Month: September 2020

More Liberal Speak

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More Leftist Logic or Liberal-speak:

Journo says Amy Coney Barrett – Trump’s Supreme Court nominee – used her speech to weaponize her white womanhood while using her black children to score points……say what?

Barret is a devout Catholic (Pelosi is too you know) and Christian who has  adopted some Haitian orphans over the years. This absolutely disqualifies her from the position…so say her democratic critics.

“She is a racist, a bigot, hateful, spiteful…a God fearing woman no less – oh the horror of it all – she believes in God!!! Vengeful, lazy opportunist homophobe…don’t ya know.” so says an anonymous democrat, who wishes to have her party affiliation and gender remain a secret.

“I would say that she is eminently qualified to run the Democratic Party if she isn’t confirmed as a Supreme Court Judge.”

Oh…and it is rumored that she had unbridled, non consensual sex with Joe Biden 180 years ago in the senate chambers.

“I will not, I repeat, I will not call an early election.” So say Premier John Horgan after being elected in 2017. “Also, I intend to bring in a Child Care Program in the 4th year of my mandate.”

Meanwhile after 3 years: “There will be an election in this province 24 October, just over 3 years after the last one. And I promise, read my lips, If elected I will bring in a Child Care Program in the 4th year of our mandate. Bet on it.” Vegas bookmakers give that one a 100 to 1 odds.

“I will never, ever use our democratic process to circumvent democracy or justice in the House of Commons.” so says Justin the Great, Prime Minister of Canada. ” I will never prorogue Parliament.”

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“Please dear and all powerful Shiva. Help me destroy the opposition”

How do you spell Trudeau? H..A..R..P..E..R. On August 18 Trudeau prorogues Parliament until the 23 September to avoid a number of political scandals, including a 3rd ethics violation while acting as Prime Minister of Canada.

“Oh how I love being me.”

Jean Chretien: 20th Prime Minister of Canada: “A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It’s a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it’s because it’s proven.” Prove me not. If my mother had 4 wheels she would be a truck. But she’s not and I have the proof. Just look at her.”

“Read my lips. If elected I will get rid of the GST (VAT).” So says Chretien during 1993 election campaign. Elected! ” I never said that. Where is da proof? Show me da proof.”…………………Geesh.

See the source image“Don’t mess with me”

Love this line though: “I didn’t feel the need to have a lot of yes-men standing around me. As Mitchell Sharp (Liberal advisor) once put it, the bigger the staff, the smaller the minister’s member.”

“Is that like having an over compensating huge pick-up truck Jean?”

My oh my, how on earth can the rest of the world take Canada seriously.

Don’t hate life, love it and embrace it…In God’s eyes, all lives matter.

Collective Soul – one of my favourite bands.

SJ…………….Out

It Ain’t Pretty

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China purports to have a new Covid vaccine. They promise to push it on the rest of the world. Just like the virus. Can’t wait:

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It’s a secret recipe. 11 unknown herbs and spices….

KFC is onboard.

It ain’t pretty!

Joe Biden says…“That’s why I’ve made it a priority my entire career to work closely with you,” he said with a smile, “from the time I got to the Senate 180 years ago,” he added, giving a short chuckle.

Trump announces candidate for the Supreme Court: Amy Coney Barrett.

Biden retorts that he had unbridled sex with her 180 years ago. CNN calls for an immediate investigation.

Meanwhile confirmation hearings to begin immediately:

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Oh, is she black? Even better. Female, black, lesbian and disabled! A shoe-in.

It ain’t pretty!

Justin Trudeau just concluded his throne speech.

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By all accounts it was a stinker.

Seamus O’Regan, Canada’s Minister of Natural Resources announced a $320 million investment in Newfoundland and Labrador’s offshore workers. They, the offshore workers, were sexstatic with that announcement. The oil workers were well over the top on them as well.

It ain’t pretty!

He was right!

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference….The Serenity Prayer.

SJ…….Out

 

 

 

Come to California – The Golden State

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It is not about us.

Liberals reach deal with the New Democrat Party to avert fall erection – so says an article in the Japanese Times. “Never mind the Canadian erectorate,” it goes on to say. “We and we have avoided being blought down.”

Marg – a life long NDPer agrees.

See the source imageHazmat Singh is vely appy:

See the source imageYes I am.

California Governor Newsom has signed an executive order to ban all fossil fuel cars and trucks by 2035. Wow.

“I want to save the glaciers from melting, and the sea levels from rising.” he said. “This will do it. I take a scientific approach to all things.” as he stepped outside of his Malibu beachfront home.

Meanwhile, the production of non fossil fuel vehicles and trucks has begun to ramp up in California. Here is an animated copy of one such vehicle. This model is called “A Roller.”

 

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The mass exodus of California residents continues. Yet Newsom continues to say: “Come to California and enjoy our lively cities.”

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Our diversity:

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Our green spaces:

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Please come and vacation here. It’s hot!

