Progressiveness and left leaning municipal councils destroy anything that is good.
Revoke parking privileges for veterans because they ‘incentivize driving,’ Vancouver council report advises
‘Providing free parking provisions to certain subsets of the population does not align with current transportation and equity objectives,’ the report says.
Progressive code for: “we have to save the planet” so f^%k the veterans. Next up? Cancel Remembrance Day ceremonies because they incentivize our war effort. Code for: too many cars in the downtown core.
Canada’s NDP leader supports Trudeau and averts a snap election. More Trudeau, more scandals and more corruption. The NDP lacks balls.
One question that arises is:
“The Hazmat Singh Bobblehead Doesn’t Exist And I Want To Know Why.”
I want to know why too.
Nice…..Student newspaper publishes instructions on how to make a Molotov cocktail.
“I knew universities were good for some things. I just didn’t know what until now.” Canadian anarchist states.
Or this from a university near you.
The Left’s Sunday picnic at Berkeley. It was a BYOB, “Bring Your Own Bomb” affair. Hell of a party. The bar was kept pretty busy. “Everyone wants a Molotov Cocktail these days.” A volunteer worker was heard to say. “I ran out of olives pretty quickly and at an event like this Black Olives really do Matter.”
According to the radical climatologists, CO2 is a toxic gas. Therefore every time over 7B people on this planet exhale, tons and tons of CO2 are expelled. Coming next in the green agenda is a tax on the very air that we breathe, or, reduce the population of the earth dramatically.
Or….which path do you think the greenies will take?
A new California bill will have all residents hold their breaths for 2 minutes after each intake of oxygen.
Unintended consequence:
Flatulence levels in the state soar. It is no longer the golden state. “More like brown to me,” one resident was heard to say.
When the purveyor of this bill was treated for a brain aneurism doctors found this:
People are fleeing California in record numbers. Most thought it was because of the high taxes and the high cost of living, but we know better:
It’s the smell man…it’s bad, very, very bad.
Another great song from my favorite girl group: The Shangri-Las.
Very, very campy. Check out that biker dude: yes it is Robert Goulet, that 60s crooner.
“I met him at a candy store.” A biker dude? Mmm, I don’t think so.
I just received my tax return assessment. It ain’t pretty:
Got that right.
CRA (Canada’s tax agency) always tries to make you feel good when they’re screwing you or ripping you off:
Those pencil necks.
“Meghan Markle’s dress after the birth of her new baby shocked me” so says some fashionable fashionista. No this shocked me as she goes on to say:
“Wearing white is downright brave. The days and weeks after having a baby are basically equivalent to the heaviest period of your life. In the first week postpartum, the bleeding is so heavy that most women usually wear thick padded pairs of disposable mesh underwear they give you in the hospital, because the bleeding is so intense that you would ruin any underwear you personally own.”
Something I really do not need to know.
And with Harry, the fashionista continues:
“Harry looked as proud as punch to be wearing the black sports top, which also had the Invictus Games logo stitched on it. It spelt out “I am Daddy” in yellow. Aw shucks!”
Meghan looked as proud as a punch buggy as she said: “I am mommy” in red. Aw yucks.
And this is news why?
Amanda Knox is returning to Italy for a crimes conference. The title of her presentation is: “Stupid Is As Stupid Does.” It is expected that she will have an extended vacation there once her presentation is over.
Rhetoric between two of Canada’s top politicians. Doug Ford, Premier of Ontario and John Tory, Mayor of Canada’s largest city:
“Oh yeah? Yeah. Oh yeah? Yeah. Oh yeah? Yeah. Oh yeah? yeah” and on and on it goes. Take that…Kapow!
Summer ‘s here already with 26 degree C temps in Victoria.
Victoria lawn furniture…by Ford.
Somewhere in Langford, or the Western Communities, Greater Victoria.
Meanwhile, in the Netherlands. Backyard furniture by Heineken:
Translation: C’mon in, the beer is fine.
