Month: March 2019

My Perspectives

Theory is great
For theorists

Practicality is wonderful
For pragmatists

Social Network Analysis is super
For socialists

Barometers are necessary
For meteorologists

“Lurkers” are fair game
For psychiatrists

Tools are essential
For technologists

Collaboration is pervasive
For idealists

Cooperation is illusive
For realists

Open mindedness is amazing
For epistemologists

Communities are magnificent
For sociologists

Practice makes perfect
For perfectionists

Learning is intuitive
For Academicists

Meaning is ephemeral
For illusionists

Experience is personal
For experientialists

Identity is private
For individualists

Interest is fantastic
For economists

Negotiation is meaningless
For confrontationists

Diversity is great
For Diversificationists

Militancy is wonderful
For pacifists

Could ya do this today?  If you’re a “I’d rather have a Prius” lefty…….nope.

Have a great Navy Day.

SJ………………………………………Out

C’est La Vie

Hold your presses. This just in from Paris. Head-line News. What was he thinking?

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Billionaire diamond trader Ehud Arye Laniad’s pursuit of a plentiful penis has ended in his death.

The 65-year-old big wheel died of a heart attack at a private Paris hospital where he was undergoing a penis enlargement procedure.

It always seems to be that the guy with the biggest wheels always seems to have the smallest deals.

Reports say the Israeli-Belgian died on the operating table.

Belgian media report that Laniad was stricken when a substance was injected into his penis triggering his demise.

They tried to revive him but he went limp!

His company — Omega Diamonds — confirmed his death.

“Farewell to a visionary businessman. It is with great sadness that we confirm that our founder Ehud Arye Laniado has passed away,” the company said.

Visionary? Are you kidding me. Dude? You’re 65 for heaven sakes. Perhaps you were suffering from ED. No enlargement procedure will solve that!

You should have thought this one out with your head man….the one on top of your shoulders.

I think this guy is deserving of a Darwin Award. Don’t you?

And speaking of Darwin Awards. This just in from Europe as well:

Czech man killed by the lion he kept as a house pet. The man kinda has a dumb, bewildered look on his face doesn’t he?  Buddy that ain’t no house pet….THAT’S A FRIGGIN MONSTER.

Turns out the lion mistook his owner for Simba the other Lion King.

For his efforts the Czech man won this month’s Darwin Award.

Whoa is me. The end of the innocence

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Girl Guides give their highest award to girl who organized a pro abortion event…..I’ll never, ever buy another cookie from them again. Wait a minute. I thought the Girl Guides merged with the Boy Scouts? What is their motto going to be now: “do a good turn every day” somehow doesn’t cut it anymore.

Boy Scouts responded with: “We can’t wait for the next sleepover.” Yeah, that’ll do it.

Is a Liberal / NDP merger in the cards?

Justin Trudeau wearing a suit and tie: NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh, left, and Liberal Leader and Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, right.Let’s ask our expert on these matters.

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I wonder if Elizabeth May, Justin Trudeau, Lisa Helps, Suzuki, Neil Young, Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Wacko, Bernie Sanders, Obama, Climate Barbie McKenna or YOU have seen this video:

The end of our innocence:

https://youtu.be/H-_BmSU09iY

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ………………………Out

The Sn-ow Flakes

Gotta love this:

Flake News: It’s only sn-ow! Owie.

Finally, a sense of humour (sic) in America. I am sure someone will be offended here, especially if the sn-ow is yellow!

And this is why politicians can never be trusted:

A day after telling a local New York television station, News 12 Westchester, “I’m not running, but I’m going to keep on working and speaking and standing up for what I believe,” Hillary Clinton seems to have had second thoughts. Someone (my guess is Hillary herself) told New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman that she, Clinton, didn’t really mean it.

Who me? You talking to me? Yeah you? Are you talking to me? I didn’t say that I wouldn’t run. It depends on what you mean by “I didn’t say.” I guess.

You don’t say……………Geesh.

Do you know your own countries history? Americans don’t seem to know theirs.

How do you spell hypocrite? A…O…C…B…G…W. Okay so I can’t spell but this video relates to Alexandra Occasionally Cortez But Generally Whacko’s hypocritical stance on the environment

She demands that we ban all fossil fuels. That would mean no cars, no airplanes, no plastics of any kind. Just like all of the other climate action warriors in “doing what I tell you to do and not in what I am doing.” A socialist’s take on Kennedy’s famous line: “ask not what you can do for your country but what your country can do for you.” A socialist’s dream come true.

Wake up people to this giant fraud and attack on our personal liberties.

Huh?? Climate Barbie, Canada’s climate change Czarina, is giving up “Lent” to fight climate change. Damn I always hated “Lent” as a Catholic kid. Bring on the chocolate bunnies.

More Canadian political slip-sliding: Kent Hehr, Liberal MP from Calgary is proud of Jody Wilson Rebound (sic) and believes her testimony to be true. He is proud to be a Liberal with Jody. Perhaps he is distancing himself from Justinian for the next erection due in the fall.

Interesting this coming from a guy who left the liberal cabinet in disgrace due to some alleged sexual inappropriateness. He didn’t want to embarrass his leader. Trudeau accepted his resignation but Hehr remains a strong and upright “member” of the liberal “caucus.” My, my, my how things change.

Trudeau, when asked if he was going to apologize to Canadians regarding the SNC Lavalin affair, gave this response:

“I am going to give an Inuit apology this afternoon.”

What on earth is an Inuit apology, as opposed to apologizing to all Canadians?

Perhaps it is something similar to this:

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Personally I am now beginning to believe this whole thing to be a setup. I do not like Trudeau but I think some of his cabinet are out to get him, force him to resign, nominate a new leader such as Jody Wilson Rebound (sic) who will win, and who will then become Canada’s next Prime Minister.  That is the dream of her father and that is my take on this whole “made up” scandal. I could be wrong and I probably am but I guess my cynicism is coming through.

Forgiveness….yes.

Have a great Navy day.

SJ……………………………..Out

Just a Phase

And this is what our society has come to. The Chow Crown. Warning, watching short clip for too long will warp your mind senseless.

I’ll never eat again!

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And somebody, somewhere in America has been told to build an arc – and fast.

Crazy you bet but then again we baby boomers had this craze for sometime:

See the source imageShake that bootie.

College group wants to do away with Mr. or Mrs. It is not inclusive so they want to use this honorific: “Mx”….. terrific.

See the source imageAnd here I thought this was part and parcel of the new Your-sack test….er sorry, Freudian slip…Rorschach test. You know:

See the source imageOh yeah, is that a picture of my daddy… or a Star Wars warrior?

American ISIS bride who wants to return to America – that dastardly land of the free – had once urged her compatriots to slaughter all Americans. When confronted with this all she could say was – “Oh that! That was just a phase I was going through. I am just a misunderstood woman, that’s all, misunderstood and misinterpreted.”

Oh how times have changed. A baby boomer phase:

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Maybe this:

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Whereas her Millennial “just a phase” comes to this:

See the source imageJust a phase baby. No story here.

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There is a song for almost every situation:

Another boomer phase: “The Ed Sullivan Show” And they bow even!

Oh yeah. KC and the Sunshine Band; Shake Your Booty. White Soul (oops sorry, white privilege) and a great song for a Wednesday – Hump Day…but it’s Thursday Shakey. No matter. Play it loud.

https://youtu.be/fSWwqqoYCD4

Ah, the innocent 1970’s. Those were the phays.

Have a great Navy day.

 

SJ………………………………Out