Month: April 2018

Japanese Enzymes

99 more sleeps to Vezelay

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Enzyme that was being researched by the Japanese was found to eat plastic by mistake. Wow: They can eat plastic bottles? Unfortunately landfills in Japan are starting to look like this:

See the source imageUnintended consequences.

Did you know that mammals became smaller after the introduction of humans? Especially in North America! Of course its “whitey’s” fault. Well no. Who populated North America before “whitey?”  Oh damn, move on. No story here folks.

From the Bananarama file comes this bit of news. According to CNN, the cable news networks that aired this piece 47 times in one hour, shows some guy who fractured his “penis:”. How can this be? I thought. The penis is a muscle. So how can you fracture a muscle? You can’t but you can definitely pull a muscle! This is……… CNN.

M n M hits 10 years of sobriety:

Yeah, he looks happy!     Eminem.

I like the yellow ones best!

From the: “I couldn’t care less file comes this:”

25 Things You Shouldn’t Do At A Gym: and farting wasn’t one of them. Whew. Thanks to the “beano” gawds for that.

From the “Who gives two ^%$& file comes this:”

Kendall Jenner flirting with Diplo. Diplo? Diplo? Who on earth calls themselves that? “Oh he used to be known as Dipstick the Dipshit.” his publicist was heard to remark. Fans were getting confused so he changed his name to Diplo.

Kendall Jenner was seen getting close to Diplo as they partied at the 2018 Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio, California.Why can he just be known as George?

By the way. Who the *&^% is Kendall Jenner? Caitlyn’s twin brother?

From the “Die caught of mee” file comes this: The Trudeau government has refused to act on this issue (Kinder Morgan Pipeline expansion) in any meaningful way despite the constitution clearly saying that something like a pipeline that crosses provincial borders is within federal jurisdiction. BC says otherwise then castigates Alberta and Saskatchewan for operating and threatening BC within the realm of the Canadian Constitution. Of course the constitution also says I should be able to take beer across a provincial border and the Supreme Court just ripped that up with Trudeau’s help.

“Damn,” these guys remarked. Did they say Beer? No Beer?

See the source imageConcerned Canadians.

Meanwhile, back at the farm our dear leader is shown working (no joke) while a photographer takes a picture of a photographer taking Dear Leader’s picture.

Of course our Dear Leader is autographing a picture of himself. “Hard work” he was heard to remark. “You know, I could get “Harpo Tundra” syndrome from doing this.”

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Only in Canada would you see this headline:

In Blocking Beer, Supreme Court (of Canada) Shows Horgan (Premier of BC) The Path to Block the Pipeline. It then goes on to say: “Collateral damage of the Supreme Court’s decision that beer needs to be criminalized to protect milk, John Horgan gets the court’s blessing to block the pipeline and to criminalize beer to protect milk.

Latest heard from concerned Canadians:

See the source image“Wait! Did they say to protect Milk??

Harvard decides that Free Speech is far right.

No it’s “far out” man.

How far down the toilet has our civil-ization run?:

“Barbara Bush was a generous and smart and amazing racist who, along with her husband, raised a war criminal. F*** outta here with your nice words,” the professor tweeted. “I’m happy the witch is dead. Can’t wait for the rest of her family to fall to their demise the way 1.5 million Iraqis have.” (University of Fresno Professor of English Literature)

Nice! From those tolerant lefties. And that is why I encourage all young people to learn a trade and stay well clear of Universities.

From the “Unintended Consequences” file comes this headline in the UK:

“9 out 10 teenagers at drug treatment centres being treated for cannabis addiction.”

“Who would have thunk it?”

In Canada? No story here folks, move on:

This is what happens to a Canadian Millennial brain on the weed:

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Enough of this shyte dude. There is just too much craziness out there.

Song of the day:

The lead guitar player is surely on to something.

Have a great Monday.

SJ………………………………Out

Laughter Is The Best Medecine

I wrote a book: Kurofune: The Black Ships. It has been published through Amazon and Kindle. Getting great reviews. Check it out by hitting the link at the top right of this page. All proceeds from the sale of this book go to a really great cause…..moi!

Can’t wait for Vezelay. Coming up to 103 more sleeps. Great.

See the source imageThis is where I start the 900km walk!

Thought I would start with a joke today:

CELIBACY can be a choice in life, or it can be a condition imposed by
certain environmental encounters.

While attending a marriage counselling symposium last weekend, John and
his wife, Ann, listened to the instructor declare:

“It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are
important to each-other.” He addressed the men, “Can you name and
describe your wife’s favourite flower…?”

John leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently and whispered, “Robin Hood
All-Purpose, isn’t it?”

