Thus just in:
Joe Biden Says He Can’t Wait To Find Out Who He Picked For VP.
Yes we are. Thanks to Babylon Bee.
Y’know. Heard in passing: “I’m Tom Cruise and you’re not.”
University of Georgia states that you should wear a mask when having sex.
I wuv vu.
This came up after consultation with their British Columbia colleagues.
Glory be our glory holes.
Man, I should be so lucky!
Political correctness has now expanded to space, where NASA says planets, galaxies and other heavenly bodies will no longer be referred to by “offensive” nicknames. Whew, thank God for that.
As the scientific community works to identify and address systemic discrimination and inequality in all aspects of the field, it has become clear that certain cosmic nicknames are not only insensitive but can be actively harmful,” the agency said in a news release.
One alien source who wished to remain anonymous indicated:
“NASA is examining its use of unofficial terminology for cosmic objects as part of its commitment to diversity, equity, and inclusion.”
After all can’t you see that all alien lives matter.
It’s in the eyes I tells ya.
Okay, okay, we will change the name of Ur-anus to somethin more politically correct and inclusive…How about…Our-anus?
Poor Pluto. It’s gone!
Due to COVID-19, the Immigration and Refugee Board of Canada requires additional space in the Downtown Toronto area to hold hearings while being able to adhere to current Public Health recommendations of physical distancing. The present space allocation does not allow for these temporary accommodations and as a result the IRB has an interim requirement to rent additional space to hold hearings.
“WE need to get additional space.” an IRB rep was hear to say.
The rental timeframe is for approximately one (1) year beginning fall 2020, with the option of adding additional of rooms and/or extending the end date of the agreement at IRB’s discretion, subject to availability.
“WE can get $100M to meet this requirement.”
With Trudeau, yes WE can. And why Toronto? Why not do this in Gander Newfoundland??
We are entering a new Dark Age.
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