Rock-On

This is why, as a society we are doomed:

Data has shown that tipping can perpetuate inequalities of class, gender, race and sexuality. It has also been identified as reinforcing a dynamic of servitude — only one constant in the guest-server equation has the power to give or hold back money as they see fit — and contributing to the social stigma of hospitality work as a stopgap, not a career.

“No matter how you do it, tipping hits BIPOC workers in the pocketbook, it exposes more female workers to sexual harassment, and it keeps all workers from making a steady, solid salary,” Canadian chef and anti-tipping advocate Amanda Cohen of New York City’s Dirt Candy told Eater in September 2020.

Okay, sorry. I didn’t know that my tipping equated to my white privilege and racist undertones. I will never tip again.

Yes we are:

R.I.P Bob Einstein. Super Dave. It is funny how you know what is going to happen before it does yet you still laugh about it.

Great Canadian Band – April Wine

SJ…Out

 

 

This Takes It To The Limit!

This just in! From a Social Justice Warrior Professor. Is there any other kind?

“That’s actually where the connection lands between white liberalism and white supremacy because it’s by maintaining law and order and by maintaining civility by keeping your front lawn nice and tidy and by putting that ‘all are welcome in our communities’ sign on your front lawn, you are denying the fact that all the while you are with the other hand passing money to a deadly institution that polices with great disparity and causes tragic, tragic harm to the communities that are our neighbors and the communities that we actually should be building forward with.”

Huh??????

So mowing my lawn is racist huh?. Great, I will never cut my grass again. Thanks Professor. By the way, this professor teaches English literature and grammar. This has to be the longest sentence evah!

A SJW Mantra or put another way: University spells Diversity

 

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The student’s words speak for themselves, don’t ya think? Hate! Don’t ya just love being a SJW Professor?

Why would anyone in their right mind go to University these days?

Little known facts:

  • Abraham Lincoln founded the Republican Party
  • Every confederate state was Democrat

Get out the Laxative.

Gotta love this headline:  “The Pope’s Laxity Catches Up With Him:”  when talking about the latest Vatican sex scandal involving one of his closest buds. No story here. Move on.

“You know, the Pope is a pretty regular guy!” one Vatican official was heard to say. “Yeah, maybe but he’s on the run now!”

“Is the Pope really Catholic,” a reporter asked.

“Tsk, tsk, tsk” retorted the effeminate Vatican official. “Does a bear shyte in the woods? Of course he is. In fact not only is the Pope Catholic but he hails from Ontario!”

“Ah that’s two strikes against him.” The reporter thought as he moved away. No story here. Move on.

And the scandals just keep on cumming!

And on another papal front, this political Pope is celebrating the 60th anniversary of the Cuban Revolution!

Damn, a Catholic, who hails from Ontario and is a fan of Communism. That’s three strikes against him. Poor guy.

A Papal mystery of life – if the Pope and other Clergy take a vow of poverty then why are they all against poverty and the poor? Huh? Huh?

Another mystery of life: why is it that when everything else goes grey and slows down on one’s body, one’s eyebrows stay the same colour and grow out like weeds in a summer’s heat?? Huh? Huh?

See the source imageSee! I can tell that when he was young he had really black hair. I wonder how the nose hairs are doin??

Comb-overs are next!

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From the Bizarro file comes this:

Man caught licking door bell for over three hours…Damn, nobody was home. The only thing that saved this perv was that he had to go so bad that he relieved himself on the front lawn. Apparently while licking the doorbell he read an article about some SJW professor and his/her rant about racist lawns.

Toronto Police official hails Toronto’s diversity and political correctness policies as a major strength of the force and a model for others to follow. Meanwhile Toronto’s homicide rate is the highest evah and is going through the roof. One police officer was heard in passing while investigating a crime scene:

“Gee my fellow Torontonians of neutral race and natural, neutral gender, can I please have that AK 47? Hmmm? Pretty please?”

New James Bond film’s lead to be a Transgendered:

“My name is Bond, Jane or James Bond. Makes no difference to me!”

Latest from the NYT also known as CNN’s print medium.

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First verse of that classic Eagles tune sung by a soulful master Etta James

https://youtu.be/oqR6xB0Gljw

Fabulous

Another wonderful Super Dave Osborne stunt. R.I.P. Bob Einstein

Have a great Navy day.