And thus began John’s life of celibacy.

That joke reminded me of the time I bought some pots and pans for my wife for her birthday. That did not go over well. Almost divorced. I tried my luck a few years later when I asked her if she wanted a new “drill” for Christmas. That was bad too.

“Do you like to live life dangerously?” she asked me.

Hey, I’m a guy right? Say no more.

Hey check this out. An innocent age of laughter:

https://youtu.be/7FEnSvtolPQ

Song of the day. A tune that I will definitely listen to on my IPod during this walk:

Collective Soul: “Let’s Gel”

Have a great weekend. Read ya Monday.

SJ…………………………………………..Out

 

White Flags

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Wow, only in the UK. Teenager says selling her virginity online ruined her life, Aleexandra stated. Aleexandra? What sort of name is that? I can see Alexandra but Aleexandra with two e’s. Why? Is that to say she leaks? Or to differentiate herself from Alex? But the “dra” would have done that for sure.

She goes on to say that the sale didn’t occur and that she recovered emotionally through the support of her husband. Yup, she sold her virginity to him and he will be paying for the rest of their married life….a couple of years perhaps in this me,me,me generation we live in….geesh. Her 15 seconds of shame!

Kinder Morgan pipeline? Dead in the water. Do not believe Trudeau and his rhetoric that he supports this and it will be a “go” because it is in our national interest. In France recently he touted that the energy sector in Canada is an embarrassment to the world. One he is personally ashamed of and that he would love to get Canada off of the energy teat as quickly as possible.

So he and Macron have great synergy on this file.  Kinder Morgan will soon raise the “white flag” and abandon this venture – a move that the French will applaud as it is a sign of the new “white flag” economy, one that France has much experience with.

Trudeau beamed then asked Macron where the closest Barista “joint” was.

As with solar energy, wind power and other forms of alternative energy like “Beano” or “Pork n Beans,” (forever popular in the Muslim world) the stats on electric / hybrid car sales are pretty poor if not consistent at about 2-3% over the past decade. The environ – mental whackos would have us think differently.

Only in Canada: Child Molesters can change their names to begin a “new” life. Provincial governments approve….disgusting!

I think this is one issue Trudeau could wrap his arms around and sort things out.

“This completely changes everyone’s thinking about how the immune system works – and it solves this problem of telling the difference between invaders and self,” Goodnow told The Australian Financial Review.

What’s so exciting here is that the adaptation essentially represents a new kind of immunity we never knew about.

This finding could pave the way to discovering new vaccines to fight infections like HIV and campylobacter, which hide from our immune systems by effectively mimicking our own biological material.

Campylobacter? What on earth is that? Scary stuff! I’ll never go camping again nor will I ever eat lobster.

“The idea that you could start with a bad antibody and make it good just hasn’t been in anyone’s lexicon.”

Exciting stuff. And what will happen now with this new discovery?….. Nothing!

From the squeamish millennial file comes this:

Supermarkets in the…UK…. are bout to introduce touch free meat products for millennials who are afraid to touch raw meat before cooking it.

They cook?

Scientists have discovered that if we eat less and eat with a balanced diet we can live longer. Only downfall to all of this they found was that we would begin to look like these guys:

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“How cute.” A PETA warrior was heard to remark. “Sign me up”

A “Clockwork Orange” anyone

The Cable Non-News Network brought up the “Trump watched prostitutes pee on themselves in Moscow” segment 77 times over a 5 day period. They showed it 48 times on April 13th (Friday???).  And this doesn’t reflect a Trump Derangement Syndrome symptom?

This…is…CNN.

Geesh. Where is Edward R Murrow when you need him…. Dead! Just like CNN!

LA and California progressives want books banned – ones they don’t like…like “Winnie the Pooh” as being too racist. White privilege! Remember this:

See the source imageNazis burning books they don’t like.

History repeats itself today in Californication.

A headline you’ll never read here in Canada:

South Korean president credits Trump with bringing North Korea to the table. Trump conceivably ends 68 year old cold war.

CNN and the Nobel Peace Prize committee’s response:

“Bastard, Warmonger, Idiot, Bombastard; Psychopath”

Hillary Clinton wins 2018 Nobel Peace Prize for reigning in the North Korean dictator and bringing him to the peace table.

No more of this. Have a terrific Thursday.

Song of the day. A little upbeat. Why Part 2

Been trying to find Part 1 without success.

SJ……………………………Out.

 

No More Winters

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Remember this? No more winters, no more snow-oh, no more miserable winter row..oads… No more snow days…. damn.

Just kidding suckers!

In reality…..

Image result for pics of april winter storms in CanadaGot that right buddy…April 2018

Canada, January 108th, 2018 (thxs to SDA)

And here in Mill Bay?

