Kurofune: The Black Ships

An excerpt from my book Kurofune:

The sun was getting higher and higher off the eastern horizon. The beautiful orange, yellow and reddish glow of the sunrise was tarnished by the thick, black, brown and grayish pall and smoke plumes covering Betio and the immediate vicinity due to the high explosive nature of the Naval Gunfire Support and the air strikes. The air was becoming heavier and heavier and thick with the smell of detonation, destruction, explosions and cordite. It was the smell of death. These thick, black plumes of smoke rose out from under the coconut palms and the fields of the island then up and over the lagoon like a dark impervious blanket of terror. Rows and rows upon rows of coconut palm trees were scarred, naked and pitted; their ragged palm fronds hanging down, vertically limp, as if the life had suddenly been snuffed out of them by some horrendous outer worldly force. No tree escaped the carnage of the shelling that swept across the entire length and breadth of the island. Collectively the palm trees just stood there, motionless, ragged or naked in the light tropical breeze, as if standing upright in a desolate, mysterious landscape, like sentinels to hell itself. The landscape was pockmarked with deep and shallow craters, like the surface of the moon. And like the surface of the moon the island was lifeless. On top of all of that a light grey mist hung in the air like dust particles suspended, coagulating into and onto everything within this maelstrom of terror. Nature’s colour palette of tropical hues and shades of blue, green and turquoise surrendered to this monochromatic nightmare. It was an eerie sight to behold. 

The Naval Gunfire barrage continued raining death and destruction among the Japanese defenders. A 16 inch shell found its mark on one of the Vicker’s Guns ammunition dumps. The subsequent explosion of the ammo dump sent shells, debris and shockwaves from one end of Betio to the other and across the lagoon.

“Head’s down,” somebody screamed. Was Armageddon that far behind? Ted thought of this cataclysmic detonation?  It was horrendous. His whole world shook.

The naval bombardment had gone on now for almost three hours. Sooner or later it would be time for the Marines to turn to and head directly for the beach. The Marines of wave one held back in the lagoon at the departure line in their Alligators, LCT (Tanks), LCMs (Mechanized) and their Higgin’s Boats, but it would soon be time for the landing.  In the meantime they were getting anxious and sick of the tumultuous movement of the landing craft. Sea worthy they were not. Even Ted was anxious to go. Not really seasick, he was becoming nauseous watching his colleagues retch from the motion of the Higgins. The sea sickness and the dry heaving was horrific, as everything that had been in their stomachs from breakfast was now awash in the boat’s bilge. A sour, bitter and slightly acidic, pungent odor permeated the air among them. That combined with the nauseating diesel fumes and individual sweat was enough to turn anyone pale.

Ted was nervous, but not really scared, as he just wanted to go and get on with it.  Lou and the Reverend remained silent, even as they looked at one another for mutual encouragement, as if to say everything is going to be okay. The Reverend clutched his bible for his own spiritual support and emotional fortitude. Lou was a non believer yet one could see the abject fear in his eyes. Ted kissed the crucifix of his Rosary one last time. He also stole one more peak at the picture of Ruth that he had in his shirt top pocket, protected as it was from the seawater by a plastic sheath.”

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Cheers and have a great weekend.

SJ……………………………Out

Second song of the day:

Polyglots

This will not end well:

“About 450 radicalized detainees, including 50 Islamic terrorists, will walk free by the end of 2019 in France, the Justice Minister said. French prisons struggle with overcrowding, violence and often fail to combat radicalization.”

In keeping with France’s traditional action on matters such as this the Minister was heard to remark:

“We have given up. We have to surrender to this new reality. We can no longer fight this war on terror” The ghosts of French’s past could only smile when they heard this. A major French “white flag” factory near Paris (is there any other kind), which had been dormant for these past few years, has been retooled, rebooted and re-energized to meet the new demands of the French para-military. Next up? Mutti Merkel’s Germany.