SJ…………………………………………..Out

Mumbo Jumbo

Any male or female accused of and convicted of sexual assault should be drawn and quartered….but there are limits:

Consider this from an earlier post:

Interesting read about Patrick Brown, the Ontario Conservative Party Leader, who resigned amid allegations of sexual misconduct. Appears he did something bad a number of years ago when he was single and available.

Allegationists have come out now with their allegations. Why now? Why not a year ago? 10 years ago? In this new caustic environment it’s okay to destroy someone – normally a male – without a shred of evidence. Why? Because it was a female complainant. No other reason. It must be true. I’m waiting for the first male to spout off a sexual allegation against a female. See where that takes ya. And bully to our Prime Minister who supports the sexual vigilantism in all of its nastiness. Of course he is a feminist isn’t he? But his actions against that reporter at that  music festival went unheeded. No story here. Move on..as related by the liberal media in this country. Could it be that he, Trudeau, is untouchable because he is a progressive, a liberal? And Brown is one of those nasty, nasty conservatives? Hmmm? Hmmm? And Trudeau has nice hair.

My two words of advice to all the males out there:

Beware of Cougars (oops, sorry that’s three)

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A “Cougar” is defined as an older woman attracted to younger men. On the prowl sort of.

Whereas an Alligator (my definition):

Is any woman out there ready to devour or destroy the reputation, livelihood and well being of any male it has her sights on – without due course, due diligence, due evidence, or due process. Just due allegations! It’s just a “let’s dues this” and eat him up for breakfast. We’re due they, the radical feminists, were due to say. Let’s go after that due’d and eat him up.
See how the Alligator laughs in this photo. Yes…she knows!

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Men are screwed.

But beware all of you radical feminists out there. Chivalry is dead now. You have just put the last nail into the “gentlemanly coffin.” I mean I’m an old fart, a grumpy, grampy old man, well past his best before date but if I was younger I would definitely do things differently in today’s toxic atmosphere. No more holding the door open, paying for dinner, compliments, drinks or whatever. I would belch, fart, grunt, swear, pick my nose, and scratch my ass – wiggle me nuts – tell dirty jokes, well perhaps not, and – y’know all of those things that define a male – in front of you. And, I would think twice about working with a woman because you just never know. It could be next week, next month, a year from now, maybe 10 years from now, as is Brown’s case, and wham – a sexual innuendo allegation from an “Alligator” comes your way. No defence, no evidence, just hearsay and buddy you are screwed. Nuff said.

On the “Trudeau Strong and Free” front

Another one of Trudeau’s mandate tracking letters:

“The Government of Canada has reached agreements with all provinces and territories on collective priorities and 10-year funding to strengthen health care. In August 2017, federal, provincial and territorial (W – T – F) governments reached agreement on a Common Statement of Principles on Shared Health Priorities, which outlines key priorities for federal investments to improve access to mental health and addictions services, as well as home and community care and a joint commitment to advance health innovation and prescription drugs.”

What does all this mean? No idea! Transparency again. It is so transparent that we can all see through it. All I know is that this mandate has been actioned as “completed.” Well, the home support care my wife received before she passed was awful, and my son had to wait 10 months for essential varicose vein surgery on one leg while being told there would be an equally long wait for surgery on his other leg. The Doctors from Lego were not amused. They just nodded their legs…er heads in agreement. Yes, completed my ass…no leg you idiot!

Other stuff:

Poor Melania Trump. Doesn’t matter what she does or says she is vilified by those people who are just so damn tolerant and compassionate – don’t you know. Like these two:

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Hypocrisy knows no bounds. Three cheers for the Holly’s Woody in the Morning Crowd………………………………Geeesh!

Oprah for President? Are you kidding me? Okay, all you radical feminists out there. Where’s the outcry here? And don’t say Oprah didn’t know. You wouldn’t give the same courtesy to Melania Trump.

 

Dedicated to all of those beautiful woman out there. All women are beautiful. Another song that pulls you in and gets you up and on your feet: Mumbo Jumbo…yes…er Mambo #5 If there were more dance tunes like this out there, there would be world peace!

R.I.P

Bob Einstein, also known as Super Dave Osborne has died. He was 76. Remember this comedian for his dead pan delivery. Loved watching him on the Super Dave Osborne show back in the 70s and 80s:

Keep dancing and have a great Navy day.

SJ……………………………Out