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Mad World

This just in from Toronto Canada:

Author comes out as transgender man after his wife came out as trans woman – and pair, who have a trans daughter, now live in a four-way open relationship with their trans lovers.

Well, its complicated….EH!

And to further complicate matters they drive a Trans-Am and want to do a Trans Canada road trip.

It’s transitory though, they say…EH!!

No shyte

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Methane Breaking News:

War on Meat: Study Suggests Cigarette-style Climate Warning Labels to Cut Down Meat Consumption

Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy a hamburger, a new study from Durham University in the U.K. suggests that cigarette-style graphic warning labels depicting the worst effects of so-called climate change might encourage citizens to consume less meat, which the researchers claim will “improve public health and reduce the UK’s carbon footprint.”

They want us on a vegetarian based diet. Do you know what happens when you eat only plant based foods like broccoli? This:

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That should be a warning label on the danger of eating too much veggies.

That will definitely contribute to Global Warming….so eat that Rib Eye!

On hearing the news of this, the stock price of “Beano” skyrocketed.

No shyte. Yes shyte, and lots of it.

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Speaking of shyte, a typical Trudeau-ism. Say what?

Federal managers paid almost $700,000 to consultants for tips on how to save money on…consultants. “This is about smarter not smaller government,” said Treasury Board President Anita Anand: “This is not about doing more with less.”

No, this is about doing less with more.

The report came in….the report came in….the report came in….the report came in…Everyone had a blank look on their face.

But, after all:

“A consultant is someone who is adept at making the simple, complex.”

No Shyte Mr. Shyster.

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The Canadian way:

How to keep a progressive away from your neighborhood (insert lefty progressive where is says Californian).

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-ways-to-scare-off-californians-looking-to-move-into-your-neighborhood?

https://youtu.be/4N3N1MlvVc4?list=RD4N3N1MlvVc4

It doesn’t have to be.

We need strong leadership

Worldwide

Joy To The World

Love this. Paranoia gone amok…or ban the cows…to save the planet…and Palestinians!

And you thought it was because of cow farts….silly you.

spy cow

Looks dangerous to me!

The latest Palestinian zoological-related conspiracy theory has Israel outfitting “spy cows” with surveillance equipment to track their movements, according to a piece by the Palestinian Authority’s official daily.

Palestinians have in the past accused Israel of sending genetically engineered sharks into Egyptian waters, “super rats” to infest the Muslim Quarter in Jerusalem’s Old City, and killer Zionist dolphins off Gaza’s shores to attack Hamas frogmen.

In Canada it’s that nasty “beaver” that has everyone on their tails erm toes these days:

Wildlife of the World: Beaver Animal Facts & Wallpaper

Who? What? Me?”

I will never buy another beaver tail ever again.

World what?

Tell that to Iranian women.

“Left, right, left, right, left, right…..COMPANEEEEEE…ALT, erm halt:”

Canada’s Department of National Defense pushes ‘far-left’ ideology, claims ‘white supremacy’ has ‘infected’ Canada

The talk aligned with the department’s growing obsession with tackling allegations of systemic racism within the armed forces.

“No, we’re completely inclusive as we go both ways…” a spokesperson from the army said. “though we may be a bit confused and sitting on the fence, I will admit.”

“Left, right, left, right, left, right…”

More Canadian insanity

Ontario math educator conference to focus on indigenous knowledge systems

“Math teachers who go to this retreat on Feb 6-7th (Mon + Tues) will learn to incorporate indigenous ‘knowledge systems’ to ‘create transformative learning” for their students,” said former Ontario teacher Chanel Pfahl in a Tuesday tweet.

“Because ‘mathematics, along with other subjects, are not exempt from colonial bias.’”

So, if you have two feathers and you add four spirits and then you take away a raven hawk’s five salmon in the mouth, how many caretakers of the environment are left?

Erm….One? “No you white colonial idiot….thirteen…”

Quick…home school your children.

Or blame it on climate change.

I wonder if this song would be banned now?

Or this…

Boys ands girls…I’m a rainbow rider..yes. Best song of 1971…

Or even this:

…love one another.

You can say what you will but Christianity was and still remains an essential element to our culture…in song and in prose and in art and in architecture.

God bless you and everyone. Oh…and only God can control the climate….through the sun.

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The World I Know

Only in Canada:

The aggravated sexual assault charge laid by police against her attacker was dropped because the case took too long to go to trial. Shitty

Human remains found in Markham Ontario. Police won’t say how they found them but will not proceed with the case until daylight so that they can see what they’re doing. Judge throws prosecution out because it has taken the police too long to find them.

Sad: California family drives car off of a cliff. Whole family killed. Police are not sure as yet as to motive. Was it an Uber? A self drive? If they take too long in their investigation the case will be dropped…off the cliff! Why can’t the parents just do themselves in and leave the children out of it….Geesh!

Channing and Jenna divorcing after 9 years of marriage. I have two questions concerning this bit of news fluff. Who the f%$K are Channing and Jenna and who gives two f&#ks as to their marriage status?

This just in:

A pair of self-described sex instructors from Belarus have been stuck in a Thai detention center for weeks. They say they have evidence demonstrating Russian interference in the 2016 presidential erection in the United States, and that they have offered it to the F.B.I. in exchange for a guarantee of their safety.

Their claim — that they are targets of a covert, undercover Russian operation to silence them because they know too much — might seem outlandish, but their case certainly includes some unusual circumstances. I’ll say it does. Could be a “Trojan” in the making here, one Russian official was heard to remark. It appears that they are out to screw Trump no matter what.