See the source imageBear Mountain, 9th green.

Sorry guys east of the Rockies.

But the main point here is nobody can predict what is going to occur weather wise tomorrow let alone 100 years from now. But that is the whole point of this Climate Change fraud. How can you challenge these bizarre predictions of doom and gloom given none of us will be alive in 2100? You can’t and they know it that is why they are getting their way with this nonsense.

To the tune of Alice Coopers “Schools Out”

“No more winters, no more sno..oh. No more bull shit, that the UN blow..oh’s.” 

The most dangerous organizational threat to man…oops…peoplekind in an Orwellian manner is the UN. This is their ultimate goal:

Check this out at the 1 minute mark…..our future if we allow for it!

And after all that doom and gloom nonsense. BTW Metropolis was shot in 1927! Unbelievable.

Joke of the day. From a good friend:

“Young lad from Parrsboro, Nova Scotia goes off to University; but halfway through the first semester, he foolishly has squandered all of his money.

He calls home. ‘Dad,’ he says, ‘you won’t believe what modern education is developing. They actually have a program here in Antigonish that could teach our dog “Jiggy” how to talk.’

‘That’s amazing!’ his Dad says ‘How do I get Jiggy in that program?’

‘Just send him in here with $1,200,’ the young lad says, ‘I’ll get him in the course.’

So, his father sends the dog “Jiggy”, and $1,200.

About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The young lad calls home.

‘So how’s Jiggy doing, son?’ his father wants to know.

‘Awesome! Dad, he’s talking up a storm. But you just won’t believe this. They’ve had such good results with talking; they’ve begun to teach the animals how to read … ‘

‘Read?!’ exclaims his father. ‘No kidding! How do we get our Jiggy in that program?’

‘Just send $2,300. I’ll get him in the class for sure.’

The money promptly arrives. But, our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk nor read. So, he shoots the dog.

When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.

‘Where’s my Jiggy? I just can’t wait to talk with him and see him read something!’

‘Dad,’ the young lad says; ‘I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Jiggy was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Cape Breton Post. Then he suddenly turned to me and asked, ‘So, is your Dad still messing around with that little redhead, working in the bakery at the grocery store?”

The father groans and whispers, ‘I hope you shot that son of a bitch, before he talks to your Mother!’

‘I sure did, Dad!’

‘That’s my boy!’

The son goes on to become a successful lawyer and then a Liberal Member of Parliament.”

Song of the day: December by Collective Soul

SJ………………………………….Out

Red, Red BC Wine

Countdown to Vezelay: 106 sleeps to go!

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Premier of Alberta, Rachel Notley, has threatened to turn off the gas tap to British Columbia if BC’s John Horgan refuses to budge on his stance to stop the building of the Trans Mountain Pipe line. Response of your typical BC resident:

See the source imageBring it on baby. We have lots of this stuff. We don’t need your gas Notley. Can’t drink it anyway.

See the source imageHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

How I love la-la land. And don’t worry Notley. We have this:

Image result for pics of flinstone carsSo there! Horgan was apt to respond.

It’s The World I Know:  “What if dating multiple people, sometimes at once, isn’t avoiding reality but rewriting it in your image?” sad statement of affairs – this me,me it’s all about me generation talk. Come talk to me when you’re in your 40’s, still single and lonely……Geesh.

So inviting, so sexy my wife said, having one of these:

Elephant Man

So now they have come up with this CPAP device.

Looks like a sweat band to me! Tennis anyone?

$128 bucks for a Nike Sweat Band? Are they kidding me.

“Night Court” star Harry Anderson dead at 65. I always liked this guy. Sad and too young to go.

This just in: Obama’s new car is breathtaking:

Image result for pics of fluintstone type carsWow, great on gas when going downhill.           Just like his legacy.

The Canadian embassy in Cuba is now considered as dangerous as the missions in Afghanistan, Iraq and Lebanon, and officials are clawing back rules that let diplomats posted there bring their family with them as the mysterious case of unexplained symptoms experienced by staff there gets even more bizarre.

It’s the “Salsa” Trudeau remarked. No story here, move on!

Image result for Pics of trudeay dancing in indiaWow…..boogie!

North and South Korea reportedly set to announce official end to war

It’s all Trumps fault I tell ya. It’s madness. Impeach the bastard right away. Obama surely deserves another Nobel Peace Prize for all of the work he has done to bring this about.

Then again, can anyone who looks and acts like this, really be trusted?

See the source imageAnd what about them hats? Scary!

That’s all for today:

Song of the day in deference to BC politics and leadership:

SJ……………………………….Out.