Me and my girlfriend tried “Hello Fresh” for one week and this is how we look now:
15 signs your partner may be cheating on you.
“C’mon Susan, I didn’t really mean what I said.” George pleaded.
“My name ‘s Charlene Chris”
Sometimes, as the world gets crazier by the minute, one could only wish for that asteroid’s deep impact:
Child abuse.
I see dead trees and CO2
The Greenies and the UN’s IPCC are getting desperate now for one world government. See asteroid above. Target? UN Headquarters in New York City…oh, and Stockholm Sweden.
New York University students want free college for all. “So we can Partay, Partay, Partay…then become like that girl like above like, I like her.”
“Like, we are like brainwashed and like we are like enjoying it”one Univershity (sic) of Hawaii stated as he was driving down the LikeLike Highway in Honolulu (see pencil neck video above).
Elizabeth May, Canada’s Green Party Leader of one…er now two…,is all excited as this new Green MP who recently won a By-Erection in Nanaimo BC.
“This win is a wakeup call for all Canadians.” she said categorically. “We have to destroy our economy right now to fight climate change and save the planet from ourselves.” as the new MP took his seat among the other 307 members, one of which is Elizabeth May.
Er from who Liz?
I prefer mine cooked:
Mongolian couple die of plague after eating raw Marmot.
Thanks to Maggie’s Farm
I am a veteran and proud of it. Yet Canada’s – Trudeau’s treatment of Admiral Norman, Canada’s second highest military man who was going to be charged with breach of trust (now dropped) is disgusting. I do believe many Canadians of millennial age, especially those who reside in British Columbia and Ontario (I said most, not all) do not have a clue. Sad state of Canadian affairs:
Obviously a Country and Western singer. True blue Americans – the so called deplorables – and Canadians. A brother and sister…hood that I am proud to be a part of. Thanks Mark and Mike and Dottie.
My take on a very famous Canadian WW1 battle. Vimy Ridge the battle that made Canadians proud.
The Ridge
Reflection’s wise. Its true insight flies
Throughout our minds yet forever binds us
To eternal life that is devoid of strife.
Just peaceful thoughts, not restless, nor caught
Into that web of war to tread,
Not normalcy! Pure madness bred our way to be.
Yet as one we brand an ancestral land
As our spirits rise to embrace God’s sky
And shed away our fears.
–
Our thoughts of home as our mothers roam
Among our graves, their faces brave
To the sadness here of men with fear
Yet for our nation’s prayers we died out there.
For a home sweet home, dear Canada
That knowledge bears a passion… flares
Within our hearts, to love; to shove
Our fears aside and run in stride
To get away from there.
–
Over top we’d go in whistled throes
That plundered us within gun sight foes.
Such madness…crushed, our brothers flush
With abject fear with those guns so near.
We’d pray in silence for our leader’s guidance
For in them we trust and as Canucks we thrust
So far ahead though we walked with dread.
With the barrage we shudder, our blanket cover
Dear God we’re scared.
–
The earth it shakes… please mothers take us
Into your arms and away from harm.
We’d fall in silence…there’s no pride in violence
We looked ahead for behind ’s our dead.
Their faces seared, no longer feared
Just a darkness now with thoughts that bow
To a light that’s gone, forever done.
For now it seems our passion stream
Is ebbing some for our time has come.
–
We fought for glory, each life a story
With silent breath we faced cruel death.
Our youthful brash ‘gainst madness, crashed
Into the mud, the cold, the blood.
That Ridge has been a horror scene.
A Ridge that bears our lives and shares
Blood curdling chills, then silence… killed.
And down we go with our cries now still
Just silent prayers to loved ones shared…so far from there.
–
The death knell rings for our lives and brings
A peace you share from that Ridge out there.
Is a peace we paved to our silent graves
With a peace we share in God’s love’s lair.