Love this: On March 23, upset by a protest interrupting a Friday night dinner service – one of several staged in recent months at Antlers in Toronto — Hunter took a leg of venison to a high-top table overlooking the street, placed it on a cutting board and separated the meat from the bone. The gesture riled the protesters watching through the window, with one accusing Hunter of taunting the vegans with the “leg of a recently murdered deer.” Hunter returned half an hour later to eat a piece of seared venison steak in front of the vegans. The Vegans were salivating with disgusto!

Something we couldn’t wait to hear: Katie Nicholl, royal expert and author of the new book Harry: Life, Loss, and Love, told ET that while the queen will have a “very prominent and important role” in Harry and Meghan’s wedding on May 19, she won’t be hitting the floor at the reception – especially if the Spice Girls end up performing. “She’s going to want to be a very important part of that day and indeed she will,” the author explained. “But I think when it comes to the evening reception and certainly the party, if the Spice Girls are performing, then I don’t think the queen’s going to be on the dance floor.” No she is a Macarena fan!

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“That’s it Mum. Put your left foot forward.”

“I hate those Spice Girls Justine. They’re so 1980s. After all this is 2018 you know.”

“I know Mum, I know.”

Latest candidates for the “Darwin Awards” Condom snorting is the newest “challenge” and a dangerous online trend that’s become popular among young people through social media.

Rival to the “Tide Pod Challenge,” “condom snorting” is a dangerous practice that involves inhaling a rubber condom up one’s nose so that it can then be fished out through the mouth. The whole thing is recorded and uploaded to YouTube or another social media outlet.

Of course, there is a huge risk. If someone inhales a piece of rubber it can get stuck and result in a blocked airway, which can lead to choking and suffocation. “I can think of better ways to use these things, can’t you?” Russian Sex Coaches agreed.

“Climate Change is humanity’s greatest threat” – so says the UN IPCC. No, the UN is humanity’s greatest threat!

Love this (from Maggie’s Farm): Feminist Geography? What is it? Well:

Feminist geographers “challenge the masculinist formation of science as objective, gender-neutral, and value-free” by studying topics such as “spatial subjectivities” and “emotional geographies.”

Say what? Oh, you mean this:

Image result for pic of volcanos eruptions Yessss, emotional geographies the female Geographer was heard to scream.

Or, that is why women can’t read maps or drive a car in reverse!

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Spatial Geography…a real challenge

Say no more.

Song of the day? Geography? Well, it’s the world I know. (Collective Soul)

https://youtu.be/EndBRy-_3do

SJ……………………………Out

 

 

 

 

 

End Of The World

I believe tomorrow, 20th March, will be the 106th anniversary date (March 20th ??? 1912) of the death of the south polar party of Scott, Bowers, Wilson and Oates. Evans died a few weeks earlier at the foot of the Beardmore Glacier. Sad

Robert Falcon Scott, 1868-1912, back row centre in balaclava, with members of the ill-fated Terra Nova expedition - Stock ImageIt was ill planned and poorly executed.

Hawking, before he died predicted the end of the universe. Oh yeah, something else that we need to be concerned about. Sorry Mr Hawking but the UN IPCC already has that locked up with their climate change thingy. And what a way to go out. I only wish I could do something about that as well when I exit stage right. In this case though it is all about Steve. Sad thing is that many people will believe this shyte. The Mayan calendar comes to mind. Remember 12-12-12 was going to be the end of the world as we know it? When that day came….Nada thing happened. Nobody knows, not even you Mr Hawking….Geeesh.

17 foods you should never put in the freezer. Whew. Don’t have to worry about that one. I can only think of one major food group to never put in the freezer man………………….KD! Kraft dinner. It’s about the only major food group any full blooded male (on his own) would ever consider putting in there, that is if he hasn’t finished it in one sitting.

Another Headline: 1980s Action Stars – Where are they now?………………DEAD!

For those about to start playing golf: Stop accepting those chunked chip shot in you golf game. No, no no! Start using the most neglected golf club in and out of your golf bag……………….the foot wedge. Never fails.

Image result for pics of the foot wedge           It will never let you down. It works every time.

From the “I Want More Money” file comes this: Residential chickens on councils agenda….and again…and again…and again. “Hey we are traumatized here. We want more money!”

Canadians see possible signal that the US is ready to compromise on Nafta giving Canada what it truly wants. And what is that? Well in keeping with Trudeau’s vision it will be a gender based feminist agreement. Transparency. The Transgender community and Trans Parents are all in a tizzy over this one. “We can buy woman’s clothing duty free now.” one tranny was heard to say. “This is a wynne wynne situation.” Naf said! Ta!

Trudeau celebrates this progress with his Nafta negotiating team:

See the source imageLove this: 17 signs “Your Car Needs a New Battery.” Well I can think of only one…..IT WON’T START!

Golfers are replacing their “lob” wedge with this new and exciting innovative club……………THE FOOT WEDGE

Golfer taps golf ball into the hole using his foot wedgeIt will never let you down as it works every time.

“Cry Me a River” – Gotta love this one:  Former Vice President Al Gore is at it again. Gore is attempting to link extreme weather to man-made climate change, this time warning of “flying rivers” and “rain bombs.” But in a new book,  Gore is accused of engaging in scientifically baseless “weather porn” for attempting to link every bad weather event to “global warming.

Will these guys ever shut up and give up? At close to $1B made over this shyte? I doubt it. There are just too many sheeple out there without a single critical thought cell in their minute brains.

And finally this: A new wedge has been designed to eliminate all fat and thin chip shots. It’s called: “Ta daaa:” The Foot Wedge. Buy it today and improve your game by at least 18 strokes!

Image result for Caddyshack Foot WedgeWho me? No way man!

Song for the day:

For you my dear Marijke. Now that is the end of the world for me.

Happy Monday.

SJ…………………………………..Out