Brexit anyone


Love this:

“Vladimir Putin’s emergency German language interjections during a recent heated interview with an Austrian journalist has begged the question: Which other world leaders have rolled out a foreign language, for better or for worse?”

“Poly glot” yer tongue Putin. Of course nobody could understand these guys:

“Eye-za-guy dat builds za boat, Eye-za -guy that sails dem”

Whew. Of course these so call “Polyglots” can have unintended consequences. This was heard at a recent North Korean summit meeting with South Korean and Chinese leaders.

Image result for Funny Kim Jong Un ParodyLost in Translation


Vladimir Putin holds his highly anticipated annual televised question-and-answer session, and the number of questions is about two million. This year’s event is Putin’s 16th and is different from the previous ones in several ways.

One in particular: He doesn’t answer any of them. When asked why he could only say: “I am a dick,” which all of the polyglots thought they heard: “I am a dictator and you’re not” Lost in translation.

Two million questions? Are you kidding me. We here in Canada should be so lucky. It would bring a whole new meaning to “Question Period.”

Trudeau was heard to remark to all of his NAFTA polyglot buddies. “See ya.” But after careful scrutinization of his comments by all of his Polyglots they thought they heard:

“Naf said…Ta”….Lost in translation.


This just in. Headline from CNN / MSNBC: Stormy Daniels sues ex lawyer.

Meanwhile over in Guatemala and Hawaii.

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No story there a CNN / MSNBC spokesperson James Polyglot, who wishes to remain anonymous, stated categorically. “It’s only an erection for heaven’s sake. Stormy Daniels is an expert on things such as this. So that is why we have ignored Guatemala and Hawaii to lead off with this story. It is more explosive…extremely stormy me thinks. What do you think?” he asked.

Lost in translation me stinks!


And the oxymoronic act of the year goes to U of A: David Suzuki to receive an honorary degree from the University of Alberta. An acknowledgement by the University to a guy who wants to bring down Alberta’s economy and launch all of us back into the dark ages.

I shakes my head in disbelief.

During his acceptance speech all of his polyglot buddies from Greenpeace and his Foundation thought he said “lunch” when he actually said “launch” when referring to his activist plans to destroy Alberta’s economy. They all got up and left.

“I said launch, not lunch” David sex-claimed in sex-asperation.  It was too late. The convocation hall at U of A emptied faster than a misplaced “Green” convention mistakenly located at an NRA rally.

The world is crazy me stinks.

Just another day in our lives. Life is good. Embrace it.

Song of the day:

SJ………………………….Out

 

 

Right….On!

Seems that Saudi women are now allowed to drive but cannot change the way they dress. So, how would you like to see this behind the wheel of a car on the highway, coming straight at you or trying to pass:

See the source imageTesla is all in a tizzy over this one.

Of course we all know what had happened to their driverless car:

See the source image Don’t think I’ll ever drive in Riyad. I’ll stick to this, thank you very much.

See the source imageWhere everyday is “hump” day in Saudi Arabia.

Of course women in Saudi Arabia can now drive but they (thanks to RT):

  1. Must adhere to a strict dress code and wear an ankle-length garment called an abaya;
  2. Cannot associate with men to whom they are not related;
  3. If they want to leave the home, travel, work, rent an apartment, make a legal claim or access certain healthcare, they must be accompanied by, or have the permission from a wali – a male guardian who is usually their husband, father, brother, uncle or even son;
  4. Must seek permission from their guardians to marry or divorce. Women who want to marry a foreigner must obtain approval from the Ministry of Interior. They are not allowed to marry a non-Muslim;
  5. Are not allowed to have their own bank accounts or control their finances without permission from their guardian;
  6. The Saudi legal system says the testimony of a woman is only worth half that of a man;
  7. Daughters only receive half the inheritance that their brothers receive; and
  8. In cases of divorce, they are only allowed custody of their children until they reach the age of seven for boys, and nine for girls.