We were men of arms, a brotherhood
And beyond that Ridge, your nationhood.
With souls set free our spirits now see
Just peaceful lands and a national brand…your nation‘s free!
Love it. Now this is something I would have done in my youth. I wonder if he has anchovies on that. No I didn’t lie Mr Trump. I asked for it.
Just got a few minutes of international fame dude. You’ll be forever known as the Pizza Guy!
And when you are finished with that pizza box….
After the “zipper” comes this new Canadian invention. How to remove snow from your roof. Only in Canada you say?….pity and shitty!
Who woulda thunk?:
Ottawa’s $2.1-billion light rail system, supposed to be finished by the end of this month, will not only miss its third completion deadline but is experiencing issues far more serious than city officials have led the public to believe, according to internal reports obtained by CBC.
The reports from the city’s rail operations show a litany of issues with the Confederation Line — the east-west system being built by the SNC Lavalin-led Rideau Transit Group — especially when it comes to the system’s ability to handle Ottawa winters.
“Vehicles are currently unreliable to the point that it has not been demonstrated that operations can be sustained during a winter weather event,” according to one report from last week.
And this in the second coldest, wintriest capital city in the world. Oh wait isn’t that SNC Lavalin the contractor?
“Je ne le comprend pas” the SNC Lavalin head huncho was heard to remark. “It worked fine in Libya!”
No wonder Canada can no longer build or complete any major projects anymore. Next up for Lavalin is Montreal’s Jacques Cartier Bridge:
“Where’d the span go? Has anyone seen the spanner?” Frere Jacques asked Joseph Cartier
“This job should be good for another 20 years. Mon Dieu, sacre bleu., has anyone seen my pizza?”
The world is going nuts:
The Supreme Court of British Columbia, Canada ordered that a 14-year-old girl receive testosterone injections without parental consent. The court also declared that if either of her parents referred to her using female pronouns or addressed her by her birth name, they would be considered guilty of family violence.
The RCMP is preparing for the return of at least a dozen Canadian ISIS members detained in Syria amidst the collapse of the so-called Islamic State, a senior law enforcement official has told
The Liberal government is preparing the welcoming committee: “yes we will give them all really big hugs, plan the really, really big parade, serve real pizza with pork toppings and anchovies then give them each $10.5M – really! After all, they are all just misunderstood Canadians. It’s the Canadian way don’t ya know.
Canadian Veterans? Stand fast!
Al Stewart’s tribute to Admiral Jackie Fisher.
Off to get a meat lovers pizza. But hold the anchovies!
I want to know why too.
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“Oh yeah? Yeah. Oh yeah? Yeah. Oh yeah? Yeah. Oh yeah? yeah” and on and on it goes. Take that…Kapow!
Somewhere in Langford, or the Western Communities, Greater Victoria.
![Slide 1 of 15: Relationship coach, motivational speaker and bestselling author Grace Cirocco says one of the biggest indicators that a partner may be tempted to cheat (if they aren’t already) has to do with distancing. “If your partner is spending less and less time with you," it could be a major red flag, notes Cirocco. "If your partner is making excuses not to be alone with you… In my experience, there is a distancing that happens for one person.” Don’t ignore these signs that you may need marriage help – before it’s too late.]({"default":"//img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AAAZ2nr.img?h=416&w=799&m=6&q=60&u=t&o=f&l=f&x=195&y=295","size3column":"//img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AAAZ2nr.img?h=416&w=624&m=6&q=60&u=t&o=f&l=f&x=195&y=295","size2column":"//img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AAAZ2nr.img?h=416&w=624&m=6&q=60&u=t&o=f&l=f&x=195&y=295"} "Distancing - Getty Images")
15 signs your partner may be cheating on you.
Love it. Now this is something I would have done in my youth. I wonder if he has anchovies on that. No I didn’t lie Mr Trump. I asked for it.
Just got a few minutes of international fame dude. You’ll be forever known as the Pizza Guy!