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Enjoy our San Francisco treat – and it ain’t Rice-a-Roni.

“Yes come to California.” the Governor says.

Mmmmmmm………………aaahhh…Nope

 

Ah…the good ole days. Summer of Love, 1967…..no shit!…really!

SJ…………….Out.

 

Natural Gas

A friend sent this to me. From the “Independent” no less:

Funny but so, so true.

But hey, I guess I am using it too with this blog. Aaaahhhhhh!

Love this headline:

“How Canadians Are Finding The New Joint Pain Relief”

This is super dude as so many things pop up in my mind when reading this, or smoking this, especially given our new Canadian Cannabis laws.

It has come to this. Speculation that Breaking Bad actors Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul were going to get back together died when the two declared that they were going to collaborate on a new line of Booze called Mezcat:

Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul are posing for a picture: Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul attend the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live in Los Angeles on Aug. 25, 2014.

“Biggest let down in history,” one person commented on the Instagram post. Another wrote, “I’m sooooo disappointed I can’t even….shit”

“I thought it would at least remotely be related to ‘Breaking Bad.’ DISAPPOINTED,” added another, while farting.

Wow, go to social media then. That should help.

I am sure these guys or gals would agree with you:

The next Group of 20 summit will be held next November in an altogether more forbidding environment: Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. It will take place in the modern surroundings of the new King Abdullah Financial District, with 59 towers and a few architectural wonders.

For a taste of the real Saudi Arabia, summiteers need only take a cab south on King Fahd Road. In about half an hour they’ll come to Deera Square, colloquially known as ‘Chop-chop Square’ for its frequent public executions.

“Kinda hard to get your head around this new development, a proud member of the UN was heard to say.”

It is coming to this, part two: “California Teacher Fired for Her Pro Western Civilization Views.”

Teacher Praises Western Civilization, Her School Fires Her

Coming too to a Canadian school near you.

Why is it that everything the left touches is destroyed?

As only a brit could do or say:

Sir Kim, the UK’s Ambassador to the US, said it had become “impossible” for him to carry out his £185,000 a year role after it emerged he dubbed the White House “uniquely dysfunctional” and said Trump “radiates insecurity.

OK, we’ll find someone else.

“You’re fired.”

Hey Kim, is that your real name? Nelson died over 200 years ago. Time to let the Brit BS go, don’t ya think. You are no longer in charge.

Hey Victoria, B.C. Here is a new revenue stream for you to consider:

Blue Jays, Dot…take note!

Found this little obscure headline. I can’t believe it’s news:

” Buy your natural gas like a pro”

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Or get it for free.

 

Quote of the week:

Cabot Phillips on American exceptionalism: ‘You don’t see people flooding the shores of Norway” or Canada for that matter.

It has come down to this: American hipster. They all look the same don’t they.

Love the man-bun though.

First time ever. A woman came to my door canvassing as a member of the Conservative Party of Canada, hoping to become our representative in the upcoming election. That has never happened to me in my entire voting lifetime. Nobody ever comes to my door…great. I think it is a lost cause though because my riding has voted NDP for the last 60 years…and done nothing for us. “We represent the working man.” the NDP say. A complete scam.

It’s a gas,gas,gas.

Have a great day.

 

SJ…………………………………………..Out

 

 

A San Francisco Treat

Canadian Woman accused of mailing ricin to President Trump, Valley law enforcement agencies identified.

BLM are in an uproar. How dare she send that TRUMP bastard Uncle Ben’s for shit sakes.

The Canadian woman accused of mailing envelopes containing the poison ricin to President Donald J. Trump and local law enforcement agencies has been identified.

Next time, BLM says, send him rice-a-roni. That’ll kill him for sure. It’s a San Francisco treat…feces laced.

The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation identified Pascale Ferrier, 53, as the suspect in this case. They, the CBC are rolling out the red carpet for her. Other smug Canadians across Canada are rejoicing…. eh?

Are ya sure she’s a she and not a he,ze,or zit? Eh?

RCMP said an an earlier report that if she hadn’t put a return address on the envelope it is doubtful she would have been caught. All the light bulbs went out on the remark.

But the children are our future. JK Rowlings books have been banned or burned due to her controversial gender beliefs – as in – there are only two genders. Either you are a male or a female.

The natural world has gone amuck over this latest development.

Hey, even if a guy wants to be a girl he is still a she / male. If a girl wants to be a guy she is still a she/hee…geesh

I was raped by whoever Trump picks to replace Ginsburg on the Supreme Court. So there. Pelosi agrees… however.

Cuban Woman Barbara Lagoa May Be Trump’s Pick For SCROTUM…nope…read above.

Ya know your society is screwed when…Vermont grocery store worker fired after apprehending purse snatcher.

Jennifer Lopez bikini photo giving us all ‘vacation vibes’

She was fined for wearing a mask.

Heaven help us.

 

SJ……Out