Hmmm? Maybe moving to Saudi Arabia wouldn’t be a bad idea after all. Hmmm? Just saying that’s all. So why are so called feminists here in the Western World so uptight about these woman’s rights anyway? THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS.


Arnold Schwarzenegger burns Trump’s plan with one brutal tweet about protecting the coal industry and his relentless criticism of everything Trump does. Of course this criticism is coming from a guy who states that he would strap every climate change denier to the tailpipe of his SUV to see how they like CO2?!?!?! Say what:

Arnold Schwarzenegger on global warming ‘deniers’: ‘Strap some conservative-thinking people to a tailpipe for an hour and then they will agree it’s a pollutant!’

Update: ‘Carbon dioxide, while a greenhouse gas, is not toxic and it is not noxious. It’s probably carbon monoxide that will be responsible for the [tailpipe] genocide’ that ole Arnie talks about.

Geeesh. Of course all of the green environ – mental whackos will believe Awnold and not some crazy Harvard physicist named Lubos Motl. Stick to acting Awnold. (to think that this guy was once the Governor of California. Then again…………………?

Arnold Schwarzenegger on global warming deniers: ‘Strap some conservative-thinking people to a tailpipe for an hour and then they will agree it’s a pollutant!’

On another note: Trump is hugely criticized for taking the US out of the Paris accord, yet the US has reduced greenhouse gas emissions more than any other country on the planet. UN response? They welcome North Korea and Nicaragua’s signing of the Paris accord. Ignore US emission reductions.

The UN’s logic? Take this guy at his word:

See the source image  or this guy: See the source image And that is why Canada should get out of the UN cartel……………………………NOW!

See the source imageUN’s Chinese point man on the ground!


In China janitors are now the new millionaires. This was just announced after “Mr Clean” was introduced to the Chinese economy!


Breaking news coming out of Toronto: A listing for a home in the Upper Annex of Toronto has some people scratching their heads over photos showing an exposed toilet and shower in the main-floor living room, right beside the fireplace.

The charming, semi-detached home — listed at $898,000 at 1231 Bathurst St., near Dupont St. — certainly has an unusual layout, and an unusual smell about it but real estate agents say that likely has a good explanation.

“$900,000 for a load of crap” one potential buyer remarked. “It’s a dump!”

“Shit happens” the realtor remarked.

The current real estate market in Toronto could see this potential deal go down the toilet…………………….groan.


Trudeau calls Trump’s tariffs insulting and unacceptable. Ooooo.

Both Trudeau and Foreign Minister Chrystia Freeland have called the imposition of the tariffs under American national security legislation “absurd.”  Oooooo!

When asked whether Trudeau will say that to Trump face-to-face, he nodded. “And I have”……Ooooooo

Of course when the issue of the huge Canadian subsidies of softwood lumber  and the supply management protectionism held by Canada, especially the Quebec dairy monopoly, there was dead silence within the ranks of the Canadian Nafta negotiating team:

Oooooo

vs the US Team:

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One English born Canadian was heard to say: “Naf said, Ta!”


From the absurd file: I see the French are at it again: a Frenchman is swimming  “9,000km to raise awareness of ocean pollution”. they describe the pollution as being “Texas Sized.” Texans were not amused.

See the source imageSo let that French sunnamabitch try to come and swim over here. We’ll have a big surprise for him: French Fried Hali-butts: Note: The French swimmers is known as “Hal.”

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I really think that when the Darwin awards were first initiated that the organizing committee had the French (France’s French) in mind:

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That’s all she wrote today.

Song of the day:

https://youtu.be/tAWThpGak-A

Evolution

Very disappointed that my team – the Las Vegas Golden Knights – are down three games to one. Game 5 on Thursday. One can only hope and pray to the hockey gods for a win. Even Michelangelo agrees with me with this recently discovered work of art found in the Sistine arena, er chapel, in Italy.

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And then God made man and he looked down and he was happy.

