young man and young woman in medical masks kissing while they are in home isolation during coronavirus/COVID-19 quarantine.This came up after consummation…er consultation with the British Columbia government.

What?

SEX, that’s what.

Skip kissing and consider wearing a mask when having sex to protect yourself from catching the coronavirus, Canada’s chief medical officer said on Wednesday, adding that going solo remains the lowest risk sexual option in a pandemic.

Gotta hand it to her!

Dr Theresa Tam said in a statement there is little chance of catching COVID-19 from semen or vaginal fluid, but sexual activity with new partners does increase the risk of consummating (sic) the virus, particularly if there is close contact like kissing. 

How does she know? From experience? WHO did she get this information from?

Skip kissing, avoid face-to-face closeness, wear a mask that covers your mouth and nose, and monitor yourself and your partner for symptoms ahead of any sexual activity, Tam said.

Woo-Hannnnnnn: I’m feelin it. Are you babe?

Then again, there are the glory holes:

“The lowest risk sexual activity during COVID-19 involves yourself alone,” she added.

Gotta hand it to her…again.

Canada has reported 129,425 cases of COVID-19 and 9,132 deaths, as of Sept 1. New daily cases are far below peak volumes, but there has been a recent uptick, driven by more infections in certain western Canadian provinces.

And the incidences of STD and hairy palms have skyrocketed. No matter. Whatever you do, do not sneeze.

And if you have to be kinky during this covid emergency, our betters recommend this:

See the source imageBite me!

You cannot make this stuff up. Nanny state anyone or a “French Maid’s” outfit. Your choice.

I am sure there is a Canadian Standards Council regulation for this one.

Stay safe.

Liberal Democratic Leftist Logic

“Objecting to looting is Anti-Blackness and contempt for poor people who just want to live a normal life. Looting may freak people out but with all the potential actions that one can carry out against the state, looting is non violent. It doesn’t hurt people. It only hurts the insurance companies. It is only money after all. Owning property is so…so…so whiteness…” (NPR)

Looting hurts anyone and everyone who has a moral compass and is responsible enough to have insurance on their home, cars and businesses. You will feel the pain when you renew your insurance.

Dems never objected to the violence and rioting going on across the states. In fact they encouraged it. That is until Biden objected. Now its a disgrace and an affront to law and order. It is now Trump’s fault.

Of course it is and Trump will win by a landslide in November. The electorate is not stupid.

The Dems will steal the election through voter fraud. The second US Civil War will erupt.

Canadian Covid 19 theme song.

I approve this song….Dr. Tam

Read ya Monday

SJ…………………..Out