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Diversity is Our Strength

Passchendaele: Mud and Blood

May – Nov 1917

Names of Canadian Passchendaele dead are inscribed on the marble walls of the Vimy Ridge Memorial near Arras, France.

 

Sorry. missed yesterday. Away in Vancouver all day.

 

Scaramucci, Skeletor’s brother and Presidents Trump’s former press secretary, in what will probably be seen as the shortest tenure achieved as a Press Secretary in US History, says that there are those out there who are out to get Trump ousted!  Noooo Really? No wonder this guy was………………..FIRED.  “He Man” told him to scurry back to Castle Greyskull.

Everything is being politicized these days. Even the CFL. Last Sunday while watching the BC Lions and Sask Roughrider’s game, I noticed that all of the Lion’s coaching staff were wearing: “Diversity is our Strength” Tee shirts. They then went on to lose 38 – 8. They got trounced by Sask. Be very careful of the message you want to convey here guys. Just play football and leave the messaging to BLM, or Antifa, or Pride or any of those other (insert name here).

Another useful tidbit from the obviousness file: Ellen Degenerate is gay!!! “Really.” Someone was heard to say. “Yeah, well Marvin’s Gay too,” another bragged. That’s Marvin Gaye you idiot. He was a singer, now deceased, and he was not gay.

 

Junior Darwin awards given out to nine year old children for trying to drink boiling water. Don’t ever try this at home. Just trying to boil down the gene pool someone was heard to say.

Apparently this child was the son or the daughter of a woman in Texas who wasn’t happy about a museum’s plan to hold a workshop or learning event during the upcoming solar eclipse. She called to ask the museum if they could move the eclipse to another day such that her own children could attend. Apparently her name was Darwinian (KISS FM Bellingham).

Another candidate for this award was a woman who drove her car with a propane BBQ, letting the gas off in the back seat. Her passenger, another woman of dubious but of a similar background to her then lit a cigarette. When the paramedics arrived all she could say was that she always wanted a convertible.

 

Jimmy Fallon criticizes Trump……. Who is Jimmy Fallon??

 

This just in: Why Duchess Kate isn’t allowed to sign autographs!  “She can’t write”… a palace official was overheard to say.

Jamie Oliver burnt his penis in a naked cooking demonstration…..”Hot Dogs anyone?? Hmmmmm??”

CRTC to comment on Canadian Content decisions……still waiting…..still waiting…..still waiting…..still waiting.

From the  I don’t give two flying F%$ks file: …..Oprah won’t marry Steadman Graham.

That’s all folks.

 

News that just can’t be made up.

 

SJ……Out.

Straight Shooter

Passchendaele: May – Nov 1917

Battle in blood and mud.

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Man gets arrested in Pakistan for being Canadian. I thought that Canada was where all Pakistani’s went to die.

Big holes in Russia spell disaster for the human race. Climate Change, Global Warming, Forest Fires in BC, western civilization’s depletion of good sperm counts, Scaramucci’s firing – take your pick as the end of the world is nigh.

Skeletor’s bro Scaramucci is out. It appears that “He Man” had second thoughts. Scaramucci?….You’re FIRED!

Peter Mansbridge of the CBC’s “The National” retired. Who will take his place? CBC…no one outside of the CBC gives two flying Fu*ks who will take his place.

Canadian Standards Association emits more carbon per day than most people emit in a lifetime. Yeah, but that’s okay as we buy carbon offsets so we are carbon neutral. This just in. Al Gore set to be the first environ-mental billionaire.

RCMP arrests some guy who is facing 113 charges related to credit card scam. 113 charges! Of course being Canada none of these charges will stick. One RCMP Officer named George Smith, who agreed to talk  to reporters anonymously, revealed a plea deal in that if he pleads guilty for failing to pay those parking tickets, we’ll drop the other 112 charges. Only in Canada you say…..shitty.

Big holes in Russia…continued. Plastic bottles are now considered a threat to the survival of mankind. Of course it is primarily those responsible goody two shoes environ-mentals who proliferate the use of plastic bottles for their water consumption needs. What to do? Oh wait a minute, those giant holes in Russian permafrost could provide the ultimate solution. Just throw the stuff down those holes – problem solved.

Just in from the Moonbat state. The lessening of criminal charges to reduce prison populations and become more of a compassionate place to live has failed. Violent crimes in LA is on the increase. California mass immigration is on the rise. Seems that the criminal element across the US is flocking to California, where if you do the crime you don’t have to do the time…Geesh!

I woke up today to a beautiful morning. I said to the wife: “Oh what a beautiful morning.” Ooops, can’t say that anymore as I will be deemed to be a weatherphobian, of climatephobian maniac. Oh the horror.

Why do we have to celebrate homosexuality with all these racist Pride celebrations. Can two men or two women procreate? Why do men have a certain appendage and women don’t? Am I missing something here? Be homosexual all you want just don’t shove the fact down my throat.

Whatever happened to heterosexual pride? Oh, I know. I’m homophobic for being straight……Geesh

The world has gone mad!

Just my thoughts today.

 

SJ……..Out.