Except in Canada eh?See the source image                                        Darwin’s theory as being taught in Canadian schools. Hey, if Gore can change things so can I. (SJ)


Fantasy thought of the year:

AND THE LEAFS WIN THE STANLEY CUP!

That is about as dead as Darwin’s theory of evil-ution is in Canadian schools. “It is an evil thought” one Toronto fan was heard to say. “Darwin had it wrong all along”! “After the current age of “Homo Erections” surely we will have evolved into the Homo “Slap Shot!” ”


What else is going on. The sheer hypocrisy of BC Premier John Horgan, his puppet master Andrew Weaver and the ever so popular Justinian Turdope of the Kinder Morgan Pipeline fiasco. Typical BC political posturing and logic. Horgan to Alberta Premier Notley:  “We do not want your oil. But” – and in a way that only a politician can say and get away with – “We want your oil and if you don’t give it to us we will sue your asses off.”

And in keeping with our Darwin theme this was heard recently at a BC morning caucus meeting:

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Oops that’s 4. Perhaps Turdeau’s climate Tzar is in there somewhere.

BC and Canada’s economy is soon to be on life support.

See the source image Hey but we are saving the planet after all – from ourselves!…………………Geesh


And if you still believe that we or the UN is responsible for  Climate Change, or global warming or the evolutionary human progression of hockey players then have a look at this: (thanks to SDA)

The sound of settled science:
“Nobel Laureate DESTROY Global warming during EPIC Lecture. Gets a standing ovation”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEYuYCKv5Vo

So much going on today:

This just in: ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. — The Miss America Organization is dropping the swimsuit competition from its nationally televised broadcast, saying it will no longer judge contestants on their appearance. So they’re opting out for this:
See the source image       That’s the burqa swimsuit organizing committee in the background.
“We want to be all inclusive here” the “I – a – told –  you – so” remarked.

Does anyone see the irony here after the segment above:

Daughters born to Prince Harry and Meghan, Duchess of Sussex will not inherit their title, it has emerged.

The royal pair wed in May (18) following a three-month engagement and rumours have been rife that children won’t be too far behind. But the newlyweds have had to accept that any daughters born to them won’t inherit the dukedom, with the title instead falling to their firstborn son irrespective of age.

And the title will die out completely if the couple have only girls.

In keeping in tune with that bit of Darwinian fluff, the couple will soon move to Saudi Arabia. The only place on earth where girls can be girls.


That’s all for today.

Go Vegas Go
Song of the day: Click on the link then click on the You Tube link in the box.

The Big Smoke

Only 57 more sleeps until Vezelay and the “Way of Saint James” walk.

See the source imageCan’t wait.

Also, check out my Kurofune web site. Just click on the link at the top right of the page. Getting good reviews. My first book.

Good to be back. Needed the break. It can be difficult to come up with things 5 days a week. But then again I have to thank Trump, Turdeau and Who Flung Poo of North Korea fame. They are indeed the gifts that keep on giving to bloggers like me.

Spent just over two weeks in Toronto, affectionately known as the “Big Smoke.” I don’t know how anyone could live there. Imagine doing this every day:

See the source imageEveryday.                                  And you know what? They are proud of their gridlock. Makes them a world class city as they would say. Torontonians have a huge inferiority complex. Always comparing themselves with New Yorkers. Here is Time’s Square in New York:

See the source imageas opposed to Dundas Square in Toronto:

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Ah no T.O. No comparison. Or their shitty subway system? Not world class. Prague or Budapest’s Russian era subway system is way better.

See the source imageT.O.’s

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Or how about this:

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No comparison Toronto.

Even the Leafs can’t cut it. Out in the first round. What is the old joke?:

The last time the Leafs won the Stanley Cup I was in diapers. The next time they win it I’ll probably be in diapers again.

Or how about this for originality:

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Right down to the water.

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Naw, you can have Toronto, Torontonians. But remember

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Diversity

 

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Song of the Day

Have a nice Monday

 

SJ…………………..Out